/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>7848022
I say hi to him and wish him the best. May the better man win

talk to him
lie about my work history and accomplishments to intimidate him

suck is cock

>>7848040
>>7848046
but he will obviously get the job, doesnt matter if he knows shit about the job. His charm and looks will win anyone over.
How do you overcome him

>>7848022
just shoot the breeze with him if he's cool, i'm a chill guy it's nothing personal

nothing
he looks like a spoiled rich kid
if he's got a friend in the company and this interview is just a show for legal concerns, he's going to get hired no matter what i do
otherwise, being more competent and more likeable i'll get the job

Leave and not waste any more time with pointless interview.

>>7848127
the only right answer

>>7848022
Dox him and tell him something happened to his family by relaying to the company

>>7848065
You assume he looks better than me. I have come to know that my silence is charming.

That guy's dressed like shit
Also
>Job interview

>>7848022

I talk to him in a pleasant manner like I would a potential future colleague or business partner.

>>7848022
I piss his pants. That'll show him

>>7848022

Tell my future boss how he touched some womans ass passing by

>>7848168
what a nice way of saying you're an asshole.

>>7848022
Why are you so insecure

>>7848022
Look him straight in the eye and start masturbating. The Sunny Lu method.

>>7848022
I get the job hopefully lol obviously they're probably going to interview other people

>>7848022
kneepads

>>7848224
People assume that, due to my demeanor yet they always approach me and say u seemed like such an arrogant bla bla bla, but you not.

>>7848022
>hey you know that guy who was sitting in the waiting area before me?
>he kept telling me how his friend's dad's company is way better
>he said he's only trying to get this position so he can ruin the competition

>>7848061
unironically this. his dick is massive and his cum like nectar.

>>7848022
>interview
>dog bowl on floor
what kind of turbo-wank job am I even applying for?

>>7848065
Honestly I'm fitter and my suit actually suits me. Plus I have beautiful blue eyes. Got my chances.

>>7848022
>feel uncomfortable bc my shitty clothes
>make guy into asshole in my head
>convince myself didn't really want job anyway
>go home masturbate to cuck porn
>shitpost 4chan till feel better

hi doppelganger

>>7848022
>>7848065
When he goes to the CR, rape him then rub it in his face that he can't even defend his manhood. This will erode his confidence and he won't be able to do the interview securing your employment.

This other guy is a fucking pussy. I am the baddest motherfucker this office will ever see and will get this job. Zero doubt.

>>7848278
in that case you might want to retract your prior statement.

>>7848390
invest in a nice suit. people will treat you better.

>>7848065
Small head anon
Small head never wins

>>7848022
hill him ethpyramid

ask him if he's heard of chainlink

>>7848380
fuck off chad

>>7848022
then suck his dick because he is a cutie

>>7848981
No. I've been on 4chan for 8 years, can't get out anymore.

>>7848022
also teach him to tie his laces properly, seriously how the fuck do you fuck up it shit bad

>>7848022
Pull out my Letter opener of death and go all toshiro mifune on his pasty ass.

say h-hi and walk out the door

>>7848022
sleep dart him so he can't attend his interview and win because no competition

>>7848022
>Yeah I made 35% last year trading stocks
>Yeah I made 10k% last year trading crypto

>>7848022
>dat nose

>>7848022
You stretch the truth to your employer obviously.

As my resume says, i am very adept at analyzing trends that are following systemic shifts in our society. In a peer review group, I tested one of my algorthymic patterns against a standard that was given, and it managed to perform 67 percent better than the others. If you hire me on, I would be more than happy to find places to apply my findings to increase the overall efficiency and cohesion of your business.

Look of He wears a Brown belt, If Not, i'd recommend him: Brown Shoes, Brown Belt

>>7848022
and it looks like he has nice bubble butt as well, fuck i want him to ravage my ass so bad

>>7849134
>pull down pants
>3 inch baby dick but ripped

or

>fat, hairy daddy
>10 inch monster cock

Which?

>>7848065
>His charm and looks will win anyone over.
All companies want to be like google, so they might hire the awkward nerd.

