/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>8032714
>first

Sarcasm is the gag reflex of communication. An involuntary laugh at something absurd is an implicit social signal that something isn’t right. Comedians serve as essential anchor points to society; what makes people laugh is what is absurd, and what is absurd is implicitly understood to factor into a group social course correction. Comedians operate as starving machines, involuntarily tweaking and perfecting their act to receive more laughs and gain social capital dopamine rushes. Information addiction is prevalent among them, up and coming and even the most successful comics live in incredible states of sexually promiscuous oxytocin induced faux-love and Self annihalation via substance abuse. This is a sign of the prevailing culture, daily social interactions have become so absurd that everything is funny.

the state of /biz/
can we get a /tinder/ board

>>8032714

alright so when are we meeting up?

>>8032714
can you stink my link

if only we all had a woman this great
I LOVE YOU MOMMY

>>8032807
relax son, these virgin multi-millionare neets who never seen boob vagana is your only future

>thread sliding
it's auto-saging you newfags

give me your number and we can take this offline ;)

wrap your vaginal lips around my shitcoin

OP why don't you stop this and just go out to have some drinks with her?

or are you doing this to be able to say "4chan got me laid"?

>>8032808
only dubs will tell should kek wills it

ffs
"hey, wanna go have some drinks downtown? I'm free tonight"

gimme milkies

>>8032714
Do you have a brother? I am actually gay

911 - here's my number call me

>>8032714
Let's grab some sushi babe

>>8032866
lets change to trips now

>>8032869
>>8032892
I'm out, tried my best

>>8032714
these threads are terrible cancer and not even /biz/ related
kys

>>8032918
wow, fag. deinvest.

Can we fuck already? I'm a beta male in need of some love from a pretty girl.

>>8032952
yea anon sell 100k on 100 levereage right now not even kidding

>>8032892
OP is obviously a Chad playing with us.
This babe is stunning. She would have never reply to a virgin NEET. He has to be either very handsome or lied in his bio that he's rich

He doesn't need 4chan help to get laid. Actually even most autistic weirdo on the planet would do better without you

This shit is better not real you fuggheads. KEK hard

>>8032714
ok I'm done wasting my time with you I can't believe you were desperate enough to stay for this long but you should have known someone like me is too far out of your league bye

>>8032984
re roll cuz im a cunt

>>8032714


alright so when are we meeting up?

>>8032714
I'll give you 1 ETH if you let me lick your feet :3

>>8032973
she's 39 mate. She's a decade past the wall.

>>8032714
Anon I would tell you to take her out already but this is tiajuana so there is a high probability you would be abducted/mugged/murdered

Haha okay that was fun. But seriously I'm gay, so no thanks!

>>8032714
Make your next reply be the whole script of Shrek

>>8032714
>Those people sound like cool mutherfuckers
Why do women have no dignity?

Know any good restaurants downtown? I’ll take you out to dinner.

so u wnt sum fuk or wut? i need a sik thot to choke on dis dik

hey, why don't you come over tonight? We can have some drinks and order some food. How does that sound?

so are you into anal?

i'm a huge faggot. please rape my face

sorry for the long awkward sielnce, I'm sucha beta I can't talk to you if these NEETs don't roll dubs...

anyway, are you into anal?

>>8033266
dis gon b fun

>>8032714
>OP talks to himself with his catfish profile

>>8033266
>>8033286
>dis gon b fun

lets just cut to the chase im rich and you are cute lets go have a fancy dinner of your choice. then lets fuck like there is no tomorrow

>not sorry anon I went rogue

>>8033333
mega faggot alert

>>8033333
damn checked those digits!

>>8033389
Daddy's home

>>8032793
you summed it up lad

>>8033472
Damn son, she really looks like a fine person

>>8033472

So how long have you been 39 for? ;)

>>8033499
>>8033511
nice

>>8033333
These gets outclass >>8033511 these gets. You can be done, OP.

>>8033511
lel

>>8033472
Congrats, today /biz/ was fine

>>8033511
>>8033574
you don't compliment on age
you don't comment on age
you don't bring age related anything
ever

>>8033472
Post your profile Pix OP. This doesn't make sense. how can she still want to go out with you after all that? fuggg, life is unfair.

>>8033644

Yeah because everything everyone else said was weaksauce 'LE I AM SO RANDUMB' crap, whereas I went for the jugular and you pussy out. Classic. OP is a faggot as usual.

>>8033644
faggot

>>8033472
>talking to yourself to impress child workers on an indian carpet weaving forum
the absolute state of 39yr old roaties

>>8033662
>how can she still want to go out with you after all that?
because of that, brainlet

>>8033644
at least i have better watch than you.

>>8033665
good post

>>8032861

adding a 'wink' to your sentence just screams virgin, re-roll

OMG! CAN'T BELIEVE I WON! THANK YOU WALTON TEAM! KEEP DOING THE GREAT WORK.

>>8033644
>>8033665
I cant go out with you because im a giant pussy faggot

>>8032807
One such thread per board is fine

holy shit op ruining his own thread

>>8033662
i'm like around 7 average mid 30's really anon it's just being calm and not giving a fuck really
>>8033665
anon it lost momentum, deal with it or adopt

OP did delivar, fuck let him get the pussay and show u how its done

>>8034060
>unironically biz delivered

>>8034029
she might just play you.
you never tested the waters.

you just threw memes at her,
it was original, true, but in the end you reveled yourself to be a clown and you even want to eat on the same plate you shit on.

you're worth better than this.

>>8034143
>taking fem chat game on tinder seriously
bruh I got bad news for you

>>8034029

Then why are you still posting? You don't think any of us care about you flirting with some 40 year old roastie lmao.

>>8034184
sorry that you hurt anon, what can I say

>>8034029
dont listen to the other anons, this was a nice wrapup to the thread