/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>8900284
drugs

>>8900284
>How do I not fuck it up?
By not lying.

Need any tips?

>>8900284
You probably will.

just bring your blockfolio and show them your stack

what's the job? i've had dozens of interviews as well as interviewed dozens of people

>>8900284
On a more serious note...try not to give a fuck about the outcome. You'll do much better without having to wrestle performance anxiety. just tell yourself that it doesn't matter and you don't really care. Go in there with that attitude and just talk with them comfortably.

>>8900284
try not to rape your interviewer

>>8900325
Working as a recruiter for an educational establishment I used to attend.

ID different as my WIFI just shit the bed.

>>8900284
bring your folder of roastie brappers

>>8900284
Any interviewer wants to see themselves replicated in front of their eyes. If the person laughs a lot then you laugh too. If they have an intense look on their face then be very serious and focused. Be a mirror and you’ll get any job you ever interview for.

Get some xanax

>>8900350
You're applying for a recruiter position and you don't know how to act during an interview?

>>8900284
She's just the right amount of ugly.

>>8900386
Unironically this

Just don't take too much, 0.25mg should be enough for a first timer...also Valium is ok

>>8900284
pro tip: you probably will
and that’s okay
if you want to get better
apply for jobs you don’t plan on taking up and get comfortable with the interview process before you actually start applying for jobs you want

>>8900284
Most people ive interviewed are nervous wjich makes them look like idiots. The trick is to not be nervous. How do you not get nervous? You have to do it a lot. View each one as an experience gathering mission, don't get oneitis and you'll be fine

>>8900397
>pop 2MG bar a couple hours before interview
>can't stand up without falling over
>eyes drooping, falling asleep
>start making snowman with imaginary snow on the interview desk

>>8900350
Have a prepared answer for why you want to work their, why you want to do that job and what will make you good at that job. Research your interviewer and the company. Have prepared questions (will i have a mentor? what mistakes have you seen people make doing this job? what made you want to work here? do you like the environment?). you want to make it seem like you're interested and have options.

you might get asked why you left that establishment. have an answer. bring a copy of your resume. if you have references, bring a copy.

if you seem eager and interested, you're ahead of the pack. show up early and wear a suit

>>8900416
I found that nervousness quickly dissipates once you start treating the interview as a negotiation and not as a "please sir, may i have a moneyjob" / hat in hand begging kind of situation. As interviewee, OP has as much to offer as the company hiring him/her has.

>>8900284
Practice your firm handshake

>>8900419
>pop four times the recommended dosage
>8 hour blackout
>ends up being hired

>>8900284
Consider the first interview you do in life as a training. We all failed the first and second, too. It is part of the process

>>8900284
Do all women aspire to be fucking whores or is it just western white women are more susceptible to jewish programming

>>8900284
Get a hold of some beta blockers. It will inhibit any weird neverous habits you have. It's what the pros use before big speeches.

Just be sure to dose correctly or you'll pass out.

>>8900284
Smile endlessly and if you don't know something fucking tell them don't bullshit.

My first one was such a trainwreck. You can probably do nothing about it.
Say youre nervous at the start and try to be cool

>>8900397

> 0.25

The fuck is this? A xanax dose for ants?

>>8900284
It doesn't matter. The job will go to someone who is more diverse than you are.

just b urself bro

>>8900676
I have quite a tolerance to benzos (unfortunately) but it's always better to start small, OP has a job interview he doesn't need to get fucked up lmao

>>8900367
show original pls?

>>8900741

also if there's ANY drug OP should be actually taking, just take one shot before to loosen up.

there's a reason company meetups always have open bars

>>8900284
Same with dates, you'll fuck up, but after trying and trying you'll become good at it and eventually you'll stop fucking up

>>8900284
Here's the big thing to understand. The guy interviewing you has a job to fill. He needs someone to fill a position to do a particular task. What he needs to figure out during the interview is if you can do that task or not. He cares about what you can do for him.

That is the number one thing you want to communicate. "This is what I can do for you".

People fuck this up in two ways. One way is they focus on what they hope to get from the company. In other words, "This is what this company can do for me". The guy interviewing you doesn't give a shit about that. When you talk about why you are interested in working for the company, always keep it in the context of what you can do for them.

The other way people fuck it up is they talk about their past experience without tying it back to "This is what I can do for you". The interviewer doesn't give a shit about what's on your resume until you can relate it to how it helps you do more shit for him.

>>8900386
I got some Propranolol instead.

