/biz/ - Business & Finance

Suck 100 dicks 1$ each

>>8506082
Save up you dumb faggot. Apparently not spending is so fucking hard for your dumb ass.

Suck 200 dicks $0.50 each

suck 300 dicks $0.30 each

suck 500 dicks 10 at a time twice for $.10 each

You guys are mean. I work to pay my bills. At the end of every month I have about $50 spending cash after bills and food. I’m asking for genuine help, but it seems you are all assholes. Thanks for nothing.

>>8506424
>WAAAAH WHY CAN'T YOU SPOONFEED ME U MEANIES

PUT EVERYTHING IN CHAINLINK AND GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE, YOU WILL NEVER MAKE IT BECAUSE YOU ARE STUPID AND YOU ARE POOR.

I want to get into small investing but don’t know where to start. I thought that the “business and finance” section would be the place to start, but it seems I’ve been sorely mistaken.

>>8506424
whats ur job m8

>>8506082
>buy REQ
>forget about it
>do well in school and graduate with honors so you can wear that gay little scarf
>check on your REQ stack
>realize you're basically a millionaire

it's that simple

>>8506464
there is no point in investing with 50 bucks, try not to spend it on anything and wait a few months until you have a couple hundred, and then from there we can talk

>>8506454
No, I wanted knowledge you jerk. I don’t know what the hell chainkink is, I was looking for someone to help me figure out where to get started. Damn the internet just fucking sucks doesn’t it. A girl can’t get ahead at all.

>>8506424
You are welcome!

>>8506482
how much req do u think is needed to make it? srs

>>8506082
Ask your boss if you can work a couple of extra weekend shifts.

>>8506424
You’re on 4chan, don’t expect anything from anyone here and for the love of all that is holy please do NOT take any financial advice here seriously. People have lost everything by investing in shit like ChainLink without realizing that it’s just a meme for newfags. I’d recommend lurking more or looking for answers elsewhere.

>>8506502
>Damn the internet just fucking sucks doesn’t it.
>A girl can’t get ahead at all.
LFMAO get fucked roastie you can suck cocks for money if you are this poor and stupid, it's the only thing you will ever be valuable at.

>>8506518
For me, it isn't a matter of the amount of REQ. The question is how long you're willing to hold it. The price of REQ, in the long term, can only go up. 250 REQ should be enough to get OP a cool ~700k a couple decades from now.

>>8506424
Join the military mate. I had tuition, housing, food, clothing, etc all paid for 100% plus about 1k going into the bank

I take 15 units in school (which I know by many standards isn’t a lot, but it’s all I can handle).
I work as a waitress 5 days a week.
I have been looking for a second job, but I don’t know how I’ll be able to manage keeping up my grades. I do try to pick up as many shifts as possible, but the managers don’t always approve the shift pick ups.

If I need to save up $600 before I’m actually able to invest, that’s fine. But I would like to know what a reliable starting point would be.

>>8506603
What is REQ?

Put the $50 into COSS. Currently it's about 25 cents each so you'd get around 200 COSS. They will be leaving beta soon and have a few updates coming over the next month such as fiat, KYC, a new backend engine, and a UI upgrade. The price will likely hit $1 over the next month

>>8506580
Please go away

>>8506082

BTFD

buy eth or neo rn and you will triple soon

>>8506635
This is interesting. I will be looking into it. Thank you for being kind.

>>8506643
Nah whore you came here asking to be spoonfed like the useless walking hole you are, now enjoy the attention you desperately craved.

BTW you will never, ever be financially successful so you better start looking for real successful men that you can leech on until your looks are shit and you kill yourself.

GL in life roastie!

>>8506464
Nice bait.

You don’t have enough money saved to invest if you only have 50 dollars to spare every month. Spend less and make more money. Save up until you won’t get wiped out if something fucks up your car or w/e, then you can invest. Otherwise, you’re just gonna be poor forever - which is ok by me. We can’t all be rich and someone has to sell low.

>>8506502
you got me sorry for my rudeness. Still there op? Actually I make almost the same amount of money on lateral income than the principal one.

