/biz/ - Business & Finance

that's called prostitution anon

>>7985095
No it's not. It is just a good deal for all parties. I read Trump's the Art of the Deal. Now all I need is for the media to market it for me and I'm golden

>>7985153
>Art of the Deal
don't forget to sue the prostitutes, er I mean "streamers", after you set them up.

if I make it in crypto im going to buy a woman to perform on twitch. Ill be controlling all the gameplay offscreen but make it look like her.

>>7985296
More like steamers

>>7985705
kek

>>7985059
Set up an information selling landing page and get these girls to pay $100 a month for you to be their "twitch coach"

Get some testimonials. hopefully they would be able to scrounge up some scratch to pay you.
godspeed anon.

>>7985059
Lack of good internet connections obviously. C'mon man think

What about a slightly low average, autistic western girl but you have to pay in crypto?
And instead of games you watch her draw retarded wojaks

t. crypto thot

>>7987660
Get off my board roastie

>>7987660
Drunk whale here. Show us your boobz and post ETH address and I'll make sure you have a very good day.

>>7985705
kek

>>7985059
I thought of this idea in like 2013.

Twitch is so OVER SATURATED with "e-girls".

You can see a hot girl playing dota that doesn't even make min wage now. More girls play video games than ever now, and more girls are on twitch than ever.

if you manufactured some "gamer girls" that were actually models in 2013/14 it could have been a gold mine though.

>>7987759
As with every trial, the first one is free.
Will post more and with better quality as long as you keep the coines coming

>>> ETH 0xfFBAF566C3317Fe001b487Ca4A9082Db9B3A5B50
>>> BTC 1BnatrSdk9tardcCJPPbUonvn4AU4busDf

>>7987660
>>7987954
post feminine penis plz

>>7987954

>>7987954
For shame.

>>7987954
leave, slimeball.

>>7987954
hahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

where did uncle touch you?

>>7987954
Yikes

>>7987954
:^]

>>7987954 show feet bitch

>>7988068
Pay me

>>7988068
fucking kek you foot fags are the worse

>>7987954
show vegana miss or maybe you like me to rape you tomorrow??

>>7987954
>Will post more and with better quality as long as you keep the coines coming

fucking cheap paintbrush work

pajeets get in here, free bob

Upboat
FRE E BOB

BOB FREE

na but for real they some good tiddies hoe

>>7987954
You take this pic with your 2004 flip phone?

>>7988108
No Daddy, this time it's real. it's not a dream.
Now give me some coins and I can show you everything you want.

>>7987954
don't worry thoticus when i make it I'll send you some ETH. btw you need a new camera that ones a piece of shit

>>7988178
Just sent 100k THOT coin

>>7988178
obvious shop kys loser

>>7988212
Actually no.
Took off my panties and I'm waiting for instructions.

>>7988178
Lick a tiddy

>>7988287
ROASTIE FUCK OFF

>>7988325
Transaction not confirmed yet?

>>7988287
now this is a genuine one

thot deserves it guys, pour in

>>7988287
Listen here little baby. You're gonna get a lot of hurtful and degrading comments, but that ain't what I'm about. Let me just say, you are perfect the way you are. You hear me sugar? PERFECT. Don't ever change. You deserve anything and everything you want. Stay safe for me, baby girl.
>mfw thinking of you hurting

>>7988287

open vagene

>>7988287
I'm sorry I laughed and asked where your uncle touched you. I'm sure you are very smart girl that was not molested ever

>>7988357
>>7988360
Fuck You Pay Me

>>7988357
She's begging for funny money on a board full of autists. Don't white knight, this is a filthy whore

>>7988178
>>7988287
>>7988392
commit suicide you dysfunctional skank

>>7988392
put ace of spades card in asscrack or no send bitcoin

Whoring and begging? Against the rules, methinks.

>>7988432
It's selling, not begging. I have something to offer and am waiting for buyers.

>inb4 dignity or other moralcuckery

>crypto thot

>>7988287

>>7988458
get your ta game up bitch because clearly you're not making enough if you're posting shit like this

t. woman

>>7988458
If you really want to sell yourself, why don't you consider finding a local artist meet up where everyone pitches in 10 bucks for you to do poses for 30 minutes each while they do figure drawing from you instead of whoring yourself on a trap aesthetics lady boy enthusiast online forum?

