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8291994 No.8291994 [Reply] [Original]

Ok /biz/ it’s time to play the “future wife” matchmaker game.

Let me unlock the mysteries of your fate.

How much STORM do you hold? It has just reached its bottom on Binance.

Tell me, and I will show you your future wife.

>> No.8292032
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8292032

>>8291994
Only 1,000. Poorfag reporting in.

>> No.8292040

shorting STORM 10x. no larp

>> No.8292041
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>>8292032
Not enough. Who's next?

>> No.8292049

700k storm.

>> No.8292064
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>>8292040
Look at their advisory board.

STORM will 10x up, not down. It's a fact.

Who's next?

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>>8292049
Your wife will squeeze the sperm out of you with maximum efficiency anon. You will make it when STORM 10x - 100x over the coming months.

This is your wife, anon. You will make it.

Who's next?

>> No.8292088

>>8291994
that chick needs to eat... like, something

>> No.8292138

>>8292084
i need a wife who isnt anorexic
new wife please

>> No.8292182
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>>8292138
I have peered deeper into your fate. Your timeline has just now changed.

This is your future wife.

>> No.8292210

>>8291994
250k

>> No.8292225
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>>8292210
Smart man. Behold your future love, anon.

You shall marry in the spring and bore children in the autumn.

>> No.8292267

>>8291994
Look guys a bunch of paid shill fags!

Can anyone in this chat clearly explain what this STORM coin does that would provide value to the world?

>> No.8292355

>>8292267
DYOR

OP I have 1 million STORM

>> No.8292373
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>>8292355
holy shit

Behold your future wife!

>> No.8292384

>>8292138
Americans

>> No.8292439

>>8292355
Ah, the classic "say DYOR" knowing that at least a fraction of lurkers will think "well fuck no I'm not going to do any research, but this guy DID SAY to DYOR, so this guy must know what he's talking about if he's so confident that he'll tell others to see for themselves. Why would he say that if there wasn't anything to find?"

I'll tell you why lurker anon, it's because he's playing people like you into pumping his shit

>> No.8292461

>>8292439
Stay poor brainlet. You literally refuse to DYOR. Look at their advisors. I have 50k and planning to get more when my Gemini wire hits tonight.

>> No.8292466

>>8292267
Storm is like Swagbucks. You can use the token one day to purchase tasks/jobs from other users. People are straight up deluded if they think this has long term value.

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>>8292461
Good goy!

>> No.8292514

>>8292182
name? rev image search had 0 results

>> No.8292550
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>>8292514
Does not compute. Post how much STORM you own like a good goy and the Magickal Jewish Whale will peer into your fate.

I am the Magickal Jewish Whale.

Tell me how much STORM you hold.

I will show you your future wife.

>> No.8292560

>>8292461
Classic ad hominem and then spewing out random buzzwords, nice! You still haven't convinced me and I surely hope you haven't convinced any lurkers yet!

>> No.8292580

>>8291994
Those e.t. fingers tho.

>> No.8292581

304 storm atm glad to see it on binance so can turn into link.

>> No.8292612
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>>8292560
You’re simply unable to make an evidence based assessment of your own because you lack the brain power. The smartest men on /biz/ are STORM TROOPERS.

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>>8292581
You'll need more to truly make it.

Meet your future wife.

You may alter your timeline by accumulating STORM. Feel free to dollar cost average for a month at most.

>> No.8292699

>>8292466
Wow, that sounds exactly like services that we already have out there that provides no extra value by being on a blockchain!
>>8292612
Nice ad hominem!

If anyone wants to have a laugh to see how pathetic these guys are and everyone listening to them, look at the most OBVIOUS PUMP for the coin on CMC 10 hours ago. It's fucking hilarious how bad these guys are playing the market

>> No.8292756
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8292756

>kek kek let's pump dump no one will see this coming kek kek who says pajeet don't know how to make money

>> No.8292799

>>8292138
damn what a fag

>>8292084
give her to me (just bought 100k STORM)

>> No.8292822

>>8292088
Yea like my penis

>> No.8292840
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>>8292799
Good goy! Meet your future wife!

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>>8292799
Can you explain to me why I should buy the top sir? Pls?

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>>8292842
The top? *Condescending Chuckle*

Zoom out, goyim.

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>>8291994
>wanting instahoe thots
Come on man step up your game.

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>>8292881
Oh my dear Goyim.

You do not know the secret?

