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FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK

>> No.8843088

GIBS LINK

>> No.8843104

Do you think guys he will be arrested on the spot?

>> No.8843117

>>8843088
https://www.cbsnews.com/live-news/watch-mark-zuckerberg-testimony-senate-judiciary-commerce-committee-facebook-data-breach-today-live/

>> No.8843119

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qAZiDRonYZI

>> No.8843121

>>8843088
https://www.theverge.com/2018/4/10/17215032/facebook-zuckerberg-congress-day-1-how-to-watch-livestream-time?utm_campaign=theverge&utm_content=chorus&utm_medium=social&utm_source=twitter

>> No.8843131

>>8843088
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cyJosQBtzsw

>> No.8843136

https://www.cuckbook.com/wired/videos/10155621003308721/

>> No.8843142

>>8843076
zuck the cuck
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iZOLvuujrPk

>> No.8843150

he really looks like a fucking robot jesus christ

>> No.8843171

>>8843150
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x61_mGQciJE

>> No.8843178

Jews really are discarding him. Wow! I wonder what happened.

>> No.8843179
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>>8843150
He looks like he is about to cry or something, besides he is swallowing like crazy

>> No.8843197
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>> No.8843203
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8843203

I feel bad for him, he must feel overwhelmed.

>> No.8843209

>you can't make 500 million friends without making a few enemies
heh, who would of known those enemies would be this powerful

>> No.8843242

>>8843203
The shoe appears to be on the other foot

>> No.8843243
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8843243

>virgin data leak vs Chad investment fraud

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>>8843076

>> No.8843259

>>8843243
didnt he start crying in court lol

>> No.8843263

Do these boomers even understand what they reading on those statements given to them by their assistants?

>> No.8843265

>>8843203
>I feel bad for him
he brought it upon himself

>> No.8843270

How could facebook even protect private information? That's how it makes money, if it gives users a choice, no one will give it to them.

>> No.8843281
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>> No.8843286

>>8843263
who cares, its about controlling data of facebook directly instead of having a middleman at this point

>> No.8843289

>>8843076
Zuck: Yeah so if you ever need info about anyone at Harvard
Zuck: Just ask
Zuck: I have over 4,000 emails, pictures, addresses, SNS
[Redacted Friend's Name]: What? How'd you manage that one?
Zuck: People just submitted it.
Zuck: I don't know why.
Zuck: They "trust me"
Zuck: Dumb fucks

>> No.8843295

>>8843259
Kek not playing the regret card in court.

Cry high Sit low

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>>8843281

>> No.8843299

>>8843203
the irony of this picture though

>> No.8843300

>>8843286
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_cZC67wXUTs

>> No.8843306

>>8843270
the entire business model of the internet relies on this, not just zucc

>> No.8843323

Damn mutts really hate their nouveau riche.

>> No.8843326

>>8843270
but it does give users a choice. they simply choose to hand them every tiny detail of thier lives and complain about it afterwards. this whole scandal is a fucking farce. i work in big data analysis and weve been mining and analyzing people data for almost a decade now. they didnt care for 10 fucking years, despite the fact that it was all written down in the ToS.

>> No.8843336

>>8843203
lol, what a pack of vultures

>> No.8843338
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8843338

Total buttfucking

>> No.8843342

>>8843150
That's why I've laughed at the "Zuckerberg for President" thing. He's on the spectrum for sure, and has no ability to lead or persuade when speaking. Anyone in Silicon Valley knows he's just the mouthpiece/figurehead for the company, he doesn't make the big decisions, people like Sandberg does, and Mark just twitches around on stage at shareholder meetings.

That's why he ran right out and took responsibility for FB's fuckups. He had nothing to do with it, and was told to do it, because he's beyond rich for literally being a sock puppet of the real power behind the scenes there. He's like an autistic puppy robot. That's why he's in no danger of stepping down, he serves a useful purpose.

This is all Kabuki theater. The deep state was working hand in hand with FB, and they didn't bother to hide it, because they thought Hillary was a shoe-in, and her people would protect them. The fix is still in, but they're putting this dog and pony show on to pretend to the sheeple masses that they're really, really, really sorry, and they won't abuse everyone's privacy and make trillions off it anymore. (Which has been FB's business model from day one.)

>> No.8843351

>>8843076
WHY IS HIS SUIT SO ILL FITTING. FFS. A MAN THIS RICH SHOULD HAVE A SUIT THAT FITS HIM. IT'S SO AGGRAVATING.