>>8900382
Noted.

>>8900387
I guess recruiter is a bad way to put it, I guess it's more a marketing/PR role.

>>8900428
Got most of that, thanks.

>>8900707
Should I blacken up before the interview? Or would it be easier to just get a LGBT flag lapel pin?

>>8900847
Noted.

>>8900908
>Propranolol
This is pretty good too. Won't fuck with your brain but will take away the shakes.

>>8900284
No fap until after interview. Dead serious. I bench 325.

>>8900284
Honestly? Ok I’ll level with you. You’re fucked, and I mean big time, unless you make sure to tell them that you browse /Biz/ for career advice. This will immediately create an impression that you are a confident and informed job seeker. If you don’t even let them know that you learn from the best, how else will they know you’re the perfect fit?

>>8901092
i bench 326 but thats pretty good i guess

>>8900537
I bet this is an internet model. The photography looks like it.

>>8900289
this, a tiny bit of nose candy always does the trick

>>8900284
Kneepads help, but hide them under your trousers so you're prepared but it's not obvious

>>8900284
tie her hands behind her back and spank her cheeks red... most girls tend to enjoy a good spanking when tied up

>>8900397
Your nuts. Any skilled interviewer would know instantly that you are on drugs.

>>8900847
This is correct. Good advice.

>>8901211
I was about to tell you that anon is probably shitposting and knows this already but based on the amount of drug threads I’ve seen on this board I just never know.

>>8900284
Just respond to every thing the interviewer says with I WANT JOB! You'll be fine.

>>8900847
Silly anon you weren’t supposed to post actual good advice, that’s not how it works around here.

>>8900965
yeah op, good call on the propranolol. benzos are overprescribed as fuck and dangerously addictive.

21.. LOL. The fuck is wrong with people these days? I got my first interview literally when I was 14. When 19 I have been interviewing people myself as manager.

>>8900397
>showing up to an interview TOTALLY RELAXED and glassy-eyed
oh man, you smrt 18-24s and your life advice

Just be the most qualified person for the job, smell good (don't overload on cologne. Mint or citrus are more tolerable), and get along with the interviewer. Talk with your hands. Do some research on the company.

Also, are you interviewing with HR, the guy you're replacing, or your future manager? With HR: Do they sponsor employees running 5K's on their website? Then ask them if they do anything fun like christmas parties, 5Ks, birthday cakes? Watch them light up and tell you all about how they waste company time and money as their job when they're not negotiating with insurance, fixing the payroll system, or dealing with paperwork.

>>8901393
>implying 0.25mg xanax makes you a bartard

That's what medical dosages are for

>>8901492
It's pretty stupid to take a benzo if you haven't taken one before for an interview though. It'd probably be fine but propanolol to keep the heart from thumping too much is pretty much all that's needed.

>>8900284
Don't be overzealous, be confident

Anxiety can manifest as overeagerness

Be aware of this

>>8900284
stop giving a shit, interviews come and go. most companies suck to work for. you're bidding to trade your time for sheckels, keep that in mind.

>>8900284
No matter what the result gonna be. You can learn and you should learn from it.

few hits of a pure joint, pref hash but weed works as well

it works wonders.

>>8900397
>>8900386
Worst shit ever, don't do that, talking from experience, I did it and fucked up a presentation. You'll feel so at ease that you won't perform properly, just accept that. You need a bit of stress to be good, just be prepared. This is coming from an introvert.

As for the interview at 21 you are going to suck, like everyone else your age. You just need to be the least retarded among your competitors. Prepare it in advance (maybe late since it's in 2 days), know the company (number of employees, market cap, field), and prepare potential topics.

Prepare an intro, what you studied and like (jobs and hobby related), where you're from, what your strengths are, what you can bring to the table, what pushed you to apply (it has to be genuine, or at least sound like it is).

Be polite, and assertive aka The Carnegie bullshit: handshake, lean forward, look in the eyes, hands on the table, clear sentences.

t. 20somethings corpcuck

>tfw 23yo master's graduate that never went to an interview

>>8901129
327 here ya weak fag

>>8902531
You still get a pass for being shit at 23 don't worry.

I know some people don't like Peterson but one good thing he said is that in your 20's you're full of potential and people just look at that. Past 30 they're going to look at experience, they're not going to forgive a grownup child.

This is the work related equivalent of 'hitting the wall' for men.

>>8900284
btw these women need to learn to properly sit on a couch.

