/biz/ - Business & Finance

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Dump it.

>>8826768
AKA fucking up the OP edition

>>8826787
oh my god yes who made this follow up

I made the original lol

>>8826805
i made the followup and also this edit
top tier doujin

All in tvix right now

>>8826822

VRVRVRVRVRVRVRVR
VVRRVRVRVRVRVRVR

>>8826768
>me finally decide learn to short SPY
>golden bullshit unironically start

>>8826822
Not bad

WERE GOIN DOWN

lows of the year are in

>>8826862
Don't worry, SPY is crashing with no survivors after China's shit post.

>>8826862
Not so fast

>>8826875
>the future.

You missed that last part of your sentence.

If I short the market, can I get a Taylor GF?

>>8826833
if you arent an incestuous lesbian, what are you even living for

What happened to Mercedes-Benz?

>>8826897
No, but if you go long big time on WEED, APH and RTI you will

how do you guys track your positions? I'd like to auto import to somewhere from the .csv file that 1broker gives me, but im not sure what the best spot is. wanting to find some stats on where im doing the best etc as i keep making more money from trading

i found trademetria but it wont take my csv file for some stupid reason, and im not manually typing in all this shit surely theres a market for this

>>8826926
When the hell is hippy Castro going to legalize that shit?

>literal redditors advertising their dumb site and their fucking subreddit while trying to steal our jokes and culture
kys

>>8826953

Just code your own

>>8826917
Ran outta Benzos

>>8826974
but i'd rather spend the hours it'd take me to learn that making hundreds and thousands of dollars trading

>>8826917

they had an earnings report april 6th

https://www.daimler.com/documents/investors/news/capital-market-releases/daimler-mercedes-benz-ir-release-en-20180406.pdf

doesnt look like the numbers were bad at all

clearly they lowered forecasts or something idk exactly and im too lazy to research further
>>8824029
>>8824029

Did they just turn the bots from buy mode to sell mode or something?

>>8826972
Why were you on Reddit though?

SVXY calls expired today. I want to an hero.

BGFV SAVE ME PLEASE

>>8826862
Why don’t you buy a put ?
I used to short but this shit is scary as fuck

Just got my SPY puts in. Let's roll this coaster!

>>8827003
Stay strong Comfy

>>8827003
I lost 15% of my portfolio when I bought in to ALT like an autist, don't feel bad comfy.

>>8827027
500 on uvxy, lets see what happens

>>8826996
Was MB a collateral damage of the US-China trade war ? Because MB SUVs are made in the US and as such, are subject to chinese import tariffs

But truth be told, if you can afford an MB in China, you wouldn’t give a shit about 25% increase

2 SCOOPS... C'MON... YOU WERE GOING THE WRONG WAY...

>>8827033
>>8827044
Thanks goys, at least i can't panic sell because of the fund

>been on massive alcohol, xannax, and cocaine beng since thursday
>didn't go to sleep until market opened.
>Just woke up
>opened my brokerage account
>closed my brokerage account

going to go get breakfast, really hop the market is just having a case of the mondays

Okay i found out why the sector is getting wrecked today. It seems the one mutual fund in Canada that holds weed stocks has decided to reduce its exposure. That's why the dumping. UIT Alternative Health Fund is the culprit. Really fucking stupid time to reduce exposure but i'm not complaining about cheap shares. Just loaded up on more ACB at 7.54.

What are some cheap ass stocks I can throw a couple hundred disposable dollars at? Feel like spending some money

>>8827121
tell me what time frame you want to hold them for

Why don't you boys hang on the SRAX train with me? Next stop, moon

>>8827112
at the money/near the money calls on oil and silver (USO, SLV), comfy my friend. give yourself some time and theres no way youll miss

>>8827003
I've had it so much worse.

>>8827156

anonn nooooooo

>>8827156
My worst trading day was Brexit. Why didn't I play for the exit vote. Why. Some bois got rich that day.

>>8827156
fuck man sorry to see it, what you holding?

>>8827104
It's a roller coaster, it just got to the top of the big hill

you can hear the chain disengage and everything briefly goes silent

>>8827189
Short term options.

>>8826888
>>8826889
plz not be belied my hope f-frennss T_T

>>8827009
right now me just playing with lunch money DESU, once get the hang of it will be putting and everything

>>8827009

>>8827155
shit nvm SLV is already making a run. but check oil for sure. israel blowing up syria is gonna make for more expensive oil soon

where the fuck my silver boys at? we ITM nao

>>8827156

whatever you're doing stop

BYE BYE MARKET

>>8827156
ho crap, me love guro but this is just disgusting
fuckin ouchies

>>8827208
SLV is giving me blue balls, I know it'll hit but AHHHH. What expiry did you pick up?

>>8827121
CSSE

>>8827209
I did. The pic is from a couple weeks ago.