>> No.8843356

>>8843326
It's funny though
>hand over all data knowing full-well that companies are profiting off of selling said data and breaching your personal privacy
>random trigger finally happens
>WTF I hate people using my personal information now

>> No.8843362

>>8843104
The Justice Department hasn't even whispered about criminal charges, retard. This is a dog and pony show, Senate hearings are utter bullshit, always have been, always will be. This is just proof they made their deals behind the scenes to hide their shit better in the future.

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8843369

Am I fucked bros ?

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8843371

"we have to make sure that it is positive"

good goy, we can't allow dissident thoughts now can we?

>> No.8843380

>>8843203
He well compensated for this. A few hours of flop sweat and being uncomfortable, for billions of dollars.You'd make that deal, I'd make that deal, every autist on this degenerate forum would.

>> No.8843381

>>8843203
>>8843197
pic of the year desu

>> No.8843383
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>>8843342
aaaaand we have a winner.

>> No.8843388

I dont even like Zuck but its funny how Boomers cant cope with someone being richer than them.

>> No.8843428

Mark made the mistake of being the face of the company instead of hiring people to do that for him. He got greedy and didn't take the money.

The MySpace guy is laughing at this shit while banging supermodels in one his vacation homes.

>> No.8843441

>>8843306
this isn't about that, brainlet. having that much access to everyone's data at that scale makes you more powerful than any of the faggots in government

>> No.8843450

>>8843076
>that fucking hairline

>> No.8843457

MARK IS CARRING SOME HEAVY BAGS NOW

MMMM NO NO NO

>> No.8843461

>>8843381
holy shit. Its actually so powerful.

>> No.8843490
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8843490

tl;dr me senpaitachi

>> No.8843531

"Are you actually considering having facebook users pay for you not to use that information?"

Jesus christ these boomers are fucking retards, how do they think Facebook makes money? How come they don't have to pay anything to use their money? It's because they're paying for it by allowing Facebook to sell their personal information

Dumb fucking niggers

>> No.8843543

>>8843531
to use their platform*

>> No.8843547

>>8843197
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=05PCmqjIeNE

>> No.8843550

>>8843531
But maybe it would be cool to have that option. I would certainly pay for them to not have my data.

>> No.8843562

>>8843550
Sure but my point is that these idiots make it sound like some kind of outrageous statement. Facebook is a profit-driven company, they arn't just going to allow people to use their platform for free.

>> No.8843589

>>8843203
>*record scratch*
>*freeze frame*
>Yup, that's me. You're probably wondering how i ended up in this situation.

>> No.8843597

As a eurofag, I'm curious why senators and whoever are grilling Zuckerberg while simultaneously approving of the actions of the NSA.

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>JUST

>> No.8843609

>>8843589
kek

>> No.8843618

>>8843597
Because the NSA is from the government.

The government wants control, but it scorns at companies for trying to take the monopoly of data privacy from them.

>> No.8843623

This whole trial is propaganda you spergs.
Its about opening up the people to the idea of giving away your data for benefits.
Until it becomes mandatory in the future for insurance etc.

>> No.8843628

>>8843197
Oh how the turntables

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>>8843342
this so much.

>> No.8843645

>>8843088
Buy LINK checked

>> No.8843646

>>8843623
Its already mandatory. You're 50 years too late.

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>>8843589
this is good

>> No.8843662

>>8843117
>https://www.cbsnews.com/live-news/watch-mark-zuckerberg-testimony-senate-judiciary-commerce-committee-facebook-data-breach-today-live/
fucking qtt in the background damn

>> No.8843665

>>8843597
Are you that fucking retarded? NSA = government, FB = not government. Nobody else should have that kind of power in their eyes

>> No.8843693

>>8843665
you are the retard. NSA = FB you mongoloid bluepilled normie.

>> No.8843698

>russian hackers
oh god not this shit again

>> No.8843744

>>8843623

This.

Such softball questions, and MZ bragging about Facebook's accomplishments. Basically a big sales presentation.

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>>8843342
>>8843150
saved

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Do people actually believe the russian hacker thing? I thought this was just a /pol/ meme.

>> No.8843774

>>8843281
how much coke?

>> No.8843777

imagine my SHOCK, SHOCK!

>> No.8843783

>>8843768
yes, the boomers who can't cope with the reality of the deep state

>> No.8843784

>>8843768
all normies do. the swedish media is parroting the same thing for our upcoming election this year.

