/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>8600684

im so fucked, lost 20k in 2 days because of this shit

holding

>AMD 25%
>MU 50%
>STM 20%
>INTC calls for may (These are doing OK)

>>8601589
waiting for a nice MU pullback to 50 then it's to the moon from there

TVIX Going down!

We might be heading back to 7. All TQQQ'd up.

Bought MU calls for apr 06. How much money am I going to make/lose today? Lol

Here we go senpai.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
What are markets doing recently?
Portfolio went up 2% yesterdy and down 2% today

buy ALT

what's it doing?

>>8601872
Blowing Shorts out of the water ese

>>8601834
make that 4%

>>8601937
BULL TRAP

>>8601734
Notice TVIX didnt gap down huge like Monday, it just faded a bit. I don't think the markets done selling yet.

Good morning!

Fat cats for fat gains, I feel green today

>>8601982
What is good about this moring?
Everything in red, except the stocks i shorted. Is this real life?

>>8601968
It's full of robinhooders that don't know what TVIX is It's gonna drop like a rock when evey one takes profit in unison.

Thoughts about gazprom stocks?

russian gas distribution
government highly involved
big demand in europe
putin will take care

sanctions again russia will takes this thing down and it will be fine in the longterm

>>8601998
Dunno, I just feel good today

>>8601842
>ALT
Bigfagguy got someone with that one already

>>8601982
I'm feeling a small correction up of like 0.5% today to account for panic selling then a continuing decline. Things aren't doing great, but a 2% drop on the S&P is unwarranted.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=faa4N0LdiTU

Morning all!

>>8602185
after last weeks losses especially on friday everybody predicted a panic selling on monday but it went up 2%
Markets dont make sense atm, everything is fucking fucked

Looks AQMS is gona gap Open. Already up 26%
23% of the float is short.
Gona short this when it hits 5 with 6x leverage.

It's time

AQMS about to gap open. Not enough volume though.

>>8601589
>AMD
Hope you bought that at around $9, if you bought at $10.75-11+ you should probably sell now since the dip isn't over

Im so red i may as well not buy that Ferrari.
Dont really care though, only missing the instant ego boost, all my stocks were bought on the dip side compared to the previous year's highs.

Can only go up in the next few months.

be a good goy and buy tons of gold

>>8602309
I feel this is an overblown P/E meme, the way it took that nose dive it really wants to test 7.

>>8602235
You're right on that point. At least S&P futures are up.

Oh would you look at that, Dow futures up exactly 100 points. Wonder what happens next.

>>8602235
Hey Stocknoob,
Mondays never matter, Tuesdays does.
You know this if you ever worked on the floor in your life.

>>8602429
Oh, we've got ourselves a fucking NYSE floor trader.

>>8602413
the dow will never go below 23800 ever again

https://www.cnbc.com/2018/03/28/final-reading-on-us-q4-gdp-is-up-2-point-9-percent-vs-2-point-7-percent-growth-expected.html

The coming hours will be CRITICAL to the US stock market !

>>8602515
GO UP ALREADY!

>tfw didnt buy military stocks

I really should know better. These guys will start WW3 just to get a bonus on their quarterlies.

>>8602538
Corporate profits were less than expected, along with wholesale inventories being higher than expected. I think that's why a big upward movement didn't gain much traction.

>>8602413

>>8602570
*Corporate profits increased less than expected.

>>8602429
floor trader-sama
how the fuck do i get that job?
is there no other option than to live in shitcago?
i dont wanna live in shitcago, but working at cboe looks like it would be the shit

Damn
I talked to someone here about the M&A craze in biotech
Today, 2 potential deals :
- partnership betweeb Bluebird and Celgene
- Takeda buying Shire

>>8602570
>>8602607
But do keep in mind that the tax changes only came into effect in like January, I think. We'll probably see their impact in 2018's Q1 earnings, but not 2017's Q4 corporate profits.

Will alt go up today?