>>7848022
tell that insecure faggot to go home before he makes a clown of himself

>>7848065

He clearly won't get the job simply because of his looks. This is not a sales job, they want the sweaty autists. While he's making babies, I'm making money

>>7848022
UNHHHH ME ANON ME WANT YOUR JOB

>>7849169
>bisuness and finance
both are bad, 10 inch is stupidly too big, won't let him anywhere near my ass
3 inch is just too small for anything, fuck even i have a bigger dick lmao
i mean i can lick 10 incher but its not going anywhere so there is no fun in that
don't really care if he's hairy or not down there, clean shaved would be better though because hair in mouth is just not a good thing

>heavily polished shoes that have clearly just been bought for this occasion
>no identifiable club tie, signet ring, or emblem identifying him as part of any organization that would advantage him here
>in the process of retying his tie

I wish the kid the best of luck and shoot the breeze with him a bit, but I don't think that this is going to go his way.

>>7849263
>not dedicating your life to pleasing him

>>7849288
>not knowing your limits
i'd say 6.5 is absolutely perfect, 5 is good enough, 7-8 is literally on the limit, anything bigger than that is just painful and pointless

>>7849337
I don't know my limits. I just want to make people happy.

>>7849354
you can't make people happy if you're not happy yourself

Try to use my life long experience as class clown to entertain the manager into giving me the job over that wagecuck chad.

>>7849378
I don't know how to do that. I just exhaust myself making them happy and then they leave me.

>>7849448
Faggot

>>7848022
>waiting for the same interview

where is this normal behavior?
who doesn't stagger their interviews in a way to avoid precisely this sort of situation?

>>7849448
just stop being a slut(larper in this case) stable relationship with one guy is much better than jumping from one cock to another

>>7848980
This.

>>7848065
>Implying that my charm and looks are below him.

Fart in his general direction

>>7848040
This

Tell him I’ve got a 12 inch shaft with a straight face and then wink at him

>>7848022
wtf is this shitty building? so im attending an interview as pajeet?

>he is your competition
I grapple him and pin him face down on the ground, then to establish dominance I rape his asshole repeatedly. Once he is throughly mindbroken I withdraw my member from his puckering asshole and tell him he is my new cock slave. I then rape the guy conducting the interview, regardless of whether I got the job or not.

>>7848022
I look like Nosferatu from vampire the Masquerade. Either 1: he will get the job because boss thinks I'm a mutant. 2: I try to charm him and he leaves because he thinks I'm going to eat him.

>>7848022
>Job interview
>>7848065
>fashion show
>>7848147
>just give up

OP is likely a neckbeard that didn't get a job because a non-obese candidate applied near the same time as him and didn't stare at the interviewers crotch the whole time while leaving a sweaty ass print on the chair.
Give up at everything, OP and never leave your house.

>>7848935
Im larping, I'm too old to worry about this shit, I'm a contractor, moneys good, suits unnecessary, I wouldn't be comfortable in it anyway, comfort in your own skin, there is no better feeling

>>7848022
Whats hilarious about this is that I actually had this EXACT scenario in real life. inb4 I'm lying, I couldn't make this shit up if my life depended on it.

>be me, 21, junior in college
>worked shitty pleb jobs like waiter, bartender, and construction all through college to afford cost of school and living. my parents were divorced and poor so they didn't pay for any of my shit.
>through all this work I learned how to interact with adults in a workplace, specifically how to be chill and handle all the insane personalities (waitresses on coke, anger-management chefs, etc.)
>summer comes, somehow manage to get a gig interning at a firm on wall street. not as prestigious as Goldman Sach's, JP Morgan, etc., but still making hundreds of millions annually
>i'm the only intern out of around 50 who's not from a top 50 school, I was probably the last kid to make the cut.
>all the interns look just like pic related, brand new custom tailored $1000+ suit, rollex or some other fancy watch, some faggy patterned socks, slicked back hair.
>i have a #3 buzzcut, a $50 suit from H&M, and one of my dads old ties. their socks probably cost more than my whole outfit.
>first day on the internship, we're all brought out to the trade desk to see where we'll be sitting. it was like a scene from wolf of wall street.
>traders are screaming at the top of their lungs, cursing, throwing phones, PC's are going off like crazy with different custom sound effects every time a trade goes through
>start smiling. this feels like home to me, just like another day at work. my past coworkers were twice as insane as this, they would literally do lines of coke in the middle of the kitchen mid-shift.
>look to my left and right, 90% of the ivy-league coddled kiddies who have never worked a day in their life look like deer in headlights. one kids jaw actually dropped and his mouth was just hanging open.