>> No.8843791

Its really cute that these old cronies think they can outsmart him.

>> No.8843798

>>8843076
Who are the people behind him? They don't seem to be journalists they're just staring at the senators

>> No.8843808

Damn he looks better now. That haircut suits him.

>> No.8843810

lmao they have no fucking idea what they are talking about

>> No.8843841

>>8843783
>deep state
theyre called jews. "deep state" is the safe boomer term for jews.

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>>8843808
He would look a lot better with a tan though, it would help a lot

>> No.8843865

>>8843798
You're usually allowed to bring a team of lawyers/staff with you.

>> No.8843868

SENATOR I DON'T KNOW AAAA REEEEE

>> No.8843875

>>8843868
SENATOR CAN YOU REPEAT THE QEUSTION

>> No.8843886

inb4 feminists rage cuz he didnt hear what she said

>> No.8843890

Also he has a strong voice and actually seems to speak like quite an alpha, but at the same time sounds autistic. Strange.

>> No.8843921

>>8843890
That's because he's over-rehearsed. He was practicing this all weekend with a PR company.

He's a fucking autistic puppy robot.

>> No.8843929

>>8843850
Well he's not the best looking man alive for sure, but he looks better than he used to with a new haircut and a fairly /fit/ body. Yeah a tan would help too, and facial hair. I'm sure that even if he doesn't have facial hair genetics he could afford a beard transplant with his billions.

>> No.8843940

>>8843875
SSENATOR I SPILT MY CHOKO MILKY

>> No.8843944
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>>8843768
Yes, that's literally the whole point. Foreign entities using the data mining set up by companies to target specific people with tailor made propaganda in order to influence elections. Facebook ads, tailor made search results, fake news headlines, moderation on subreddits, steered discussion on imageboards. Political divisions are no longer about policy disagreements or sports team mentalities, you literally live in an 'alternate reality' to the 'other side'. Not because you do, but because you can no longer even agree on what's true, who's trustworthy, or what the context is.

If you think you're immune, then you've already been compromised.

>> No.8843951

>>8843921
Yeah seems like that's the case.

>> No.8843956

FB mooning. Told you idiots the government would never touch Silicon Valley.

>> No.8843964

>>8843850
It's weird he doesn't have one considering the large sunshine time of Palo Alto

>> No.8843977
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>>8843197
>>8843203

Fucking hell, can you imagine sitting there, having to maintain a neutral posture while hundreds of lenses are pointed right in your face within arms reach. I have waaay to low self-esteem for that, i'd freak the fuck out lol

>> No.8843982

>>8843964
>implying he ever steps outside

>> No.8843983

PIPES
I
P
E
S

>> No.8843984

TUBES FAGGOT
TUBES

>> No.8844002

>>8843623
It's not exactly mandatory for individual insurance, but generally it is required. Your ability to receive and contest the information gathered still exists

>> No.8844011

>>8843977
yea, thats because youre a loser in a basement. meanwhile hes so rich he could just buy any of those papers and fire the respective reporter if he really wanted to.

>> No.8844032

I USE COOKIES SENATOR

WHERE IS MY CHOKO MILK

>> No.8844048

MR. LEAHY!!!

>> No.8844049

>>8843944
fuck you for creating /pol/, you magnificent faggot
>picrel

>> No.8844066

what a fucking cunt dodging the tracking question. He choked there.

>> No.8844068

J U S T J U S T J U S T

>> No.8844075
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>> No.8844088

>>8843342
I always though the hatred about facebook directed solely at the Zucc seemed slightly misplaced but never bothered articulating or finding out why, it's totally this

>> No.8844089

Haha asking about a specific bunch of spam kek

>>8844075

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wtf

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>>8843977

i think the fact he is using a booster seat through all this might have been too much

>> No.8844123

>>8844098

Fucking hell.

>> No.8844126

>genocide is ok so long as I get my ad money
-Facezucker

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>> No.8844133

>>8843076
ITS LIVE

>> No.8844156

>>8844126
>genocide is ok so long as I get oil
-US senat

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>>8844098
kek he looks like he's going to cry

>> No.8844169

>>8844156
A match made in heaven.

>> No.8844188

"Who's your biggest competitor?" - - *Proceeds to fails to prove that Facebook isn't a monopoly.

