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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4hR4rDbJPM4

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>> No.8070131

OH NO NO NO

DELETE

>> No.8070172

>>8070107

This is literally everybody on biz

>> No.8070181

>>8070107

what

the

fuck

>> No.8070188

>>8070107

This is a great summary of biz and crypto in general

>> No.8070198

>>8070107
>the actual state of link holders

>> No.8070201
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>>8070107
>there's been a change of plans

>> No.8070204
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8070204

>this is the person who's been shilling link for the last few months
welp im out

>> No.8070225

best fud that i have seen

>> No.8070226

>>8070204

B...but $1000 end of year

>> No.8070245

god bless fiver, truly a hero of our times

>> No.8070267
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8070267

>>8070107
If this is actually planned fud then this kid or whoever made him do this is a fucking genius

>> No.8070279

Someone needs to post this on /r/linktrader and see what happens

>> No.8070301
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8070301

>>8070107
LINK 1000 EOY

SAY IT WITH ME BOYS

WE MEME IT GO TO REDDET

SPREAD THE NEWS

IN OUR IMAGINATION

IT WILL COME TRUE

LAMBOS

CASH

MONEY

HOS

LINK

ITS OUR PATH

LINK

ITS OUR DESTINY

LINK

>> No.8070313

>>8070107
He used to stream on twitch hes a fucking legend

>> No.8070323

>>8070301
All I see now is the kid in OP typing out these messages.

>> No.8070334
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8070334

>>8070107
oh my fuck

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA OH NO NO NO NO NO

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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8070345

>>8070107
Yeah fuck this board, you guys make fun of reddit for being shit but his what your average poster look like.

>> No.8070360

>>8070345

based descartes. have his rainbow next to me at work.

>> No.8070371

>>8070267
>If this is actually planned fud
Notice the israel flag in the background? Jews want cheap link and they knew no fud would ever work on biz. They knew that the only way to fud link was to attack biz from the inside. Divide and conquer tactic

>> No.8070398

I'm gonna pay a black guy on fiver to sit in his car and promote LTC.

>> No.8070404

WE ARE ALL IN THIS TOGETHER

DO NOT UNDER ESTIMATE THE POWER OF POSITIVE THOUGHT! ESPECIALLY COLLECTIVE POSITIVE THOUGHT!!

THIS SHIT IS GOING TO REACH $1,000 EASILY! HOLD THAT THOUGHT AND VISUALIZE IT IN YOUR MIND EVERYDAY AS OFTEN AS POSSIBLE STARTING NOW AND IT WILL MANIFEST INTO REALITY. DO IT! I'M NOT JOKING!

VISUALIZE AS OFTEN AND AS DETAILED AS POSSIBLE!

>> No.8070406
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8070406

What the fuck? Please tell me that this is just a setup and that disgusting specimen doesn't browse this board.

>> No.8070407
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8070407

>>8070107
now THAT'S some next level FUD...surreal.

>> No.8070424

good quality content

>> No.8070451

>>8070404
you are a MANIAC

>> No.8070450

jesus christ

glad i'm good looking

imagine being /that/

>> No.8070465

10/10 bantz OP, especially with that Israel flag and emojii movie poster in the background. But you need to lose some weight

>> No.8070468

>>8070450
Imagine how autistic you have to be to make that video and not understand that you just created the strongest FUD against chainlink ever seen

>> No.8070469

is it just me or have linkies became more delusional by the day. wasnt it last month that EOY was 10 dollars

>> No.8070489

>>8070360
t. retard who isn't aware that this quote is a MEME

>> No.8070492

>>8070469
>delusional
>omegacuck
how is your btc crash to 6k going?

>> No.8070501

>>8070469
fuck off namefag. kek. with your shitty ass TA/calls

>> No.8070507
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8070507

>chainlink investors look like the guy in the vid
>muh stinky link

>> No.8070514

>>8070107
Idk who keeps making video's of retards with their Chainlink but keep it up i'm sure you will see 1000$

>> No.8070515

>>8070398

do it

>> No.8070561

ARE LINKIES MORE DELUDED THAN ARKIES!?

>> No.8070575

>>8070107

shit this will scare normies away

link will never be $1000 cause of retards like you

DELETE IT

NOW!