>>8506609
$600 all into a low cap cryptocurrency coin, start doing some research

>>8506609
let me redpill you. if you are a woman invest in your appearance. it sounds easy, but it isnt. its a hell of a work getting a nice body. invest in a nice body and your health. improve your look. thats the first step. then read books about human psychology and how to manipulate men. if u do these two steps u will automatically get successfull and rich. trust me. attraction is all that matter as a woman nowdays. fuck university. fuck education. it´s worthless.

>>8506689
Geez, the people on here are cruel. I work my ass off. I pay my bills. I have little to spare until I graduate in a year. I just want to put myself in a better position entering the general workforce when I can chase after an actual career instead of just working part time.

I’m willing to save. I’ve been saving. I was just looking for some general knowledge.

Asking biz for legit advice is worse than asking trump anything.

please stop OP

the shitty bait is one thing, but the "lolz make me a sandich" "DAE misogyny is edgy" neckbeards you're bringing out are making me cringe so hard it physically hurts

I'm just trying to shill my shitcoins and waste time reading the words of retards in peace. I don't need to be confronted with this level of sheer autism while I do it.

kthanksbyeee

>>8506745
Seriously just leave before you KYS

>>8506745
>only have 50$ at the end of month
>surprised to find rudeness on the internet
>surprised to find rudeness on FUCKING 4CHAN

By the time I was 18 I had made 10 grand working low end jobs. The only excuse you have is your own idiocy you dumb roastie.

>>8506082
Betting on sports. Could do good in Fan duel. Get in some $1-10 pools.

>>8506631
REQ = request network. It's basically like paypal for cryptocurrency. The goal is to allow people to use any type of currency to pay for anything at any given establishment. But you need their token, REQ, to conduct transactions, think of it as a transaction fee. When the transaction finishes the REQ you used for the fee is burned out of existence. So i guess you could say that the REQ token will become significantly more scarce as time goes on. Hopefully that makes the price go up. It's worth ~0.20 USD right now and you can get it on most exchanges.

>>8506502
Guys I'm gonna say it...
you'd be a little bit better off asking reddit for legit advice.

>>8506854
The only problem with that is that I’m a HUGE Washington football fan. Haha we don’t have a history of winning... though I could always bet against them.

Perhaps with Alex Smith coming on as starting QB this season we’ll be better though. Lol

>>8506424
Suck 1 million dicks for 1 bitconnect each.

>>8506881
Thank you. I will definitely be looking into that. I’m extremely interested in Cryptocurrency and will have to keep a look out for the next big thing.
I appreciate your kindness. Thank you for the info.

>>8506906
that would net her 0$ in the end even if she sucked one dick for 1 second each

>>8506886
100% right. I was just looking at all the threads here and people seemed to know what they were talking about. Looks like I stepped into a hole. Ha

>>8506906
>suck a million dicks for 1 BCC each
>finish sucking the dicks
>somehow have less money than when you started

>>8506921
That just means she needs to suck another million dicks to sell all of them.

>>8506894
> Washington
you can go to seattle, waiting tables earns quite an amount of tip afaik

>>8506941
Everyone here is a bitter asshole who comes here to escape the bitter assholes in real life.

>>8506941
Do you realize just how lucrative the dick sucking economy is?

>>8506974
I have thought about moving to Seattle, though I’ll need to finish school in LA first.

>>8506984
No, but I’m sure you could tell me.

>>8506941
>people here seemed to know what they were talking about

If you actually feel this way you should stay far far away from crypto. The ability to distinguish information from thoughtless drivel is an important skill in life, but it is critical in crypto and you just demonstrated complete inability.

>>8507011
I think I’ve made it VERY clear that I have zero clue what is going on. Clearly, I’m barking up the wrong tree. Most people here seem to think that I’m only worth the value of my body. It’s great to hear.

>>8506603

seriously wtf-- I'm a req holder (30K) and you're telling me that you believe a) REQ will be adopted as a framework TEN, FIFTEEN, TWENTY years out?

I'll hold and see.