>>8827156
shh you don't know pain until you lose 75% in a fucking week.

>>8827104
That has penny stocks biopharm written all over it.

>>8827235
i thought it was gonna happen faster so i got the ones for this friday. itll go. we get a close above 15.50 and its gonna be all gravy tomorrow, especially if the equities are a mess.

>>8827245
Whoops wrong person

He Shorted.
Pamp it.

>>8827274
pls no bogs
let me have this win

Robinhood glitched for 30 seconds and gave me this surprise
WHY DO THEY TAUNT ME

>>8827265
I got 50/50 on Friday and next Friday

I could take it out now for a gain but I'm confident in mid 15.60's for maximum gain

>>8827291
HOLY SHIT

>>8827266
Maybe not.
If you meant the -17% that's also me.
But it wasn't penny biopharma, it was short term call options.

>>8827240
Did you get a margin call?

>>8827298
pretty much my target as well.

>>8827291
i just got one of my covered calls fucked around with super hard so now im all of a sudden down $200. fucking bullshit

>>8827303
REEEEEEEEE WTF

When is Robhinhood going to finally release the web version?

>>8827240
I see you too play with options

>>8827308
You're right, it was you. Only reason I said that is because that's exactly how I lost a big chunk of my portfolio.

>>8827330
this is why I dont like options
sometimes they trade so thinly and can be pushed around really hard

never again

>>8827240
tbf it was only $100

>>8827291
>>8827340

sue for PTSD

so what does everybody think is going to happen tomorrow? Should i hold onto my leveraged equity positions overnight again? Held AMZN all weekend with my strong hands keeping my 50% unrealized profit sitting there, bought at 1360!

>>8827351
its total faggotry desu but its my mistake for doing an ITM call and not an OTM one. i was really bearish on it in the near term. now its fucking me for absolutely no reason (or rather because some invalid bought a bunch of them at market or some such retardation)

>>8827371
everyone is waiting for china, so basically if the trade war is ON then you can expect big red

>>8827371
I think we are on the brink of something big, in a bad way. I moved all of my positions to safe bets.

>>8827371
Seriously. I'm 61.8% Something will happen.
23.6% Nothing will happen and 50% It's gonna go up or down.

>>8827323
I don't trade on margin.

Damn it SPY! No more scoops until after Xi's shit post.

>>8827371
Tomorrow will be extremely painful

>>8827344
Yeah, I haven't fucked with biopharma yet. Not a game that I think I could easily build up an intuition for.
It's interesting, but hasn't piqued my interest sufficiently to be my next trick that I pick up.

I smell bear bait

>>8827371

China news plus Trump is going to attack Syria.

Take gains before close

>>8827412
>I haven't fucked with biopharma yet
Don't start, it's just a game of gambling on clinical trials.

>>8827408
Fuuuugggg. I sold my call option...

>>8827429
dont spread lies anon. white house and pentagon both denied any involvement in last nights strike. it was greatest ally

>didn't buy the Friday dip because I refused to pay +.5% above the day's bottom

>>8826822
Sauce pls.

How'd everyone's day go?

Should I dump RUN bags or continue to hodl?

>>8827456
>is going to

>>8827003
>>8827156
>All these idiots buying options in high volatility market losing out on time decay and negative deltas

Meanwhile, I've been selling options and been eating up that sweet premium money like a whale thanks to this time decay. Market will settle down in the next few weeks after chink leader cozies up to Trump and gets a deal done. Volatility will die down and you'll all get fucked on your long option positions.

Remember, 90% of option BUYERS lose.

>>8827459

>>8827475
Or should I double down?

>>8827496
>FB_IMG

>>8827398
>>8827402
>>8827405
>>8827429
basically everybody is nervous, i think taking profits within the next hour is ideal indeed. Might open a index short just before close too, seems much more likely we tank tomorrow than any sort of rocket upwards

never went broke taking profits right

>>8827494
>losing out on time decay
I learned from my first mistake, faggot. My expiration deadlines are no sooner than July 20th, and I'm holding for up to weeks at a time

>>8827496

>>8827459
Momoyuri Gakuen - Himitsu no Soap-bu R _ The Momoyuri Academy Secret Soapland Club R

>>8827490
i do not think that is whats going to happen. maybe well see military action in iran by the end of the year (if neocons get their shitty way), but i dont think the US is going to be jumping headlong into WWIII and direct confrontation with russia. in fact, i think last nights attack was a ploy by the IAF intended to drag the US into open conflict, but it failed. and it looks like most of the top brass is also not on board with open conflict with ruskies. i dont think its gonna happen like that at all.

>>8827538
Oh no, whatever will I do, the elite hacker 4chan has found me out!

I've got a large dumb animals folder from all around the internet mate, I'm not renaming them to not trigger people, there's just too many

I thought we were leaving Syria?

