/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>8336152
Marines! Report to DUTY

>>8336152

If you were here in October you'd know that edging is a cornerstone of the SmartContract.com company. There is no hype, only energy spent towards working on the product. In fact edging was what Sergey focused on for his Philosophy degree. This explains why partnerships are being kept secret and the suddenness of the inevitable singularity. When the singularity happens, be sure to open the Citizen app if you live in the SF bay area and look for an incident titled "office building flooded with semen" as Sergey et al will no longer be able to contain themselves. Sergey will blow the biggest load though as he's expressed a greater propensity of a hard on for decentralization. In fact in his interviews the first word Sergey says to candidates is "decentralization." No sentences or words around it. He looks intensely at their crotch, and if the candidate doesn't get wet or hard in 30 seconds the candidate is rejected.

>>8336152
live stream link plz

let's not forget why were really here. To get paid by Raj in some more of that juicy link.

come on sergey I need this

We are, without a doubt, gon make it.

Sergey will do us proud. He's gon shake things up. We're gonna forget all about bitcoin, bear markets, everything. LINK will remind everyone why we are still in crypto: for dem sick, sick gains.

>get joost'd

fuck off with you faggot good vibes. I wanna feel like shit right now.

EXPALAIN
WHAT
IUS
GOINg
ON
WUTH
SERGEI

>Gemini still won’t verify my account so I can buy this dip.

I’m in agony here

TONIGHT

>>8336152
Chain gang

I just want him to use the same shirt.

MARINES LAUNCH THE MEME ARMY FOR OUR GOD.

Ready Stinkies
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KzWjpjnRf-s

We’re gonna make it boys

You forgot about me goy. I'm Sminem's jewish cousin.
-Zminem

check em

We gonna make it boys just believe

>>8336633
wowza wut digitz...

>>8336152
Here

>>8336633
It probably wont be today... but just remember... 20 trillion by 2020.

>>8336633
Checkd

+ Officer Ranks
- General of ChainLink: General Sergey Nazarov
- General: 500001+ LINK
- Lieutenant General: 250001-500000 LINK
- Major General: 175001-250000 LINK
- Brigadier General: 125001-175000 LINK
- Colonel: 75001-125000 LINK
- Lieutenant Colonel: 50001-75000 LINK
- Major: 35001-50000 LINK
- Captain: 25001-35000 LINK
- First Lieutenant: 20001-25000 LINK
- Second Lieutenant: 15001-20000 LINK

X<><><>X<><><>X
+ Non-Commissioned Officer Ranks
- Sergeant Major: 10001-15000 LINK
- Master Sergeant: 9001-10000 LINK
- Sergeant First Class: 7501-9000 LINK
- Staff Sergeant: 5001-7500 LINK
- Sergeant: 3501-5000 LINK
- Corporal: 1501-3500 LINK

X<><><>X<><><>X
+ Enlisted Ranks
- Specialist: 501-1500 LINK
- Private: 1-500 LINK

>>8336633
I BELIEVE!

>>8336152
OATMEAL BRO WHERE ARE YOU BROTHER? WE WILL MAKE IT.

>>8336705
>only enough money to be Specialist
Whatever. Every penny helps.

I saw Sergey at a grocery store in Dallas yesterday. He was in the candy aisle driving around on a motorized shopping cart and I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything. He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?” I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to ride out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying. The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually he turned back around and after nearly running over a small child without apologizing, brought them to the counter. When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly. Interesting man, but do we really want to be investing our money into this guy?

2 hours until it starts

>>8336727
Right - oatmeal anon, not rice dude..

Where you at oatmeal anon? How many mounds of link have you piled up?

Sargeant Major reporting in. Will I make it marines?

>>8336705
mfw when my actual rank in the marines is the same as my link marine rank. eternal squad leader, best timeline.

>>8336808
First Lieutenant here, marine. Back to your post.

Captain reporting in,

Let the singularity begin

>>8336152

SOMETHING ABOUT POSITIVE THOUGHT AND ALL BEING TOGETHER

Linkiana Jones
checkn
in

>>8336844
yeah fucking right. the day a 1lt tells a sgt mjr what to do is a cold day in hell.

>>8336855

>>8336705
Sergeant Major reporting in, looking to become Colonel+ when i get inheritance money

>>8336844
>>8336855
>>8336877
Kek speaks

>>8336881
The fuck you just call me, navy seal etc.

>>8336705
post the real ranks

Where is the livestream?

>>8336705
Lost 1.2k today

Will I make it?

>>8336202

This. Will there be a link?

Reporting in. Holding out for a periscope stream.

>>8336705

Newly promoted Staff Sergeant here.
Next month i will be promoted to Sergeant Major if things go as planed.

If there’s no stream everything he says is for NOTHING

>STINKY LINKY
>CLONKY TONKY
HAMMER TIME!

When will it start?

