/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>7850623
but are u working? if not holy fuck, how are u still alive mate

>>7850623
this is your chance bro take the right decisions and you will make it.

DYOR

>>7850623
doing literally anything sounds like a step in the right direction

>>7850623
If you like traveling or being abroad, try to get a tefl and teach english in Cambodia. You won't make a lot of money but it'll be better than working at some shitty retail job where everyone bitches at you

>>7850623
Job agencies, or apply to warehouses. After a year of warehouse jobs, look for front end positions. Alternatively if you got money+smarts+passion = college in STEM.

>>7850623
>kill parents
>now you don’t have to move out but you still have a place of your own

>>7850623
Workout daily, this will help with self discipline.
Look for a job/better job.

Whats hell about it? I live at home, collect neet bucks, am 29 year old. Im comfy

>>7850634
No, I'm also unemployed. I check the job offers every day but I'm not qualified for any of them.

>>7850668
If I don't know what I'm doing, I'm just going to waste more time, and I feel like I really can't afford to do that.

>>7850711
I'm not a native English speaker though, I'm Italian. And yes, I've thought about teaching Italian but you need a degree for that.

>>7850722
I joined a job agency years ago, but they're useless. They wanted me to waste time doing shitty online courses that teach you nothing of value and don't even release any certificate. There are no warehouses, I live in a small town.


>>7850773
I workout almost every day, I'm stronger and look better than before but I wouldn't say it helped with self discipline.

>>7850779
There are no neet bucks in my country...

>>7850844
>I live in a small town.
You gotta go online.
fiverr,com and amazonmechanicalturk to get started. Do and sell any skill you can, even if you suck, you'll get better.

>>7851024
>suck

>>7850779
>NEET bucks
Degenerate

It's so damn easy to get a job through an employment agency. Just try it again, they will place you at temporary jobs (that will build experience) or even a long term.
It's the least you can do, you fucking damn know you need to do something and go out of your comfortzone.

>>7850844
>I'm Italian
I thought 95% of all Italian males over 30 still lived with their parents eating pasta tendies because of shitty housing market and unemployment? In this particular case maybe it's not only your own retardedness but also that you live in a retarded country that cannot provide means for a man to provide for himself and a family.

>>7850844
lol u legit sound like a whiny faggot. go get a job. literally any job. there is no job on planet earth that is too good for u. work and get experience and get the fuck on with ur life. u r 32 years old, the meme stopped being funny about 7 years ago u worthless scum

>>7850623
You don't have to work and have no financial responsibility at 32 and you think you're in hell? kek. Get a job, buy a car and a house, get a wife and kids and then realize how fucking good you had it, really.

>>7851149

>>7850623
unironically, crypto is the place for you!

>>7850844
If you like working out you can try to earn a personal trainer certificate and work at a gym.
If you have funds and have a decent idea of cooking, Italian restaurants are a cash cow in southeast asia and east asia.
You seem to speak English well. So maybe you can try some freelance translation jobs.
Just don't feel so shitty about yourself man.

>>7850623
you work out daily? Fuck... Become "personal trainer" Charge people 20 Eur per hour.

Prepare fitness routines for them (there are plenty online) and diet plans.

Offer online service for them... Basically watch them workout and correct them via webcam. Fuck.. I would pay 5 Eur per session of online coaching. And you can coach multiple people at the same time that way. Try to find a couple of dudes on /fit/ who are thinking about getting fit...

>>7850844
Literally the inside the brain of a loser

excuses, excuses, excuses

Losers don't take chances in life

I'm 23 and own my house because I wasn't a lazy faggot

Pump in 1 hour. Join in now...

https://goo dot gl/7ixGXd

>>7851057
Havent seen this meme in two years
You the faggots shilling SDRL back in the day?

>>7851024
>You gotta go online.
Yeah, that's what I thought, but it's harder than it seems. I had an account on fiverr for months, selling articles and translations, but I rarely got any offers, and when I did, they expected me to basically work for free. Those sites are dominated by people from the third world, who don't mind earning $5 for a day's worth of work.

Amazonmechanicalturk is literally slave labour, they pay something like 3 cents for 20 minutes of work.

>>7851115
Maybe it is in your country, like I said I already joined one such agency years ago, and they didn't help me one bit. Some of my friends had the same experience.

>>7851120
That's just a meme, pretty much all my friends have jobs and/or live by themselves (or with their wives).