>> No.8844190

“*Record scratch* *Freeze frame*”

Yup. That's me. You're probably wondering how I ended up in this situation.

>> No.8844191

they are eating him alive, its over

>> No.8844206

>>8844188

Proceeds to make a fuck up of that sentence.

>> No.8844209

>>8843281
Those soulless eyes

>> No.8844211

>>8843944
This is a great post. In my personal opinion I see the current state of the internet affecting older generations even moreso than people my age, because people my age (27) were trained at an early age to take everything they read on the internet VERY lightly.

When you see 40+ year olds on Twitter exploding over trolls and fake news, it's really fucking disheartening, because these are the goofs that are currently running the world, and they just don't understand the internet. As my generation grows older we will have more regulations for selling private information to third parties, I have no doubts about that. The internet will become more regulated but hopefully in a way that only benefits the general online public and only harms shitty scum corporations like Google and Facebook.

>> No.8844216

>would you work with us to regulate your industry that you have a monopoly in?
Buying 100k of FB.

>> No.8844219

I'm a laywer and I dont know what that means HAHAHA

>> No.8844223

So fucking funny listening to politicians talk about technology they dont understand. Its over, zuckerburg will win big from this.

>> No.8844225
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HES GETTING EATEN ALIVE AHAHAHAHAHA

>> No.8844249

They didn't "steal" anything, all users agreed to the conditions when they signed up to the platform. It's not their fault that normies are retards and don't read shit, stupid fucking boomers

>> No.8844264

He's getting a rimjob of that woman now.

>> No.8844265

>>8844249
you think any normie will read 200 pages of a TOS lmaooooooooooooooooooo

>> No.8844267
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Brave Browser is the future of online advertising. Facebook and Google should take note.

>> No.8844269

>>8844211
YOu are delusional, it will be the complete opposite.

>> No.8844273

>>8844225
And? This is pointless political theater. This is a chance for Senators to harumph and be indignant over some young Millenial upstart, so they can campaign with it in the next election cycle. The only thing that might come out of this is more bullshit laws that will affect US more than it does Facebook. We'll lose more rights over this, and Zuckerberg and the board at FB will get richer.

The Senate holding hearings always means nothing of substance will be done. This is as far as they're going with the issue. The only hearing that would matter is Zuckerberg doing this in front of a Grand Jury.

>> No.8844280

>>8844267

my nigga

>> No.8844282

>>8844264

off*

>> No.8844296

>>8844265
No but that's their own damn fault, they can't accuse FB of "stealing" information that they agreed to share in the TOS

>> No.8844334

>>8843299
this

>> No.8844339

cut the bullshit old man

>> No.8844370

Anyone else see him pour the water from his water bottle into a glass to drink? What the fucking alien

>> No.8844371

i dont have any social media anymore but shieet they collect more data and fuck my privacy harderd than i had imagined. fuck the jews, ill impregnate all of their women and turn their men into traps.

>> No.8844398

>>8844371
>i'll impregnate their women
the solution is not to create more of them ya dumb shit.

>> No.8844399

>>8844296
That they're even couching it as "theft" shows how pointless this all is - the issue isn't theft, the issue is allowing politicians to harvest people's data without permission, not FB getting it in the first place. The real story is Obama's people were given access to everyone's data, with no restraints. The real story is that they're all abusing FB data, Trump's people included. The real story is FB bends over and displays their anus to anyone with cash.
What should happen is we get a Bill of Rights on personal data. Which won't happen. What will most likely happen is that all of these corrupt Senators will campaign on how they "got tough" with Facebook, and craft laws that somehow make us lose more rights, and FB none.

Just watch. This whole thing is pointless. It's just to pretend they're doing something, when they have no intention of doing anything.

>> No.8844411

Zuck is getting fucked

yes senator please fuck me yes senator

>> No.8844414

>>8843076
tell me what hotel you stayed in boi

>> No.8844415

>>8844371
>I'll impregnate their women
only good if you're black

>> No.8844421

>>8844398
u dont get it. ill end their race and fuck up their women

>> No.8844423

>where did you sleep last night?
>don't need sleep and have to come up with a reasonable humanoid response

>> No.8844425

>>8844371
>ill impregnate all of their women
dumbfuck thats what they want you to do

>> No.8844428

Who is the women in green behind him?

>> No.8844437

>>8844428
hillary when she was 40

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>>8843076
>yfw crypto booms after this and people realize these filthy kikes have too much control

YES YES YESS DECENTRALIZATION IS THE FUTURE!