>>8902596
What makes you say that?

>>8902639
MUH DIK

Still you need to stop roasties on mongolian business boards, telltale sign of an absolute normie.

>>8902719
Fuck off back to /r9k/ you feelfag, this is normie territory.

graduated in civils and done two interviews which were my first ones. Both were successful. But this is probably because I was interviewed by senior engineers and most of the questions were technical rather some bullshit like 'why do you want to work for us' or 'where do you see yourself in 5 years'

>>8902639
sauce plz anon

>>8902757
>feelfag
As if. Normie isn't the opposite of a /r9k/ feelfag.

Die in a pit of fire piece of shit, look at /b/ and tell me roastie posting isn't the sign of the decay of boards. Even, look at /biz/ in December. People are meming with the Wojak index to gauge market feeling, they should rather meme about an NSFW index and short the absolute fuck out of crypto when half of the treads are basically porn.

>>8901156
>this, a tiny bit of nose candy always does the trick

nah, benzos like valium or xanax is what you want if you are going into any kind of stressful siutation

save the coke until you actually got the job

>>8902848
>Normie isn’t the opposite of a /r9k feelfag
>implying

Deal with it, nerd.

>>8902927
lol
>combat manageable stress by sedating yourself with benzos
>a-alpha
i fucking love you pussy boys, you still on your parents med plan?

>>8902504

best advice. especially the first sentence, but if OP is determined to take a drug then propanolol cures stage fright without the regrets later

>>8902993
>>8903011
I'm cold-sweating like fuck even just doing the prep work for this interview, and I took 10mg about an hour ago. If I sweat like this in the interview I'm going to ruin my cashmere suit, I can't have that happen.

>>8902958
>Deal with it, nerd.
You deal with it, normie.

Deal with the fact your kind will never amount to anything, nor ever tries. Just like those /r9k/ faggots. You are two sides of a same coin, unable to free yourselves from roastie craving. Keep jacking off or tinder swipping, whatever floats your boat. Probably spanking the monkey though, with all those images saved up.

>>8903139
how's your breathing? burgers in particular tend to breathe with their chest instead of their stomach and it causes a lot of health issues, among them anxiety/cold sweats/etc.
if this is you, fixing this would be more valuable in the long run than any prescription drug
try this:
inhale deep into belly
hold for 5 seconds
exhale slowly
repeat 5 times
focus on feeling the tension leaving your body

repeat as needed

be ready for the obvious bs questions
>why you want to work here?
>where you see yourself in 5 years?
>tell me about yourself anon

etc

>>8903139

normal dose is 2-4x that

>>8900461
This is how i treat them as well. Im also interviewing them to see if they are a company that is worthy of my time, that eradicates any kind of nerves when you look at it in this way

>>8900284


Why the fuck would you take drugs? Ignore all the idiots here. The job sounds like some entry level bullshit, a recruiter is an easy fucking job.

Just go in there and relax, don't be too uptight. I've done great with interviews because I talk to the interviewer like their a person and not like it's someone giving me a fucking test.

Laugh with them, make a joke when appropriate but be serious when needed. Ask them about their background, be interested in them.

>>8903238
if you take drugs and they take any ill effect on you, you'll be fucked, even if it's hardly noticeable. If you space out on a question or start twitching or doing dumb shit, they're gonna assume you're drugged out and not hire you.

>>8903189
I don't think I have any breathing troubles but I'll try it.

>>8903196
Sure, but if I'm almost passing out just thinking about it I'm not going to do so great giving a presentation.

>>8903238
>>8903254
I don't think I'm going to space out on propranolol.

>>8903268

have you been to a doctor and diagnosed with extreme anxiety or something?

>>8902993
>implying everyone in high stress positions aren't on meds

the world is run on meds now and you can't compete unless you have the edge they do

its like trying to compete as a bodybuilder without taking roids

>>8903268
Propranolol is completely fine for interviews. Not mental effects what so ever, its purely physical relief with cold sweats and heart palpitations that it helps with.

>>8903328
No, I'm fine talking with people but I don't have a tonne of experience delivering presentations and when I have they've usually been shit. Plus the presentation they want me to give is in an extremely retarded format.