>>8827590
>I'm not renaming them to not trigger people
You don't have to, but i'm definitely going to make fun of people who don't. You are the one who ended up being unironically triggered.

>>8827597
NOPE
O
P
E


Draft incoming goyim.

>>8827619
Good, we're on the same page, unironically of course

>>8827597
we were hardly ever there to begin with. we were giving kurds backup (and we arent anymore to my knowledge), but most of our involvement was through the funding and arming of rebel groups. which coincidentally ended around the time obama stepped down.

>>8827619
Turns out I can't on my phone anyway, I phone post most of the day

>>8827671
I secretly phone post in the mornings because i'm too lazy to get out of bed.

>>8827646
how can i make a leveraged bet against you on this?

OH MY GOD AURORA WTF

>>8827274
GIVE IT UP, BOG. I SAID I DIDN'T WANT MY SECOND SCOOP ANYMORE.

>>8827597
>Trump says we'll leave Syria "very soon"
>as soon as he says this there's a "chem attack" orchestrated by Syrian government

really makes you think

>>8827698
what

>>8827708
It's almost like Assad wants us to fuck his shit up.

>>8827708
apparently it doesnt make most people think. this FF gas attack was exactly one year from the last one. they need a new script.

>>8827736
Yeah I noticed that too

>>8827712
It's down 9% and change with no bottom in sight.

WHATS GOING ON WITH WEED

>>8827576
Tonight on VIETNAM, the role of South Vietnam will be played by Greatest Ally, the role of North Vietnam will be played by Syria. All other roles will stay the same

we red power hour

>>8827762
Sounds like I need to buy the dip

>>8827766
its a meme industry

>>8827777
Does this means Assad stays in power?

>>8827766
EVERYTHING IS FUCKED I DONT KNOW

I keep taking money out of stocks that are holding okay and dumping the proceeds in to Canopy and Aurora today.

>>8827576
If we do military action against Iran all bets are off, the world will end

A fresh & spicy trump shitpost

good speech

>>8827802
Assad needs to be strung up and disemboweled simply for creating the refugee crisis that has destroyed many european countries.

>>8827777
Digits

>>8827686
I do it because I'm still a wagie :(

Fucks on /vg/ keep getting my dynamic IP banned on my mobile too

>>8827811
Someone on reddit said its ganna go green starting tomorrow since its a daytrading dream, soo I think I'm ganna buy some now

but I only have $2500 in my bank account right now. what do

>>8827781

im slowly scaling out of my short position now

i dont want to deal with any china bullshit so i will just sit overnight on cash

my honest bet is that markets go up tomorrow and theres no big scary news but you never know

>>8827754
pure fucking coincidence, im sure

so fucking sick of all this shit. israel can fight its own wars. we can manufacture the weapons and sell em to them, and well all be happy. jews can kill muslims, muslims can kill jews, and we can just sit back and profit off major world wars (sans actual military involvement) like we used to in the good ol days.
>>8827777
kek smiles upon your jokes. as do i
>>8827814
hence why neocons want it so bad.
>>8827828
kek now THIS is bait

>>8827840
>Fucks on /vg/ keep getting my dynamic IP banned
It's always some anime faggot on /a/ for me, every. damn. time.

>>8827841
give it to me. if youre taking investment advice from fucking reddit, you need to give your equity NOW. its the safest possible option for you

>>8827844
Xi is gonna shitpost HARD tonight. never underestimate chinese pride

Somebody fucking nailed it on the VIX call last thread, and I used that as a flag to get out of my SPY call.
Huge thanks to the anon that told me that.

>just realized TVIX would have to go up 9 percent to break even from jewcomissions

Wouldnt be mad if bad china news desu...

can you guys move the syria shit to /pol/

Was this selloff shitpost inspired or is the syria thing?

>>8827828
yeah he should've just let Al Quaeda take over his country, that would've solved the refugee crisis and been better for the middle east overall imo. pic related is me

>>8827863
For me it's some Cowboys fan on /sp/.

>>8827802
I forgot to mention that the role of agent orange will be played by sarin gas and will be switching sides. Russia's assassination using nerve gas likely emboldened Assad. Also the role of Napalm will be played by tactical nukes.
>>8827849
>jokes

I don't get it. Do you guys really do day trading type activities with $10,000 or less on a regular basis? What's the point? One of the screenshots looked like a balance of $5. Is it just gambling fun?

>market is recovering and all green
>except for cannabis stocks

>put all-in several cannabis stock
>stock related websites start popping up negative articles about weed companies now
>there is no limit to the fall

Just fuck my life

>>8827841
Look at the charts and see. Aurora and Aphria are down to November 2017 levels. Canopy is still hanging on to December level. It SHOULD bounce hard tomorrow but it also SHOULD have been green today after the red terror of last week as well.

>>8827892
Honestly they should have just made the refugees go home, it is that simple. I promise this is the last syria post from me.