>>8602786
the fuck happened here?

>>8602786
no m8 you got scammed. and worse, you got scammed into buying this POS when the entire market is prepped for the bear

if you HAD to pick a tech stock to go long right now, what would you pick

for me? ORCL

>>8602855
What would you buy then?

>>8602875
puts on tech faggotry

>>8602873
Facebook.
But im talking 1-2 years long.

>>8602895
FB bullcase :
instead of apologizing, they use the data they gathered and blackmail everybody into subscribing their services by paying

TSLA will be 40 within a year

Really makes you think.

>>8603008
excellent observation
elon doesnt actually do anything. but people LOVE giving him money whenever he comes up with some new fancy idea that wont be ready for production for another 15 years. that stock is where it is entirely on the back of massive speculation.

>>8603020
Yeah, Facebook is finished.

>>8603020
HOL UP
when were those sales from?
hes pulling out 65 mill at the same time as hes under suspicion of insider shit? what in the flying fuck is he thinking

>>8603049
absolute madman is Jumping ship kek

Don't know if I should open a 100x short on FB.

>>8603065
except he declared his intention to sell many months in advance

>>8603067
im rolling my puts, thats for sure

>>8603078
im suspicious that he knew this was coming for months honestly. as soon as eric schmidt stepped down, i knew something was up. if i know, you can be damn sure zuck knows.

>>8603065
Dis nigga has been selling all along, not a Single buy transaction.

>>8603048
You gotta be careful with fanatics

It is stated in TSLA 10-K that Musk is not devoting himself to the company
So a bullcase might be that he declared publicly devoting 100% to TSLA
Besides, since everybody and their mothers have been shorted TSLA, I wouldn't touch this crowded trade

That's enough meming Europe. The big boy markets are about to open

>>8603108
do you have any pictures of how far back hes been selling off big chunks like that? with dates?

>>8603115
good point. but they are next on my kill list. elon look out

>>8603115
if TSLA losses access to the bond market in any significant way there's a real chance they go under

they burn through so much cash the US gov is jealous

>>8603108
Holy shit
(((Zuckerberg)))

>>8602786
No

>>8603108
dumping overpriced myspace shit to stupid sheeples

if you feel bad about your holdings, at least you don't own EDGE, good ole 85% gapdown

>>8603140
Yes, this has been the arguments of TSLA bears for ages
And it is totally sensible
But TSLA has been defying logic and common sense for such a long time that my scenario wouldn't surprise me one bit

>>8603136
why dont you just go to finviz and look for yourself

>>8603140
yeah what was the stat on that? like a million dollars every 5 minutes? it might even be more ridiculous than that, i have no idea

either way it looks like the dons got his sights set on fucking with bezos. AMZN is next.

>>8603170
didnt know you could see that shit on finviz senpai. i just use it as a scanner from time to time when im not at my computer

>>8602786
I hope.

Brace for impact, less than 1 min remaining

>>8603108
I think he pledged to donate a majority of his wealth to charity. I think that is why he sells so regularly.

Assuming he is actually giving it away and did not simply pull out in advance of eventual legal battles Facebook would face.

I don't intend to defend him in any ways, I strongly dislike (((him))) and (((face)))book.

Prepare for the worst day in stock market history

>>8603161
>drug fails
>its all ogre

Glad i avoided the biotech meme.

>>8603189
>he pledged to donate a majority of his wealth to charity
>a jew
>married to a female chink creatura

Dropping like a rock

where put money?

>>8603218
under your mattress

or just buy SQQQ

>>8603183
Opened 2 points up, now at 6.

No happening for you, yet.

I hope you niggers took a look at UAVS

BUY BUY BUY

>>8603218
short eur/usd, long dow if drops 5-10% more

>>8603238
my brother

my fellow dollar bull

the rates are going UP

the equities are going DOWN

the dollar will come out on top

>>8603253
nope

>>8603253
>the dollar will come out on top

No sweetie, Bitcoin will.