>> No.8070612

>>8070107
HAHAHHA

jesus imagine investing in this

>> No.8070614

>>8070107
He's my stepbrother. Little fucker got a net worth of 20mil because I told him early enough to use his allowance for something useful

>> No.8070660

>>8070107
>video uploaded yesterday
>first post on /biz/

OP is video OP.

>> No.8070682

>>8070660
this video was shared everywhere here yesterday you baboon

>> No.8070717
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8070717

>>8070107
Ah fuck it, while we're at it:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kTg3OdmtA9s

>> No.8070728

Oh my fucking god. Is this the face of /biz/ ?

>> No.8070734
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8070734

>>8070107

>> No.8070768

Please tell someone payed this kid to act retarded

>> No.8070819

I am so happy I did not invest.

>> No.8070838
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8070838

>>8070404

>> No.8070897

>>8070107

DELET THIS

>> No.8071133

>>8070107
>Jew flag
>Emoji movie flag
>gamer chair

How much effort was put into this FUD?

>> No.8071330

>>8070838
Bizteezy

>> No.8071345

>>8070107
>implying any of us, including you look any better than him

>> No.8071350
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8071350

Best fud I have ever seen in my life

>> No.8071369

>>8071345
>I'm ugly therefore everyone is ugly
dat cope

>> No.8071383

>>8070107
he looks based to me

>> No.8071408

>>8071345
>implying
thicc uglo

>> No.8071460

>>8070107
Fucking based.
I don't know what are you pussies crying about, this is peak performance of meme magic.

$1000 EOY

>> No.8071516

>>8070107
OP have you seen the video of the screeching kid? yeah id say you got memed. also take note that these are the type of people you are posting all day with and asking for opinions. this place is full of darkness and people with major issues. people here are not smart people. highly dysfunctional human beings. sell you link for xmr and just leave crypto for good. best advice i can give you. This board has ruined LINK forever there's no turning back its fucking over. Good job.

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8071522

>>8070107
>Making fun of someone's appearance on /biz/

>> No.8071558

>>8070107
did this video cause the recent dip or was it just a coincidence?

>> No.8071593

>>8070768
they did

>> No.8071619

>>8071522
how much for an insurance contract at sminem's?

>> No.8071647

>>8071408
>>8071369
You don't need to be pretty to fuck korean prostitutes at your yacht.

>> No.8071649
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8071649

>mfw this is what happens when you decentralize global finance and let all the autists in

>> No.8071662
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8071662

>>8070301

First strike delivered. Need upvote magic to reach singularity

>> No.8071720

You guys i just watched this shit about 50 times in a row i can’t stop laughing

>> No.8071726
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>> No.8071737
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>>8071593
>>9070768
>Linkfags exposed themselves from their full on autism
>It must be a set up!
>S-someone paid them to do it!
>FUD!

>> No.8071741

>>8071558
yes

>> No.8071755

>>8070107
wow Sergey lost some weight good on him

>> No.8071854

>>8070107
is that assblaster

>> No.8071963

>>8070107
D E L E T

>> No.8071984

>>8070107
Holy shit, after watching this i will never ever touch this link stuff

>> No.8072042
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8072042

>LINKs value went down as soon as the video was posted
JESUS CHRIST THIS IS THE CYBERPUNK FUD FUTURE

>> No.8072088

>>8070107
Why is link just shilled here? Pump?

>> No.8072093

Someone with Twitter should reply to all of sirgays tweets with this

>> No.8072103

>>8072088
why do you shit on the street? pajeet?

>> No.8072106

>>8070575
>>8070131
>>8070407
>>8070406
>>8070575
>>8070819
>>8070897
>>8071741
>>8071963

>t. Op/Fuders

>> No.8072115

>>8070313
Is he actually a Jew or is that part of the joke

>> No.8072277

>>8070717
all of my keks

>> No.8072300

>>8072115
He's one of them Finklestein shit kids.

>> No.8072479

>>8070107
thats how i imagine oraclenigger, but indian

>> No.8072528

>>8070107
What's the second word he says? "Memes"? Or "marines"? Do we think he's actually autistic/disabled or is he acting?