>>8827893
Find him and send him this

>>8827900
Most of us would have to save for a year to come up with 10k cash to trade with.

Such is the life of young and poor people trying to make it.

>>8827908
its still free falling though holy shit

>>8827923
>Most of us would have to save for a year to come up with 10k cash to trade with.
Shit try 5

I Don't think it's gonna go down yet.
We still have earnings anticipation.

>>8827905
it could be worse. You could have bought Emblem Cannabis at $2 usd in April of 2017 and sold at a loss in january like me. Fucking Emblem. I still think its ganna do well in the future though

>>8827885
Move the anime to /a/, then. It's not even off topic. Syria will be affecting your wallet soon enough.

>>8827940
If you're employed you're doing something wrong. Try eating for 20 cents using ALDI ingredients. Stop buying computer hardware. Buy a cheap but durable car.

Volume spike in the buy column on Namaste Technologies. Might be positive news release coming up after close.

>>8827954
so why did you sell? Just hold the stocks that will do well in the end

>>8827966
it gets off topic very quickly

>>8827923
a year isn't even that long. you have decades to invest unless you're morbidly obese or something.

anyway, saving up $10k for VTSAX beats spending time pissing away money. only the jews in the middle benefit when people trade more frequently.

WEED JUST BOTTOMED OUT AT 20.25

BUY????

>>8827920
I mean I know it's an injured Tony Homo, but the Giants are losing in that image. I'm not sure how I feel about this.

>>8827943
A little bit of optimism is always enough to counteract massive amounts of fear, uncertainty, and DESPAIR :)

A limited conflict played by greatest ally and assad, much to ass' detriment (he won't last against greatest ally) will likely drive Russia's influence in the mid east. This in turn will unshackle it from US/EU trade restrictions, allowing for fair competition in areas like arms development and technology.

In interesting times, best bet is on the market rising

>>8827967
I'm a college student so the fact I have as much money as I do to invest is pretty good to me. I hope my degree pays off...

It's so bothersome to look at the charts all the time and watch it free fall with no breaks.
I will put a stop loss on all on my weed stocks, 50% of my buy value, which is actually quite close already.
Not gonna make it anyways, stop hoping, stop worrying.

If I had put my money into tech related companies, stuff I care about instead of the meme MUH WEED shit, I'd be in the green.
I don't regret it, I risked it, had no clue though still, and lost, that's life. Most of us lose with only a few winning.

>>8827981
>tfw held for a few years and made good profit in the past
>started trying to day trade a bit, haven't lost anything, but make shitty $50 trades
>read this and realizing I'm just lining Mr. Goldstein's pockets
Going back to hodl mode.
Just out of curiosity, what are your major holdings anons?
I have FB, NVDA, TSLA, APC, DIS, AND SQ as my top holdings.
Got the fuck rid of my AMZN, fuck that faggot.

>>8827895
to my knowledge, assad has not had, nor used sarin gas in a number of years (and if he did, it was on kurds, not syrians). last years gas attack was decidedly NOT sarin gas, especially if you consider the videos that we have of people handling victims without gloves on. sarin is a nerve agent, and simple contact with skin will fuck you up BAD.

i havent seen footage from this recent one, so im going to remain skeptical. how many times have they tried this same exact trick to drag the US into this? like 3 or 4 separate times? it does not, nor has it ever, made any sense that assad would attack his own civilian population (especially since he is the one in favor of reunification of syria), and especially not with weapons that are clearly banned by every international organization that concerns itself with such things. its the equivalent of BEGGING the US to enter the war and ensure defeat for his regime. assad is not retarded, and there is absolutely no way he would willingly shoot himself in the foot and throw any chance of winning completely out of the window like that.

wtf is Etrades problem?

>want to transfer $1k
>$600 available for investment
>$300 available on 4/12

WHY
Guess I'm not buying WEED at low
just kill me

>>8828081
I usually refrain from political stuff but that last gas attack in 2017 was so fake even some of my normie friends figured it out

Will that stock market drop again when Trump signs the tariffs?

>>8828098
>using anything other than robinhood

>>8828044
you have to set trading rules to protect yourself

dont go all in on one shit
always have a stop loss

>>8828107
He's never going to sign the tariffs, this is just a bluff.

>>8827981
>already have $10,000 in VTSAX
>earning enough to throw at meme stocks
>mfw

Is BTX a good investment?

