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how do i clean my room

>> No.8918512

with a cleansing fire that burns bright in the twilight hour

>> No.8918517

>>8918495
Put cute emojis over it as seen in post #8917374.

>> No.8918518
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>> No.8918526

>>8918518
beat me to it

>> No.8918541

>>8918495
You can't, all Macbook users are trash. kys or go to /adv/

>> No.8918544

buy stinky linky, the stink from your link will mask any smell

>> No.8918551

>>8918495
If you want to accomplish anything in your life start by cleaning your room

>> No.8918553
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>>8918495

>> No.8918567
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>> No.8918584

>>8918495
You pick up your trash and you move it into a trashbag/can

>> No.8918591

>>8918495
I'm in the same boat anon. Same computer, same shitty living conditions. Well I usually don't leave actual trash on the floor. Going to do some cleaning today.

>> No.8918602

>>8918553

That's not cool. My sister is a former addict. I hope you get the help you need and deserve.

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>> No.8918620

>>8918553

Assuming that's heroin? Wtf are the Eagle wrappers about

>> No.8918628

why is it so hard?!?!?

everytime i think about cleaning my room i get anxiety and i am so anxious that i my neighbors will see me hauling garbage downstairs!!!

>> No.8918661

You guys are fuckin' dirty. Lazy fucking millennials.

>> No.8918662

>>8918620
Branding

>> No.8918676

>>8918553
omg that pile of rubbish is blocking the view of the lower left corner of the screen. even the taskbar is absolutely full of crap, fucking lol

>> No.8918687

>>8918662
Holy shit, that's the "Brand" of the heroin? That's crazy sophisticated. Where is this located?

>> No.8918692

>>8918495
damn, stop eating like shit. your mind will go to shit.

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>>8918687
Not sure, but I found an article from West Virginia that mentions "Overtime" being possibly laced with fentanyl.

>> No.8918759

>>8918567
I remember the thread, dude probably off'd himself after the crash he said bitcoin was the only thing keeping him going

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>>8918567
>>8918759
his mining rig

>> No.8918828

>>8918495

can someone tell me im smart for threading my wires through the bed frame

>> No.8918832

>>8918828
waste of time, better off using velcro ties and hiding them just the same, much easier to move/rearrange

>> No.8919441
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do you guys think that it would make too much noise if i start bringing down garbage from my apartment in the middle of the night??

usually im so embarassed about it during the day time so that's why i keep putting it off??

one time i had a giant bag of garbage in teh elevator and someone came into it and they looked at me like i was so fucking disgusting it made me feel so shitty about my self.. now i could bring down a few loads without anyone noticing but im afraid ill wake someone up.. .

anddd i just heard someone use the elevator which makes me even more nervous because running into someone at 3am with a giant bag of garbage is even worse..

>> No.8919529

>>8918661
What if hes actually gen z? Theyre among us now and its pretty terrifying.

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>> No.8919556

>>8918759
lmao retard thats xqc's pc

>> No.8919607

>>8919441
Why the fuck are you so embarassed?
Everyone takes out trash, it's not some special thing only you have to do

>> No.8919634

I dont understand how some of you can live like complete fucking pigs. Even some pigs are more tidy than you disgusting faggots.
Just fucking put your rubbish in a bin for fuck sakes its not hard.

>> No.8919654

>>8919441
start by carrying out one item at a time, that way no one will ever know you have such a degenerate and degrading lifestyle. do it every time you run out for an errand or for groceries

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>>8919607
yeah but i have more trash than most people... like most people in my apartment fill up grocery bags with trash and bring that down stairs like once a day but i've been putting it off and i have like one of those giant heft bags filled with rotten food and it stinks soooo bad

i think im just gonna risk it and try to sneak down and hopefully i dont run into the super hot chick that lives on the floor below me

pray for me

>> No.8919673

>>8919662
post pics anon....

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>>8919654
i know i know...

im going to sneak down tonight with the motherload though

i can feel adrenaline flowing threw my veins... my heart is pumping fast.. i almost enjoy this thrill... i havent felt this alive for months...

i might even masturbate when i get back.. my dick hasn't been able to get hard for awhile but the renewed motivation of actually getting rid of this filth in my apartment has rejuvenated my spirits!!!

wish me luck!