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>>7850368
>look to my left and right, 90% of the ivy-league coddled kiddies who have never worked a day in their life look like deer in headlights. one kids jaw actually dropped and his mouth was just hanging open.
>we're seperated and shown to our seats. i'm in a corner with 3 other interns, and about 20 traders.
>sit down, start reading the paper on my keyboard about how to log in, use the phone, submit my timesheet, etc.
>trader across from me, who I later learned refers to himself as "big ticket" is on a call, but puts it on mute for a second, pulls out his wallet, looks to me and says this exact quote that I will never forget, "hey fucko, get us some coffee," and literally takes out a wad of 20's and throws it in my face.
>having worked plenty of jobs, I realize this is typical hazing. they probably do this every year to try and scare off the unworthy interns.
>i honestly feel like shit that this guy just threw money in my face, but in the back of my mind i'm laughing uncontrollably at how crazy this place is.
>pick up the cash, it added up to $240. not sure what the fuck to do with all of it, so I grab the only other intern I saw who didn't look like he was paralyzed in fear, and head to dunkin donuts.
>get $60 worth of coffee and munchkins to be shared by everyone in our corner, and pocket the rest of the cash.
>when people see the munchkins they stampede over to my desk like animals. these people are literally millionaires, but a couple of shitty little doughnuts make them act like they're starved african children.
>"big ticket," sees that I've handled this task without panicking or reporting him to HR like a bitch and nods in approval. puts his call on mute again, "alright munchkin, hop on 4228. if i hear a fucking peep out of you you're gone." (4228 was his phone line)
>to this day i don't think he knows my real name, he and the rest of the office only knew me as "munchkin," but that summer he taught me invaluable knowledge about trading and markets.

>>7850417
>fast forward to my final semester of senior year, waiting in the hallway with a friend for class to start.
>phone rings, it's the HR bitch from the firm. >"Hi anon, hope all has been well, just calling to let you know we'd like to make you an offer to be a full-time employee. base salary is 200k before bonus, commission, and overtime."
>i assumed that my intern experience would be my only time on wall street, and that after graduation i would likely work some shitty $40k/year job. I hadn't even gotten any other job offers yet, and graduation was 2 months away.
>remain completely calm and professional on the phone, "okay thanks for the information, i'll have to compare to some other offers, weigh my options and get back to you."
>hang up the phone, throw backpack and books in the air and start running up and down hallway jumping around and laughing like a maniac screaming "I'M RICH BITCH!"
>friend: "dude, what the fuck is going on?
>"200k mothafuckaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!"
>tfw i was one of 3 kids from the internship program who got hired
>tfw i finally beat the pampered ivy league faggots, and all those years of grinding and barely scraping by to pay bills finally payed off
>tfw im "working from home" today because I've been at the firm more than 10 years and can basically do whatever I want.

Moral of the story /biz/, FUCK those little pampered ivy league pussies. They're all flash and no substance, and 90% of them peak in high school or college. I'm just writing this to let you guys know, if you're an autistic fuck like me who has no confidence in themselves and thinks others are better than them because they can afford a fancy suit and a full ride to a nice school, just know that couldn't be further from the truth.


Also, I can already assume people will ask what my portfolio is. In this market, unless you're trying to turn $100 into $10,000, there's no reason to stray from the essentials in my opinion. 60% BTC, 20% ETH, 10% NEO, 10% OMG.

>To be honest, you're less qualified than our previous candidate
>and he's a guy that spends 80% of his free time shitposting on 4chan.
>Tell me, what other skills can you bring to the table?
I'm sure YOU will get that cushy office job next to the director's office, anon.

>>7850368
>>7850417
>>7850467
You sat here are typed all that shit out.
FUCKING KEK"D
Oh the life you need.