>>7851203
I don't have any money to lose on crypto.

>>7850623
Loser neet go get "comfy" with some rope

>>7850844
You can try watch Jordan Peterson on youtube. Regardless of what you and other people can think about him as a person, his ideas helped many people to get their lives on track. I certainly was inspired and it's much easier for me now to struggle with negative thoughts and obstacles in life.

>>7851911
Any lectures you recommend?

I have seen a bit of him and he gives good advice but it's not life changing shit for me.

>>7851680
Go online and start looking for a job in some tourist destination (maybe Ibiza, idk), work as a waiter, spend as little money as you can and start building your life from there,

>>7850779
what NEET bucks, wtf you are talking about?

>>7852014
mommy money

>>7850623
How have you not done anything about it yet anon I'm 23 and im already dying inside

>>7850623

1. you don't need job experience - make shit up and adapt quickly

2. change your state of mind ... you will succeed if you try hard enough

3. nothing wrong with moving anywhere you can get a job OR looking for jobs you wouldn't have considered at first

you don't change you "die"

>>7851963

Nevermind how he arrives at his major point which is that you need to sort out your own god damned life and you do that by starting very small where you are right now and you aim at something bigger down the line. This is common sense stuff that either nobody ever told you or you never took seriously. Or worse, you think you're above it for some reason.

This sounds like a good idea for example >>7851974 . And don't tell me you're above doing that. Because you're not, at least for the moment. You speak English at least, which is actually pretty valuable skill in a country like Italy.

>>7850623
buy Chainlink

>>7850623

>>7851963
I don't really remember some particular videos which would be the most helpful, there is also a lot of purely university stuff which can be unrelevant for you, so i guess you should investigate it yourself.
You also can read his last book (12 rules for life) which is kind of a summary of his ideas. There is epub and audioversion on torrents if you can't really afford it.
He is more about philisophy and attitude to life but i really think it's helpful to people in your situation. You should just start implement some principles in your life even if you are not really buying it. Act before believe and all that stuff.

>>7850844
I'll pay you 5 dogecoin an hour to teach me Italian. I'm going to need it when I become a millionaire and come to your country to fuck

>>7852041
>>7850623
Why don't you become a deliveroo rider?

>>7850623
>no debt

dude literally just do anything

>>7852166
Sounds great but it's only for UK residents.

>22
>degree and job
>still living with parents

I'm Italian. I'm 22 though.
This country fucking sucks...you really have no idea.
You can get a job only by asking to some friends or parents.

>>7852073
Unironically this. If you do it, report back in 1 year

>>7850623
put all your money in BAT and hold

>>7852346
why not team up with OP and start a business?

>>7852432
What kind of business can 2 neets with no capital start? Gay porn?

>>7852432
^ this

>>7850623
write the definitive NEET novel.

>>7850844
>I'm not a native English speaker though, I'm Italian.
Nigger, nobody cares in Southeast Asia. Especially not in Vietnam or Cambodia.

And trust me, you'll find way bigger losers there than you. People who have tried everything and failed. People who have never won but only ever lost.

Vietnam and Cambodia especially have become the trash dumps of the West, complete fuckup human refuse goes there to live like kings compared to most locals.

Are you simply a fucking loser who will never get his shit together? Then Vietnam is for you.

Are you class A human garbage who plays in the Fuck up big leagues (criminal record, drug problem, arrest warrant, debilitating psychological problems, criminal sex perversions etc)? Off to Cambodia you go.

Are you white Italian from the north? You should find a job teaching English in 2 weeks tops.

Are you a Southener with MOORED.COM genes? Gonna take 3-4 weeks and expect fewer and shittier choices, you'll have to take what you can get.

No certificate needed for shittier ones. You'll have to lie and say you're from an Anglo country. Not to the guy finding you clients, to your clients themselves. Dont worry they can't tell the difference even if you sound like Super Mario. I've met people who are barely intelligible in English and taught English there. Gooks don't care, they're just happy some foreigners (preferably white) care about their shitheap country.

Be quick though, a lot of losers are catching on that they can just do this, and a lot of locals are catching on that their countries are becoming human trash dumps for the West.

If you fail at this legitimately consider suicide.

>>7850623
it's never too late anon, step by step you'll make it, you just have to start
what this anon said >>7850668

Watch the movie Larry Crowne. Seriously. Many folks will tell you that you DONT need a college degree.