>>7988458
considering where we are im really surprised no ones send you anything yet. Maybe all the whales left and all we are left with was poor linkys

>>7987954
HOUSTON
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>>7988523
How do I achieve the status of a high-end escryptort?

>>7988525
>showing bobs for fiat and social interaction

No thanks, even posting it for free on here is better.

JesusChrist, the absolute state of biz/nesswomen.

>>7988557
we're on the internet where porn is plentiful and free. unless she does something truly degrading she aint gettin shit

I'll send you 0.05 btc if you spread your pussy lips real wide and take a selfie of your inner walls

>>7985705
lol

This thread is fucking hilarious

>>7987954
MILKY MILKY WARM AND TASTY!

MOMMY! MILKY! PLEASE BE HASTY!

REFRESHING DRINK FROM MOMMY'S UDDERS!

I WANT MOMMY'S AND NO OTHERS!

GIVE IT! GIVE IT! GIVE IT NOW!

GIVE ME MILK, YOU LAZY SOW!

UNTIL YOU DO, I'LL SCREAM AND SHOUT!

I'LL CRY! I'LL WHINE! I'LL STOMP ABOUT!

UNTIL MY BELLY'S FULL AND HAPPY!

I REFUSE TO TAKE A NAPPY!

>>7988597
Deal.
Send 0,025 now and I'll deliver. Pay the full directly and you get more wishes.

Just give us a free show ya dumb slut

>>7985059
Imagine being on the internet and paying for porn.

>>7988590
Jesus that beast in the front right has no business making that face at anyone. Average of that room is 4/10

>>7988668
t. Virgin who never touched a pussy since he came out of one

>>7988357
if anything ill be the guy in the kitchen xD

>>7985705

>>7988699
>projecting

>>7988630
Pay this bitch, nerds.

if i post dick picks will this chick show us her cunt or what

>>7988699
She is a 4/10 tho u fucking loser

>paying $250 to see some roastie's mud flaps when you can venture over to /s/ or /h/

>>7988178
>brown nipples

>>7988754
Do it faggot, and I'll send you some QTUM if you do.

>>7988764
She called herself:
"slightly low average, autistic western girl"
notice she didn't call herself white. Brown nipples ---> obviously some asian trash raised in a western country with no self esteem.

>>7988806
Not bad, you and the uncle molester have got me figured out. What do I gain?
Please tell me it's some coins so I can finally post more.

>>7988668
>Average of that room is 4/10
Are we using a normal distribution?
If so, the average of that room would probably be 5.

>Jesus that beast in the front right has no business making that face at anyone.
Even ugly people have the right to express disgust.

>>7988824
you have nothing worth paying for, sweetie

>>7988829
that's a pretty small sample size and by cursory examination with the most sophisticated spectrophotometers on the planet (my eyes) i can conclude that the average in that room is around 4, even though a 3 wouldn't surprise me

This thread got derailed once a woman started showing tits.

I'm wondering why no one asked for her rates because we all know she's done this before. And wtf at the guy willing to drop .05 btc on a vag pic.

>>7988590
room full of uglies

>>7988582
I'm not as rich as the other guy offering so...
$20 (0.025 ETH) for pussy pic?

>>7988824
Come back when you're white.

>>7988926
Okay, I'm waiting.

>>7988824
Why dont you just do what OP suggested and start titty streaming lady? Your tits would look awesome in a slutty push up.

>>7988940
Nice tits :)

>>7988824
sorry that you were uncle moslest. I believe in you. you have so much to offer to world. you don't need to whore yourself out. it's not your fault

How much to post face?

>>7985059
The market is going get saturated as fuck, only the most beautiful and perverse will thrive.

>>7988954
Because they show their faces and have to pretend to be nice. Too draining and not worth it. Snapping a pic of your vagoo is easier and Anon gets happy, too. Double nice.

>>7988966
Actually it was the neighbor.

>>7988985
Does your name start with a K?

>>7988983
0,05BTC

>>7988624
underrated pasta

>>7988985
How much to just be a stay at home wife making babies with me, cooking for me, cleaning the house, and going to church every sunday?

>>7988996
It starts with C (the C stands for Crypto Thot here give me coins already fucklord)

>>7988985
How much to be my gf I’ll make the hurt go away mlady

Maybe if you were white
Not even worth it otherwise

>>7989014
>>7989025

1BTC

>>7989023
Lol. All you had to do was say yes...but noooo.

