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1) neck yourself
2) shoot yourself
3) both

>>8490678

feel sorry for you anon
your investment depends on your risk taking ability
how old are you
debts/monthly payments
dependants
aspirations

i can help you out if you tell me about all above
hang in there, you will make it

>>8490678
For fucks sake find a better job. You can easily make at least $12 an hour with no experience if you just fucking try.

>>8490728
>how old are you
25
>debts/monthly payments
$400 a month
>dependants
none
>aspirations
none

>>8490741
it depends what state he is in, minimum wage varies from state to state

>>8490678

Work in a warehouse you'll make 15 an hour on night shift. Or a factory, some pay 20 an hour

>>8490741
Bullshit. I have a friend who makes $50k a year straight out of college and he only got the job out of pure luck.

>>8490748
Then find something that pays more than minimum wage. Fucking COSTCO pays over $11.

>>8490759
Don't forget killer benefits on top of decent wage for the work you're doing. Also go to a trade school anon. Way cheaper than college degree and trade jobs are always in demand.

>>8490678
XRP is the one you need.

>>8490758
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>>8490691
Honestly op, if you're over 18, these are the best answers.

>>8490746
>25
>>debts/monthly payments
>$400 a month
>>dependants
>none
>>aspirations
>none

you are young so there is time for you to hustle. as other anons are pointing out, you can get a better paying job. a shift from 8.5 -> $10 per hour would be 17.5% increase in pay and it shouldnt be tough to get. so first thing would be to look for a better job and do not get complacent at one place. always keep looking for a better pay. do not fall for NEET meme as the only people posting about NEET lifestyle are the one who have some backing.

$340 is your one week salary. You can set a $100 per month for emergency funds and some amount for your expenses. So mostly $800 is your everything and you still have $560 left for the month to invest.

With this money it is tough to get into real estate, so better start with other options.

stocks/etfs along with crypto can be helpful for you. spread your $560 among these two regularly.
it will take time but in 6-8 months you will start seeing your stack building up.

you need to have an emergency fund of $2500 so that you get atleast 6 months of rent without doing anything(just in case)

$560 in 6 months would be $3360 without any increase and i would expect it to become $5500-$6000 if you play nicely and do not become over greedy with margin trading, ponzi schemes etc

hope this helps

and again, most important thing: find a better job as soon as possible

>>8490861
thank you

>>8490861
This guy is right. I could NEET for atleast 25 years without running out of money if I stay frugal. I do have investments that keep making me money. I am a NEET due to health issues. :( Don't fall for the NEET meme. It is a hell hole full of dispair.

>>8490861
Very solid advice. Also, I recommend, OP, not to smoke, drink alcohol regularly, nor buy Starbucks every other day. These things are money pits and add up over time. It's okay to splurg once in a while, but remember your goal is to save money for the investments that will pay you back. Only invest in what you trust and know too. Unless you are particularly feeling like you want to go with more risk and potentially more reward.