/biz/ - Business & Finance

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>>8162107
STOP TAUNTING ME EVERYDAY YOU STUPID STUFFED FROG

>>8162107
I find this plushie pic mildly disturbing. I feel like Pepe is looking into me. Sweet Jesus, he looks alive!

Nobody knows the time of the price singularity.
But when it happens, everyone will know.
All across the world, voices will echo "..what's wrong? Is everything ok?"
A few vehicular accidents will occur seemingly for no reason.
Several pilots, delivery drivers, and one pajeet who forgot to close a submarine hatch will all last be seen yelling at their phones.
Binance will crash. Everyone scrambling to buy LINKs will see 404.
Etherdelta will become so overwhelmed with traffic it will slow to a halt. It will become unusable.
The only orders that will happen will be buy orders that have already been placed.
LINK will reach unimaginably high prices within minutes.
Every noLINKer's eyes will watch. The tiny LINK cube on coinmarketcap will be reflected in their eyes.
However, the ones who knew...the ones who had heard, but didn't listen...
their cubes will be distorted by tears.
As these tears fall onto rapidly moving fingers that are refreshing binance or etherdelta multiple times,
Haunting music rings in their ears infinitely.
The harrowing noise of the bells causes the noLINKer's soul to shiver...and scream.
Biz will be filled with LINK memes. All threads will be titled "You had your chance."
Monitors will be smashed. Laptops broken in half. Weddings, family reunions, graduation ceremonies, and other social events across the world will be plagued by the audible cries of noLINKers who knew the path but didn't take it.
Their hopelessness crushes them inside, but they keep having to wageslave, and forcing a smile on their face every day to avoid ever being asked "what's wrong?" again will eat away at their sanity.
This soon becomes a worldwide phenomenon, and noLINKer syndrome will be added to DSM-V and heavily studied.
Most normies will continue enjoying their playpens.
But the ones who knew...
they will become uncomfortably intimate with despair...
For they know they missed the opportunity of a lifetime, and another precious path to freedom has disappeared forever.

The next 300 days is absolutely critical for Bitcoin

>>8162214
He's going to kill you bro. When you wake up in the middle of the night, be sure to look under your bed. He'll be waiting

>>8162241
Pastas like this that are written like some kind of ancient prophecy are how I know that so many posters from /biz/ used to post on /pol/. This is the same shit as what gets posted over there.

>>8162267
That doll is possessed and nothing can convince me otherwise.

>>8162241
You make it sound like Visiting 2 different boards is a bad thing. Cryptocurrencies require a vast knowledge set from a wide range of areas.

>>8162241
Kek, hadn't seen this one yet.

>>8162407
>I'm assuming you meant to reply to me
Nothing wrong with it, really. So long as the people coming from /pol/ aren't among the Reddit cancer.

>>8162107
O_i_ego

>>8162107
BURN THIS PLUSHY WITCH