>>8507115
Like the.jpg


Definitely what I did. Hahah

>>8506082
bitmex 25x leverage, buy when macd crossover and stochrsi <20 on 1h graphs, sell whenit goes up 100 dollars, make 20% on that trade, continue for a few days, congrats you tripled your money

>>8507237
ps if you don't know what any of those terms are then fuck off back to plebbit

>>8506082
I’m guessing someone has already said this but knee pads

>>8507038
Have you even try to tell us what your skills are?, Were men, we use logic from what u provide to us.

And we only have that youre a little bicht who dont know anything about finance either cocksucking.

Try dropship, its like blogging, and it seems like you only write shit, make money out of it.

>>8507255
>lolz, anyone who doesn't know my fancy finance expert termz is a pleb
>muh secret club

>>8506082
>I’ve got $50. Tell me how to triple it.
roulette
what do you have to lose its only $50

>>8506990
>LA
Why don't you just stay down there, anon? It's too cold up here and there's no jobs. California is great.

>>8506502
>Girl
Nice larp

>>8507511
I do love roulette

>>8506082
>I’ve got $50. Tell me how to triple it.

buy 10 grafdigger's cage.

>>8507460
I am going to school to become a writer, so tnx bicht

buy a $50 bag of weed, half the bag sell it to some fags then rinse and repeat

>>8507489
hardly expert terms, literally 1 googlesearch answers everything there

>>8506082
Get a job. Work for a day.

>>8508103
You’re very skilled at reading

>>8508146
>You’re very skilled at reading
The question was "Tell me how to triple it."
I answered it. The rest is your problem to fix.

>>>soc/26370622
Just go here and auction yourself off to old gay guys. I did it a few months ago.

>>8506082
get an eighth of weed; sell grams.

>>8506082
chaturbate

>>8506424
welcome to 4chan, ill be ur guide.

>>8506609
prove you're not LARPing and I'll help you, but you're LARPing. You have worked in the service industry most likely.
No one comes to /biz/ and volunteers that they're a female if they want genuine assistance. Post pick of cleavage with my post number in red pen on a piece of paper near said cleavage. Also draw a smiley face contained within a circle. next to it and I will give you the investment assistance you desire.

>>8506082
Even you make federal minimum wage I don't think this thread isn't bait. Kys and your cost of living will PLUMET TO FUCKING $0

>>8506808
This is the the most hilarious and true commentary I've seen on /biz/ in a while.

Stop killing the buzz i'm getting off these autists by reminding me theres people on this board that most likely have swastikas displayed in the house where they beat their wife. God damn LARPers

>>8508697
This is a good idea. I thought about it, but can't expose myself. Sluts make so much money. Couples fucking on cam for money is good business. Chaturbate needs a crypto currency payment method. Online cam services that enable that will get more traffic and revenue as well as users.

>>8509108
You can, nobody will ever know its you. Just hide your face if you're that paranoid.

>>8506502
Unironically buy chainlink and thank me later

>>8508700
That's the only good Limmy sketch.

>>8506605
Can you talk more about this? I’ve been considering recently as I have military family. So I already know what to expect (from the marines at least) I know it won’t be as pretty as they paint it in the recruiting process. But pill me on the benefits, during and after. Also pill me on the shitty aspects.

>>8506082
Buy counterfeit bills on the darkweb newb.
Everything has to be spelled out for fucking millenials jfc

>>8506082
Ironically buy Chainlink.

>>8508894
Been thinking about it. You might just be right there.

>>8509224
I grew up in a military family. Would never join for myself.

>>8508846
Today was my first day ever on 4chan and guaranteed my last. Definitely not a place for women, just scum of the earth men who don’t know a female from a hole in the damn wall.

>>8509025
I don’t know what a larp is

>>8506424
I was picking tobacco in the summer sun when i was your age OP. Fucked the farmers daughter and sold weed on the side. Lifes gonna be hard if you cant hack college. Maybe try How to build a budget for dummies 101.

>>8506314
He said triple, not double

>>8509812
Can’t hack college? I’m taking 15 units and getting almost all A’s. I work 30+ hours a week and live in one of the most expensive cities in the US. My overhead is roughly $2200. I work as a server and rarely have more that $50 left over to save each month. I can’t “hack” it because I’m doing things the legal way. I’m not going to sacrifice my morals and become some internet slut because a couple of cavemen say that’s the only way. I was asking for genuine advice. If you don’t have it, don’t comment.