Interview tips:
>shake hands like a man and not like a little faggot
>if the interviewer shakes hands like a faggot (he probably is one), thank them for their time and tell them it isn't going to be a fit for you
>assuming you're past handshake staye, make eye contact and nod when the wagecuck is talking so he thinks you're listening
>he'll ask you retarded questions you don't care about
>start to answer, then derail with your own questions
>you're the interviewer now
>"So how was your revenue last year? I read it was a record year, but it's looking a bit rocky due to your demographic of faggots really don't of super AIDS. Where do you see this company in five years?"
>"What are you looking for from me in this position?"
>do something related to the job before you get hired (recruit someone, for OP's example)
>covey that you actually want to work
>follow up
>get hired and new bare minimum until you can get fired and collect unemployment

>>8903362
i agree somewhat, it really depends on what you're trying to do with your life. going the tryhard route, yeah, drug use is practically expected.
for most (everyday, typical) situations, like interviews, there are better (and safer) drugs out there these days than benzos. i swear, these days it's like people are trying to kill buzzy annoying flies with oversized cartoon mallets. fucking pharma.

>>8903432
This is great advice.

>>8903409

maybe you think your presentation sucks which makes it hard to present. You can take formatting and general info from other presentations and pretend youre presenting another persons presentation. Then its like youre not submitting your work for harsh judgement which makes it easier. thats all i got

>>8903432

this also worked once

>>8902639

>BrappyBrittany

>>8902639
literally unable to sit like a normal person, has to air out her flaps

I hadn't even considered the possibility that it would be a group interview.

1.15pm - Introduction
1.30pm - Presentation and Interview
2.15pm - Telephone and Writing Test
2.45pm -Finish

Does this look like the timetable for a group interview or a individual one? The emails I have don't really specify.

>>8903710
honestly that sounds exhausting
why dont you just start a dog walking service and go on hikes with pups a few times a day, 10-15 bucks a pup per walk and bring like 5-6 at once

>>8903710
youll probably be the only one giving a presentation

>>8903745
I think you might be right. $100 for walking some dogs for an hour sounds like a much better job than having to go through all this shit.

>>8903785
people will always have pets and need people to take care of them
and pets are fun
and hikes are fun
so you get lots of fun time with pets and you get outdoor time and a bit of exercise and money
if you dig animals, something true for like the vast majority of us, you can't really go wrong
eventually you could even hire an employee or two...

>>8903710
What do you mean by group interview? Several people getting interviewed for the job at the same time? I've never heard about that in my country.

>>8903991
>Several people getting interviewed for the job at the same time?
Yeah.

Supposedly it's pretty common, like they'll make you do some retarded team exercise or some shit.

I checked the email again and it says that the "formal interview" will be 30 minutes, so there's no time in the 15 minutes allocated for presentations for multiple people to present a 7 minute presentation. Thank fuck.

>>8900908
Make sure you reeee a lil bit and dress up like female(boy)

>>8900284
Don't make the same mistake I did and don't fill your pockets with spaghetti

>>8900284
There are two types of interviewers/interviews:

>>The HR Roastie (85%)
>Knows almost nothing of what she's hiring for
Anything beyond superficial information that you can overhear when you're having coffee for the fifth time in a workday, or by a quick googling, is beyond her. Impressing with "skill" is not going to change much.
>Works for a third party company
If the hiring process is handled by anyone but where you're applying for a job for, it's 98% guaranteed to be a HR Roastie on loan from a recruitment firm. Leads into the next characteristic.
>Only there to make a career
She's only there because she wants it on her resumé. Not to hire the right person or because she gives a shit about you, the company she's hiring for or really anything but her own list of titles on linkedin (where you should add her and anyone else in HR you pressed flesh with once, by the way, however brief).
>Loves canned questions, loathes meaningful interaction
List three positive qualities (without any context given of course), list three negative qualities, how are you in a group, how are you solo (pro-tip: you better be good at and "love" both), other checklist "questions"/gotcha-bullshit. These are the kind of questions you can prepare answers for in advance if you must.

DON'T:
>Don't be truthful
Ever been truthful with a woman that you thought cared about you? Yeah, this one didn't "love" you in the first place.
>Don't play into shit-tests and female charm
A typical canned question is your cue to spout any pandering bullshit lie you like. If it sounds good, it is good. If she looks nice, she'll assume that this gives her an advantage. Don't let it.

WEAKNESS:
>Passing shit-tests and personal connection
Imagine that you're gossipping with a really good female friend (but keep it "professional"). Yeah, it's on that level. Anything to get on her good side, and she'll get on yours. Hopefully. If she doesn't like you personally, you're fucked.