>>8603275

that would be fine with me

>dropping like a stone already
FUCK DRUMPF AND FUCK WHITE PEOPLE

IT'S ANOTHER DUMP AHHHH

BULLKEKS BTFO

>>8603297
looks like the retest the low fags were right

>Literally bought BABA at ATH

WHAT THE FUCK

>>8603296
>>8603297
Guess I'll be bagholding muh ATVI ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

>>8603322
I'm buying TQQQ at 125 no condor

>10% down on Amazon
Do I hold these bags or bail?

fuck vol is too high to buy long options right now on these tech cunts

YEAH, I'M THINKING WE'RE BACK

>>8603355
WHAT MAKES YOU SAY THAT?

I’M ONE HUNDRED BUCKS IN THE RED

buy JAGX, you will not regret

when sell sqqq ?

>>8603370
More like when buy.

>>8603370
well its triple leveraged so most people dont even hold it for a whole day

but honestly in this market i think you could maintain your position for weeks and be sitting pretty when the big crash REALLY starts

BPMX is the picture of regret

>>8603389
What makes you think TQQQ will go up?

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>8603392
SQQQ is short m8

holy shit BAAASED pep

BLCN paying out $0.0195 per share on the 29th. Only crypto gains I've made since January.

>>8603398
Oh it's going down before it goes up.
Got my buy order at 125 Then Scalping 10%

>>8603398
hes a child who has never sat through a bear market before

he thinks things bounce back after a week of losses

he doesnt realize we are in for a red YEAR

>>8603414
yes i know that

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaand we're back

My account is green, but I'm not holding memestocks like you faggots.

>didnt buy any of the bloated tech giants
>still have to suffer because my dudes are down the supply chain

COME ON VOLUME VOLUME
GIMMIE SOME VOLUME.

Guys! Buy NLST and NVCN! They will go up to the moon!!!!

>>8603434
>AAAAAAAAND were back!
>It turns red immediately
>ANNNNNNNNNNNND were going down
>It reverses a second later
>ANNNNNNNND were back
>entire market stays within a 0.3 percent spread for the rest of the day.

should I change robin hood settings to get rid of pattern day trader?

>>8603420
>>8603424
I mean most of my stocks are long-term holds. I’m just tired of seeing red

Ive been warning you since last week.

>AMZN down because if Trump tweets
Jesus Christ, this orange fuck won't stop JUSTing my portfolio.

>>8603343
I WALK THIS LONELY ROAD

KTOS up nearly 10%

Boy do I love discount shares & 12.5 4/20 calls

Spruce was proven wrong and a (((hit piece)))

>>8603463
Retarded volatility is back (and that's a good thing!)

>>8603486
HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN TO ME
IVE MADE MY MISTAKES

>>8603489
I saw that Shit. that Mofo is loosing his money. I sold too fucking soon.

>>8603486
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA

Im right there with you in BABA. Bought at $200, its done nothing but crash since.

>>8603489
do you have to use your stupid /pol/ echos on every god damn post

youre so fucking insufferable

enough already

>>8603493
The colour of wojaks controls the market (and here's why you should be worried)

Holy shit OLED going sub 100, Time to Buy.

>>8603480
If you're long, why would you even look at the charts except once a week, at max? If this is a ride back up to normal, you'll be back in green in a month. I only track my more volatile ETFs, because I might make some adjustments. Vanguard health is a motherfucker, it'll drive your green up big when the markets are up, and it's the first one to red dildo when it's down - it's the #1 cause of changes in my account. Might dump it for something else.

I swear I will laugh at these faggots when it goes up.