>> No.8072548

>>8072277
This is blessed FUD

>> No.8072577

>>8071662
Well played

>> No.8072626

>>8072528
"biz", are you deaf?

>> No.8072777

>>8070313
is the autism real or an act

>> No.8072892

>>8070469
how is your x100 short with liquidation at 11k going?

>> No.8072918

Upvote here so we go mainstream faggots

Singularity is 1000 upvotes away
https://www.reddit.com/r/PewdiepieSubmissions/comments/81fs6h/this_is_far_better_than_bitconnect_and_for_the/?utm_source=reddit-android

>> No.8072956

>>8070107
my best guess would be is that this kid is gonna end up dead and the media is gonna blame link and biz.

>> No.8073365

>>8072088
Whiter then you. Ya cunt.

>> No.8074038

>>8071558
try actually looking at a chart you mong
the video was published yesterday and has like 2500 views
the "dip" began....?

>> No.8074103

>>8070107
FACT

>> No.8074121

https://www.fiverr.com/fattyboomboom/professionally-scream-what-is-requested?ref_ctx_id=d3acea57-e197-40da-8731-0d9ff6cca5ab

Which one of you fags paid for this?

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8074218

>>8070107
>>8070717

>> No.8074235
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8074235

>>8070107

>> No.8074293

yeah seems about right. im out

>> No.8074325
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8074325

Why are people so hardcore about fudding link?

It's one thing to shit on someone's shill thread, but most link threads are fud threads. People are starting to make fud videos on YouTube with absolute retards.

I've never bought into the "whales are accumulating" meme but Jesus Christ, the link fud around here is unreal. Why the fuck would a non holder care enough to make these kind of threads?

>> No.8074331

>>8074121
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA


well kekked
honestly

>> No.8074335

>>8072918
This

>> No.8074364

>>8074325
Are you a holder? You will understand once you realize LINK's potential. You will feel constant FOMO. You will never have enough LINK. The constant hunger will gnaw at your soul. You will do everything to delay the inevitable.

>> No.8074405

>>8074121
LOL best way to FUD really.

>> No.8074445

>>8074364
This is the most true thing ever posted. All week all I think about is putting more of my ETH into LINK. 3k nah lets get to 5k? 5k nah I need atleast 7.5k because I'll regret not throwing in that extra $1200 in when it's worth 200k

>> No.8074455

>>8074325
You really think anyone other than a stinky linky paid for this? It's all just part of the memeing.

>> No.8074463

Here guys I posted it. Hope you're all happy.

https://www.reddit.com/r/LINKTrader/comments/81h41g/your_average_chainlink_investor/

>> No.8074488

>>8074463
>[removed]

>> No.8074504

>>8074325
Ya, I don't get it either. I would like to talk about the most stable REITs around here. Maybe about the new head of the fed and speculation on upcoming and long term interest rates.

Instead I see this constant barrage of "hate link holders, they are fucking retards" and other posters reminiscent of the 2016 election using esoteric meme magic to will their sinky linkies to 1000 eoy.

>> No.8074529
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8074529

>>8070107

Phew - I watched that 5 times I've still got tears on my face - going in for a few more rounds. This is some high quality.

>> No.8074554

Anyone got that video of a tranny fapping on chainlink?

>> No.8074592

>>8070107
>linkfags are autistic 13 year olds

why am I not surprised

>> No.8074689

>>8070107
So is this guy from fiverr?

>> No.8074727

>>8074325
LINK is actually cutting edge technology that could literally be the catalyst to bringing smart contracts into real world use. I understand maybe other people have realized this as well. The obsession being this could change the world. Since the success of a project such as LINK would have such an impact, this is the bi-product. It has morphed into a full blown meme machine.

>> No.8074744

>>8070717
top kek

>> No.8074760
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8074760

>>8074121
KEK

>> No.8074789

>>8070107
KEKEKEK

How did this come about, I really wonder? Did someone put this kid up to this?

>> No.8074811

>>8070717
This one is funny. The autism kid I'm afraid might actually make sergey quit.

>> No.8074814

>>8070360
He also never said that

>> No.8074828

>>8074121
Oh, I see someone paid for this. Well it's still funny.