>>7850368
>>7850417
>>7850467
so now you shitpost on /biz/
shit story 3/10

>>7850514
Anon, a $5,000 hamburger doesn't taste any better than a $50 hamburger.

>>7850514
What is this "life" you speak of anon?

Fucking lots of beautiful women? Done that.
Making shitloads of money, owning nice propery, and going on expensive vacations? Done.
Doing different drugs and alcohol, partying like a maniac? Done.

After living many years and doing lots of crazy shit in this life, I realized that my favorite things to do are not the things society tells you you're supposed to want. The same things I used to do in college are what make me the happiest. Smoke some weed, play some vidya, chill on 4chan, and just relax.

>>7850589
Fuck i actually read your story and imagined it in my mind like it was a movie. Beautiful.
So you actually still work there? How much you make per year? Whats your position?

>>7850417
>invaluable knowledge about trading and markets.

tell us about this!

>>7850677
Lol thanks brah, thinking of writing a book about all the crazy shit I've experienced one day. Wall Street is nothing like that anymore, it's become a total PC feminazi HR-regulated safe space.

Yeah I still work there, I'm a "Managing Director," which is just some generic corporate title. Basically I overlook and manage a small team of traders and analysts. Salary is $1,200,000 before bonus, end of the year after taxes and bonus I make about $1,500,000 give or take.

im better looking and have more muscle why would i care?

>>7850589
You're so full of shit, it's oozing from between every line of your posts. You did drugs? wow, man I'm like in awe of your amazing #YOLO life, you filthy rich wall street trader

>>7850756
well most of it is common knowledge nowadays, but at the time it was invaluable to me. One thing that was unique and can maybe actually be valuable for you: I work a lot with Asian companies, or companies who do lots of business there, as did "big ticket" when he was mentoring me. The most important thing I learned in regards to that was how much more intelligent than westerners they are in terms of planning.

Companies in the US almost always have a "5 year plan," but you'll never hear them thinking longer than 5 years ahead. Even then, their 5 year plan is usually just a broad guideline of goals that are there for employee morale, and to have a selling point when talking to clients. Usually they look something like: Earn 5% market share, raise profits by 500k, expand business to Canada, or some other basic shit like that. This is the downfall of places like Blockbuster, Toys R' Us, etc.

In Asia, Japan for example, companies have entire departments dedicated to determining what will be happening in their market, and how they can profit off it, in a 20 year timeframe MINIMUM. These peoples entire jobs are dedicated to ensuring that their company is future-proof. They're willing to pay these people very good money, even though at the current time, and even for the next 20 years, those people will not make any profit for the company.

Basically the moral of the story there is that you should apply these principles to your life. The more you invest now in your long-term goals, the easier it will be when the time comes to execute them. To relate it back to crypto and /biz/, really think to yourself: in 20 years, will all these shitcoins still exist, or will companies like Amazon and Google enter the space and exterminate 99% of the alts? If that's the case, are you holding alts in an attempt to flip them, or do you think you're enough of a chart-reading genius to determine exactly when the giant sell-offs will happen? Just food for thought.

>>7850940
feel free to believe that. i'm not bragging about doing drugs, or trying to sound cool. I was just trying to let that guy know that whatever he considers "having a life," i've already done and honestly didn't enjoy that much.

>>7848022
browse blockfolio in eye range of the interviewer and let him see my balance

>>7851158
I do feel free thanks :)

>>7848022

Tell the interviewers "other guy applying just told me he has 3k XRB, that guy fucks"

>>7848022
ask him if he is here to interview for the senior cum receptacle job opening, then show him my gaping anus

>>7850589
lol you larping faggot. after fucking beautiful women and visiting beautiful places i decided to instead post on 4chan. you are so full of shit and i really do hate you for it

>>7851137
>In Asia, Japan for example, companies have entire departments dedicated to determining what will be happening in their market, and how they can profit off it, in a 20 year timeframe MINIMUM. These peoples entire jobs are dedicated to ensuring that their company is future-proof. They're willing to pay these people very good money, even though at the current time, and even for the next 20 years, those people will not make any profit for the company.

oh yeah Japan? The country thats population is shrinking because they didn't 'plan' to continue having babies? god damn you

>>7851498
Never said their government was intelligent, just their fortune 500 companies.