>>8603507
Oy vey

>>8603507
(((you)))

>>8603506
AAAAAAAAAAAA

>Long positions going down
>Short positions also going down

>>8603486
>>8603499
I PUT MY TRUST IN YOU

not bait... anyone have link for tutorial to change robin settings to remove pattern day trader. bullshit?

the dow will close 500 points higher today

>>8603533
>>8603530

yeah i dont need to be here any more

bye /rgt/ see you never

>>8603546
you click day trade settings and turn off pattern day trader

>order dolls from amazon 2 weeks ago
>still havent arrived
No wonder this shit company is going down

>>8601589

>>8602309
I'm banking on the er because GPUs have been out of stock and super inflated in price for the past year because everone and their brother wants to mine crypto now. I don't see how they couldnt be making bank this year, but hopefully it's enough to rally back to $12 do I can sell and move my money.

I CAN'T EVEN MAKE BOOMER MONEY ON VOO WTF

>>8603566
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

i got a good play if anyones interested.
puts on UUP in anticipation of dollar crash
straddle on vol at UVXY
longterm puts on DB for inevitable solvency issues

>>8603558
kill yourself faggot

>>8603558
Don’t let the door hit you in the ass on the way out.

>>8603546
Step 1. Click on banking tab
Step 2: Click "Transfer to Robinhood"
Step 3: Transfer $25000 or greater in equity

>>8603530
Good job anon

We have removed Davids from the Holy /smg/

>>8603546
Change to a cash account.

>>8603546
Why would you want to unless you have more than 25k?

>>8603544
GIVE ME THE VOLUME JEFF

I hope you bought the KTOS dip from the last few days

We are going up lads, this was Just a Bear trap.
No More Pain, Only Gain.

>stocks I picked are red
>stocks i shortlisted but passed on are also red

There's a silver lining to every cloud

>>8603573
The reason i think it'll go lower is due to the fact there's going to be serious competition for GPus with ASIC, Bitcoin will stay, but the same can't be said for AMD who's market share is highly inflated by crypto miners buying up all the gpus, when it a new algorithm comes along and ASIC is cheaper and more efficient to mine GPUs will effectively be worthless

>>8603639
>We are going up lads
I did, then I sold at a loss because ti broke 9. I'll be killing myself next week.

>google gonna have to pay Oracle like $20B
>up for the day

>he didnt buy the netflix dip

>>8603546
cash account. had to do the same thing and it sucks at first, but you shouldnt be trading borrowed money in this market anyway. theres still plenty of ways to short things with inverse ETFs, and you can use options to get around settled cash rules somewhat (options have T+1, regular positions have T+2).

had to change my whole style around, but i find the less i trade, the more i win, and the less money i have, the more i try to manage my risk

>>8603639
>I hope you bought the KTOS dip from the last few days

I did then I sold at a loss when it tested 9.

Fuck everything.

I SOLD THE BOTTOM AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH

>>8603656
You still have a chance to profit. If gremlins is announced I think we will see 12+ on the low end, 15+on the upper.

Weed bros how fucked are we?

>>8603452
>black chicks tend to be tight and cum really easily
>but their pussies reek
Why can't a Jew biotech company be trying to destroy the white race by making s cream or something that makes black pussy not smell like roadkill boiled in sn armpit?

>>8603606
can I trade as much as I want with cash account? what are the cons?

>>8603658
No way that shit is going to go through, definitely not the full amount anyways, it'll cause absolute chaos in the tech industry

Holy fucking Shit, how is LULU even doing this???

>>8603673
>>8603675
Excuse me sir but do you have a moment for Jesus Christ?

>>8603704
Im a fucking jew asshole!

>>8603558
Literally who?

>>8603690
You’ll have to always wait for funds to settle to retrade with, but can day trade as much as you want.

>>8603709
Just because you are a jew doesn't mean you can't find salvation in the Lord and Savior. Your messiah has come, why do you reject him?

Go watch some Brother Nathaniel videos.

>>8603646
Don't go calling the market off the minute chart, we're a long ways from the final bell.

Q1 earnings start soon. That's what to fear right now, not day to day swings.

