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kill myself

>>8921058
>sent to hell for not killing billions of people
>sent to hell for killing billions of people
Hmm. Tough one.

Speak to the manager and give him a firm handshake. Work for a couple years and invest in bitcoin.
Once I'm a billionaire I send a carrier pigeon to Assad asking for some sarin, I then give it to Isis.

...I'm going to hell anyways I think.

>>8921058
housing bubble

>>8921085
this

>>8921058
Seek medical help for my hallucinations and delusions

Acquire money, put it all in BTC until ETH launches and transfer it all into that.

Is this a lead up to a sir gay joke ? With the McDonald’s and all?

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2005-08 Go long on stock market while working any minimum wage job and putting all your spare money into the market

Oct 12th 2008 Short the market 1000x with everything you have

Mar 6th 2009 Go long on the market x1000 for one year

2011 Put your millions into Bitcoin, it's important that it's not done too early because you owning too much of the supply might mess with the success of the project.

Nov 29th 2013 Sell all your bitcoin before the crash happens, go short on bitcoin.

2013-2015 Spread your billions on XRP, Antshares, ETH and XVG. Only buy around 20% of the total supply of each, preferably use multiple wallets to not cause suspicion.

Jan 14th 2018 Sell everything you have, you should now be worth upwards of 100billion, manipulate the SHIT out of bitcoin with your wealth, you can single handedly crash BTC to zero or pump it to 100k, you are FUCKING BOGDANOFF, repeat market manipulation for infinite money.

Q1 2019 Buy all of ISIS, North Korea, Influence every politician you come across to work for you.

Q2 2019 Influence India to attack Pakistan, get Pakistan and India to exchange nukes, launch all of North Korea's weapons to China, Russia and US evenly, get ISIS to attack Israel. WWIII is now ravaging the planet.

Q3-Q4 2019 3billion people die

>>8922076
Youre a fucking mastermind

>>8921177
kek

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>>8921058

Buy Apple shares (they were booming at the time after iPhone released). Sell just before the GFC crash and short the shit out of EVERYTHING on max leverage. Buy every BTC (careful not to kill the whole market, just try to get like 10% or so at all times) & start mining the instant Satoshi drops it, sell the Mt Gox drop and buy shares with profits, rebuy the bottom. Continue like that (buying Eth at $8 etc), just pretty much making a ton of cash. Cash out Dec 2017, find a lab in an eastern european country to engineer a race-specific virus that kills only niggers and arabs (should be about 2 billion worthless fucks). Launch virus in 2020 - since no whites or asians harmed, nobody that matters gives a real fuck.

>>8922852
good plan

>>8921058
Go into Mcdonalds and apply for a job
See if they have sechuan sauce if so HORDE IT
if not get job and put entire paypacket into facebook stock when available

Billionaire by 2015

>>8921058
Hahaha how do people come up with absurd shit like this.

>>8921058

1. Invest in BTC when it's first mentioned. Contact Satoshi and ask for some sort of bounty for like 50,000 BTC.

2. Use my profits in 2013 to start a talcum powder company. I would create false reports about how talcum powder cures cancer and causes weight loss, etc. which causes everyone to buy this shit by the truckload.

3. Smoke weed

>>8922852
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So I’m guessing you’ve contemplated this at some point.
Anyways awesome roadmap