>>7851468
Again, believe what you wish. If you ever do wind up making a bit of money though, I bet you 100% of it you'll do the exact same thing I did: do everything society tells you you're supposed to enjoy, then go back to doing what you actually enjoy.

>>7851137
do some old wall street pissing money antics like grab a trip and drop everybody in this thread 1 eth

>>7851587
ok, post a picture of your bank account. u can edit personal details but i want to see deposits and a post it note that says "i am a cum drinking faggot"

>>7848022
>>7848065
>>7848147
fuck off back to puahate faggot

>>7851591
alright sounds good to me. to make it ture "old wall street" like you said, whoever gets trips decides where I donate 10 ETH. You can choose yourself and be selfish, or choose everyone in this thread and I'll distribute it evenly among every ETH address posted.

>>7851587
>believe what you wish xd
#1 sign of a larping faggot

>>7851631
i'm gonna go ahead and not write "i am a cum drinking faggot," on a piece of paper ever in my life lmao

>>7851552
バブル景気

>>7851693
interesting paradox. if i tell you to believe what you wish, you claim you can't trust me. what's the alternative though? i'm literally letting you know idgaf if you believe me or not, and that if you don't you can feel free to move on with your life as if you never read what I posted. you'd have to be pretty illogical to translate that to "muh he's lying." once again though, feel free to believe what you wish ;D.

>>7851771
just posting to let you know that i dont believe you and i didnt read your faggy post

>>7851685
roll

>>7851740
lmfao, 同意した. I was just using Japan as an example of the mindset of Asian companies.

>>7851721
then write "rp4X+sio" stop stalling and just prove it already

>>7851791
and im just responding to let you know idgaf that you don't believe that idgaf :D

>>7851685
Roll

888

>>7851685
999

>>7851965
reroll

he is gay, no probrem you will get the job

>>7848040
Id do the same, there is no way to really determine if he is your competition or your future co-worker or even just someone they placed in the waiting area to observe.

>>7851998
So close

Roll

Reroll

444

Now

Broll

come on satan

Drebroll

What am i even rolling for?

>>7848022
>rape

#1

>>7848022
I see the boss has a dog very interesting

>>7852705
he's gone but digits are fun

>>7852999
>that faggot will surely deliver

#1 yay xD
0x08Eb38c4a6e92310924d273020eb6138F50947A4

>>7852705
see
>>7851685

I'd go into the interview anyway and try my best. Realize you need to get better and apply it next time.

You guys need to play sports or something because this happens all the fucking time. Like, you know you'll be playing against a much better team and you'll most likely get your ass kicked. But you can use it as a good way to measure how good you are and how much progress you need to make. Never shy away from better competition. Welcome it

>>7851685
wortha shot

2 shots

>>7851685
Roll

>>7851685
roll

>>7852999
Already made the trips

>>7853992

I want some eth plz ;_;

0xDB5B98CE3b54F710eE14ed63995bd951B9b47726

Get trips and I give you 1 ETH once I get my 10 ETH

>>7854056

roll

>>7848065
>How do you overcome him
Apply for jobs that take IQ and logic.
This dude would be a shit accountant you can already tell

>>7851137
>dedicated to determining what will be happening in their market
Are you talking about an Actuary? We have those in the UK, though probably not till 20 years out.

>>7848022
Fucks like these turn into little betacucks when I look at them for more than 3 seconds with my ''I could end you're whole free-ride if you fuck with me look'' coupled with a slight nod from the left and a minute smirk.

They lose composure then fuck it up - It's how I got 3 jobs so far with easy-cushion seats.

Problem is those jobs are for low IQ fuckwits so I spend my time there bored until I go insane and physically can't be there anymore and leave.

>>7854092
roll

>>7854197
wow you must be so superior lmfao.

>>7854293
It's Chipotle

roll
donating it for a fund for that faggot to get pozzed by ugliest nigger he can find

>>7851685
gib em here

>>7850467
proof of claims pls

>>7848022
>job interview

enjoy being a wagecuck.