You know why I think you need one? Because you said so in your greentext. If you do not overcome this shit, you'll never get past it. Even if you find a job, you'll lie in bed at night worrying about that new fresh out of college hire that's going to take your job.

It will DEFINE you. Don't let it. Just fucking do it. It's actually simple. Get a Loan. Go to community college. Have a go at life.

>>7850623
Post the state of your room.

>>7852810
He's italian tho. I think they don't have community colleges.

>>7852014
>>7852026
welfare

>26
>shower every day
>go to the gym
>keep a decent hair cut
but
>in uni but might as well not be
>no prior work experience
>no will to work at all
>no will to study at all

In the immediate term? Get a fucking warehouse or FedEx/UPS job. Use your new income to get a cheap apartment and a gym membership. Keep your place neat and organized. Eat healthy.

Next steps: look at careers with open jobs and that don't need a college degree. Blue collar work and IT are both hotbeds for this. My step brother work in heating and cooling with a 9 month certificate. He has a felony and makes probably 40 - 50k a year. Once he makes journeyman in a few more years he'll net 80k. There are similar IT/coding programs that will get you certificates. Get some code monkey job.

You could be too far behind by this point to get a truly slam dunk career. Get enough money to keep the tax man off your back and earn yourself some independence. Outside of work use your time to get into shape and cultivate hobbies and skills. Get a girl if you want. Once you've got your own place, some money in the bank, and are /fit/ with some direction you can get a cutie to live with you.

Putasa, what are you doing with your life? You live in Europe, you don’t need to worry about higher education or health care. So right there you have about a 40-50% advantage over Americans because you don’t need to worry about that financial burden. You need to get your ass disciplined and get in school to learn something theoretical or learn a trade. Assuming whatever you pursue from today takes approximately 2-4 years for a proper education or a trade, you will be finished by the time you are 36, which isn’t that bad. You will still have a solid 30 years to make good money working towards a decent life; house, vehicles, wife, family, investments, retirement etc. you can also work part time while you are studying in school to invest in crypto. Go to every single restaurant in your shit town and apply to be a dishwasher if you have to. Also, if there are see no good schools and restaurants in your town, enroll in the nearest college and move ASAP. What your problem is-is that you are falling back on your reasons/comfort zone for being unsuccessful. You need to break that habit, and break it NOW. Take action, stop being a pussy, move forward, don’t stop, try to succeed, and fail. And try again, and fail once must if you must. But the third time, I assure you, if you have ambition and strength YOU WILL SUCCEED. Man the fuck up and take action on your life immediately.

>>7851680
Mturk can make you money. You have to do the work. You have to search and have a strategy. That goes with anything. I make $30-50 on there daily.

>>7852346
You try mining Dinasty coin? It's used only in Italy. I'm mining it for the hell of it. Maybe go to Italy one day and spend the coins. https://coinmarketcap.com/currencies/dinastycoin/

>>7852161
All Italian bitches are ugly as fuck. Most of them are small goblins.

>>7852068
This. Get a job in tourism. Make pizza at a pizzeria. You speak English, tourists love that. Ask mommy for a little bit of money so you can move to the big city for a few months so you can look for a job. Make up job experience to fill any long gaps in your CV. Also, stay positive man! You live in Italy, it's not a total shithole, you speak at least two languages and you have the internet.

Also, stay away from online work, idk why people recommend fiverr and turk, they're oversaturated with third worlders. Anyway, you could try putting up an ad on Craigslist for personal training, or maybe look for a job in a gym? You said you work out so, maybe you are in decent shape.

you don’t. you fucked yourself

>>7851680
you could do airdrops and bounties to get started with crypto.

>>7852247
try going to australia for a year you can work ant they pay decent money
There is an age limit tho so check it

>>7850623
>32 with no job experience
How fucking shitty are your parents? Jesus Christ. They fucked you up bad. You need to get a shit-tier food service job and bust your ass into a leadership role, then look for better work, rinse and repeat. With any luck you can retire at 85 lmao.

>>7854078
or with some cunning and a face slap in the mirror, by 38-50

>>7850623
Study something practical with basically guaranteed job after: nurse, plumber, welder etc

>>7850722
Did you get the impression op has smarts, money and passion? christ

>>7854120
OP is 32 with no education or work experience and lives with mommy and daddy. Cunning is already out of the question. He's a hairy overgrown toddler.