>> No.8844445

>>8844411
No one is winning here, everyone is lossing. The senators just expose that they dont understand technology.

>> No.8844448

>>8844425
jews dont mix with other races fag

>> No.8844455

yes senator
no senator

His lawyers must have told him a lot to answer like this

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>>8844011

wrong faggot, i have my own appartment. I am a total loser tho, yes. But i'm fine with that. Fuck the world.

>> No.8844459

Senator Lindsey Graham asks Zuckerberg whether Facebook is a monopoly.

“It certainly doesn’t feel like that to me,” Zuckerberg replies, to chuckles.

Graham: “Why should we let you self-regulate?”

Zuckerberg: “I think the real question is what is the right regulation?”

Zuckerberg says that Facebook will provide Graham’s office with suggestions for good regulations.

>> No.8844464

are they playing bad cop and good cop?

hmmmm

>> No.8844470

>>8844459
oh well problem folks! pack it up

>> No.8844472

>>8844445
no Mark is trying to give that impression but he's no Einstein, just a marketer

>> No.8844476

>>8844448
you're absolutely retarded, anyone with jewish mother is considered a jew and can apply for repatriation program

>> No.8844486

MUCH LESS SEXY MANTRA

>> No.8844489

>>8844448
on the contrary, jews love diversity

>> No.8844491

>>8844371
I read that FB was creating profiles for people, that didn't have profiles. They were pulling data from other place to do it.

And, if you want to see your privacy dry fucked with no pillow, see Google. Then see Amazon.

If you have any social media, Google, or Amazon accounts, the damage is done. If you have a smart phone, it's too late. Ever wonder why you can't buy a flip phone anymore?

I'm already weaning myself off my iPhone. I'm getting everyone I know on FB used to me not posting, and by this time next year, all my social media will be gone. The damage is done, but I'm gonna scrub out what I can. No LinkedIn, no Facebook, no Google, no Amazon, no Twitter, no smart phone. I already use a VPN, and am looking at more layers of obfuscation.

I'm not paranoid, but fuck them. Fuck them all.

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>>8843076
>zuck getting rekt

>> No.8844510

>>8844269
one can dream

>> No.8844512

>>8843076

FUCK THEM ALL

>> No.8844514

>>8844489
u tard?

>> No.8844516

>>8844448
you fucking tard. jews pimp their women to high-level goyim to fuck up their genetic lineage.

>> No.8844528

>>8843808
hes going bald

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>>8844514

>> No.8844539

>>8844516
im going to impregnate aaalll of the women and fuck up their ancient race. what dont you understand about that. its the same as blacks fucking all muricans, there will be 10% whites left in murica. ill fuck you too

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>>8843076

>> No.8844570

>>8844539
what dont you fucking get retard? a jew becomes a jew because their mother is jewish. do you understand fuckhead?

>> No.8844576

Did this dumb fuck just voluntarily ask for 15 more minutes of being grilled? The guy behind him (his lawyer?) was clearly about to explode

>> No.8844583

that FB scandal is really good for datawallet

>> No.8844585
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8844585

*nervous laughter*

>> No.8844591

>>8844570
ill literally fuck you to death

>> No.8844596

>>8844576
It’s Joel David Kaplan

>> No.8844599

>>8844591
Please fuck me instead, not to death though.

>> No.8844610

>>8844599
but anon thats l-lewd!

>> No.8844618
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8844618

>>8844562

>> No.8844623

>>8844610
Its ok, he will stay with me and will be my loyal bf forever.

>> No.8844625
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8844625

>>8844618
Amazing

>> No.8844628

Literally bought FB @ $151
Thank you, based Zucc

>> No.8844627

>>8844618
FUCK

>> No.8844643

>>8844625
lmao, he looks like he's about to knock that bitch the fuck out

>> No.8844644

>>8843281
Literally an aspie

>> No.8844650

R A T O
A
T
O

>> No.8844655

>>8844618
why did you fail to protect that smile anon?

>> No.8844659
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8844659

>>8844591
Whew lad

>> No.8844662

>>8844628
i guess i shouldnt expect morallity from this board, if you buy stocks in banks or FB, you literally need to kill yourself.

>> No.8844663

GO GET EM TED

>> No.8844677

MARK! THE DELEGATES!