I create my own wage

>>7851685
roll

>>7849645
I'm not a slut. And relationships always end.

>>7851685
>>7851685
>>7851685
>>7851685
roll

roll

Jokes on you. I'm a minority female, the job is as good as mine.

>>7854540
t. slut

>>7854578
I haven't had sex in 4 years.

>>7850368
>>7850368
Now that I've failed rolling I just wanted to say, nice story.

I'm an underdog myself. Poor family. Broken family. Only one in progress of breaking free. Feels p good.

>>7850781
no way. vp at euro bank here. fuck these days - low (and i mean real low) 100s. no one can bring in 1.2mio without the scrutiny.

unless it's true - perhaps you can prove it to me by offering me an interview + relocation. everyone needs math quant traders right? =]

>>7851685
>>7851685
roll

>interview
your sense of perspective is all fucked up op

>>7854755
lol, I'm in the US not the UK, we make a fuckload more than you guys on average. Also, VP would be 4 levels below me in our hierarchy it goes: VP < president < director < managing director (my current role).

Watch him in the eye, he watches back. Get off my seat approach him and ask what he's looking at. Faggot tries to weasel out of a fight but I quickly knee him in the head and leave unconscious just sitting there. Go back to my seat and wait for the HR roastee. When she comes say that this fucker right here so drunk he's sleeping on a job interview, she laughs and invites me in. Chad life.

>>7848283
>the drive
>the dedicatation
>the knowledge of sucking cock
Sure, you passed the test. When can you start?

>>7848022
turn 360 and walk away

>>7854985
not even uk here. euro bank. vp -> director -> md.

finance is dying here, 4chan colleague. normies dont have money to invest and private wealth wont touch markets as f.a yields and lots of fud. my gf is american, is it what she says it is and i'll make it in the land of the free?

>>7855069
it’s how i get all of my jobs

>>7851685
Roll

>>7851685
me pls. also thanks for sharing your story, it was insightful.

>>7851685
rolling.

me.

>>7848022
Extreme confidence that I'm smarter than him, but less likely to pull women

>>7854985
what do you miss in life (realistic) that you would change all wealth and career related gains for?
im honestly interested.

bonus question:
how do you select interns and new employees today?

>>7855544
being attractive and intelligent aren’t mutually exclusive characteristics. how could you be certain his iq isn’t 20 points ahead of yours? basing it on looks is literally retarded.

>>7855436
kek what country? Probably BeNeLux

>>7855742
ja precisely. lifestyle is nice, everywhere is safe. just pay fuckloads of tax

>>7848022

pee on him to show dominance

>>7848022
that's easy, i'd use this technique that my grandpa taught me.
strike up a little conversation and when someone comes out to call one of you in you say 'sorry man, i'd prefer if you'd stop talking to me, and no i dont think they'd give it to you if you sucked their dick.'

you then do your interview and leave. afterwards when he goes to get in his car, you hit him with the 2x4 you bought from Home Depot earlier; regardless whether or not they gave him the job there, there will now be an opening for you.

i miss you grandpa

>>7851685
i'd like 10 ETH please

>>7855615
actually they pretty much are.

I have never met an extremely intelligent person who is also well dressed/well groomed/very attractive like OP.

T. math phd student

>>7855742
ja. i mean any other euro bank you'd be out of your job already. lifestyle is good, safety is good. get taxes through your eyeballs, and it ends up going back into qe.

what are you buy side? smart, fast or old money?

>>7848022
well i have unironically built a company from nothing that is currently valued at a half billion dollars and employs hundreds of people so it is what it is

>>7851685
doot

>>7851771

roll

>>7851685
Rolling for trips senpai

>>7854985
How about you keep your word larper

>>7852999

>>7856215

and yet you're defensive on a Mongolian knitting forum

Generally these kind of guys suck. If he’s princeton Harvard grad then ya you’re done. I’ve been wildly successful and I always beat these types of fuckers out. You just can’t beat genuine smarts and introspection.