>>7850623
Impara a sviluppare applicazioni web c'è tantissimo lavoro

>>7850623
20x short bitcoin bro.
Or start dealing drug

>>7850623
the best /biz/ advise is in this post
((((((((((((Get some knee pads)))))))))))))

>>7853212
are u me. but im studying cs

>>7854249
Ci avevo pensato, ma è un lavoro di merda, la tecnologia evolve così rapidamente che devi continuamente riaggiornare le tue conoscenze per non essere lasciato indietro, devi lavorare anche nei finesettimana e alla mia età sei già considerato vecchio.

>>7850623
I don't even know how this is possible this age. Assuming that you finish school when you were 18. What did you do for 14years that you never got a job or degree???

>>7850623
We weren't meant to be slaves. Fuck Society.

>>7850844
theres plenty of jobs you can get with no degree. im literally you and spent last summer working road construction. i've done all kinds of shit. i've drove semi trucks and even worked retail a few years.

theres tons of shit you can do. if you don't want to work hard then maybe get a restaurant job waiting tables or some shit.

for fucks sake man stop being lazy.

>>7852166

lol, stinky linkies carrying their backs around.

>>7854348
I spent most of that time in front of my laptop, shitposting on 4chan, playing videogames and exploring the web. Yeah, I know, I'm a loser.

>>7854351
Agreed, society can go fuck itself, but I'm tired of being a burden on my parents.

>>7854352
Literally every job offer I see requires some kind of certificate and/or prior work experience. Restaurants don't want to hire 32-year-old men as waiters, they want young girls. Fuck, I wish I was a girl, I could just sell my used panties to perverts online and never have to work a day in my life.

>>7854554
I assume you are on some kind of welfare. You know that people on welfare have a lot of courses available for free? I'm currently working part time and can claim welfare and because of that I can do a accounting certificate for free.

>>7852026
my god

the state of biz

>>7850623
lead pill

>>7854554
You faggot you're complaining about women never having to work a day their life and here you are 32 years old and never worked a day in your life this is pathetic. BUT IT'S HARD GUYS NO ONE WANTS ANYONE WITHOUT EXPERIENCE. Fuck off take your excuses somewhere else and please stop wasting everyone else's life here trying to help you

>>7854652
No, there is no welfare for neets in Italy. If it wasn't for my parents, I'd be living under a bridge. Free courses, lol, I wish. Some guy asked me 3500 euros for a two-month course on how to work with leather.

>>7850623
I was in a similar situation. Finished only high school, played Warcraft 3 for years on end. Earned my first dollar at 28 doing freelance writing, sold a 2-page story about a puppy for $35. The first thing I did was go and get a haircut.

>>7852581
Dying at this post because it's so true. Going to both Vietnam and cambodia this spring to live like a king while my parents want me to get a worthless degree.

Frenchman here, so it's even better that I can be proud to colonise some more junglenigger pussy like my ancestors did, and keep fucking up their countries while they think I am doing something great.

So much >this.

>>7854554
Seriously tho, what's stopping you from asking mommy for a couple spare bucks and buying yourself some kneepads.

>>7850623
Short BTC at 1x leverage to start.

>>7850623
also for inspiration check out /trv/. They have some good threads up atm about TEFL in SEA. Also you don't need to worry about costs if you can find an employer willing to pay for your flight over for an interview. Good luck anon, we'll both make it

>>7851258
You have title to the house. You do not own it until you pay your 40 yr mortgage

>>7854916
>>7854970
I'll consider it. Good luck to you too, monsieur.

>>7850623
I feel you OP, I thought I was in deep shit. But you are even deeper.

If you were from my town, we might become best friends (no homo).

>27 years old
>still living with parents
>no job, no work experience, only experience with investments in real estate and financial markets
>no GF
>no friends
>have not been on holiday since 2011
>central Europe
>only had sex with escorts few times (last time was 15 months ago, pathetic)
>regular exercise (track & field athlete)
>about to graduate this year with BA in Economics & Management
>own house worth $175,000, but live there with my parents, which I cannot throw out
>own investment property worth $250,000 (annual gross rental income $18,000)
>$20,000 worth of stocks
>$10,000 cash reserve on my account
>total debt consisting of mortgage: $7,000

Ma daily routine:
>study 2 hours a day
>sitting in front of computer analyzing business data, chatting with nolifers and screening for possible investments 10 hours a day (basically lost time)
>watch movies 3 hours a day
>train 1 hour a day
>sleep 8 hours a day

The only con is, that my parents are broke and they force me to support them financially. In the end of year, after paying taxes, I am left out with about $10k to invest.