>> No.8844685

>>8844663
CRUZ MISSILE INCOMING

>> No.8844691

>>8843076
Good cop - OVER
Bad cop - BEGINS

>> No.8844700
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>> No.8844705

>>8844662
Money doesn't smell, m8

>> No.8844716

ZUCK

IS

FUCK

>> No.8844723
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8844723

F

>> No.8844726

Accepts extra 15 minutes... Gets sunk by Cruz missile

>> No.8844738

HAHAHAHHAHA

WHAT A FUCKING RETARD

>> No.8844743

>>8844705
youre supposed to be fighting the banks and corruption with your money, not being a complicit slave to the system.

>> No.8844775

>>8843203
HAHAHAHAH ZUCK THAT now Zuckerberg
Admin 1 Zuckerberg 30

>> No.8844781

>>8843369
What app is that?

>> No.8844794

>>8844743
>youre supposed to be fighting the banks and corruption with your money
ahahaohwow

>> No.8844798

>>8843281
His skin is turning grey, what the fuck

>> No.8844800

>>8844098
Muhahahahahah priceless

>> No.8844805

>>8844448
yes they do dumbass

>> No.8844813

>>8844209
those kike eyes

fixed that for you

>> No.8844815
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>>8844098
DELETE THIS THERE IS NOTHING WRONG WITH BEING 5'6''

>> No.8844831
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8844831

>>8844098

>> No.8844840

>>8844098
fuckin boosterberg

>> No.8844852

Ted Cruz just ripped Zuckerberg a new facehole.

>> No.8844863

>>8844794
>t. debt slave wage cuck

>> No.8844869

>>8844815
Manlets, when will you learn?

>> No.8844892

>>8843281
lizard boy

>> No.8844899

Cliffs of Cruz missle?

>> No.8844942

>>8843693
This
The entire internet is a fucking surveillance project for (((intelligence agencies))) the ONLY reason we are even seeing this bs senate hearing is because (((they))) got caught with their pants down and must maintain the appearance of a justice system to keep trust in (((the government))) from completely eroding.
The goyim won’t look anymore if you pretend to shut it down

>> No.8844959

What i don't understand is If everyone is so mad about FB why won't they delete their accounts?

>> No.8844960

>>8844863
I probably made more money this week than your car costs. You know how? By not being retarded when everyone else was being retarded. If you make financial decisions based on your feelz, this game is not for you. Keep your money in a savings account.

>> No.8844963

>>8844098
I cant watch this seriously anymore.

>> No.8844966

>senator (((((((((feinstein))))))))))))

>> No.8844972
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8844972

>>8844852

>> No.8844982

did he just fucked himself even further?

>> No.8844988

>>8844960
its just interesting to see people that sell their morality and souls to be complicit slaves to the system.
you have no pride, you are just a kike
keep supporting the banks that fuck everything and the companies that exploit you. so long as you have a bunch of digits in that bank account right? i mean, morality and meaning is just a joke. heh.

>> No.8845028
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>> No.8845049
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8845049

>>8845028
Holy fucking nose batman

>> No.8845058
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8845058

>>8844098
When will they learn

>> No.8845073

S E N A T O R
E
N
A
T
O
R

>> No.8845077

>>8845028
he looks more sandniggerish to me than jewish
ALLAHU AKBAR ITS HAPPENING

>> No.8845116

>>8844815
I always wonder if it would be better to be 5'6 instead of 5'8 for being gay bottom
5'7 looks to be perfect femboy height tbqh

>> No.8845119

>>8844098
WHEN WILL THEY LEARN?

>> No.8845176

IN GENERAL...

SENATOR, IN GENERAL...

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8845192

>>8843076
>blacked panther

>> No.8845203

>>8843076

why does he look less and less human as time goes on?

>> No.8845208

J U S T
U J T S
S T J U
T S U J

>> No.8845210

>>8845203
the mask is wearing thin

>> No.8845211

>>8843944
mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooot lemme suc ur coc dri

>> No.8845220

>>8845192
where is this from who is the girl

>> No.8845228

>If im emailing on whatsapp

Holy fuck are boomers this retarded?

>> No.8845229

>>8845220
> who is the girl
its a coalburner

>> No.8845234

>>8843605
top kek

>> No.8845240
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8845240

Anyone else see this?