DICKS EVERYWHERE

>>7988940
Sent

>>7989043
Serious? Alright will you move to California free room and board obviously

>>7989023
You really want to make money off these neckbeards do you? Pro tip: Start cosplaying as their waifus, look up generic shit like Touhous and the likes or start making requests about which characters to play as and charge a premium. Go to >>>/cgl/ to study on where to find material and to get an idea of how much to invest.

>>7988871
Nonsense. That is a pretty fair representation of the average girl, most of the population mistakenly believes the average looks to be somewhat good. The truth is that the majority of humans are somewhat unattractive (because everyone expects/thinks that they deserve better).

>>7988590
I see at least 3 seven/10s in there you guys are retarded

>>7989064
Thank you a lot for purchasing!

You being the first customer, will get a special bonus of both front and rear view.

>>7985059
Did this slut actually stream with her nips poking through like that and not get banned?

Reee disgusting roastie. Pity the weak men who continue to bump this thread. For a broken woman who debases herself on the internet from cash no less. Have you never seen a vagina, she offers nothing, give her nothing. This is why the west is failing, because of weak men like yourselves.

>>7989149

>>7989151
Very very disrectful.

>>7989164
>pity the weak men who continue to bump this thread
You just bumped it

>>7989149
That is a nice pussy wew

>>7989149
>>7989165
i take it back that's actually a really nice puss n braphole

>>7989176
>>7989187
beta orbiters detected

>>7989149
Nice injured toad faggot

>>7989074
Cosplaying is only fun for the drama.

>>7989070
Okay. You should be aware that I'm severely fucked in the head though and that I have nothing to lose. Buy me a plane ticket and please don't kill me.

>>7987660
I'm a wealthy wagecuck. If you got with me, you'd never have to show your titties on the Internet ever again. I do have a big black cock though.
I sent you $20 anyway.

I'm just staying to see if she moves to California for 1btc.

>>7989149
Holy that looks yummy

Posting in top kek thread

Fem anon I live in Canada. I am prepared to fly you out to my house in Vancouver bc. How much would it cost for you to live with me for one year and unlimited sex? I promise I would treat you well.name your price

r u azn?

>>7989202
i'm not paying shit faggot look at my previous posts. those are actually nice holes mate but still not worth $250 in btc

Hey, I am a wagecuck in SF making ~200k and lonely. I made decent amount in crypto. Can I contact you?

>>7989165

>>7989239
1BTC

>>7989239
>Fem anon
>How much would it cost for you to live with me for one year and unlimited sex? I promise I would treat you well.name your price

FUCKING KEK

>>7989149
Toasting in epic bread

>>7989260
Bitch you have like three or four requests. No wonder you're poor, they should be outbidding each other now.

It bothers me that these guys are making these offers without knowing what she looks like in the face hole.

>>7989209
email please

>>7989209
Fuck canadanon and the other californianon I’m stepping the bid up to 1.5 btc

The bubble is popping confirmed.

>>7989290
Can you two start a blog? I'm so fascinated by this. It might be the drugs though.

>>7989287
>worrying about the face when there's light switches and paper bags
how dumb are you anon

>>7989239
I live in Richmond, BC. I rather do you for $200 an hour

>>7989165
baby you are fine fine fine

>>7989239
And here i thought the "lesbians are desperate for love" was a meme.

Be warned you cripplingly lonely cucks

>I'm severely fucked in the head though and that I have nothing to lose.

This is a GIANT red flag. She'll fuck your life up and not even bat an eyelash, maybe on purpose or maybe by accident. Be warned lads.

t.
anon who survived a relationship with crazy bpd bitch. 20 stitches to show for it.

Fem anon ignore that other guy. I'm willing to give you 1 btc per month. I bought eth at $3 I am dead serious.

You can contact me at zonomon22@gmail.com

>>7989329
Lololol. Challenger appears! The drama thickens

>>7989329

Kek

>>7989305
This, genuinely interested where this is all leading up to now. Personally hoping that Canadian lesbo gets the highest bid.

itt: future crypto robbery victims

Okay let the bids roll: cryptothot@cumallover.me

To the others who are not willing to spend such amounts, I'm still delivering pictures if you want.

>>7989345
I don't think Canadian anon is a female. It was a lack of comma.

>>7989345
canada bro was just calling this chick femanon.

>>7989362
How much for a picture of your face?