>>8336939
>xrp

>>8336152
WE ARE ALL IN THIS TOGETHER

DO NOT UNDER ESTIMATE THE POWER OF POSITIVE THOUGHT! ESPECIALLY COLLECTIVE POSITIVE THOUGHT!

THIS SHIT IS GOING TO REACH $1,000 EASILY!
HOLD THAT THOUGHT AND VISUALIZE IT IN YOUR MIND EVERYDAY AS OFTEN AS POSSIBLE STARTING NOW AND IT WILL MANIFEST INTO REALITY. DO IT! I'M NOT JOKING!

VISUALIZE AS OFTEN AND AS DETAILED AS POSSIBLE!

EVERYTHING IS ENERGY AND VIBRATION
ATTUNE YOUR VIBRATIONS TO MATCH THAT OF MONEY AND IT WILL FLOW TO YOU

>>8337095
2-3 hours

>>8337151
You are a MANIAC!

SELL YOUR REQ, YOUR BAT, AND YOUR NEO. IT IS TIME TO ASCEND.

>>8337151

>>8336764
FAT CAM
A
T

C
A
M

>>8337210
You are a MANIAC!

>>8337095
Correction, it will start in 1.5 hours. I don't think there is a stream, but please someone Periscope it! https://www.timeanddate.com/countdown/generic?iso=20180314T1530&p0=24&msg=Smart+Contracts%3A+Are+We+Getting+Rid+of+Lawyers%3F&font=serif

Captain. Reporting for duty.

$1000 EOY sir!

>>8337210
>>8337317
MAD MEN

>>8336705
First Lieutenant here, just bought 3k more to get to this rank. Im done accumulating.

>>8336939
all in link

>>8336214
(you)

no linky here, youre all delusional faggots

Can’t wait to buy 20k link after post conference dump

>>8336933
Bumpcheck for interdast

guys, are those crisps salty?

>>8337409

>>8337184
Thanks anon

WE ARE ALL GOING TO MAKE IT

>>8336874
YOU ARE MENTALLY ILL

was Elon on SXSW this year?

>>8337388
That's what I thought as well. I needed this meme rank.

t. Cap

>>8336705
tfw Corporal with 2500 Link

when does sergej speak?

>>8337788
1 hour and 5 mins

>>8337788
1 hr

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V4gDfl90GC0

>>8336764
Wow faggot give VEN their pasta back and make your fucking own

>>8336152
LTC Helix reporting in. I love the smell of happenings in the Morning.

>Whosoever therefore thou art that now desireth to study this science, keep silence and constantly conceal within the secret closets of your Religious breast, so holy a determination;

>for (as Mercury saith) to publish to the knowledge of many a speech thoroughly filled with so great majesty of the Deity, is a sign of an irreligious spirit

Major General reporting in.
The happening initiates in exactly one hour.

>>8338036
Ven are the ones who borrowed it lmao

>>8338036
how new are you, fuckhead?

Nobody knows the time of the price singularity.
But when it happens, everyone will know.
All across the world, voices will echo "..what's wrong? Is everything ok?"
A few vehicular accidents will occur seemingly for no reason.
Several pilots, delivery drivers, and one pajeet who forgot to close a submarine hatch will all last be seen yelling at their phones.
Binance will crash. Everyone scrambling to buy LINKs will see 404.
Etherdelta will become so overwhelmed with traffic it will slow to a halt. It will become unusable.
The only orders that will happen will be buy orders that have already been placed.
LINK will reach unimaginably high prices within minutes.
Every noLINKer's eyes will watch. The tiny LINK cube on coinmarketcap will be reflected in their eyes.
However, the ones who knew..the ones who had heard, but didn't listen..
their cubes will be distorted by tears.
As these tears fall onto rapidly moving fingers that are refreshing binance or etherdelta multiple times,
Haunting music rings in their ears infinitely.
The harrowing noise of the bells causes the noLINKer's soul to shiver...and scream.
Biz will be filled with LINK memes. All threads will be titled "You had your chance."
Monitors will be smashed. Laptops broken in half. Weddings, family reunions, graduation ceremonies, and other social events across the world will be plagued by the audible cries of noLINKers who knew the path but didn't take it.
Their hopelessness crushes them inside, but they keep having to wageslave, and forcing a smile on their face every day to avoid ever being asked "what's wrong?" again will eat away at their sanity.
This soon becomes a worldwide phenomenon, and noLINKer syndrome will be added to DSM-V and heavily studied.
Most normies will continue enjoying their playpens.
But the ones who knew..
they will become uncomfortably intimate with despair...
For they know they missed the opportunity of a lifetime, and another precious path to freedom has disappeared forever.

>tfw just bought the dip

>>8338282
nice i was looking for this meme for months

>>8338107
Kek

Will conference pump or dump LINK?

>>8338333
well deserved trips

Any Marines have eyes on a live stream and a link?

