/biz/ - Business & Finance

>Named 2018 Top 25 Cryptocurrency Influencer by http://cryptoclarified.com

>>8292219
Literally who

>>8292219
Literally what

Fake news.

>>8292219

>>8292219
No blue check, sage

>(((Gokhshtein)))

Nice inspect element

NO NO NO

>>8292330
it's actually real

larp, made me check anyway so good job

>>8292219
It's actually legit, just checked

>>8292219
Who is this?

At least find a guy that has connections that make sense for link. Jfc, terrible larp.

>>8292219

serge wont use twitter anymore because of this

>>8292396
its real. The dude has 80k followers. you're the nigger here too lazy too check

>>8292418
I just checked. Didn't find it.

Can you fucking retards stop this shit?

>>8292442
are you retarded?
>https://twitter.com/davidgokhshtein/status/973214258845638657

>guys look someone just tweeted sergay
>link $1000 eow
its probably just a burger salesman guys
calm down

Just fucking like it and be cool

>>8292402
I laughed way too hard at this, seriously though why can't people just keep the memes on /biz/

>they know, activate the quantum liquidation

>>8292219
Is Sergey starting to whip out some social media marketing tactics now?
>dropping tons of content on his feed
>hitting up his bros at projectchicago
>David asks his assistant to get in touch with Sergey. Sergey tells him to tell David to send him a tweet, to make it official
>SXSW around the corner
Is it fucking happening? Sergey Sun when?

>it's real

>>8292455
just report them for spam

>>8292455
Love this shit

https://twitter.com/davidgokhshtein/status/973214258845638657

>>8292219
>shtein
guys is sergey about to get suicided?

if you read this message and have twitter please go report those fucking pieces of trashes who are posting memes in dudes who have huge influence in the industry.
this is simply not funny in any way.

owo what this

>>8292530
>>8292533
It's fucked. They're ruining link for us.

>>8292557
make an account just to report this shit, its what i did

what do you have to report it as until twitter auto hides it?>>8292557

>>8292545
It will be nerve gas when he's home or a heart attack gun when he walks out McDonalds. DARPA car hijacking is also possible but not sure what car he drives and if he drives often since the McDonalds is like 3-6 minutes away on foot.

>>8292571
spam

report the account and the post itself as spam

I will report as harmful as well if it includes stupid meme pictures

>>8292571
if its lewd messages like that one posted a few weeks ago, i report it as inappropriate. if not, spam.

dump it

>>8292557
I know Ethereum and Antshares got memed hard but I feel like it was never to this degree...this is just too much honestly, it's ruining the face of ChainLink, even more so because there's no official marketing, so all the searches are saturated with memes

>>8292571
Probably it’s offensive

>>8292571
>>8292557
Better yet, just make comments that aren't completely cringe, and heart-vote them lol

THESE are the people who post on biz, what an absolute pathetic community we have

Gokhshtein heavily influenced by this artist
http://soundcloud.com/rap/paperboy-prince-of-the-suburbs-crypto-mamba?in=rap/sets/crypto-cowboy-volume-2-by

>>8292219
>https://twitter.com/davidgokhshtein
Jesus some middle aged moon kid tweets to Sergey and you collectively nut your pants.

I'll bet all my LINK he's not going to get a response from the master, and rightfully so. Dude looks like a Balina-tier cunt.

>>8292658
What do you expect? /biz/ is like /pol/ in that it attracts people who don't have any knowledge of the history of 4chan and think pepe and wojak are funny

>>8292658
>tfw these are the kind of people I hold in high regard
>assblaster is probably an 18 year old weed smoking faggot who is laughing his ass off larping to all these idiots

Lol that's like one of those Jew youtube commenter names

Is that actually real?

>>8292520
>put Sminem on the line.
>MASTER?

The guy is just a car salesman according to his LinkedIn. Maybe Sergey bought a new ride

>>8292402
topkek

Can someone please fill my order. Trying to get to 20k linkies

>>8292755
Makes me wonder how after AB posts anon

>>8292658
That’s me, faggot.
>>8292755
Ty anon.