>>8603700
> Sold at the bottom
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>8603690
read this >>8603668
theres settled cash to deal with. you CAN buy on unsettled cash, but you cant sell until it settles (again, this is if you bought on unsettled). if you bought on settled cash you can do whatever you want

>>8603740
my word, that came out retarded. but hopefully it makes sense

I'm going to the nearest BGFV for my next purchase of patches and lube

OH BABY

>>8603735
Tell me what you are selling next.

>>8603695
From what I'm reading, Google literally copy-and-pasted the API libraries from Oracle's proprietary Java code.

Sorry, you can't do that. You are legally required when to pay a license to Oracle when you use commercial packages in Java SE.

Fuck, Google could have just written their own API in Java and been just fine.

NONONONONONO NOT AGAIN

Jesus fuck. EDGE

>>8603704
>>8603709
>>8603732
you guys have the same transcendental blood god. just chill. same thing with the muzzies. thats why christians eat and drink the blood of their messiah, and jews and muslims have bloodletting traditions for routine animal slaughter

>>8603740
>>8603725
So you're saying if I buy GOOG and it goes up 10% and I sell, it takes a while for me to get money from that sale?

How long does it usually take?

I want off this ride bros my heart can't take it

>>8603732
Jesus is nothing more than a middle eastern martyr. He was no better than any other mentally challenged individual from a raped mother with middle eastern descent.

>>8603801
It's the future you choose, me at least I have a place to go.

I GET KNOCKED DOWN
BUT I GET UP AGAIN
YOU'RE NEVER GONNA KEEP ME DOWN

IM NOT QUITE FINISHED WITH YOU YET

>>8603229
I've been looking since last week. Defense and aerospace has been making gains, but yesterday they barely held, and today they're getting wrecked by the memery in the overall market.

>>8603732
also
>Go watch some Brother Nathaniel videos
i fucking met that guy years ago and got a real kick out of him. he was dancing on a highway median out in silverthorne CO in -20 degree weather. talked to him for a while, figured he was just some jesus freak, then realized the man was /pol/ incarnate (specifically christfags). got a real kick out of him. it was years before i heard about him again, and saw /pol/acks posting him. atleast he found an audience.

>>8603793
2 days. options settle in 1. thats why i use em to get around settled cash. you can also do covered calls on your longs to get extra cash

>>8603830
I'M GOING DOWWWWWN IN BLAZE OF GLORY

>>8603813
God loves man and literally comes to earth, forgiving all, and yet you can't see past your nose.

Is this you speaking or the Rabbi? How could you read the New Testament and other accounts of the Lord coming to earth, the most accounted event in the ancient world, and still say these things?

>>8603866
I'm going to self immolate in a blaze of glory.

>>8603761
They copied the interface, not the implementation. No decent programmer would ever think that the interface is protected by copyright law.

We sit in the car outside your house
I can feel the heat coming 'round
I go to put my arm around you
And you give me a look like I'm way out of bounds
Well you let out one of your bored sighs
Well lately when I look into your eyes
Down, down, down, down
I'm goin down, down, down, down
I'm goin down, down, down, down
I'm goin down, down, down, down
We get dressed up and we go out, baby, for the night
We come home early burning, burning, burning in some fire fight
I'm sick and tired of you setting me up yeah
Setting me up just to knock-a knock-a knock-a me down
Down, down, down, down
I'm goin down, down, down, down
I'm goin down, down, down, down
I'm goin down, down, down, down, hey now

KTOS shorted so much and undervalued bought in at 9.2, and now today happens, wew lads.

>>8603229
Wew now that's a pretty nigger. Its like she's too cute doe.

>>8603558 (((You)))

>EDGE

Where is the anon who said he was going to short a Quarter of a million from Netflix?

I hope he went trough with it.

>>8603950
EDGE is now the official stock mascot of /biz/

>>8603950
I hope people didn't kill them selves unironically

Nothing feels right. I don't like this shit.

>>8603772
>>8603950
What happened?