>> No.8845248

>Does not compute

>> No.8845251

>>8845192
kek

>> No.8845260

>>8845240
D E L E T E T H I S

>> No.8845266
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8845266

>>8843076
SENATOR
SENATOR
SENATOR
GGGGGGGGGGGGGGG--AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.8845269

this lady has no idea how anything works. This whole thing is a bunch of boomers who don't know what they are talking about. Zucc is probably smarter than all of them.

>> No.8845298

this is my data please don't store it, i moved this slider for you to stop doing this, b-baka!

>> No.8845307

>>8845269
It's actually all a bit cringe.

Bunch of old fucks trying to get on TV by making a circus out of a nothing burger

Data brokers are a much bigger problem

>> No.8845310

how is this women senator?, shes got his ass

>> No.8845311

what a sharade

>> No.8845331

>>8845310
>how is this women senator
by being a subordinate israeli

>> No.8845332

>>8845311
what a english

>> No.8845341

>>8844972
H-hayai!

>> No.8845345 [DELETED] 

whos the thick blonde to right ok MZ?

>> No.8845381

facbook unironically did nothing wrong

>> No.8845402

>russian hackers
god damn it when will they stop, i really begin to feel like a hackerman shitposting on this elswerian moon sugar refining forum.

>> No.8845523

Zuck will never be president

>> No.8845580

>>8843362
elaborate

>> No.8845594 [DELETED] 

He doesn't want to say YES/NO because he knows these lawfags will add other pieces of legislation completely unrelated to the main issue. They'll use the whole "Privacy Opt In" bullshit as a veil for more sinister legislation.
Stupid old fuck.

>> No.8845614

>>8845594
This.

>> No.8845619

>>8843369
JUST
screen cap this faggot

>> No.8845637
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>> No.8845646

>>8845614
Zuckerburg won't agree yes or no to new legislation because he knows they'll use it as an opportunity to attach more sinister legislation onto it. He's right - the details are VERY important in a bill like that Opt-In bill that stupid old fuck kept shilling him.

>> No.8845648

>>8843841
Wrong

>> No.8845655

>>8845646
this whole meeting is a bunch of Hesiod kikes talking about the talmud

>> No.8845658

>>8843281
*GULP*

>> No.8845802

Winklechads are loving this shitstorm

>> No.8845845

>>8845646
>>8845655
Aaaand they're doing it again.
Basically threatening him into being some kind of advocate for their fucking shitty legislation.

>> No.8845865

>>8845845
I don't like the robot but this is retarded. Can you imagine expecting some billionaire to come spend all his time in DC advocating for your pet bill?

>> No.8845878

>>8844815
I can't hear you if you're under 6'. Sorry.

>> No.8845899

>>8844618
Well done.

>> No.8845906

>>8845865
>It'd be a shame if we found you guilty to the full extent of the law or something desu...
>Better come support our bills desu.

>> No.8845951

>>8843076
turns out it wasnt russia but a good old big american company that fucked the election

>> No.8845960
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8845960

>>8844075
>>8844096
>>8844131
So let me get this straight, anything that is conceivably pro-white or anti-Islam is bad and must be brought up, but all the anti-white, or black or Islamic supremacist, or kill Trump groups are ignored and not a big deal?

>> No.8846000

>>8845960
There's nothing wrong with killing zionists, seems you're in conflict with your own genetic dead end picture.

>> No.8846009

This isn’t going to take down $fb. It’s just a political circus. They’re all fawning over young billionaire Zuck.

>> No.8846025

>>8845906
If some faggot actually tried to strongarm me like that I'd form some superPAC and fund the hell out of the main candidate against them.

>> No.8846038

fuck this whole thing is cringy

>> No.8846044

>>8843944
>foreign entities
Kekistan is real!

>> No.8846051

>>8844448
Jews have the highest rate of mixed race children and intermarriage of any group in the world. But the kids usually come out looking like genetic defects. They also end up with rare genetic diseases and allergies. Who the fuck wants to be Mexican with a giant fucking nose and beady eyes and a shellfish allergy and Tasachs?

>> No.8846074
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8846074

>>8846000
checked, but your post makes no sense. The democrats are clearly trying to use this event as leverage to push a censorship bill to block "extremist thoughts" aka anything that is beneficial to whites (be it violent or not) as per their placards.

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8846076

>are you more powerful than the US government?
>zuck: yes

>> No.8846081

>>8845960
Sorry, my team will follow you up on that senator

>> No.8846089

>>8846081
Can you repeat that?

>> No.8846095

>>8846074
Trump is a zionist you mongoloid.

