/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>7855985
sorry you need 140+ IQ

>>7855985
Post a pic, faggot

Buy link

>>7856023
>>7855985
yeah post a pic faggot so I can jerk off to it to see if youre gay

well son, has anyone ever told you about crypto currency?

>>7855985
>130+ IQ
>needs to ask /biz/ how to get rich
Sorry you were born retarded

>>7855985
You might look like a chad but if your IQ was as high as you say, you’d already have the answer to your question

Enjoy being another useless wealthy chad who’s greatest accomplishment will be spending daddy’s money.

Kys

>>7855985
looks like you are already proficient at sucking your own dick. now just get the right lighting and post it on gay porn sites and I'm sure you'll be a millionaires soon, anon.

>sad loser on 4chan larping as hot smart guy

You realise youre more pathetic than all of us right?

Congratulations on your ego. Hubris is not a beautiful trait.

>>7856076
This

The answers is, you cannot be a millionaire with minimal effort, but you can make 8 very good trades and be a millionaire.

>>7855985
Whenever self-described "7/10" anons post pictures they always turn out to be solid fucking 2s. You're probably a 6 with a good haircut.

>>7856047
This

>>7855985
>>130+ IQ
>How do I become a millionaire with minimal effort /biz/?
HAHA!
fuck you larp.

>>7856037

Lold out loud

>>7856136
Having been a model at one of the world's top agencies, this is unlikely to be true. Not LARPing, but I don't expect you to believe me.

Modelling is unfulfilling.

I'm presently successful by all standard metrics, but I want more. Thought that biz might have some suggestions for someone living the life they wish they could live.

>>7856513
Install gentoo

>>7856679
linux mint '-'

>>7855985
that's easy OP, first you're going to want to go to a social place like a bar.
being the extremely attractive guy you clearly are you wait until someone approaches you.
you then have casual conversation with them. when they realise youre a raging faggot that doesn't stop bragging about himself they'll try to walk away.
Thats when you grab them, grab them and don't let go until they give you $100.

repeat 10,000 times, which shouldn't take long becuase you're so attractive so you'll be approached fast, but so narcissistic that they'll leave fast.

it's minimal effort becuase you can do it sitting down

>>7856904
Thanks, I'll try it out.

>>7855985
>I'm smort
>Can't figure out how to make money and needs to ask the singaporean basket weaving exchange

>Lying on an anonymous board

>>7855985
Model for crappy romance novel book covers. Sell variants of your pictures to all of the wannabe romance authors.

buy icx. 100x this year. buy omg 100x this + coinbase listing. buy EOS at least 10x this year. peace out fucking faggot

>>7857613
I'm not keen on modelling anymore. Would rather directly leverage my attractiveness through other means.

>>7855985
Based on the photo, i hear there is some good money in Gay porn.

>>7856513
>I don't expect you to believe me.
That's is wise of you.

>>7856047
This

>legitimate crypto discussion gets maybe 5 posts before being 404'd
>this thread will get 200+ replies
this board is dead

IQ is a meme, my IQ is 137 and I' poor as shit, I sweep the floor in pizza hut and cry into my keyboard every night.

130 iq, asks how to do it... quality larp

>>7857762
I'll try this, thanks.

wtf is wrong with you biz
what happend with the golden rule how to become rich quick
are you all new here?

>>7859683
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>>7856037
loled inside

>>7855985
>130+ IQ
Are you just guessing your IQ?

>>7855985
all you need to do is buy high and sell low

>>7855985
Be a camboy.
I've read popular camgirls can earn as much as $20k/month (and the top ones can make that in a week or less).

And the gay side supposedly pays even better.
Just gotta be prepared to stick things in your pooper.

>>7859773
He took two different online tests and they both said above 130! They can't both be bullshit, right?(they're all bullshit)

>>7855985
>I’m aestetically pleasing.

>I won’t post a pic of myself. But here is s guy I look like.

You should come over. You seem hot

>>7855985
gay4pay

>>7855985
Former model here also. If you were anywhere near successful you should have learned the ins and outs of lighting and styling for shoots while you were working, especially if your IQ is close to what you claim. Or just get one of your stylist or photographer friends and make an insta account take good photos and plug products. It's a really easy side-project once it gets rolling people will start approaching you and you wont have to work to find products as hard. If you feel like doing some extra work start your own product to shill doing this it can literally be w.e you want as long as it fits the theme of your channel.