STORM TROOPERS will have multiple waifus!

>> No.8292945

>>8292872
>references January when everything was pumped sky high
>ignores the blatant, worse attempt at a pump and dump within the last 24 hours
>ignores the paid shills, probably a paid shill himself
i will make sure that you dumb faggots don't make any money here by exposing your shit to the other dumb faggots that would actually fall for your bull shit

>> No.8292958

20k link

>> No.8292991
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>>8292945
>7 posts by this ID

Paid shill much?

Salty no-stormer spotted, boys!

Stay impoverished forever goyim. STORM will be a top 20 coin.

Their advisory board, goyim. They will force you to become a storm trooper.

You will FOMO in when STORM crashes to $8.75

I have seen your future.

>> No.8292995

>>8292064
10/10 would pop out fake eye and skull fuck the skelly

>> No.8293021
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>>8292958
Put 5000 LINK into STORM and you may Behold your Wife. I have visited your future, anon.

You are a wise goyim to know that STORM will moon.

>> No.8293027
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>>8292991
Nice ad hominem sir

>> No.8293069

>>8291994
wtf is that skeleton hands

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>>8292932
I'd rather have one loyal tradcat over 10 roastie war brides desu senpai.

>> No.8293087

>>8292064
>>8292041
>>8292084
>>8292182
>>8292225
>>8292373
>>8292487
>>8292550
>>8292612
>>8292662
>>8292932
>>8292991
>>8293021

OP is extremely dedicated to shilling STORM.

Thanks, just shorted 100k and will stay 100 ft away from this shitcon

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>>8293027
STORM is 10x lower than its recent ATH and was JUST added to Binance. Look at their team, their advisors, and then solve the equation.

STORM is going to 10x to 100x over the course of months.

Troopers, you must hold.

>> No.8293130

>>8293087
Ignore the fucking shilling for a second and look at the fucking chart. This was a hilariously bad attempt at a pump and dump. The coordinator must be fucking retarded.

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>>8293087
I am a Magickal Jewish Whale. I have seen your future as well, no-stormer.

May I present you with your wife. Shall the two of you remain forever impoverished.

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8293160

>>8293130
Pump? Dump? I advise you to HODL.

>> No.8293181

>>8293160
Hodling 850k sir. Wife please.

>> No.8293195
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>>8293181
I have seen your future, wise anon.

It is bright.

You shall wed in the autumn, and bore children in the springtime.

>> No.8293262

>>8291994
Sold 300k holding 100k

>> No.8293275

>>8293195
great body, disgusting horseface

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>>8293262
Oh no! You sold?

My sweet goyim, you're supposed to hold storm to become an authentic Storm Trooper.

The decision is yours. I have peered into your future and have revealed two unique timelines.

>> No.8293349

How much Storm do i need to make it anon? Also why will this grow?

>> No.8293365
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>>8293195
Ok fuck it. I’m taking charge of my life. I’m going to dump half my bags into STORM and accumulate one million.

Please show me my one million storm wife.

>> No.8293395

I dont own any storm but I do enjoy the roastie posters.
pls post moar based anon

>> No.8293408
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>>8293365
She awaits you in your castle, anon.

You have radically altered your timeline, wise goyim.

You shall wed in the summer and bore multiple children.

>> No.8293438

>>8293408
Why wont you reply to me anon

>> No.8293446
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>>8293349
Get at least 50k to REALLY make it. It’s going to moon very hard because it will actually be adopted by the masses and be on every major exchange soon.

>>8293408
Thank you Magical Jewish Whale. We appreciate your magical fortune telling powers. I will love my wife forever.

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>>8293438
Goyim, I am limited by what I can say. All I can do is put your wife on display.

Report back to the Magickal Jewish Whale when you have accumulated sufficient storm.

Know this, goyim, and know it well. Storm Troopers shall receive the most luscious wives of all.

>> No.8293549

>>8292487
Sauce please?

>> No.8293584

>>8291994
they need a rebrand, that logo is pretty windows 3.1 tier
saying that just picked up 50k

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>>8293584
You will have a loyal wife anon.

I would like you to meet her.

I have seen your future. It is one of adventure and true love the world hasn't seen in millennia.

You are a very lucky and wise man, anon.

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>>8293626
Magic Whale, I have performed a pilgrimage to the land of Binance and staked my claim of 125,000 STORM.

Will I find true love?

>> No.8293896

Just a reminder that this is a paid shill thread, see my other posts