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I work in IT and people respect me. I actually do important stuff that has an impact on the world and helps society. I also have to do real work with spreadsheets for 40 hours a week, rather than looking at charts an hour a day and guessing if it will go up or down from my mom's basement. I also make real money I can spend on real things like rent for my nice studio apartment, something you losers will never have. Oh, and I actually have a girlfriend, something you guys will NEVER experience.

How does it feel knowing urban professionals, such as myself, look down on you losers with nothing but disdain?

>> No.7933160

>>7933128
you can invest and work at the same time you know. You sound unproductive.

>> No.7933174

>>7933128
>I work in IT and people respect me
stopped reading there, broke into fit of laughter

>> No.7933180

>>7933128
Shut up and make me a coffee

>> No.7933408

>I am real insecure please appreciate me as a human bean

>> No.7933427

>>7933128
t. works at helpdesk

>> No.7933852

>>7933128
Dear, OP.
Congrats, cocksucker.
I'm 26 years old, making $140k + bonuses. Plus, I have a decent crypto portfolio.
After continuing to live as if I were still on my college budget, I saved up enough money to buy my first house a few months ago.
Oh, and I have a girlfriend who is actually hot- something you will NEVER experience.

I'm not the type to brag, but you are a fucking cocksucker. "Urban professional," kiss my ass you New York (or California?) shit sniffer.

>> No.7933878

>>7933128
>I work in IT and people respect me
0/10 b8

>> No.7933906

Studio apartment lol

>> No.7933913

>>7933128
>IT
>People respect me

Good one m8. IT is literally this:
>Internet is working
>No one says anything
>Internet is not working
>"FUCKING IT SUCKS HERE FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT"

No one respects you, nice LARP.

>> No.7933954

>>7933852
wow you ate the whole thing, don't you feel kinda sick now?

>> No.7933985

i am 34 years old. the last time i spoke to a woman was 10 years ago. i live in my parent's basement and will likely die when they do, as I will receive no inheritance

>> No.7933999

FKN TOP KEK

IMPORTANT STUFF THAT BENEFITS THE WORLD?!

LIKE WHAT MAKE SURE THE FKN PRINTER WORKS KEK

I FIND OIL FOR A LIVING AND YOU'D BE IN A FKN CAVE WITH NO APARTMENT COMPUTER OR GF IF IT WASNT FOR THE POWER OF THE INDUSTRIAL REVOLUTION

>> No.7934050

>>7933128
wow your really living the dream there op you average lemming. Why don't you aspire to be more

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7934076

What are your feelings towards pic related?

>> No.7934109
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7934109

I work in finance and nobody respect me. I actually do pointless stuff that has no impact on the world and destroys society. I also have to run portfolio optimisers with spreadsheets during the week, rather than looking at emails an hour a day and guessing if my salary will go up or down from my cubicle. I also make meme money I can spend on meme things like monero for my nice cocaine addiction, something you losers will never have. Oh, and I actually have a tesla, something you guys will NEVER experience.

How does if feel knowing dealers on desks, such as myself, look down on you losers with nothing but disdain?

>> No.7934167

>>7933128
>>7934109
are we officially making this new OC copypasta now or what

>> No.7934176

>>7934076
Well i own one because i can actually afford it unlike people here who have the last bit of their savings that they havent already lost tied up in a ponzi scheme. Hell i might even buy another one for my gf.

>> No.7934185

>>7933128
Its totally fine to settle for making a normal living.

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>>7933128