>>8509777
Do you know what trips are, OP?

>>8506082
I'm a fucking nigger and I never worked a day in my life. I'm broke as hell. I just got $50 after selling 2 bikes to a pawn shop. Tell me how to triple it.

I feel like all of you men need to take a damn woman’s studies class at a junior college because holy fuck, I have found one of the sleaziest places on the internet. I have never felt so discriminated against in my life.

>>8509899
That much I know. I seem to have gotten pretty lucky earlier today. I hit them twice and named somebodies fish and an urchin.

>>8509108
chaturbate takes bitcoin for tokens

>>8509886
I took 20 hrs of classes and managed a fast food restaurant. Presidents list every semester but two. But tell me more about your problems.

>>8509922
can we see your feets?

>>8509969
I was asking for advice, not sympathy. But I’m not going to stand by when a stranger tells me I’m not working hard enough, when I’m busting my ass.

>>8506082

Sell plasma two weeks in a row. When I did it it was $50 for the second donation each week.

>>8509972
Can we see your morals?

>>8509969
I also bought and rented out my first house so i didnt have to pay rent but its not a competition.

>>8506082
Drugs
Srs
Make sure you pack a gun and work on your gainz
Workplace injuries are common

/biz/ is so fucking stupid, war is about to start you fools. China is challenging the petrodollar, you guys have no fucking clue what the hell is coming do you? I thought you stupid fucks were supposed to be business smart.

>>8509992
You want advice? If you cant deal with 4chan life is gonna be hard.

This board takes me from raging feminist mad, to laughably trolling you all from second to second. If I knew how to delete this nonsense I would.

>>8509886
I'll give you some advice:
1. Become a shark. Take people's money, don't earn it. You can troll idiots like us on any website for about an hours worth of your time and get desperate cave-dwellers to donate money to you.
2. Make yourself a budget for EVERYTHING. You have a job and school, but what do you do with the rare moments of free time? You have $50 left at the end of the month, what do you do with it? Use a budget to figure out what resources you could put to use to generate money. You obviously have an internet connection and won't stoop to e-whoring, but JUST having the web at your disposal is an invaluable resource. Use it to take people's money.
3. (Risky) Gamble. Use your leftover $50 a month to invest money in stocks or crypto. Sign up for coinbase and buy some cryptos or sign up for e-trade and start buying stocks. (E-trade fees are painful, so make sure to do some research)
4. Lower your standards. The kneepads meme exists because even men make money by standing behind burger kings to make $5 a 'pop'.
Obviously you don't have to do this because you have internet. All you need to do is say you're a gril and the thirsty boys will shove money at you even for HOPE of you paying attention to them. You can even charge people JUST to chat.

Hope this helps, OP.

>>8510031
>I thought you stupid fucks were supposed to be business smart.

All those people left. The only ones here now are crypto shills and crypto marks.

>>8510009

no, because morals are lessons and standards of behavior that can't be seen, only expressed.

now take off them socks and lets see those footsies.

>>8510031
WW3 won’t start until 2023. Don’t you pay attention to time travel or posts?

>>8510038
I like you. Thank you.

Well congrats vermin, you’re getting keyboard time with an actual girl. Too bad you have to degrade her just to make yourself feel like a man.

>>8510062
Also, I forgot to mention in the budget part- CUT OUT WHAT YOU DON'T NEED
The human body can survive on amazingly little food. Beans and rice are cheap. Cut out drinking and smoking and Netflix and get a library card. Get used to never going out to eat and not paying for food unless you plan on cooking it yourself.
There are so many ways to scrimp and snip a bloated budget you'll laugh at all the normies blasting their cash on stupid shit like McDonald's and energy drinks.

Welcome to 4chan, where only the hardest survive.
Also, OP is always a fag.

>>8510078

you're boring now and your groveling for help from men is probably typical of your life.