>>8828081
Who even gives a shit either way? I don’t even know why this shit needs to be explained. Why do people think this war needs to happen? Do people have short term memory? Do they not remember how useless invading Iraq was? I really don’t fucking get normalfag shit for brains. Don’t they remember that we invaded Iraq twice on the pretense of lies? Don’t they teach kids about Vietnam in schools and how that too was invaded on the excuse of the Tonkin hoax? Blows my mind. Maybe America really does deserve its current trajectory of becoming consistently third world. Maybe at that point our Zionist and Saudi backed government won’t be wealthy enough to indiscriminately bomb people for no reason non stop

>>8828115
DRUMPF IS CRASHING THE MARKETS WITH NO SURVIVORS

>>8828103
They’re all fucking fake. It makes no sense from a strategic standpoint. Why would the guy gas people when he was winning the war and risk pissing off the international community giving them an excuse to wreck his ass? The only ones that have anything to gain through gassing are opposition, that’s the bottom line

>>8828165
He's using textbook art of the deal strategies.

>>8828103
it was astoundingly fake. like they werent even trying. im getting such a sense of deja vu. it wouldnt surprise me if trump lobs a couple more tomahawks at some abandoned air field again, and then calls it a day. its literally a repeat from exactly a year ago.

>>8828148
i agree with you anon, but even here, with a bunch of anons who make money playing off the events of the political and economic world, there are a good amount of people who dont seem to understand it. although im sorry, i usually wait till after close to discuss politics (this all does play into the price of oil though so its not entirely unrelated to /biz/).

>>8828111
>robinhood
>weed stocks
pick one

>>8828168
cuz assad gasses babies anon! zomg you must be a cospiratard

>>8828193
You mean art of the bankruptcy?

This sell off is going to continue at tomorrows open isn't it?

>>8828248
yes, it is going to last all week.

We are going to war lads!

>>8828248
I hope so gotta get to 7 percent to break even from commissions on TVIX

>>8828168
You're forgetting our Greatest Ally

You guys should really be buying calls for weed in stead of trying to get so far ahead of the curve, especially since the regulations and shit that drives it are *relatively* new.

>>8828246
You mean the art of exploiting bankruptcy law.

I ain't falling for that Bear trap fuck fuck fuck.

>tfw getting ready to hold some heavy bags for the rest of the year
I just have to literally stop checking the market every 5 minutes and I'll survive.

>>8828257
>>8828248
what sell off? My VOO is doing fine

>>8828295
I'm talking about what just happened between 2pm and now.

>>8828263
Oh, yeah I forget.
>Le 25D chess XD

Looks like SLV will close up unless something terrible happens, oh god I'm hyped as shit

>tfw the bogs are dumping but it somehow benefiting you.

>>8828325
oh, well, ya were probably ganna get rekt. still a daytraders paradise here tho

>>8828262
do you actually believe israel was behind it

lets look at the facts
>some sort of chlorine gas bomb
>dropped from a plane
>in a syrian army controlled space
>nobody is sure who was flying

meanwhile
>israel flies near syrian border hunting a drone, gets shot down
>israel flies into lebanon airspace to shoot at syria last night. even though they didnt enter syrian airspace they were identified as israeli

okay so who was flying the plane that dropped the gas bomb in ghouta? was it israel? or was it someone with planes within syria hmm

UVXY calls it is i guess. bye bye green dildos

>>8828246
>>8828263
>You mean art of the bankruptcy?
this is genuinely an art though. you shouldnt scoff at it. bankruptcy can be a good move if you know how to do it. and in all honesty, being good at bankruptcy is probably the most valuable skill to have in a president right now, cuz we broke, son

>>8828328
correct you did forget.

>>8828335
>buying SLV instead of physical silver in a safe bolted to the floor protected by various ar15s

>>8828282
Quite a good call this morning on the resistance around 265$ for SPY maricon meme line chartist

ALL IN MOTHER FUCKERS LETS GO

>>8828371
Oh no you FOMO'd, you should have got in at low 9's

FBI
FBI
FBI
FBI

TRUMP FUCK
I SHOULD OF SHORTED AHHHH

Hoo boy this last minute selloff, everyone knows whats comming.

https://www.nytimes.com/2018/04/09/us/politics/fbi-raids-office-of-trumps-longtime-lawyer-michael-cohen.html?smid=pl-share

>>8828383
I bought on Friday

>>8828367
I got 15.50 calls on it, and a CZ P-07 with a couple thousand rounds :^)

>down 15% in one day
>can't even blame drumpf because I'm not in SPY

JUST

>>8828411
Very smart, enjoy the sick gains.

>>8828348
it could have been the saudis for all I know. I'm just remembering the possibility and who benefits from large scale military conflict on which two world superpowers are posed. Also remember that it's not impossible for military assets to be corrupted by foreign powers, especially in such a turbulent part of the country.

>>8828348
Nobody ever said that gas was dropped by planes you stupid retard. That was the case in the so-called 2016 chemical weapons attacked but it was never verified by literally anyone.

>tfw bought tvix at 9.40

The bearfolio went from -6.0% to even by end of day. I'll probably hold for a bit longer to see what the storm brings.

Please if you do crash market, do it fast so we can buy in at the best bargains.

How did everybody do today? Up 17% here

>>8828469
S O O N

Wait, if Trump goes would that go lead to a market rally?