>> No.8074844

>>8074121
apparently a poorfag since he bought the smallest package

>> No.8074862

>>8074789
This is what at least 50% of 4chan looks like unironically.

Makes me feel worse about myself

>> No.8074895
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8074895

Also this is what I imagine stinky linkys are like, but look way uglier and 300% fatter, and smell like a slurry of feces, piss, rotten eggs, and cum.

>> No.8074939
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8074939

>>8070107
Someone pay him to do the chainlink Gummo version

>> No.8074946

I can't stop laughing...

>> No.8075024
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8075024

>>8074121
This is advanced fudding. Hodling LINK has literally never been comfier.

>> No.8075034

>>8074463
>https://www.reddit.com/r/LINKTrader/comments/81h41g/your_average_chainlink_investor/
hahaha [removed]

Post it somewhere more neutral like r/altcoins

>> No.8075040

This kid is obviously not actually retarded, it's not even very good acting.

>t. Person who has seen a lot of retards

>> No.8075059

>>8075040
No duh, he's smart.

>> No.8075071

>>8074828
Makes it even funnier

It's a work of art.

>> No.8075114

>>8070107
sold.

I ONLY bought some link because of how much biz talked about it, never saw anything to it. Now I see my mistake

never trust /biz/

Other time I trusted /biz/ I bought FUN instead of BREAK and got fucked over too

>> No.8075509

>>8072918
downvoted. This is /biz/, not /meme/. You'll little kids need to go back to /pol/, this is a board for adults

>> No.8075533

>>8070107
MY LINKIES STAY RATHER STINKY

>> No.8075724
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8075724

>>8075034
>[removed]
pussies

>> No.8075753

>>8074121
kek
i really thought it was a fiverr.

>> No.8075879
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>> No.8075924

>>8070107
Awesome.... kek

>> No.8076354
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>> No.8076423

Good thing I locked in my link at $1.30

>> No.8076509
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8076509

>>8070107
>some biztard actually paid money for this

>> No.8076564

>>8076509
Holy shit dude

>> No.8076605
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8076605

>>8076423
>GnU/Botv

Dat ID...you have to post it now, this is a sign from the gods.

>> No.8076665

>>8074325
>Most link threads are FUD threads
The fuck are you talking about? If there is FUD about link, it's because shilling link became a pain in the ass browsing this board you fucking idiot.

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>>8076665
what if the excessive shilling IS the fud...

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8076793

>>8070107
>someone on here was so asshurt at LINK he legitimately paid someone actual money to FUD it

>> No.8076816

>>8076509
It really was a fiver

>> No.8076865
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J U S T

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8076937

>>8075040
>professionally pretends to be retarded.

>> No.8076949

>>8076509
fudders BTFO

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8076968

>>8070107

>> No.8076975
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>>8076793
THIS

>> No.8076982

>>8070204
sauce?

>> No.8076990

>>8070107
What the fuck

>> No.8077000

>>8070107
I got a hard-on after seeing those juicy titties. Should I get some help?

>> No.8077034

>>8076982
Anastasia Bryzgalova

>> No.8077298

>>8070313
>He used to stream on twitch

How long ago? The fucking kid looks like he's like 14

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8077521

>>8070107

I'M JUST GONNA GO AHEAD AND SAVE THIS VID, SEND IT TO ALL PARTNERSHIPS CHAINLINK AFFILIATES WITH

>> No.8078046

>>8076605
What did he mean by this?

>> No.8078208

>>8077521
fuck you

>> No.8078236

LINKies are the worst type of people

>> No.8078256

>>8077521
mvp

>> No.8078265

>>8076509
thank you.

>> No.8078284

>>8078236
fuck off

>> No.8078311

>>8074325
>Why the fuck would a non holder care enough to make these kind of threads?
Because you stupid cunts shit up this fucking board daily with your constant link threads. It's a fucking meme coin that's going nowhere and most of us are sick of hearing about it.

>> No.8078319

>>8070107

fucking hilarious AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH

>> No.8078407

I fucking knew this is what linkies look like!!!!!

>> No.8078496

WE ARE ALL IN THIS TOGETHER

DO NOT UNDER ESTIMATE THE POWER OF POSITIVE THOUGHT! ESPECIALLY COLLECTIVE POSITIVE THOUGHT!