>>8506732
>if you are a woman
This had better be bait

Drink only water and eat ramen. I started this month with 0$ and started eating like a peasant now I have a few thousand. Pic related, stop being a fat fuck

>>8510120
Bahahaha

>>8510130
I fed need to stop being a fat fuck. But I should get my ass in the gym. Hahaha

>>8510130
This, but rice and beans are cheaper

>>8510130
Still don’t think I’d spend close to $2k on food though. If I had that much left over after monthly expenses, id being going to a financial advisor- not 4chan.

>>8510151
DON'T pay for a gym. You can do squats and situps for free at home. You can walk or run outside for free (provided you don't get assaulted by packs of niggers)

>>8510186
Do you have to be so damn derogatory. I understand this shit is anonymous, but come on.

>>8510162
Anon probably lives in NYC or San Francisco where even beans and rice costs 1k

>>8510186
I liked you, continue to have some decency. You were enjoyable to talk to.

>>8510202
Only the strong survive here, OP.
if you actually are a woman, you are 100x more likely to be a target for crime.

>>8510205
Wrong. Socal

>>8510162
You asked how to triple your 50$ not how to get $2k+

>>8510130
>>8510159

I think if you ate only ramen you would probably die. Rice and beans bro has the better idea

>>8510218
I'm a decent person IRL and I don't hate black people, but there's a difference between people with dark skin and nig nuggets.
I also fucking hate cornflakes (white trash), and treat them with the same disdain as scummy blacks, so I think it evens out.
You're anonymous here. Say what you want! I don't actually care if you like me, I'm just here for the business and finance.

>>8510226
100% but I won’t allow myself to be degraded, and since you know nothing about my life you aren’t aware that I have adopted black siblings either. Don’t be a dick. Talk like you would if we were face to face.

>>8510230
Oh. My. God. How could he be so WRONG? Men are such pigs.

>>8510265
I’m all for the anonymity and business talk. But speak to me as if you believe I’m a human, or as if you’re a human.

>>8506534
ChainLink

>>8510271
One of my best friends is black and he hates niggers too.
But from here on, I will curb the foul language...
You might want to brush up on your knowledge of 4Chan though... Rules #18 and #30 are ones you might want to pay particular attention to.

>>8510258
Anon, beans and rice have saved me so much money I can't praise them enough!
I think we need to have another /biz/-/ck/ thread soon...

>>8510335
There are no girls on the internet... well then I’m a lady.

And I don’t know 4chan at all. I want to know how to delete this thread.

>>8510292
OK, so some real /biz/ talk here:
How much do you spend per month on these essentials:
>rent/mortgage
>electricity
>food
>entertainment/leisure/vices
>transportation
Next, what assets do you have?
>car?
>furniture/tools/utensils?
>collections of books/movies/manga/trading cards?

How much do you think you could shave off of the essentials and sell of the assets without hurting yourself or going crazy? Be honest now, OP.

>>8510392
Jesus Christ you suck

>>8510392
It's best to never mention your gender on an anonymous bird watching forum.
You are OP- the Original Poster here.
I am anon. Everyone else who isn't you is also Anon.
If you can stomach this infernal image board you will have lots of fun here, OP.

>>8510392
>>8510423
Rules #5 and #6

>>8510408
Rent 1500
Car 175
Gas 120
Electricity 80 (usually wait til last minute to pay that one)
Phone 80
Hulu 8
Music 12
Parking 50
Health 100
Food (ranges)

>>8510463
Can you tell me how to delete this thread?

>>8510475
>not sharing flat with sister or friend

>>8510490
Go back to /reddit/ and never come back here you mutt aborting nigger lover

>>8510580
Happily tell me how to delete this and keep AG1hdilA.
I like that guy.

>>8510623
Jesus Christ. This is what we've become.

>>8509843

>50+100 = 150
>50 * 3 = 150

Please anon keep your idiocy to yourself.

>>8510475
Rent is KILLING you! Start looking into getting roommates or renting out your room for weekends for tourists.
I would also drop Hulu for a couple of months get a library card locally or with your school. Learn to enjoy books, rent DVDs or even find a productive hobby to fill the time you would otherwise be spending watching tv.
Parking and phone costs are unavoidable, but you might want to spend time researching where you can park for free and ride a bicycle to your car every day. Would also save you gym costs if you're getting at least 10 mins of cardio in before every work day.