>>7860041
Yeah, I've strongly considered doing this. Do you do it?

>>7856008
even 131 would be enough

>>7855985
post photo of yourself with time stamp
you know we are all gay here

>>7860440
I don't personally I have a good job that I enjoy more. I have helped one of my friends who runs one a lot though. The first 10k follows is hard to garner but if you know how to leverage it it goes well, try to get a lot of shoutouts with current model friends and stuff to springboard. I would recommend having a personal flair to it idk what your hobbies are but it's really easy to connect with people if you share a genuine interest and it provides huge opportunity to market t shirts or w.e meme stuff to the subculture you're into. My friend who runs one is into weed and makes their own jewlery so they sell a lot of jewlery and weed related stuff in addition to what they sell for themselves.

>>7860511
130 > me > 131
>FUCK

>>7856047
this.

i know someone who looks like this and he eats the same thing every day works 9 hours a day and works out 2 hours a day every day

he has sex with tons of girls and im just not impressed, its not a life i want

>>7855985
Op is a nigger

>>7861569
ew

>>7855985
Did you download that pic just for this post or was it already saved on your harddrive?

>>7861636
both

Just kys if you need biz's help to become rich you e-statting faggot

>>7861734
>This
If you're asking /biz/ for financial advice you're definitely not 130+ IQ

>>7861769
130 < sperg 160

>>7857717

can i just say nobody is going to want to help you anon because everyone here sees you as already having everything in life and crypto is the one last thing that we have to feel better about ourselves,

>>7855985

also your post reflects this above sentiment perfectly. You are asking for a free way in life with minimal effort like you are accustomed to and have always taken for granted from birth. Why should somebody who has had it so easy be given more?

It is probably a shame because you are probably intelligent and have a creative mind too that people dont know or dont see you as having. If you want to do something more fulfilling in life then start by looking at yourself and how you see who you are and how other people see you as. Otherwise you will forever be just a model with a vapid personality if thats all you and other people see yourself as

>>7856039
fucking LEL... yeah bruh.. buy some bitcoin

that shit is doing TERRIFIC.

>>7861823
Upvote, great comment.

>>7855985
>model
>bragging on /biz/

lol

>>7861823
You have to go back, faggot

>>7862017
be nice

Easy attractive anon, move to the OC. Find one of the many cougar divorcees. Make great fuck, get paid well from her alimony.

>>7862534
Considered doing something of the sort. Perhaps in Bondi, Sydney.

>>7856047
This.

>>7855985
sell your boipussy

>>7862717
You buying?

>>7862622
Dude, it's failsafe. Just be upfront that you want to boytoy. I'm my experience, they mostly just crave attention. Only a few great fuck sessions but mostly an ear . Become a great listener. That's what gets you paid in gigalo hustles. I got safari(backstage pass) once for coachella just for making a 40 yr old look great for her friends.

>>7856047
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>>7855985
better hurry up and find a sugar momma
u got 2 years before your /fit/ turns into /shit/

>>7863655
nice

>>7857834
>legitimate crypto discussion
Oh yeah, like the thousand pink wojak threads every dip or “Buy [insert shitcoin here] guise or you’ll be poor forever” or the stinky linky posters. This board was dead on arrival.

>>7855985
is anyone going to argue that fags arent raiding /biz/ and trying to take it over for faggotry now?

>>7855985
If you are actually very attractive and well spoken you could gain national attention by becoming a leader of the alt right..look at spencer

>>7863866
Racist, not that racist.

>>7855985
Former professional model here. Post your agencies so i can laugh.

>>7855985
Suck 1 mil dicks its not even hard, now post pics faggot.

>>7855985
Fellow genetic lottery winner here with ~145 IQ here. I've never been interested in money so I've just kind of slowly grew my career over the years. I'm more than content now at 130k. You should be smart enough, perhaps just not old enough to realize the easiest way to make money is by doing something you enjoy. If you're interested in something and work on it, the money will follow. You likely won't become a millionaire working for someone else, so start your own business as soon as you're financially prepared to launch it.

>>7864543
nice larp

>>7864386
How about you post yours so I can laugh at them?

>>7855985
Post an actual pic of yourself or gtfo lying retard