One to follow >>

>>8904286
>>The Acquisition Chad (Remaining 15%)
>Works in the department he's hiring for, or has previously worked in it
This guy is looking for someone to work alongside him. Not the "statistically best hire"/best gossip buddy, like the previous one. Don't impress with too much skill unless you can back it up, he might and probably will ask more in-depth questions about stuff you bring up.
>Only recruits because he's proven himself in the organization
Probably still has an interest and intimate knowledge of the department, only recruits either because he's paid more, got bored and wanted to rotate or because he's some sort of manager.
>Asks relevant questions
Might present a light theoretical but still realistic situation to solve, and can provide more details if you ask for them (i.e. it'll be a question with basis in reality, and some realistic context). Might ask something directly technical, probably light enough that you should know it as a minimum for the job you're applying for.
>Wants to make sure you fit in
He knows what the place is like, and wants to make sure that you fit the place, rather than just him as an interviewer. For example: Doesn't ask if you're a "team player", but presents a theoretical task as part of a group, and if you'd handle it.

DON'T:
>Don't be too truthful
A few white lies are still needed if you're like me (consistently under-value yourself). But don't go too far, or you'll risk him actually knowing something about the subject and lite-grilling you on it.
>Don't tell him about a bunch of random shit
You're there to interview for the position. If he wants to know, he'll ask. Don't be too brief either, though, when he does ask.

WEAKNESS:
>A good ability to give plausible explanations WHY you're lacking in certain areas, and a good handshake
Not the boomer type, the "I'm not a slouch"-type. "Man-to-man" conversations are officially banned by feminist SHARIAH law, but that's what you're aiming for.

>>8903189
lel you can't be serious. You can't breathe into your belly retard. Are you the same idiot who thinks people need to press their tongues to the roof of their mouths all the time or some shit?

>>8900284
Relax

>>8902993
>he thinks cocaine is a good drug

>>8904636
>he thinks he's cool and actually tries to portray pretentiousness regarding drug use.

>>8904678
>he isn't high 24/7
never going to make it

>>8904596
You are wrong. Your belly area is where your main breathing muscles are.

>>8904596
mentally envisioning breathing into your belly as you're breathing helps you focus on using your diaphragm. many people, especially computer-type people, have tightness and bad habits that inhibit breathing with their diaphragms and tend to shallow breathe with their lungs.
faggot, please fuck off with your adderall confidence. you obviously know shit-all about this kinda thing, but gosh you sure do make it seem like you might know SOMETHING. hurrrrr.

t. accredited physiotherapist with 15 years of experience and multiple olympics

>>8904688
You know those people who define themselves by their weed/drug use?

>>8904636
cocaine is actually a) a joke and b) a total waste of money. literally overpay for the distinct pleasure of wanting to overpay for even more ASAP.
if you want to get high and act like an asshole without realizing how much of an asshole you're coming across as, there's better (cheaper, longer-lasting, less addictive) options there too.

>>8904725
This anon is correct, OP if you learn to focus your breathing you can gain control over nervousness in some cases. but it takes practice.

If you have a reliable GP you could also ask for Propanolol, simple beta blocker with no chance of addiction/dependence but great for nervousness if you don't have any heart issues that contraindicate its use

Also, be honest and own your shortcomings. I'd hire an honest and imperfect person even if they were awkward or visibly nervous over some piece of shit actor who is overly genuine and waaayy too pumped up. Well, it depends on the job. Some places need the latter because they will just follow directions. So try to be honest and push qualities that you think fit the job itself. Also, dressing nice, looking clean, maintain SOME eye contact, nice handshake, bring copy of resume and notepad/pen

>>8904770
fistbump.
shallow (chest-dominant) breathing is related to a whole host of issues ranging from depression to anxiety. unfortunately, most people don't check out whether they're fucking up on their most basic functions before they dive for SSRIs, benzos, whatever.

>>8904750
You've clearly never done good cocaine with slutty college girls. Of course cocaine won't be fun sitting around doing it by yourself...but what drug is?

>>8904793
You sound like someone who likes crystals and that wants to talk about the health benefits of the probiotics in your home brewed kombucha.

phenibut

>>8904831
>>8904805
onoe some 18-24 larp is hurting my feelings :( wat doooo

>>8904805
ill add to this, since you're obviously never done actual drugs yourself for any extended period of time, senpai.
fun drugs you can do by yourself (incomplete list):
lsd
cannabis
amphetamines
cocaine
opiates
fucking everything and anything, really.