>>7850368
>>7850417
>>7850467
Gay as fuck but needed to be said

>>7851685
>Derailed the thread nicely

Ever since I left this city (you)

>>7851685
R O L L

>>7854127
>Accountant
>IQ and logic
Kek pick one

>>7850467
>No link

>>7851195
>Btc down 5%
>Every holding you have is - 20% or more.
>24h loss - $19877,70
>N...no this is normal, happens every 2 weeks.
>Thank you for your time anon we may contact you once the interview proces is over.

>>7851685
You'll never deliver anyway faggot

>>7851685
roll

>>7851685
Alright roll

>>7851685

>>7851685
rollan

>>7849001

pft, try 11.

is it me?

>>7851685
Roll

>>7851685
check em

Depends how much time I have.

Talk to him a little and size ups his confidence. Alot if the time the people who dress the loudest are hiding a bit of insecurity, helps put up a front and seem confident.

If I feel like he has a better shot might give him a small back handed compliment to knock him off balance.

Maybe quickly find his weakness, people who are unconfident will let it slip to ease their nerves.

If he seems smart enough to know that I'm trying to get in his head I'd leave it be.

>>7851685
Here goes nothing

>>7848022
I'm asking him "LMAO WHAT ARE THESE" pointing at his shoes and extend my legs rapidly showing off my polished pair of Crocket&Jones oxfords. He leaves the room humiliated.

>>7851685
Let's check you faggot

>>7849285
Cheers my fellow Cumbridgean. Got full blue last year in rugby but wouldn't wear the blazer for the interview lol. College tie seems already quite off.

>>7854985
Listen you fucking twat. Post your ETH adress here so we can see id you're larping

>>7851685
Man i'm selfish as fuck, thx

>>7851685
Trips
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>>7848022
>looks around at the ramshackle surroundings
>wtf kind of successful financial firm is this?

>>7851685
0xd04377d4ecae1f793461ce5cee4c2080b008a3b7

Send it to me first, and then I'll distribute it among posts that are funny and or have dubs

>>7857965
Reroll

It's over for me.

>>7857988
Reroll, I promise I'll split

>>7851685
Rolling
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>>7857933
A very successful one

>>7858018
>>7857988
>>7851685
Split among people that at least have memes

>>7858081
Ugh fuck. What're the odds I'll even get trips?

>>7851685

Split it baby

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>>7851685
whatever, rolling

>>7858112
Fuck. One off. Will I get banned for this?

>>7851685
>>7858166
>>7858112
>>7858081
>>7858018
>>7857988
I'm a dirty pajeet.

Pic related fucked me

>>7851685
I'll believe you.

>>7851685
rrrrrrrrrrolllinho man

>>7858208
I already missed my chance, but what do I have to roll for you to mentor me?>>7854985

>>7851685
God's plan

>>7858333
>>7851685
0xd04377d4ecae1f793461ce5cee4c2080b008a3b7

Just saw someone else got trips though, but ETH or not, can you at least give me a throwaway email and teach this poor man to fish? Also I was being greedy wanting to see it first, just split it as you see fit.

>>7858333
Awwww one away

>>7849337
Are we talking women here or just faggots cause I think I'm just below perfect depending on how fat I am this week?

>>7858480
Eh don't worry about it he probably won't deliver anyway and all of us begging are gonna get banned

>>7851685
Nivea larp faggor.. giving away 10 eth but applying for a job kys..

Oh and roll trips

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>>7858480
In fact he's probably already gone, that post was over 5 hours ago so unless he revisits and actually is who he says he is (which is much less likely), probably none of us are gonna be walking away with free money or knowledge lol.

>>7848022
Strangle him

>>7851685
give it to me

>>7849042
lmaoooooooooo

>>7849134
faggot

>>7851685
Roll

>>7859349
Reroll need eth to fund my business

>>7849218

>while he's ensuring his blood lasts another generation I'm busy cucking myself

Wew sure showed him.

Suck his dick then claim sexual harassment in the interview.

>>7851685
ROLL

>>7851685
0x7e0D4484F55844960B1fFD3998918Fb54591450F

>>7851685
>>7852999
>>7858333
Will he deliver? No. They never deliver.

>>7859774
sadly :(