>>7851138
This. Young fags these days are so fucking entitled. I don't want to start spewing Boomer memes but seriously, be a fucking a janitor, flip burgers, whatever the fuck you want to prove you're not a pile of shit. As an employer if I look at a resume and see no higher education AND no or very little job history, next candidate.

>>7850623

https://youtu.be/RoGdMpdZXzs

>>7850623
Learn an on demand skill like programming or design - these don't necessarily need a degree.

You can also learn trade skills too and be an electrician, mechanic, carpenter, plumber, etc. A lot of these pay $50k+ a year, and can pay much more if you start your own company. Most people who learn a trade skill are actually doing better than the average person who's gone to college now.

>>7854554
probably you are internet addicted too which is bad and it's a consequence of your depression.
The first thing is to address your depression

>>7855439
Your situation doesn't sound too shitty, anon. It's probably just your lack of social life that makes you feel bad about it. You're definitely gonna make it. Disregard females, acquire friends. Women are nothing but bitches and whores.

>>7855661
I tried learning programming a couple of types, teaching myself Python and Javascript. I hated every minute of it. I don't think that's the kind of job you can do even though you hate it, especially when you're competing with people who love it and spend all their spare time learning more about it. Design seems interesting but I have no idea where to start.

I don't know how it works in your country, but in Italy we have different high schools (with different curricula) that prepare you for one career or another. If you want to get a technical job, you need to have gone to a technical school. Unfortunately I went to a classical school where we studied Greek and Latin.

>>7855953
I used to be slightly addicted and depressed but not any more.

>>7856026
*a couple of times

>>7852581
Interested. How hard is it to learn vietnamese or whatever the hell they speak in cambodia? How fluent in their language would you need to be to teach them english?

>>7856026

That's good so you are not in real hell anymore.
Next step is finding a job. Now if I were you I would take any working opportunity

>>7850623
>all in VEN
>wait 6 months
>if you havent made it by then take hang yourself with the nearest spaghetti

>>7850623
Mark Zuckerberg is 33

> is worth 70 Billion+ dollars
>top 10 most powerful men alive
>married with kids
>Next US president in 2020

you have one year...

>>7856556
>Next US president in 2020
Wrong.
>top 10 most powerful men alive
Wrong again.

>he thinks Jeff bezos is the most rich person on the planet

>>7856556
You have to be human in order to get elected president

>>7850623
>mfw i am u
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>7850623
>all in VEN
>wait 6 months
>buy new parents
>buy new college

This is cool: https://selfauthoring.com/ helped me a lot.

One thing the author says you should do is write in great detail about your ideal future (heaven) and worst nightmare (hell). Once you have figured that out, everytime you have to make a decision, consider if it brings you closer to heaven or hell.

>>7852581
I can't stop laughing holy shit

>>7850623
>>no degree or job experience
Get a degree then get a job.

>>7851680
>dont have any money to lose in crypto.
>>>>>>
my guy. if i had no job at all i'd love to sit around daytrading in crypto. can you really not afford 2 euro worth of something?

>>7850623

>>7854916
>junglenigger
>pussy
replace jungle with wine and it would make sense a frenchie wants to live there

>>7858269
>Not preparing 6K+/year vine plants for a vineyard.

I do have french genes I guess.

>>7850623
First interesting thread on biz in a month.
If you are 32, your parents are probably in their mid 60’s. Resist 5 more years and wait for the flippening of roles. You are going to have to take care of your parents and manage the money when they grow senile dementia. After that, you will heir some kind of money when they die (or likely the house). After that, fuck it, you’ll have not to worry about being a bruden to anybody no more.

Learn a trade or get into IT. Work construction with illegals.