DOES ANYONE HAVE A LINK TO THE STREAM

strap in boys

>>8338036
Wow faggot give VEN their pasta back and make your fucking own

first footage of sergey leaked, pic related

>>8338658
This is too much. I'm going all in.

Clear waters ahead boys

Starts in like 30 mins right?

Where should I be looking for a stream?

yes shit whole thread with same boring copy pastas fucking retards

>>8337409
yes but I'm a delusional faggot with 1760 link. Feels gud.

>>8338756
stocked up on links too, ready to go

>>8338782
I haven't seen this addition before

This is stupid.

Exact same conditions as the Sibos conference. People thought Sergey was gonna talk about Swift partnerships, nothing happened.

People thinking now something will happen with Link and DocuSign, maybe but nothing will be announced today.

Post-sibos dump = post-sxsw dump

>>8338658
Good God...
He just keeping all the stink in for The Linking?

>>8336152
Alright fuck it. You have my permission for take off.

>>8338942
the stinking, 2018, colorized

>>8338963
My Lord, it's beautiful.

>>8336152

>>8339000
Fuckin checked

>>8339000
this is high quality

>>8339000
thank you

>>8338848

>gets dumped while westerners sleep

Every time

>>8336152
30k links here. I just blasted my biceps in the gym thankfully my car is push start

Shirt is in position.

>>8336152
He's in the shirt, I repeat he is in the shirt.

>>8339481
>>8339433
top kek

>>8339433
No way ahahaha, it's still the same shirt
K E K
Sergey must be trolling us

>>8339433
I DONT BELIEVE IT

>>8338963
Fly with me guys

>>8339481
WTFFFFFFFFFFFFF

>>8339433
>>8339481
Yell out, "Play Freebird!"

>>8339481
AND HES GOT FATTER HAPPENING

>>8339544

>>8339481
Yooo that fahmal is sexy af sergey is chad beast

>>8339574
CAN YOU IMAGINE
EVERY STINKALINK PURCHASED IS ONE CALORIE
IMAGINE ALL THE WEIGHT HE'S GOING TO GAIN
WE'VE LITERALLY PUT FULL POUNDS ON A MAN IN A MATTER OF DAYS

Chainlink dumped 2% on reaction to his shirt

I love that he has a lucky shirt.

>>8339481
Lmfao

HE WORE THE SHIRT FOR US. HE STILL CARES.

stream?

>>8339576
oh no it is a pump and dump

do i invest in LINK?

>>8339481
praise lucky brand

Day 74 of no fap

As I exited my vehicle to walk into work I caught scent of a female in heat 73.35 meters upwind. Because of the fog I couldn’t see her yet but judging by the scent she was mid twenties, and healthy. My ultra attunated hearing was able to pick up her gait, which put her at about 5’6”. My mind, free of the constraints of porn and indecent imagery, was able to calculate her weight based on the ripple in the testosterone continuum produced by her footsteps as she walked away from me.

Being that I was 10 minutes early for work, I made chase and followed her through the fog still without visual contact. I was like a pilot navigating the white abyss by instrument alone. I was trailing her about 130m behind when I sensed her phone vibrate in her purse through the pavement. Holding my ear to the ground I was able to faintly pick up on the conversation she was having with beta BF. Based on the annoyed tone in her voice I knew now was the time to strike.

I readied my legs and concentrated all of my Testo-chakras into my Vastus Medialus muscles as I assumed a sprinters starting stance. I exploded forward in a cataclysm of sex hormone fueled rage. Exactly 2.54 nanoseconds later I began to phase through time and space as I meshed with the testosterone continuum. As I phased through the helpless female target I nutted directly into both of her Fallopian tubes, destroying her previously unbroken hymen and causing her to orgasm INSTANTLY. As I began to slow down 33.6 light years later, I realized that while she would have wanted to thank me for giving her the gift of my superior seed that she was already dead and gone having raised my CHAD progeny to repopulate the earth.

As I float into the the celestial abyss of the greater Crab Nebula I am not filled with regret for having left my world, but rather happiness for having left it a better place.

You’re welcome gentlemen

>>8336152
Brrrrrrrt

DUMP IT

he must be saying some devastating things LOOK AT THE PRICE, I'M RUINED

>>8339877
thank you, based anon

>>8336705
Captain here.
>>8339965
t. bought at .73

>>8339481
WHAT THE FUCK DID HE SAY TO MAKE THE PRICE DUMP SO HARD

>>8340329
>tfw I'm a brainlet who bought ETH at 960 and bought LINK at .64
c-can I still make it boys?

>>8340379
You'll make it if you sell now and rebuy at ATH in 4 months.

>>8337151
M A N I A C
A
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A
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>>8340543

>>8338210

The amount of latent Hermetic energy in this meme is impossible to grasp.

kek we got dumped on

>>8337355
MAD LAD