THIS SHIT IS GOING TO REACH $1,000 EASILY!
HOLD THAT THOUGHT AND VISUALIZE IT IN YOUR MIND EVERYDAY AS OFTEN AS POSSIBLE STARTING NOW AND IT WILL MANIFEST INTO REALITY. DO IT! I'M NOT JOKING!

VISUALIZE AS OFTEN AND AS DETAILED AS POSSIBLE!

>> No.8078559

>>8078496

KYS FAGGOT

>> No.8078582

>>8070107
LMAO I KNEW IT WAS A SCAM AIMED AT WHITE BASEMENT DWELLERS

>> No.8078584

>>8072115
Jews have disproportionately high rates of autism and other disorders including genetically-specific diseases (similar to sickle cell in blacks) because they are inbred rat people

>> No.8078620

>>8078559
EVERYTHING IS ENERGY AND VIBRATION
ATTUNE YOUR VIBRATIONS TO MATCH THAT OF MONEY AND IT WILL FLOW TO YOU

MEDITATE DAILY AND VISUALIZE BTC REACHING $50,000 IN THE PRESENT MOMENT FROM YOUR HEART CENTER

WE WILL ALL MAKE IT
YOU MUST BE CERTAIN THAT THAT YOU WILL RECEIVE WHAT YOU DESIRE
CERTAINTY CREATES INTENTION
INTENTION CREATES BELIEF
BELIEF CREATES UNDOUBTEDNESS
WHEN THERE IS NO DOUBT THERE WILL BE NO CHOICE BUT FOR IT TO MANIFEST INTO REALITY
NOW WE ARE CERTAIN, IT IS IMPOSSIBLE TO FAIL
DON'T JUST THINK ABOUT IT WITH YOUR CONSCIOUS MIND
FEEL IT - FEEL WHAT IT'S LIKE TO MAKE IT
FEEL THE EMOTIONS YOU WILL FEEL WHEN BTC HITS $50,000
FEEL THE EMOTIONS OF YOU BUYING YOUR DREAM HOUSE AND CAR
FEEL THEM ALL AS THOUGH IT IS HAPPENING RIGHT NOW IN THE PRESENT MOMENT
IF YOU CAN FEEL IT BEFORE YOU CAN SPEAK IT, THEN THE MANIFESTATION IS WELL ON IT'S WAY!

>> No.8078648

>>8078620

AGAIN FAGGOT> KYS

>> No.8078672

>>8078648
THIS IS FUD

LINK WILL SOLVE THE PROBLEM OF THE ORACLE

1000 EOY

SAY IT WITH MR BOYS

THE ORACLE PREDICTED IT

LAMBOS

HOT GIRLS

MONEY

BIG DREAMS

SERGEY

LINK

>> No.8078756
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>>8070107
LINKIES BTFO AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHASHAHAHAHAHAH

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>>8070107
https://www.fiverr.com/fattyboomboom/professionally-scream-what-is-requested?ref_ctx_id=d3acea57-e197-40da-8731-0d9ff6cca5ab

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>>8076509
This God-tier FUD is Making a kid Shill Chainlink by means of autistic screeching only to reveal after that it was paid FUD and that instantly translates to a Singularity-Tier reverse Shilling.

>We are reaching levels of Shilling that shouldn't be possible

>> No.8079009

>>8070107
Every decent chain will have oracles boys.

Don’t fall for the meme.

>> No.8079043

>>8070469
>OmegaMaker short on chainlink

jesus christ i hate this memecoin but this is the strongest buy signal there is

>> No.8079265

>>8078311

During the entire dragonslayer saga no one was FUDing Cash this hard. No one was FUDing Ark this hard, etc.

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>>8071726
Post of the year

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>>8074121
>I ate a lot as a child and now I am trying to profit off of my disability to pay for taco bell, please consider buying my service; craver deal, with spicy cordita crunch, bean supreme burrito with no beans, soft shell taco, nachos with extra cheese and a large baja blast with no ice. Please consider buying my service, my mother does not want me spending my money on taco bell.