>go to Vietnam with my cryptobux to inseminate some gook prostitutes
>out on the town
>SUV pulls up next to me on the street and a drunk middle aged Vietnamese woman starts shouting at me and beckoning me over
>what.jpg
>fuckit, walk over and say hello
>she explains to me in broken english that she wants me to come with her to her cafe and have breakfast
>its 3am
>sure why not
>get into SUV
>she has a private driver and a personal bodyguard
>oops, I'm being kidnapped
>but not really, we go to the cafe
>her cafe
>in the building she owns
>in downtown ho-chi-min city
>explains to me that she thinks I am cute and wants to know me
>she's slender as a twig, late 30's, kind of gooky in the face in that rice farmer way
>also apparently stinking fucking rich with commie money
>do I really want to go down this rabbit hole?
>yes
>spend the next month fucking the shit out of a millionaire Vietnamese heiress while the drags me around her country to various high end establishments, seemingly with the purpose of having sex on every piece of furniture available
>feel my life force slipping away
>she is insatiable, and more than a little crazy
>pay for testosterone injection in my asscheek, so that I can keep going
>she's throwing equivalent of thousands of dollars around every day
>I'm her white fuckboy
>She pampers me and dresses me how she wants
>Demands that whenever I feel horny, I should just use her how I see fit
>basically she expects to be 'raped' at least a couple times a day
>feel my life force diminishing further by the day
>make an excuse that I need to return to my country to see my family
>she wants me to come back ASAP
>her security passes me a check for the equivalent of around $7k USD explaining that it is to 'pay for tickets'.
>part ways

and that is how I became a male prostitute for a wealthy Vietnamese woman, in her home country

>>7850623
How the fuck did you go this long without getting a job/degree? My parents forced me to get a job at 19

become a trader

and also ignore all these idiots insulting you.

>>7850623
>28yo
>still living with parents (cause fuck paying $1,200/m in rent)
>degree and working for 11years (worked while going to Uni, fuck student debt)
>have over $50,000 injected into the markets from paychecks over the years
>trying to decide if I want to buy an LS aircraft kit, or a .50cal semi-auto bullpup rifle..

You probably should have gotten a job back when you were about to get out of high school, you lazy fuck.

>>7859461
getting a job at 19 without experience is a lot easer than getting one at 32. People don't want to hire 32 year olds for jobs that require no experience.

It's never too late. I just got my first job at 27 after I got sick of r9k encouraging me to be a neet. Get out there bro.I got a job stocking shelves in a supermarket

>>7854996
You can never own a property outright. You always owe property taxes.

>>7850727
I was waiting for someone to suggest this, surprised it took six posts

>>7859542
all your work colleagues probably think you're some weird old loser though.

>>7850623
Just how clever are you? Are you good in learning new things? Like math?

>>7852346
Bs. I am italian, I did my thesis with a corp and I got a job there with permanent contract right out of uni. I knew nobody there, but then again I am not your average joe

>>7853095
Yeah no, we actually have free public university and it is pretty good quality. So basically the op has no excuse.

>wagecuck at McDonald’s or some shit
>university of South Africa bachelor’s degree (dirt cheap)
>teach English in South Korea (free airplane and apartment)
>throw $500 into crypto every month

Easy

>>7856982

that would be Putin

>>7859370
Big if true

>>7850623
Go to construction areas, it's the best way to find a job for neets. It's not easy and requires some muscles, but you'll get into it in a short period of time. You'll improve your strength and make some money.

>anon gives a good advice
>OP refuses to follow it and gives a shitty excuse

>>7850623
You ever heard of this thing called crypto? I hear it's pretty popular among these parts.

>>7850623

go back to Africa and live like a king

>>7850623
unironically: it's too late for you

i say this because you need a college degree to get a job, preferably in something highly technical like electrical engineering, and i seriously doubt you have the discipline or intelligence to achieve this given your prior history

pretty much 25 years old is the last chance for you to make any major change to your life before you become a laughingstock and even then, that's extremely late

>>7850623
Apply for labouring jobs on building sites.

>Will teach you the value of hard work
>Learn a new skill you might actually enjoy
>Most social working environment you will ever be in. The craic on a building site is absolutely unbeatable
>Get fit and get in shape just by working
>Decent salary without any qualifications
>Will force you into good habits of getting up early and making the most of your day
>Despite what you might think if you put in a bit of effort you will fit in. Might take a while if your used to sitting around doing nothing, but show a bit of determination and your boss will give you respect for trying.

>>7852581

Mother of lel

>>7856078
Literally impossible tier. Cambodian you can forget entirely because they use some weird-ass squiggle alphabet so you can forget about it entirely.

Vietnamese at least uses the Latin alphabet but with 9000 different special accents so it's impossible to pronounce properly.

Luckily you don't need to know any. If the people you are teaching are under 30 they know decent English most of the time already if they're getting private classes.