>>8828481
Up 0.38% pretty much a worthless day.

>>8828481
I wish I was as confident, I saw the parabola coming and could have cashed both ways. But I find the more I trade the more I lose, so i'm sticking to the plan.

>>8828469
I sold a good amount of my bear shit to lock in some profits and have some cash for tomorrow.

>>8828481
I made 2% gain today
successful on both long and short sides of QQQ throughout the day
feels good

>>8828348
the thing that confuses me is how the rebels are the only ones weve found using chlorine gas. i would say israel uses it on palestinians occasionally, but i believe it is white phosphorous (hence why you see small fires and gas sometimes in pictures). and the attack last year was reported to have a green color as well as sinking and getting stuck in river beds and low places (ie very heavy gas like chlorine, NOT sarin). so lets onsider the fact that we KNOW rebels use chlorine gas. they have to keep it low key and store it somewhere where it wont be found, and somewhere where its safe. so they must have it at their various armories/weapons caches.

now lets assume that russia or SAA has a tip about a rebel/turkish weapons cache. they decide to do an airstrike on it. bunch of shit explodes, along with the gas weapons. anyone downwind of it will be fucked up as a result of it. i remember this was the exact circumstance last year. i have yet to assess this particular one as very little info is out on it, but its worth looking into. at any rate, with assad doing as well as he has been, it makes no sense to suddenly do something that would FORCE the US to go into open conflict. but israel stands a lot to gain from it.

at least thats my personal opinion on the matter

>>8828527
forgot pic related is from a supposed use of white phosphorous in gaza. notice the color and the fires (this is a school btw)

god he keeps fuckin up the market

https://www.cnbc.com/2018/04/09/fbi-raids-the-office-of-trump-lawyer-michael-cohen-nyt.html

>>8828551
i dont need the anti israel propaganda story thanks

>>8828490
Mike Pence the Electric Fence would bring the golden bull run

>>8828481
Uhhhh I've got some bad news for my investors...

Anyone applying ideas from pic related (antifragility) to good benefit? I'm about half way through and although I find the ideas intuitive to other applications, they seem sort of palliative when applied to trading

>>8828481
How did you manage that? Options? Leverage? Straight TVIX?
How much is your principal?

>>8828561
Please share the numbers

>>8828389
FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKK
FUCKKKKKKK
FUCKKKKKKKKKKK
FUCKKKKKKKKKKK

>>8828560
this isnt anti anyone. i was saying it wasnt very likely that israel was directly involved based on what we know of the situation. i was saying it was likely the turkish coalition and possibly the rebels as they are the ones who have been caught using chlorine with any kind of frequency. use your eyes lad, read before you dismiss everything with a wave of your hand

>>8828355
>being good at bankruptcy is probably the most valuable skill to have in a president right now, cuz we broke, son

very well said. when everyone finds out that all this confusion was necessary to defeat the central banking system while keeping control, I hope you will have done quite well for yourself.

>>8828389
Do you guys think that actually provoked the last minute selloff? Honest question, I dont know how it would change any of the fundamentals of the markets, just pure speculation.

Also, daily for Bloomberg has hot women.

FUCKING FED RAID HOLY SHHIIIIIIIT

>>8828561
Reps will probably loose more seats.
They won't be able to do much. Maybe we will cruise sideways then drop.

>>8828571
Look at pic related on the previous post, that sums up their current situation. Next full report will be issued next Fri-tag

>>8828610
ouch, the memes are crashing with the rest of the market.

I Should of followed my own chart.

Maybe this would be different I said.
Maybe we will keep mooning.
Maybe earnings will send us back to the peak.

>TFW ALL IN TVIX

>>8828564
This guy's plan was to buy rolling long term OTM SPX puts, and constantly lose money until a market crash

Apparently it worked twice, so I dunno. I can't figure out how to get the strategy right.

that close
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>>8828044
>>8828112
I've been pretty lucky in that my whole investing portfolio's only like 7% down all time. I'm gonna quit using options though- too fucking risky. Not to mention even though I love Trump, he's too fucking unpredictable. I'm getting pretty tired of these consecutive red days.

When is MU going to go back to its regular price? The company has great fundamentals and management, and went past earning! God damn!

I'm confused as all hell... How can this FBI raid and Xi shit post possibly be good for the market?

Who needs to watch the news or read the paper these days?

All you really need to do is be long the Dow for your daily dose of the news.

Earnings can't come soon enough.

WERE GOIN RED BOYS

>>8828600
thats the plan at least

>>8828606
yah someone seems pissed off they got stood up on their little midnight raid last night. they couldve easily just asked the guy (cohen). hes a lawyer after all, i doubt he would do something stupid to try and cover shit up if he knew he was under investigation (which he does obviously). funny to hear trumps lawyers lawyer get his 5 minutes of fame on the news. after all the politics are out of the way, all the lawyers of everyone will lawyer up and sue each other just for the shit of it

im honestly expecting quite a few more fireworks before this whole week is done. gonna have to stay glued to the news for a while. a lot of things moving around now. really happy almost my entire portfolio is bearshit right now. all my stuff swung ITM towards close.