I hope nobody here got EDGE'd

We already have enough getting JUSTed

>>8603757

>>8603894
Actually, anon...

>Google released the Android software development kit (SDK) on November 12, 2007.[7] Amongst other APIs, Android included Apache Harmony implementations of some of the APIs[8] from the Java SE specification.
And even the courts that ruled for Google:
>The court's decision was published on May 31, 2012. It upheld the jury verdict on rangeCheck, though it was described as "overblown".[9] In response to a motion for a judgment as a matter of law, the court ruled that the other literally-copied files also infringed, setting aside that portion of the jury verdict.[21]

Sorry, but Google should write their own code.

>>8603757

how do I get good scanners?

>>8603960
>>8603963
>>8603985

This market is merciless.

Dip Buying GERN, Whish me luck boyz

Fuck this shit.. whatever i do i lose. I am fucking done with this life.

>>8603979
Soon

DRUUUUUUUUUUUMPF

Lol wtf happened to EDGE

>>8604057
WHAT DID YOU EXPECT FROM A LITERAL MEME IN THE WH????? AHHHHHHH

You know what feels good? A cold gallon of gasoline followed by a nice warm fire. It's guaranteed to be the warmest feeling and a memory nobody will ever forget.

>>8604057
>One tweet from Donny knocked 5% off my Amazon position on top of 4% yesterday
FUCKING SHIT

>>8603793
You're in a Wall Street thread, and don't know one of the basic, fundamental rules?

It's a universal 3 day rule, dummy. Go back to google, type in "How does Wall Street work?", and start there, before putting any money into stocks.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

FUCK DONALD DRUMPF! FIX THIS FUCKING ECONOMY YOU CLOWN.

GRIMBALD PLIMPF

WHAT THE FUCK DID DRUMPF FUCKING DO THIS TIME DID HE TWEETED SOME SHIT AGAIN?

>unironically investing in FAANG

You're all walking around with targets on your back

How complicated is tax declaration with interactive brokers in Germany ? I heard its a pain in the ass

>>8604123
It's all over the news anon, he wants Amazon to pay it's fair share for literally crippling every main street retail business in the country

So do I short today with SQQQ or UVXY

>>8604134
This absolute motherfucker

>>8604099
fuck going to google, we're short that shit now.

>>8604005
Source? It's not clear what they copied from the quote. There's a huge difference between the actual implementation of the methods and the API signature. As far as I'm aware, Google did a clean room implementation.

>>8604136
I've been sitting comfy with SQQQ

why the fuck didn't you faggots vote for a true fiscal conservative?

>>8604099
and it's now a 2 day rule since fucking september asshole. why don't you even follow the god damn laws as they change you non-kike

>>8604040

>tfw hemorrhaging money the last couple weeks and refuse to cut loses

go down with the ship m8

I can't believe that idiot DRUMPF can bring down the stock market with a few tweets

>>8604144
This Doesn't make sense, there are thousands of business built under amazon. There are independent stores that use the amazon platform.

>>8604089
good. bezos deserves a fucking bullet

>mfw I dumped GE after it shot up +6% yesterday.

>>8604134
Literally picking winners. What happened to free markets?

>>8602873
TSM because the beta and P/E ratio are good. also the volume is very good too.

Can you feel it, /smg/?

>>8604123

He told his buddies to short Amazon, and then made a negative tweet about Amazon.

You don't even have to insider trade anymore, you just have to post a message on social media and you can move mountains.

Truly fascinating times.

>>8604202
He could short it himself, it's not technically illegal.

who here already /acceptance/?