Just consider it the closest thing westerners have to being Syrian refugees. The goal is not to become a productive member of society, it's to maximum fleece deluded locals who give you basically free money and pussy because they have a completely deluded mental image of you as opposed to what you really are.

If you meet a somewhat successful local who knows what's up know they hold you in the same regard you hold refugees in because it's essentially what you are.

You are a loser
But hey at least you're white. Be happy in that

>>7861841
>italians
>white

hoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

>>7850623
First you need to invent a time machine. Then, go back to at least when you were 23, and get your shit together then. 23 is the deadline for fucking off. At 32, you're shit out of luck. Crypto gains is your only chance.

>>7850623
Actually, if you couldn't come up with something by now, at least get some sort of degree and a wagecuck position, you'll probably be chewed to bits in crypto. You're probably looking at manual labor, bit your clock on that is running thin too. You got another 5 years until you're dealing with a bulging disc in the lumbar.

>>7852581
this is actually good advice for you loser fuck ups out there

>>7850623

Apply for the jobs unqualified, you have no idea how little those requests mean, literally have one of them and you are good, you learn along the way anyway since all companies are different

Look decent, workout choose something you want to do and do in free time, you will get good enough to make a business out of it in 3 years, by 40 you are top notch

>>7850623
I was in the same boat as you until one day I said fuck it and started applying for jobs no matter how far they were from where I live as long it was within a one mile reach of public transportation.

>>7853762
italian girls are great at sex

yeah op , just fucking get out there. you miss every shot you dont take. literally.

>>7852581
>VMadYUCH
Vee Mad Yuch (IeI)
>>7850623
Vee Mad Yuch OP, youse-a shouldd be listening too deese spaget bending ace-hola. Seriously it doesnt sound like a half bad idea.

I think allot of us are on welfare in the 23-29 age bracket. Feels bad but its just the way it is. Working min wage You actually LOSE money spending on gas and lunches.

If you are italian, and fit, you are not likely to be ugly. Be a giggolo, you fucking retards invented that word for fucks sake. Forget about Asia, South America is what you are looking for.

I feel you bro, about same age buy I have a degree and know other trades, work freelance to be able to care for older parents and is alright. If I hadn't those things (degree, work) I would have surely KMS long time ago. gl OP.

>>7853594
This. Hang around on the daily HIT threads on MTurk Crowd or a similar forum and for the love of fuck get the MTurksuite addon by Kadauchi, it's impossible to find good work without it or something similar. From there making, at least $50 a day off of MTurk is relatively simple once you have a decent number of jobs submitted to pad yourself from rejections/meet minimal requirements for a lot of jobs.

It is incredible to me how many people dismiss it entirely after spending five minutes looking at the front page and doing no research on how to make it work whatsoever. If you spend enough time on it and are lucky enough to get good qualifications then you can absolutely make 100 a day off of it, there are plenty who do.

>>7852496
When will someone do this? I have wanted to do the same

>>7852581
>Are you simply a fucking loser who will never get his shit together? Then Vietnam is for you.

yeah right. average backpackers are highly educated upper middle class kids in asia. especially in vietnam where there are less tourism

>>7863889

>>7864971
Have you not seen those fucking "monks" in NY who leech tourists?

>>7853594
>>7864136
How much can you average per hour? I used to use those slave labor sites where you spend 30 minutes on a survey before it rejects you. I'm assuming Mturk works slightly better but it can't be that much better.

>>7850623
You already didn't. I mean obviously its too late now.

>>7864726
They're retards who graduated in nojob studies from the university of daddy's money who are "finding themselves" for a year (read: better stumble upon a money making idea before it's time to go home and work at Starbucks) who put shit like "wanderlust" and a who the fuck cares list of flags of countries they've been to in their Tinder profile.

Boomer money is the only thing that separates them from complete losers like OP.

>>7852014

Fuck I hate newfags so much.

>>7859370
look like you live the dream life but in a nightmare, i kinda jealous
I'm a 70%Chad frenchie, do i have my chances to end up like you if i go to vietnam ?

>>7850623
>parents
>plural
Lucky you. Don't take that for granted.

>>7850623
If you are that old without a job you probably don't really give a fuck about anything. I'm 28 and personally I can't force myself to care about things. I'd probably just kill myself if I could though.

>>7864971
Adolf Hitler: failed artist at 30 until he tried to free us all.

>>7850623
Work out alot. Be a gigolo. If I had it all to do over again I'd be a gigolo bro!