>> No.8846103

>>8845648
He's basically right more or less

>> No.8846106

>>8846089
Senator, YES my team will follow you up on that senator

>> No.8846117

Sugarberg 2.0: The Dawn of the Sugaring

>> No.8846118

>>8846076
The question was "Are you more responsible with user data than you think the US Government would be?"
Zuck's long pause and "Yes." was pretty kek though.

>> No.8846120

>>8846103
Deep state is intelligence agencies like the CIA, not jews

>> No.8846124

>>8846106
In general senator.

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>>8846095
Everyone is a zionist that doesn't want to be railroaded out of political office in burgerlardia. I mean there, half the politicians liken "America should come first" as the next holocaust.

>> No.8846140

the best question of the day was
"would you be willing to tell us all the hotel you stayed in last night?"
"No."
"Would you be willing to let us all look at your text messages and emails?"
"Well, no."

Then why the fuck do you need that info zuuuuuuuuuuck

>> No.8846160

>>8845192
lmao can we reverse psyop this?
these white girls are slowly breeding out black men by latching onto them, its actually good for america

>> No.8846170

>>8846160
>breeding out black men
meanwhile africans are all having 10 children each

>> No.8846177

>>8846140
I'll have my team follow you up on that

>> No.8846180

>>8843076

KEK LOOK AT THAT DYKE

>> No.8846198

>>8846081
Yeah because ((they)) want more restrictions of what people can and can;t do online. They want full control of the data. Google is a deep state affiliated company. NSA has their eyes on everything and everyone. They kept bringing up possible interventions such as new laws being created because of this. Mark trying his best to evade the thought of a law says he is trying to protect the rights of the users.

The best thing to do would be to not use any technology because everything is monitored even if you the user say otherwise. No freedom of prviacy at all anymore. Only the freedom to take away privacy from people.

>> No.8846200

>>8846170
yeah thats in africa bud

>> No.8846205

>>8846200
Europe too

>> No.8846210

>>8846205
no shit? havent seen those numbers

>> No.8846229

>>8844491
I want to do this is too anon. Deleted social media a long tme ago. Going to a flip phone will be a challenge though. I want to do only prepaids and change numbers every year or so. I don't care how paranoid I seem.

>> No.8846285

>>8846210
Perhaps you should look for them, then. It's not like the data is exactly hidden.
Or you know, you could have ANY kind of first-hand experience before opening your mouth on a given topic. I live in yurope. My parents' street is 90%+ retired boomers who had 2 kids max, and said kids are in their 30s or 40s and have 0-2 kids. The two families who aren't retired? Africans, and you bet your neet ass each of them are popping out 4-5 kids and not stopping.
This is something you'll see everywhere. Blacks do not stop reproducing once you improve their standards of living. They'll go down from 12 kids to 4 but they won't come down from 4 to 2.
The only way to change this behavior is to change the admixture. American blacks who are not fresh off the boat all have a % of white admixture, some are actually more white than black. Coupled with a "harsher" system, this is why their birthrates are kept in check. But subsidize blacks completely like socialist countries do, and you've got a one stop train to demographic replacement.

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>>8845637

>> No.8846415

>>8843628
this
if any of you feel bad for this soulless deluded god-complex globalist as he's put on the spot under bad pretenses for a little while, realize that he operates the world's largest involuntary surveillance network and think about it like that

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8846428

>>8843197
>>8843203

I SAID LEAVE ME ALONE

>> No.8846448 [DELETED] 

s-senatorrrrr

>> No.8846462

man this is funny

>> No.8846489

>>8843281
look at the bitch behind the bitch behind him

>> No.8846521

>>8846489
coke eyes

>> No.8846550

Seriously needs a stylist. You can see how forced he sounds actually trying to communicate and can pick up on the social training he has got but sht, shave the head and get some glasses ,heston blumenthal, would go a long way for the image

>> No.8846720

>>8843768
>russian hackers
Yes boomers do.
>tfw buying an advertisement is hacking

>> No.8846832

thank you zuccc
we love you zuccc
give us internet plzz master we are poor

>> No.8846890

I don't like zuck, but he's being waaaay to much of a cuck trying to appease everybody.
>hurr why is the terms and conditions a thousand pages long?
bitch he didn't create the overly litigious atmosphere, the very thing he's dealing with this very moment
If it was only one page his company would be sued into oblivion

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>> No.8847464

>>8843944
this