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>>8312543

>>8312543
THY WILL BE DONE

hope it pumps tomorrow

>>8313247
keep reading the whitepaper and you will find salvation.

>>8312543

if you were here in October you'd know that edging is a cornerstone of the SmartContract.com company. There is no hype, only energy spent towards working on the product. In fact edging was what Sergey focused on for his Philosophy degree. This explains why partnerships are being kept secret and the suddenness of the inevitable singularity. When the singularity happens, be sure to open the Citizen app if you live in the SF bay area and look for an incident titled "office building flooded with semen" as Sergey et al will no longer be able to contain themselves. Sergey will blow the biggest load though as he's expressed a greater propensity of a hard on for decentralization. In fact in his interviews the first word Sergey says to candidates is "decentralization." No sentences or words around it. He looks intensely at their crotch, and if the candidate doesn't get wet or hard in 30 seconds the candidate is rejected.
With this information the reasoning is clear: a significant partnership has been secured, and the smartcontract team has been vigorously doing laundry or buying new underwear. This isn't sustainable however because the massive volume of pre cum will ruin the dry cleaning machines. It's only a matter of time until the laundromats find out whats going on. Hence it is a race against ejaculation, and a rigorous mental battle to keep their enthusiasm in check.

>>8312543

This is now a Link meme thread.

I just did this.

Sergey NASArov

>>8312543
AsS BURGERS AS IT IS IN MCDONALDS?

>>8312570
>>8312543
holy shit it's real sergey is the second coming of christ

>>8313564
wrong pic

if you were here in October you'd know that edging is a cornerstone of the SmartContract.com company. There is no hype, only energy spent towards working on the product. In fact edging was what Sergey focused on for his Philosophy degree. This explains why partnerships are being kept secret and the suddenness of the inevitable singularity. When the singularity happens, be sure to open the Citizen app if you live in the SF bay area and look for an incident titled "office building flooded with semen" as Sergey et al will no longer be able to contain themselves. Sergey will blow the biggest load though as he's expressed a greater propensity of a hard on for decentralization. In fact in his interviews the first word Sergey says to candidates is "decentralization." No sentences or words around it. He looks intensely at their crotch, and if the candidate doesn't get wet or hard in 30 seconds the candidate is rejected.
With this information the reasoning is clear: a significant partnership has been secured, and the smartcontract team has been vigorously doing laundry or buying new underwear. This isn't sustainable however because the massive volume of pre cum will ruin the dry cleaning machines. It's only a matter of time until the laundromats find out whats going on. Hence it is a race against ejaculation, and a rigorous mental battle to keep their enthusiasm in check.

Sergey of Nazareth

>>8312543
THIS IS MY LINK. THERE ARE MANY LIKE IT, BUT THESE ONES ARE MINE.
MY LINK IS MY BEST FRIEND. IT IS MY LIFE. I MUST MASTER IT AS I MUST MASTER MY LIFE.
WITHOUT ME, MY LINK IS USELESS. WITHOUT MY LINK, I AM USELESS. I MUST FUD MY LINK TRUE. I MUST FUD HARDER THAN MY ENEMY WHO IS TRYING TO FUD ME. I MUST FUD HIM BEFORE HE FUDS ME. I WILL...
BEFORE SERGEY, I SWEAR THIS CREED. MY LINK AND MYSELF ARE DEFENDERS OF THIS CHAINLINK. WE ARE THE MASTERS OF OUR ENEMY. WE ARE THE SAVIORS OF OUR LIFE.
SO BE IT, UNTIL THERE IS NO ENEMY. FOR LAMBOS, AMEN.

>>8313693
Yeah man. I feel that.