I'm just gonna throw my portfolio into stuff I think will do well long-term and then not even look at it for five years. Trying to juggle and predict and optimize for all this short-term shit is too much.

I've been GERN'd, LFIN'd and now RUN'd

>>8828780
short term is the only way to learn to be good enough for long term, unless you happen to be very lucky

Should I just all in AMRS? It's so far the only stock I've found immune to any news. Everything else dumps of trump so much as tweets.

>market going up after hours

what did they mean by this?

>>8828823
jewish tricks

WHAT WILL IT TAKE FOR THE BOND MARKET TO CRASH

MY PUTS ARE WAITING

>>8828823
This.
NVDA is also mooning.

>>8828663
ejwiaofj eiwoa jfeiowa jfioewj fioewa

>>8828823
When the peons go to sleep, the giants come out to fight

Likely to return to today's close by tomorrow morning and then drop like a stone for a bit.

>>8828800
Most decent companies do well long-term. People who throw money at meme companies like snapchat, GoPro and such deserve what they get.

>>8828823
>>8828813
>>8828848
It feels so bad when my stocks are doing fine except for MU and my MU calls. Literally the only thing holding me down. At least I have over half of my worth in safe ETF's.

>>8828823
If the market was spooked by the FBI raid then they are probably buying the dip.
If they believe Xi will not fuck us all over then who knows lol.

>safe ETFs
>with DRUMPF in office
He's got a little surprise coming down the pipes for ya, kiddo

>>8828890
Long term my bruddah. I should just stop looking at my portfolio short-term. Also fuck Micron.

>>8828890
is addressing
>>8828877
:^)

>>8828878

lol

>>8828877
5 years is a lot of time for something to happen.
You should invest in companies who have good records and presidents who are healthy (not gonna die within 5 years). Or something proven, such as disney would be a great investment, given the rate at which it's eating the entertainment industry.

>>8828813
>>8828813
theres some strong bulls (ie bagholders from before the split) there. a lot of people are really long term there, and as far as i can tell, the worst is behind the company. most of their last crash and burn happened because of their failed foray into biofuels. if they stay on top of their debt and keep improving it will be a good longterm bet. but definitely read up on that stuff (the debt) before you go all in on them. there is still a degree of risk, even if it doesnt really dump on news and tweets.

>>8828794
what happened to RUN? did it get halted too?
also you should probably do better DD as LFIN and GERN were pretty obviously fucked

>>8828902
Just did some quick TA, SP500 to 1526 EOY
screencap this

>>8828924
We've had way worse presidents physically and this guy doesn't smoke or drink. He's no FDR. Only other things I'm worried about are if his knees and spine give out since he's tall, or if he's the "fat between the organs" type since he eats tons of fast food and drinks diet Coke.

>>8828846
pow pow hiking rates. problem is people are buying em still because they think its safer than holding equities right now

>>8828948
Honestly about as accurate as any other """TA"""
Also, thanks just bought 100k in SPY

>>8828565
Calls on SLV, I got like $300 bucks in just that

>>8828951
Oh I meant company presidents, like Jeff or Cook

>>8828951

He's obese which is just as bad as smoking and drinking

>>8829039
Hey, he's made it to his 70's, that's probably longer than i'll live and he has lead a very high stress life.

did everyone get their puts in on FB? its gonna be volatile tomorrow so its too late to buy long contracts likely. cant wait for two whole days of zuck getting cucked out of existence

>>8829032
>>8829039
>>8829062

Oh shit you were talking about MU's prez. How's he holding up? As for Trump, he's not as healthy as he could be but he's far from George R.R. Martin level. But I'm also convinced GRRM's actually some kind of wraith.

>>8829029
we gonna FEAST tomorrow. i cant wait

how much will FBs cuckening affect the market as a whole

>>8829087
I was actually talking about trump personally.

>>8829062
Ummm listen sweetie. He's going to get impeached tomorrow because of this raid. This is going to be unironically good for the markets because Pence is just going to do as he's told and end the stupid trade war.

>>8829062
>has lead a very high stress life

>wealthy
>sleeps with porn stars
>hangs out with teenage girls in lockerrooms
>Free of any kind of accountability with what he says

Yeah, very very hard stressful life he has

>>8829113
>trump getting imbeached

>>8829113
I honestly would prefer Pence myself.
>>8829126
If you honestly think his life is less stressful than a boring poorfags life than I can't help you.