>>7989362
I want to say "be safe" but I'm pretty sure you're the killer.

>>7989377
see >>7989000

dude can i get some coins

>>7989209
How can you guarantee you won't immediately divorce and talk half of everything and ride the childsupport for the next 18 years?

>>7989410
That's why you don't marry...wtf?

>>7989405
Nice Bobs baby

>>7989149
well fuck

I legit hope there is a neet happily ever after in this.

>>7989410
Because I'm a crazy bitch in a foreign country and will else likely end up homeless.

Is that really your email? That is pretty sketchy.

Canada is a sketchy place, and it snows. I want to see how the eth lesbo works out for you, I think I have a better proposal though.

MODS
NSFW and begging

>>7989437
Fuck off faggot we want to see how this ends

>>7989329
THIS WAS MY ONLY SHOT AND YOURE RUINING IT

>>7989433
If it doesn't work out, I'll hang out with you. We can be crypto bros

Inb4 she takes the flight ticket money and exit scams

For some reason the millionaires ITT haven't send a single email yet.

>>7989437
>working the worlds oldest profession
>begging

pick 1

this is great
why don't we have threads like this every night?

when the sjw's are shrieking at the top of their lungs as to why there arnt ''any women in crypto'' ill just think of this thread lul

>>7989444
>Wait till next time to know which despero fag wins!
>Will it be the fine NEET, or the fine NEET pretending to be a lesbian?
>Next time on the smelly bachelorette

>>7989482
too many men in crypto. It's time the smash the patriarchy and demand equality

>>7989476
That makes me sad. At least one other anon wants to see this work out too.

Which foreign county?

>>7989437
Fuck off you underage faggot, get the fuck out of my website.

>>7989476
You're on a board where we have rampant autists buying Chainlink and then wondering why it tanks 20% what did you expect?

>>7989477
it's called being a paywhore and it's unironically banned on the camwhore section of this site

>>7988178

Bruh that's legit 10

Fuck me

>>7987954
can't fool me, i have that realdoll

Are you asian? I will send 0.05 eth if so. Don’t even need to post face but some proof would be necessarily

>>7988757
Too bad even she is out of your league

>>7989526
She can post a picture of her eyes with the lower face covered.

>>7989512
I agree, just saying its not begging if she provides a service. Plus I wanna see how this plays out

>>7989149
>>7989165
Fap it

4u

>>7989521
>can't fool me, i have that realdoll

>>7989329
1 btc per month (!)
Whoa we got a baller over here
And yet you still only my 0.025 ETH in all your wallets, nobody else is even paying for a picture
Just be careful of /biz/ larpers >>7989362 anon.

>>7989526
I have no idea how I could proof this. I have an anime cat plush and perhaps a package of Mie Noodles and soy sauce?

>>7989547
This costs extra

>>7989547
Wew, that was fast.

>>7989547
>cutfag

>>7989563
>>7989537
This

>>7987954
fucking whore

>>7989476
Pls be in
B E L G I U M
E
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G
I
U
M

>>7989056

fuck spardot, bring back /a/ you cunt

.002 btc for a picture of your mouth and lips, with your tongue sticking out?

Love this thread, thank you whore thot for bobs and vagena

>>7985059
>greetings imperial citizens, what is occurring in this threa...

>by the emperor.

Kek, this thread is very amusing.
OP, post your waves adress! I'll shower you in /biz/coin and you only have do something involving sharpies for it.

another picture please

lets keep this going

>Women

LMAO. What a joke of a gender. For every self respecting one there's like a million hoes. Oh well.

>>7989656
thirsty pajeet is thirsty

>>7989547
nice dick

The absolute state of /biz/ cucks hory shit

>>7989165
Yo this pussy actually looks good.

>>7989671
welcome to planet earth nigga...enjoy your stay.

>>7989673
sir please show bobs and vagena

Hayy girl, what's your policy on shit coins. Can I buy in? Lulz

I emailed her(or her pimp). I think canadian bull dyke with the 3eth dildo is a fat neet larper.
Don't fuck this up for me faggits, this might be my 1 chance out of neet-dom.

>>7989673
lmao

>>7987954
I want everyone to just take a minute to quietly thank thotposters in your head for keeping the culture alive

thot I want to suck your pussy 5 hours make you feel good, you like? then I put my 1 foot dick in your asshole you like, make you feel good for the milk truck

>>7989165
show lasgna

>>7989637
>>7989656
Okay, I'm waiting

>>7989537
Second generation gene pool fiddling does this to you. I guess I'm caught up in a globalist limbo here with my mixed blood. Sorry, Stormfront.