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>>8919673
noooooo im too embarassed... im paranoid of my neighbors seeing me let alone the fucking internet and CIA

im just kidding anyone everything is clean i promise and i maintain my apartment 100 percent!! actually i just had one of the plumbers come here a month ago!! i promise im not doing any damage to the property!!!!!

it's just a bag of trash and it's all contained nothing leaked or anything..!!

>> No.8919729

>>8919662
u can do it op. i believe in u.

>> No.8919752

>>8919729
ok thanks.. im about to get off my computer in chair in 3... 3.... 2.... 1... okay im goign!!

>> No.8919753

>>8918553
>the state of /biz/
get some help man jesus you're literally gonna die lol

>> No.8919829

Hire some migrants to clean it for you.

>> No.8919877

>>8918553
Good lord, this is one of those guys shilling chainlink I guess.

>> No.8919911

>>8918553
What the actual fuck is going on here?
Do I share this board with addicts? Holy fuck get help.

>> No.8919990

>>8918687
noob. they all have brands

>> No.8920003

>>8918732
all the good stuff has death warning type logos

>> No.8920025

>>8918495
It's as simple and easy as throwing shit out when you're done with it you fucking mongrel.

>> No.8920032

>>8918628
I probably throw more shit away than u have after an Amazon buying spree stop being a fag

>> No.8920081

>>8918553
>09/03/17

>> No.8920109

>>8918553
that was a special thread

>> No.8920129

>>8918517
lost.
fuck you

>> No.8920138

>>8919752
did he make it

>> No.8920611

>>8918495
JFC first learn to cook for yourself.

>> No.8920655
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I’m 33 but I have my own house. My wife does most the cleaning.

>> No.8921294

>>8919990
I don't know shit about heroin, and I intend on keeping it that way. Two childhood friends of mine are already dead from it.

>> No.8921660

>>8921294
Yet that ignorance means you support public policies that incentivize drug addicts spreading their addiction. I guess that's what it means to be blissfully unaware though.. congratulations, welcome to the 99 percent.

>> No.8921684

>>8919911
>Do I share this board with addicts?
You seem surprised that 4chan has bad people here?

>> No.8921718

>>8918495
absolutely pathetic

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>>8920032
>>8919729
>>8919654
>>8918619
>>8918518
>>8918495
>>8920138
>>8919607
>did he make it
Yes, and i just want to thank all of you for giving me the support that gave me the strength to accomplish this little mission. Like the moon landing, it's one small step, but one giant leap for me getting back in the habit of cleaning up after myself.

I just got all the garbage bag(s) out and now all that is left is vaccuuming, mopping the floors and wiping the counters, then dishes, THEN I AM ALL DONE and my flat will rise like the phoenix to reaffirm the former glory that it once was!!!!!

Lol one of the garbage bags was so fucking heavy that to move it i had to swing it around like Mario swung bowser in Mario 64 all the way to the garbage bin outside. I literally did 360s swinging a 70 pound bag full of rotten food then released it and it went 6 feet in the air and landed perfectly in the container!

>u can do it op. i believe in u.
I couldna done it without you guys!!! DONT LET YOUR MEMES BE DREAMS!!!!!! SIC SEMPER TYRANNIS!!!!!!

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>>8921718
you must be hurting inside to kick a man while he is down

i'll pray for you.. hope you get better anon

ps. i love you

>> No.8921916

>>8918553
all that cotton with no water soluble cut.
eww get a new dealer. If your going to put junk in your arm at least let it be dope and not 90% cut.

>> No.8922004

>>8918495
1. lock your door
2. poor gasoline on all that shit
3. light match
4. drop match on floor

>> No.8922023

>>8921746
good stuff man. small habits make the man. the more of a success you are with habits, the more of a habit success itself will become.

>> No.8922039

>>8918553
Please get help anon :(

Not everyone on biz wants you to die. <3

>> No.8922109

>>8921660
>that ignorance means you support public policies that incentivize drug addicts spreading their addiction

Explain, I don't see the correlation at all.