>>8829104
0

>>8829104
a lot probably. it made all of tech (no matter how unrelated) look terrible for like a week. im anticipating a similar slide this time, but it will probably be for different reasons. the thing is, zucks crucifixion isnt the only thing thats gonna move the markets in a bearish way. we need to keep an eye on Xis shitpost and keep watching this FBI raid news, as well as keeping an eye on syria.

these are crazy times to be trading, lads

>>8829147
>If you honestly think his life is less stressful than a boring poorfags life than I can't help you.

He has no excuse for being a tub of lard. That's what I'm saying.

>>8829147
>implying he has the mental capacity to feel stress
Pretty sure he only feels: hunger, anger, lust and joy with no in betweens

xi pls shitpost hard so I don't get cucked by trade jewmissions

>>8829182
Well i'm not going to argue that
>>8829186
Only alpha emotions

When is Xi's shit post and how can I watch it live? Not that there's any way for me to get out of my gambles anyway, but there's got to be a reason we went down so hard so fast after the bots brought us up 2 percent on 0 volume.

>>8829180
You're overestimating the importance of 1 someone as insignificant as the zuck (and tech in general, given how mercurial its nature makes it), 2 what trump's personal affairs (literal) are like

Chinya's shitpost would probably actually drive a bullish economy in the long run, and we'll just have to wait and see with the clusterfuck that is syria

Is NVDA a buy right now?

>>8828823
After hours trading such bullshit

>>8829293

wait for $200

>>8829273
>You're overestimating the importance of 1 someone as insignificant as the zuck
well im only focused on shorting FB anyways, but a lot of semis still look like shit and FAANG and semis are most of it. also
>what trump's personal affairs (literal) are like
i only say that as weve been feeling every little bump from idiot retail traders jumping at the same time. i didnt mean to imply that the raid has anything to do with the markets other than that.
>Chinya's shitpost would probably actually drive a bullish economy in the long run
thats what i think too
>and we'll just have to wait and see with the clusterfuck that is syria
just as long as we an continue to stay the fuck out of it. either way, im super bullish on oil right now.

>>8829308
What about MU? picked it up last week when it fell to $50 but it isn't going back up yet.

>>8829340
it might not for a while. something is definitely up with them. they crushed ER and dropped like a stone. last time i was in a stock like that it was CAT, and they continued to fall until it became clear that they were laying off a shit ton of workers and (i think, cant remember very well) they got a credit downgrade as well.

or it could just be because they were running hot for so long and were in need of a major correction

>>8829271
http://english.boaoforum.org/%202018flt25th%20/index.jhtml

Apparently 9:30 AM china time.

>>8829378
Gotcha. Thanks anon.

>>8829340

No reversal signals yet.

If you want to pick up a tech, go with SQ

>>8829271
The selloff was people getting into cash just in case it's a prime Han shitpost. No guarantees, but my money is on China staying the course.

>>8829404
Can confirm. Been holding since before the trade war and have no idea why it's being shit on so hard.

>>8829404
>>8829430
Tell me moar? I'm familiar with the company but why is this a good buy now?

Check out RSX today, Russia completely and utterly BTFO

>>8829457
Damn down 11%, might be a good time to buy the dip.

>>8829455

TA looks good, solid company that will be relevant well into the future.

>>8829404
>>8829430
>>8829455
I've been holding SQ since it announced the bitcoin pay app option. It has basically done nothing since I bought it at $45. See the end price today, guess what its back to $45 basically.
I think there is potentially for a long hold here though because they have a good product that I see everywhere in restaurants and shops, and they are invested in memes (crpyto) that utter retards for some reason can't stop wasting money on.
Good buy I think.

Thinking about selling everything in the /smg/ hedgefund to long oil. Who else is feeling /retarded/ today?

Dubs say I do it

>>8829575
>I've been holding SQ since it announced the bitcoin pay app option. It has basically done nothing since I bought it at $45.

When?
You probably bought high if you're only B/E on it right now

It's a legit company, not a meme stock just hold

>>8829587
DEWIT

Made $20 today. Nice knowing you lads. I finally made it

>>8829587
I put 50% of my portfolio in USO today, no fear.

>>8829631

>>8829587

I should I toss 10k in the hedge fund? Burning a hole in my pocket since I cashed crypto out at 11k.

>>8829621
>>8829633
Heh, tomorrow... Things are going to look a little different.. Hehe...

>>8829664
I'm not even in it but anything is better than losing thousands to you paying off your car note

>>8829657
Do you want to lose 10k to Bernie Madoff's nephew?

>>8829679

Sounds hilarious. It was money that basically 300x'd or some shit. Taxes paid so now I just wanna forget about it for a year for laughs. See what those autismos can do.

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>>8829732
It'll be safe with me for the most autistic trades you can imagine :^)

>>8829756

I need to specify "no buying crypto" to those faggots. Especially not Link. The jig is up in cryptoland.

>>8829777
Personally I only own 1 ETH for fun, the bubble has imploded