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Is he really the next Steve Jobs?

>> No.8611376

>>8611367
no. he's got morals

>> No.8611396

>>8611367
damn this is gay

>> No.8611398

>>8611367
I've heard stories of his sales skills and it's quite impressive.. He has a good look and can code. Kids got a bright future.

>> No.8611411
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8611411

>>8611367
No, too fat.

>> No.8611421

Steve Jobs had charisma
Sergey is just a fat sperg who stutters and makes wizard hand gestures at women

>> No.8611449

>>8611421
Are you fucking kidding me? Sergey has tons of confidence and charisma. Have you even seen him speak? He had the whole room in rapt attention. People paid $2000 to see him speak.

>> No.8611464

more like the next Steve Blobs

>> No.8611523
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8611523

just look at him, of course he is

>> No.8611552

>>8611523
He looks really stoned here.
Based Sergey

>> No.8611562

>>8611523
>Literally a sperg face
Top kek

>> No.8611572

>>8611367
steve quit your jobs more like

>> No.8611578

>>8611552
>you will never smoke a blunt with Sergey
non ironically hes probably a chill as fuck dude

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8611586

aim higher

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>>8611578
he is either a violinist or a luthier, he must be chill

>> No.8611604

Steve Jobs is the new Sergey

>> No.8611620

Sergey? Charisma. Listen to his devcon video with headphones on. When he comes on stage you can hear his nervous breathing through his fat lungs into the mic.

Steve Jobs was a god at playing normies. Sergey is a Big Mac eating, autism spectrum virgin with an obscure idea that no one will ever care about even if they use it. It’s like comparing the inventor of C++ to Steve Jobs.

>> No.8612061

>>8611367
He is the next sean paul

>> No.8612104

>>8611367
Steve Jobs connected to normies and sold products in every household
No one will really know who Sergey is or what he does anymore than we know how to connect our water utilities to the city pipes

>> No.8612189

>>8611411
Steve jobs was thin because he had cancer