/biz/ - Business & Finance

it's different holding them in your hand though

>>8764719

if all 4 were in a tray at the front desk which would look aesthetically pleasing to entice you to pick it up

>>8764740
i'd go with bryce's card, the structure of the paper combined with the font look much more appealing compared to the other ones.

have you noticed that all cards have the same fax/phone numbers printed on them?

>>8765001

because its the main number

David's

>>8764670
>>8764719
>>8765001
>>8765115

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aZVkW9p-cCU

>>8764670
paul allen's is objectively the best

>>8764670
1. Van Patten's. Far superior to the rest
2. the bone colored one is 2nd because the printer fucked up / used a shitty resolution file. probably a jpg
3. Bryce's has fucking fingers printed on it like a retarded meme
4. Pual Allens contacts are illegible due to that fucking huge black triangle

>>8764670
NO ALLEN BALE THE FUCK OUT

>>8764670

Paul Allen the oracle solver

>toilet paper texture tier
tim, david
>fucked up font tier:
patrick
>majestic tier:
paul

also on Batmans card the ampersand kerning is fucked beyond all hope.
also Company stationary would uses the same font for the company name

Allen
Van Patten
Bryce
Bateman
I can’t believe Patrick has such a shitty business card. And it’s fucking new! What was he thinking?
Look at fucking forgotten space after &
Look at fucking digits jumping up and down on the line
Look at fucking uneven margins
No wonder everyone makes fun of him, 2/10 makes me sick

>>8764670
Can someone recite the American Psycho scene about his business card?

>>8764670
Bateman's font is FUCKED.

Van Patten's looks like 70's toiletpaper.

Paul Allen's font is also FUCKED, albiet slightly better than the Bateman card.

Timothy Bryce's card is the best (largely because of the font), but is arguably still fucked due to the visual aesthetic of the texture.

>>8765495

>>8765233
>>8765138

the lettering is on purpose

>>8765427
ITT anons who didn't realise Bateman was a legit loser

>>8765628

jesus christ anon, atleast use the HD video >>8765138


>>8765495

>>8765668

>>8764670

on a side note, /biz/ how are they all VPs?

is this just a joke within the wallstreet industry?

>>8766909
yea everybody in goldman sachs is vice president. burgers are dumb as fuck