>>8292402
>32m
>0 likes, retweets, comments

Literally who

>>8292557
then gtfo with the link shilling from my board as well nigger

>>8292557
Done

>>8292959
>my board
>gtfo with the link shilling
wrong neighborhood, nolinker

>>8293000
that's what I'm saying stinky linky, now gtfo

>>8292455
This. We have to calm the autism down in Normie world Faggots.

>>8292557
I reported both as abusive. Did it do anything? I cant see bc I blocked them.

>>8293031
>>8292959
>my board
kys
>>8293133
No we don't. Who fucking cares

>>8292257
This is a noname blog, who cares?
the absolute state of LINKies

That's Satoshi's nephew. Link 1000 EOY. Check'em

>>8293288
80,000 follows m8, thats nothing to balk at.

>>8292891
You posted an edited version of the Fiverr video I had that chick do. Beautiful.

GOD I HATE THIS STUPID FUCK. REPORT HIS ASS.

>>8293346
Yep, and I’m the one who did the edit. Thanks for having that roastie make that vid

>>8293320
That's absolutely nothing at all. I'm impressed that you're impressed.

>>8293258
WE ARE ALL IN THIS TOGETHER

DO NOT UNDER ESTIMATE THE POWER OF POSITIVE THOUGHT! ESPECIALLY COLLECTIVE POSITIVE THOUGHT!

THIS SHIT IS GOING TO REACH $1,000 EASILY!
HOLD THAT THOUGHT AND VISUALIZE IT IN YOUR MIND EVERYDAY AS OFTEN AS POSSIBLE STARTING NOW AND IT WILL MANIFEST INTO REALITY. DO IT! I'M NOT JOKING!

VISUALIZE AS OFTEN AND AS DETAILED AS POSSIBLE!

EVERYTHING IS ENERGY AND VIBRATION
ATTUNE YOUR VIBRATIONS TO MATCH THAT OF MONEY AND IT WILL FLOW TO YOU

do it faggot, you gonna make it

>>8293389
you are a MANIAC

>>8293431
dude... SO ARE YOU
you are in every fucking thread saying the exact same shit

"the definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over and expecting a different result"

>>8292219

LINK will be over $50 by end of SXSW speech. Over $100 by end of week, $2500 by end of March, $1MM end of year, $50MM end of 2019.

Good job guys. It worked. Shit was deleted

>>8293510
$50-100 soon or by EOY might not be crazy if Sergey actually has those rumored partnerships or some big companies start backing/using LINK.

Cryptoshiller will fuck link up. Probably wants to contact sergey for paid shills

>>8292219
Literary who?

>>8293378
if you have 80k followers on a social media platform than please post some LINK about shit, 80k is nothing at all so I figure you already have that many, right?

>>8292557
done

>>8293580

The memes have already overrun the space-time continuum by inserting "soy boy" back in time into that Katy Perry video. We've already mastered time travel so money will be no problem. What we will do is on this timeline we will figure out oracles through trial and error and then the memes will send the successes back in time, and that is what will cause LINK to go to $100 by end of this week. Sergey will announce all the partnerships at the upcoming SXSW speech, which again, came from guidance from the future.

>dm me when you get the chance

whose this queer trying to slide into chad's DMs?

mofo's acting like he newly single, foo you ain't slick, back 'o the line witcho weak ass game

>>8293378
Its small compared to the Kardashians but crypto is relatively niche.

>>8293639
Go back to Facebook.

Let's dispel this fiction that Sergey Nazarov doesn't know what he's doing. He knows exactly what he's doing; he's undergoing a systematic effort to fix the oracle problem and make SmartContracts useable to the rest of the world.

>>8293664
is that motherfucking marco rubio reference?

who the stinking fuck is this shitting cunny?

>>8292418
Lmao, which have been bought. You are being fooled

>>8293663

go back to shenchan

his name. it's like a jewish name squared

>>8292557
Reported. Some memes are tasteful.. others need to stay locked up here in /biz/ ffs those posters prob don’t even hold link and want to ruin it purposefully...
>the absolute state of autism

>>8293664
Not gonna lie, former LINK holder here. This is fucking hilarious watching LINK crash and burn. But in all seriousness we can't let Sergey solve the entire oracle problem.