>> No.8079685

>>8071726
The second word is 'biz not 'plz'

>> No.8079888

>>8072042
>in the future corporations will make FUD commercials on the holonet of opposing ICOs

Kino

>> No.8079893
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OP PEWDIEPIE IS ON

https://www.reddit.com/r/PewdiepieSubmissions/comments/81fs6h/this_is_far_better_than_bitconnect_and_for_the/?utm_source=reddit-android

upvote this shit to death so it's featured on his channel

>> No.8079930

>>8079591
clicking multiple times on this image makes it looks like that frog is smoking. so cool ;)

>> No.8080051

>>8079893
Fuck off you underage retard.

>> No.8080116

>>8070107
I really liked this FUD. I wish it didn't get debunked so soon.

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>>8070107
there is nothing to be ashamed of.

>> No.8080278

i cant just send my tokens off to cold storage right? because when mainnet comes out we will have to switch from erc20 or erc677 whatever it is to the mainnet token? plz respond.

>> No.8080502

>>8070204
>fuds working
soon

>> No.8080529

>>8079893
get cancer you normie cunt

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>> No.8080711

>>8070107
>>8070717
>>8071350
>>8071726
>>8076509
>>8077521
>>8078620
>>8078672
>>8079893
>>8080278
>>8080502
>>8080529
>>8080540

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kTg3OdmtA9s

Why does nobody ever post the Pajeet ad??? This is what an actual Chainlink investors looks like - the fat jewish kid is just a subversion

>> No.8080819

>>8074325
>those cogs turning in anons head
think of your internet router... or the controller on an electricity box.. or a barcode scanner. inside all of these devices there are electronics and inside those electronics are programs which are written to receive input and give output. now think of scanning a barcode with a laser gun at a shop... imagine if someone could write a program that latched on to that laser scanner itself and watched

imagine an electricity box, if the input and output of the power box could be "watched" by a 3rd party to confirm that you were in fact getting what you paid for. imagine a phone that had the same program inside it, a way to watch to see if your provider was living up to their end of the bargain in terms of data delivery and coverage. think of what that means in terms of service delivery industries alone. inevitably, and im not saying that its going to be LINK, but the technology itself will come about whether we like it or not. companies that do not offer this "raw data transparency" feature will eventually lose out in the market, particularly markets where any kind of service, data or utility is paid for.

what people arent understanding is that they think that one event (say a horse race for a crude example) cant be decentralized, because at the end of the day, someone still has to say "x outcome happened or y outcome happened" so what exactly is the point, right.that is not how this works. you know on a horse racing track finish line that little pendulum that dings as each horse crosses the line? so instead of someone watching the race and deciding the outcome, a decentralized oracles program actually lives in the pressure plates on the track itself and draws its input directly from the hardware apparatus. it is a program that interprets the physical forces such as light (laser scanners) or pressure, or voltage that these devices read and use. all of the pieces of hardware inside the devices are able to be "watched".

>> No.8080835

>>8074529
kek

>> No.8081003

>>8080819
now imagine if you could eventually use that data in a legal manner. or to get out of a bad contract, or to hold a company accountable for not delivering their service correctly, or to make a claim on x policy or to facilitate an exchange of goods or to confirm that x arrived in y location. personally speaking i dont actually like the world that i believe DCE's are going to help create (it will actually be used by companies against their customers in practice, to void warranties and it will integrate industries into a mega-mass of technological control over us), but i will make money off it in the process, god willing. there are going to be oceans of data. we are going to stake our coins in the nodes and go fishing...


Revelation 13:17
And the second beast required all people small and great, rich and poor, free and slave, to receive a mark on their right hand or on their forehead, so that no one could buy or sell unless he had the mark — the name of the beast or the number of its name.