>>8900284
Suck the interviewers dick

>>8900908
Why are the feet censored?

Since it is your first interview you are going to feel stress and your brain wont operate at full capacity because of that. So, it is best to have a well-rehearsed answer to these common interview questions. It is important that you literally rehearse your answers out loud. This will commit it to memory and you will not have to “think” about the answer when asked.

So tell me about yourself. Tell them briefly about your employment history and career goals. Don’t talk about your life.

What is one of your strengths? My greatest strength is my ability to work effectively with many different people

What is one of your weaknesses? I can get impatient with myself if things don’t go the way I planned. I like that feeling of accomplishment, so I sometimes get frustrated if a plan doesn’t work out

Describe how you handle stressful situations: Avoid mentioning a time when you put yourself in a needlessly stressful situation. Focus on a time when you were given a difficult assignment and you rose to the occasion.

Lots of young people I interview are literal children. Some even bring their parents to the interview. If you act like an adult and you will stand out like a candle in a cave.

Watch the Ted Talk on the Power Pose

https://www.ted.com/talks/amy_cuddy_your_body_language_shapes_who_you_are#t-23396

>>8900284
A job is a game. Play it right.

>>8900284
Become 50 years old and realise that you really don't give a shit about all the interviews you've ever done. You're young, it doesn't matter if you fuck up. Take risks.

>>8900284
you dumb dumb, you go apply for jobs you just dont give a fuck about, McD's ect do a few, reject the job and then do your actual interview.

Honestly though, my old boss told me he likes to hire the guy who doesnt interview well. This means they have held a job for quite a few years and dont interview all the time. It also means they wont up and quit if things get a little tough, or go chasing money. The ones that do interview well typically dont stick around very well and some are just talk and basically suck.

>>8905647
A jew who only hires shabbos goys. Smart man

>>8900289
Tell them about the Jewish question

>>8904286
>>8904305
Thank Anon .
Not OP, but this is some quality post.

>>8900284
Only real tip here: over state what you know and what you can do. They expect you to lie. Look them in the eyes show them how much you disdain them.

Pretend like you already have the job but at the same time pretend like you have 3 more interviews that day

A lot of good advice in this thread. Different things will work for different people OP, so don't feel like you have to behave a certain way if it doesn't feel natural to you.

I'm a simple minded person, so what works for me is to completely clear my mind during the drive to the interview, and not think about the interviewer or anything that could happen during the interview. Just make my mind completely blank. I keep it blank when I get there until I sit down with the interviewer and they ask me the first question. Then I just respond naturally with the first thing that comes to mind, and then make my mind blank again until the next question comes, and respond again naturally with my first thought. I just keep repeating that two step process until the interview is over. I don't think about how the interview is going or if I'm giving the right answers or not. All I focus on is responding naturally in the moment to whatever I'm asked and then making my mind blank again.

You can take it or leave it soon. It's just what has worked for me. The asshole interviewers never hired me, and the interviewers who were just normal good people usually hired me.

>>8907401
Interesting strategy, sounds a lot better than wasting mental effort on panicking.

>>8904960
This is the only important question in the thread. WHY DAMMIT?

>>8900760
anon delivers

>>8900297
>not lying
terrible advice.
>first job
manager asks me if I’m a clean person, say yes. totally neglect hygiene, eat snot and toenails, don’t bathe, wear the same clothes daily
manager asks me what stressful event I worked through. I told him my dad was paralyzed but I still did my schoolwork. I had a 1.0 GPA and dropped out
>second job (Chuck E. Cheese)
say I’m friendly, smile, and like people. Implicitly I should like kids. I’ve never had many friends, and was open about my masturbation habits on social media

>>8903139

>cashmere suit
>interview

Are you interviewing to be a gigolo or some shit?

>>8907714
For footfags like you

>>8900284
Relax. Don't act desperate. Don't worry about the mistakes you made. Pretend that you have many interviews lined up.

>>8900760

>>8900284
>>8902579
>>8902639
>>8908770

unironically why the fuck does /biz/ post the best girls? seriously unreal. where the fuck do you guys get this stuff?

>>8908770
Mods

>>8908858
It is just a woman in a swimsuit! You total homo

>>8908770
who dat

>>8902579
I have come back to this thread like 6 times today and every time I do I am absolutely awestruck with how magnificent this ass is. It is truly the finest ass I have ever seen. The list of things I wouldn't do for access to an ass like that is VERY short.

How do I achieve this dream, friends? Is there hope?