>>8604191
They got rid of those in the 1910s I think

>>8604179
I think he's dropping the market before the bears can unload. Might be a genius move

>>8604220
NO NO NO NO

>>8604157
>Buy SQQQ
>Suddenly giant green dildos on QQQ

River of red. Loading up on cheap shares. I do not subscribe to the doom and gloom outlook on the markets today. It'll settle down in time. Anyway, possible fire sale bargains i think look tasty today:

CRON
EMH
N

>panic sold some of my FNGU at a loss so I have more of a cushion from getting margin called
>the market starts pumping 10 minutes later
the bogs are real

NASDAQ dropping 100 points more, making a double bottom before shooting off to Pluto

>>8604386
just wait man. theres no steam behind it. big tech companies are rallying for a second, but its too soon.

Death VIA a fucking iced tea company

Wonder if I should just stop the bleeding or average down

>>8604402
>He sold?
>Pump it

>>8604418
why on earth were you buying that shit? no one wants to pump shitcoin stocks right now

>>8604386
It's an awkward time, but it's looking like yesterday and friday

What are some /smg/ approved songs for the current state of the market?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1lWJXDG2i0A

going up
based
Bearfags lose

>>8604197

IM FEELIN IT

>>8604408
6300?

wew that pump just then

>>8604472
wow

>>8604447
It usually swings pretty reliably

>>8604472
WHAT DID YOU BUY?

holy shit ive already made a couple hundred bucks just continually flipping calls and puts on UVXY. this shit is ridiculous

>>8604468
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OjETibEMbJY

>>8604472
no anon NOOOOOO

Only fucking green thing is SOXS? SOXS?!! IT'S a fucking meme!

S

>>8604490
yeah but their whole name change and focus on crypto, where it was normally pixie dust, is fucking dead weight now. lots of people shorting coins, and no one is interested in pumping crypto related stocks. i was doing the same thing months ago with RIOT LBCC and DPW while BTC was bulling, but i got out when it turned bearish.

shit might as well be radioactive now. but i suppose if you hold till BTC turns again, then it might pay off. but theres a lot of people who got burned on that one.

>>8604528
Memes stay green on red days

>>8604145
>shorting a company who's revenue has gone 4x since 2009
>when it's stock has only gone 5x since then and overall market pe has more than doubled
yep rlly overvalued equity there

christ there truly is no hope for /biz/...

>tesla 255
jesus

>>8604472
lmao

>>8604476
I took one for the team and tricked the bogs by selling some of my shares

>>8604548
fuck I'm retarded whose*
sage

Setting buy at 8 on AMD.
i think it's too late to short it now.

>>8604555
>digits

>>8604548
their time will come. im certain of it

>>8604576
>Setting buy at 8 on AMD.
it's going lower....

>>8604534
It bounced up again, I think I'll just readjust my sell point and take whatever profit I can get.

WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING

Someone make it stop. I'm down $8000 in 2 days. This has to stop now.

>>8604626
sminem is battling as hard as he can against the bogs

>>8604608
Gonna Sell the Bounce.

>>8604626
Something something Donadls trump said he was going after Amazon lol MAGA

this weak volume can get fucked

high volume lets go 265+ EOD

>>8604627
down 150k in 2018 so far.

>he fell for the Tech FUD and didnt buy the dip
Sad!

>>8604644
>the bear is bullish
w-what did you mean by this

>>8604653

Me too brother. I am reaching critical levels.

>>8604663
it means I'm broke if the market tanks

I have a lot of calls on SVXY & SPY that expire tomorrow.

>>8604656
>He bought the "dip"
Some poor soul just got someone's bags from 10.14

>>8604663
He's a fucking commie bastard. He's not even a real trader. Just a larping faggot russian bear.

>>8604494

Most of it is because of EDGE.

NONONONONO NOT AGAAAAAAIIN

>>8604712
OUCH

>>8604656
I hope Google gets fucked harder than a Stormy Daniels while Melania was taking care of a small child.

>>8604695
kek

>>8604681
m8 you should give yourself more time, then you can be wrong and still eventually be right

TSLA is kill :(

>>8604643
>Gonna Sell the Bounce.
the bounce of the bottom is going to barely hit $8 which would be your break even price.....