>>8510490
Find the three dots next to your original post and choose the option you want.
Good luck at tightening your budget, OP.

honestly op, sports betting. march madness is a betters paradise.

i have a degree in combinatorics and probability theory so that helps.
but basically bet during the game, only do moneyline bets if you are newfag, and find the times where momentum swings and odds are in your favor to make money. i turned a $25 bankroll to $10,000 in a month

>>8510649
Every time I click delete at the original post it says “something went wrong” and won’t let me delete.

But also, I want to be friends with you. After we got through some shit you seem like a genuine guy and I appreciate that, because according to the rules of the internet that doesn’t exist. Neither one of us do. Haha

>>8510672
I DID place a bet on my redskins last month. Haha we’ll see how they do. Probably just threw away money I’d be better off saving.

>>8510682
Sorry it's not working...
I am just an anon who likes to save money and loves beans and rice. There are lots of us here. Treat Anon as your friend, call him a faggot now and then and a whole world of good information and good times lies ahead, OP.
Also, rules 1 and 2. Never let your interactions on this site out into the real world or the world may become like this site.

>>8510787
Well, thank you for being kind. I’ve appreciated you. I’d say, the internet needs more of the man you’ve been to me.

>>8510812
Who says I'm a man?
You're welcome, OP.
Hopefully you start saving more money every month! I really hope you make it. We're all gonna make it :)

>>8510927
This made me shed a tear. Go get a room you two

>>8510952
I love you too, anon. We're all gonna make it <3

>>8506082
Buy a used 50 gallon food grade plastic barrel for 15 bucks. Buy 30 lbs of malts and some hops for 35 bucks. Sell the result to hipsters.

>>8510159
I'm rich and I still enjoy rice and beens
I get a hankering for that

>>8506082
Sign up at bibox and buy BBN.

>>8511076
I think we need a permanent bean-related thread on /biz/
>85% bean-related browsing history

>>8511076

>>8511019
<3 <3 <3

>>8510186
cut the sit-ups, puts you into spinal flexion

Look, I’m gonna try to help you because I’m halfway sure this isn’t a larp.

The only way you’re gonna have more money is if you work for it. Get another part time job or get a full time job while you’re in school. If you think that’s not possible because you “Don’t have the time” or whatever excuse you have, it’s not true. If you think you need more time to handle everything then cut down on sleep. Sleep 5 hours a night and work your ass off during your days. Anytime you get a weekend or break from work sleep a lot more.

If you want more money you are going to need to make some sacrifices. Whether you take my advice and sacrifice sleep like I do, or you sacrifice social time, or personal free time, you will need to sacrifice a more positive aspect of your life. If you think that’s not possible and it’s too hard, you probably don’t want it enough OP. If it’s too hard then fuck it, live off of 50 bucks spending money a month. I personally think that sucks cock and wouldn’t ever want to live like that.

Oh also in reply to :
> I have 50 dollars how do I triple it??

Go play roulette until you triple it. If you don’t feel like doing your own research you have about as good of a chance as making it in crypto

>>8506082
Dropshiptips.com

>>8506424
Fucking faggot

>>8506082

never ask biz for advice

>>8507796
>I am going to school to become a writer
enjoy your casting couch

>>8506082

>>8509766
Absolute larp
KILL YOURSELF YOU NECKBEARD
why is this board becoming worse and worse everyday?

>>8509843
>American education

>>8509995
No places buy it in the Bay Area. Is getting paid a meme? I would sell it if I could but not going to give away

>>8510031
nothing is going to happen bozo, least of all not over some tariffs the chinks should have been paying for years.

You're gonna get triple with the Ripple

Learn technical analysis, then penny stocks bruh, you're only chance. Have fun with the risk.

>>8506534
nice fud, fuck. It's genius

>>8506082
Really just buy chainlink, you’ll have arround 125 LINKS end of 2019 that can be worth 12500$

>>8506424

Short BTC 25x @ 9500

>>8506534
>don't listen to financial advice here
>here's a financial advice for you