>>7989637

goddamn do it

>>7989308
and the ability to close your eyes.

>>7989721
So you're a hapa? Or a blackasian? Or are you a flippino beaner lel

>>7989695
Fk u anon I’m anteing up to 2 btc

she's pajeet lol

RIP thread.

Mods whats not to love about watching someone auction themselves off? fuck thats high end entertainment right there

Hey darling, can you just post a pic of your bum, thanks!

>>7989721
You look like you totally lost your will to live, or stoned Idk.
Probably the first if you're here spreading your pussy wide open for $20.

>>7989794
you're too late you pajeet faggot

If the mods deleted those posts I swear to fucking God I will shitpost forever

>>7989807
Mods deleted it :(

Meanwhile, the mods left the dick pic intact.
s.m.h

Fuck did she get b&? Thanks mods i was about to finally get a gf

>>7989820

I DIDNT GET MY PIC YET FUCK YOU I HOPE THE STINKY LINKYS RUIN THIS BOARD AAAAGGGGGGGGGGGH

>>7989807
>He didn't save the pics

>>/biz/thread/S7985059
>>7989820
>>7989807
>>7989838
>>7989836

>>7989830
that's because mods are fags

take this as a lesson /biz/
thotpost forever

>>7989830
Mods are faggots, you know.

I saved the pics but I'm too bored to post them getting banned and having to change IP and clear the cookies...

Needs more brap worthy pics

>>7989323
This, especially with cucked western laws, playing a dangerous game

FUCK YOU MODS FUCK YOU I WILL DEDICATE THE REST OF MY LIFE TO DESTROYING THIS FUCKING BOARD

>>7989883
hahahaha

Emailed her. Confirmed ban.

w-what did i miss out on?

>>7989846
Too bad it didn't get her last post with the partial face pic.

>>7989914
We never get to have nice things

>>7989914
Tell her to get a vpn, privateinternetaccess is good and cheap

>>7989935
just some hot chick posting pics of her pussy and butthole
thats all
damn, you sure missed it, minutes ago

>>7989957

She got over $6000 for this thread

https://btc.com/1BnatrSdk9tardcCJPPbUonvn4AU4busDf

>>7989961
Shit my nig, you email her if you want her back. And if she's slutting herself for btc i don't think she can afford vpn.

>>7989961

vpn

betternet, its free

>>7990005
0.00196994 btc is $20...

>>7989239
Wtf is going on in this thread

>>7989994
:(

>>7990005
Girls sure have it rough, can't make any money

>>7990047
it was a nice change of pace
very nice

>>7989782
They don't show up when anon spams a thread with a blowjob pic every day but when we're actually having fun...

>>7990005
Seriously? Fuck.

Cali man didn't proviDe proof. May be larping. :<

I just want this girl to find love, Dammit.

>>7988410
fuck off newfag

>>7990128
Me too. It’s breaking my heart that my perfect pussy thotwife was taken from me prematurely

>>7990073
>>7990058
>>7990011
this is a blue board. some of us are at work.i reported this thread about 8 times. good to see the mods doing there job.

>>7990212
Mods are doing their job, but shouldn't you do yours?

>>7990212
Good job anon; whores should not be validated by (weak) men. It's one of the main reasons why The West is going down the shitter.

>>7990212
the hall monitor has spoken

>>7990212
>some of us are at work

Give your bosses email pls. I'd like to report on you.

>>7990073
whos spamming bj pics? are they good? damn, why do I always miss the good things.

>>7990212
Kek you’re such a fag

The mods on this forum ruined my life

>>7990370
Every day in the morning (europoor timezones)

>>7990370
and no they are not

zz1235

>>7985705
based sniffbrah

zx1415

>>7989405
as a roider this is my biggest fear. But he looks so DYEL no way this is from test-e. Guy must have guzzled cum and soymilk for 27 years.

>>7985059


This market is oversaturated at this point. Eastern yuro-women prefer the real deal, good old straight prostitution anyway, makes more money at the meaningless additional investment of your dignity.
Although from my point of view a simple hooker deserves more respect than a twitch camwhore.

>>7989096


Take care that your projector does not overheat running on full capacity for so long m8.