Lol this guy was or is still a car salesman then he discovered crypto

Btw he steals trade ideas from others and sells it as his own. That’s why you never see him do his own TA. He doesn’t know how

>>8293856
shit tier

>>8293449
>Thinking it's one person posting this each time

this guy reeks of non-meme narcissism. true Narcissistic Personality Disorder.

Someone post the video of drunk Sergey punching the reporter

>>8293389
>>8293431
>>8293449
>LE EPIC MEME xDDDDDDDDD
Fuck off

>>8293925
>>8293968
>Fuck off
It's a new pasta in the pastachainlink
the rate of new pasta added to the chain is growing at an alarming rate

>>8293449
Part 3 really sabotages this meme. I guess it was inevitable with all the spamming though.

>>8292639
this
some people unironically see 4chan as underground and cool—not to mention, the weaponized autism that has caused some pretty stunning shit to happen

if we make an appearance and meme lightly—or at least, if we meme professionally—it could help chainlink's appearance, and at the same time, make us seem more credible when we call the next big crypto, or whatever it is we're calling
i mean—if that's what this board is looking to achieve
things will work out as they do

>>8294483
Sounds good in theory, in practise, this place is utter chaos, and that's what it's always been since early /b/ days. But that's also it's biggest strength; pure barely filtered stream of consciousness, and the strongest threads of ideas start to string together to form memes, that eventually leak out.

I think in the end, there's a lot less proactive effort involved, as individuals, you just ride the waves and contribute tidbits here or there through intrinsic motiviation, not because you think it's going to make something "moon".
That's why 4chan shilling, when correctly identified, is far more credible than reddit/twitter shilling. No one in their right mind, except an intrinsically motivated autist, spends their time trying to convince fellow anons with robust arguments.

I think just let it flow, and watch the magic unfold

Its real

>>8293613
>>8293644
Type #cryptonews once a day and see how long it takes you to catch up. There are anime avis below 10k that matter more. He has 233 patrons and that number is much more relevant. The reason why it really doesn't matter is because this isn't a pump and dump coin. There's no need to shill it. You can trade it but this is not the information you should be using in your trades. Stop falling for everybody that became a cryptoguru in December and decided to buy Tron at the top.

>>8292557
Just called Semendrinkingtouhous to start spamming loli pics.
We need to keep convincing normalfags this coin is a shitcoin for as long as possible

>>8292219
>Shilling shitcoins
>Muh patreon
>Pinned tweet disclaimer to prevent lawsuits
>"Be sure to HODL SENPAI!!!!!!" while I sell everything
>"P-plz DM Sergey I need insider trading info"
JUST

>>8292257
>Top 25 Cryptocurrency Influencer
https://cryptoclarified.com/2018/01/06/the-top-25-cryptocurrency-traders-influencers-to-follow-2018/

>what did zelda mean by this?

Should I dump all my BTC into LINK? I mean it's guaranteed to at least double to $1 in value right?

>>8295078
understatement of the year

>>8295270
Capped for reminiscing

>>8292455
Anyone who talks about 4chan outside 4chan is cancer

>>8292219
Actually, in fact, principially, cool

>>8293711
that wasnt the discussion. whether his followers are real or not is irrelevant. The topic was whether the tweet was real or not, you mongoloid nigger.

>hurr ill sound smart on the itnernet you ar ethe fool lel

i dont know who the guy is or give a fuck. but the tweet isnt fake. wow you are a complete nigger.

McAfee was on biz 2 hrs ago, said LINK $10 EOY then dump.

>>8291698

>>8292219
Could someone very briefly tell me what this means?

>>8295662
Are u larping the larp?

>>8295875
Yes

>>8292557
This. We could actually damage reputation here.

>>8294693
Wise words from a true anon.

>>8292571
Tell them it's pro-trump it'll be gone in a flash