Here is a call for wisdom: Let the one who has insight calculate the number of the beast, for it is the number of a man, and that number is six hundred sixty-six

>> No.8081134

>>8078496
>>8078620
SOMEONE PAY TYRONE TO READ THIS OUT

>> No.8081214

>>8081003
it is not that chainlink or any other similar project (there are none) <---- !!!! attaches to each of these hardware devices, that is too much work for them. they just provide the operating environment for developers to build and utilize their own APIs for whatever they want or need, so if there is demand for a piece of data, somebody will naturally write the program for it. that is WHY this project is so powerful. the scalability of the open source platform is just simply staggering, even though short sighted XRP brainlets say that open source = bad. it allows software developers to write these APIs and then profit off them in a natural way. any decent programmer could probably write many of these API adapters in a day, although i may be wrong about it.

ok so now you have the (toshiba model x-222 parcel scanner) software uploaded to your node, now your node can read each time around the world that the x-222 scans a package, and each time that data is requested by the company or a customer, that node fetches that data from the "blockchain"... see what im saying?

youre literally retarded if you arent holding chainlink. im not a smart man but this one is a no-brainer so im lucky

>> No.8081239

>>8081134
try to get a fat lady to do it in a slow, sensual voice

>> No.8081361

>>8071522
>>8071345
Nice projection faggot Mcfat

>> No.8081482
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purchase Link tokens, friends

>> No.8081501

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kTg3OdmtA9s
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kTg3OdmtA9s
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kTg3OdmtA9s
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kTg3OdmtA9s
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kTg3OdmtA9s
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kTg3OdmtA9s
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kTg3OdmtA9s

>> No.8081655

>>8081501
WTF is this official for real????

>> No.8081666

>>8081482
make a gif please

>> No.8081755

>>8081666
on it, satan, I hope the quality will be decent

>> No.8081795

Damn, is this how young the average Anon is now. I'm 31 now. Been on here since '06....Fuckin newfags.

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>>8070107
dont wanna ruin it but...

https://www.fiverr.com/fattyboomboom/professionally-scream-what-is-requested?ref_ctx_id=14bfaa20-cb9c-4f78-897b-105daf9d2b39

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>>8070107
tain wink

>> No.8081904

>>8081655
Yes

>> No.8081905

>>8081795
>21
>been here since 2010


Do the math on that.

>> No.8081926

>>8081666
gif is too large even if I reduce the resolution, it's over 6MB

>> No.8081938

i'm tempted to invest in link now because of all the memes. i think it could reach critical mass like dogecoin

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>>8081666

>> No.8082210

>>8081926
"link" it

>> No.8082324

>>8081990
SAVED

>> No.8082344

>>8081990
accurate

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>>8070107
FUD

SERGEY WILL MAKE US RICH

SERGEY WILL MAKE US FAMOUS

SERGEY WILL MAKE OUR DREAMS COME TRUE

LINK

LAMBOS

HOT BITCHES

HOT TUBS

LINK

ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS BELIEVE IN LINK AND SPREAD THE MEME MAGIC

VISUALIZE THE SUCCESS OF LINK

VISUALIZE THE LAMBOS

WE CAN DO IT TOGETHER

>> No.8083130

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kTg3OdmtA9s
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kTg3OdmtA9s
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kTg3OdmtA9s
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kTg3OdmtA9s
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kTg3OdmtA9s

Also,
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kTg3OdmtA9s

>> No.8083167

how much link does one need to make it EOY?

>> No.8083171

>>8070107
MY. SIDES.

>> No.8083182

>>8070107
STINKIES BTFOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>> No.8083190

>>8083167
bout tree fiddy

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Improved
https://youtu.be/rqx8iIjlIt4

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>>8083251

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>>8083264
spongebob

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>>8083251
>>8083264
>>8083279
Forks gif

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Holy fuck this board needs flags besides everyones Id, /biz/ has become infested with these shitters drowning out anything that outs them as such:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kTg3OdmtA9s
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kTg3OdmtA9s
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kTg3OdmtA9s

One more time:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kTg3OdmtA9s

I miss the old /biz/

>> No.8083565

I love it

>> No.8083764

>>8083300
nice

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>>8083251
>tfw at the very end Bateman has the best portfolio.

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>> No.8084293

>>8070107
I think it's the antichrist

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>> No.8085149

>>8070469
>Omega is bearish on LINK

welp, I unironically just bought 100k

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>>8083394
You dumb nigger. All of these are paid videos from Fiverr.

Shit, even Tyrone has a LINK video.

Here's the kid in the video: https://www.fiverr.com/fattyboomboom

>> No.8085822

Can any hollywoodfags here get this kid a reality show?