These bags of dead cats are getting heavy bros...

>>8604726
did you get a put already? you got fucking balls man. idk if ive ever bought a contract that was over $600. shits scary

I lost 50% of my money by investing all into a few Cannabis stocks.

I am fucked.

>>8604695
"The Jew cries out in pain as he strikes you."

>>8604730
honestly, I should probably hedge right now because we are crashing hard if we break 200MA

>>8604758
lol

>>8604739
I've played enough video games to time the buy. I got a feeling 8 will be an area Shorts will cover. I'm a total pro, I've been to the floor during a school trip.

atleast the libs gibs me dats in office won't get any tax money from me this year and probably more to come because of these losses.

>>8604191
Trump's never really been the free market type, Cruz kept hitting him on that in the primaries.

MOMMY MOMMY WHAT'S WRONG WITH THE MARKET

>>8604786
>I've been to the floor during a school trip.

>>8604763
i got puts on UVXY at like 18 right now but i gave myself a couple weeks. i always would rather pay for a little extra time so that i have some time to be wrong

shiiiiiet

>>8604763
Go back to your cannibalistic faggot ritual where you turn a human into god and circle jerk about everlasting life.

>>8604388

Also ACB if it goes sub $9. Which it appears to be about to do.

>>8604859
fuck off fedora

>>8603416

>>8604750
I don't even fucking care.

>>8604823
Nothing Honey, hey the manager from Speedy Lube Called, he wants to know when you are able to start.

>>8604881
pepsi saved my ass today

>>8604859
>ritual where you turn a human into god and circle jerk about everlasting life
and then every christmas you drink said messiahs blood and eat his body. transubstantiation is one hell of a drug

>>8604766
Also I am a poorfag.
It was a gamble, and I lost.

With the trading war incoming between China and USA, I will probably gonna lose as close as 80% and more.

15k $ all my savings goes down the drain.
I am not selling now. Might as well lose all of it, I don't want to live that long anyways.

>>8604910
quit being a cunt, don't give up

>All this QQQ indecision
God damn it just tank already.

>>8604823
Everything

>>8604889
dude youll make it. i accidentally bought at a strike of 890 instead of 990, so i basically just threw away 80$. feel like a dumbass. but there aint no way you arent gonna end up in the money. no way that 1000 support holds all day

>>8604859
If consuming the Glory of God and remembering the Good Lord and Savior, he who bore my burden, is cannibalistic in your eyes then I am happy to be labeled as such.

NOOOOOO

>>8604933
What's there to give up?
It's a gamble, you cannot influence the market.

It probably doesn't even matter whether Cannabis will be officially legalized or not in Canada this summer.
The market is about to crash big time thanks to Trump.

>all positions and entire watchlist is red except shorts

Hmm

>>8604933
I give up.

Is it a good time to buy ATVI?

>>8604980
haha holy shit
cant believe that was the first /r9k/ robot to actually livestream his an hero

>>8604965
enjoy putting your burdens on others and not manning up and owning your own mistakes faggot

>>8604998
Wait after the ex-dividend (which is today)

PRAISE JESUS

>>8605062
>>8605062
>>8605062

new thread

make the new thread lazyies

>tfw buying SPXL all the way down

I think somethings fishy about fb getting pounded into the dirt then trump saying he’s coming for amzn, neither will affect the economy as much as their prices so I’m buying a lot,

>>8604896
Same

>>8603489
Do you think ktos calls are still a good buy?

>stock in red
>bear market almost confirmed
>gold is still going down
what the fuck

>>8600684
Is it possible to get rich using the robinhood app? Not a shill, just dumb. No commission means no trading fees right? Can I trade as often as I want for free? Seems utopian.

Fucking hell I can't believe the boomer meme KO is what is saving me on every dip.

Also fuck AMRS, do something already so I know to buy more or sell you.

>>8606021
you should be locking in some of those AMRS gains.. but thats just an opinion