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you're shitting me.
No it's not. Those are normal seats... not toilets.
SELL NOW BEFORE IT HITS ICO PRICE
>>7763247those better be toilet seats or i'm out
>>7763247Can we get a closeup on the toilets
it'd be cool if sergey went up on stage to an utterly silent crowd and tried to speak but all that came out is a shrill piercing tone that made all the glass in the room vibrate and explode, showering the audience. then when everyone is screaming all covered in cuts and blood he crouches down into the third world squat, and in a dark voice he says "stinky linky poops like pajeet", and proceeds to strain so hard that he bursts all the blood vessels in his eyes and the shit rips thru his beige slacks, slamming into the stage and bounces like a dead cat. because it is. he tuts and says "bad kitty" then rabidly claws through the carcass and digs out something and thrusts it above his head for all to see and it is an immaculate 6" chainlink cube.the crowd gasps and with a wild grin the red eyed sergey starts to rotate it in his hand and says "meet my friends!". as it spins the cubes sides change to all the different logos of all the different companies chainlink is partnered to. Was that a nike logo? yes it was. adobe? yes. tesla? yes. swift? yes. the bloodied crowd stands and applauds and he spins the cube ever faster. every company you have ever heard of flashes by. general motors? yes. facebook? yes ben and jerry's? yes, fucking sara lee? yes. "we are ALL going to make it!" sergey screams. "ALL OF US!" and the price goes to $1,000,000, sergey is raptured up to alpha centuri, and i'm telling this story to my great great great great grandchild because i am so wealthy i become an immortal cybernigger.
KNEES WEAKARMS ARE HEAVYVOMIT ON HIS SWEATER,RORY'S SPAGHETTI
are you strleet shitting me sir?
>the only person present is some virgin anon who is livesteaming with his mobile phone using twitch
spoiler alert:that is the actual talk happening
some say the cucumber tastes better pickled, others know.
>>7763247heard it was moved to this room
>>7763247I've been here guys. This is the janitor's break room in the basement, not even FUDDING.Sell now.
>>7763287I love the smell of fresh pasta
>>7763247Picture is relevant to upcoming speech
>>7763247This is going to be a literal shitshow.
>>7763247What time (GMT please, for brainlet).
>>7763373Please take a picture of Sergey.
McSingularity
>>7763373Stream it please
>>7763287>>7763373kek
>>7763373Dude give us a livestream
>>7763373are you at the podium?...Sergey??
I will be streaming it on twitch @brisketfondue
>>7763387THIS
>>7763373Please record it
just sold 100k
>>7763247LOL putting hundreds of millions of dollars into a glorified science fair project
PLEASE SOMEONE TELL ME THIS ISN'T A JOKE
This is the room Linkies will be sitting in after their stinky bags hit ICO price
>>7763452Auschwitz?
>>7763373s-sergey..?
>>7763470>tfw you had a bigger crowd on your master thesis than a multi million dollar company CEO Crypto really is a fucking big meme?
>>7763287lmfao
>>7763287screencap me
The room is empty because it's lunch break right now, but it's been full with other speakers.
>>7763387Wait, this IS Sergey
>>7763477lmao
>>7763373Hes at the podium
>>7763373Are you loading up the ShadowLink virus into the harddrive?
>>7763373Put an audio stream running on your phone or something
>>7763472Casting couch?
>>7763472keked hard
>>7763511Guys, there's a decent chance that OP is actually Sergey...he is writing eerily objectively for a biz poster
Yall think Sergay got his dick wet this weekend?
>>7763373Hi Sergey. We love you. Please make us rich.
>>7763373keylogger malware on usbstealin sergey's stinkies
>>7763373set the background fo the presentation computer as this so it's the first thing Sergey sees
>>7763573wet with big mac sauce yeah
>>7763509What are you eating?
>>7763287Well done.
>>7763573rory doesnt use lube so no
>>7763384>WHATS THE FUCKING TIME OF HIS FUCKING TALK
Close your eyes, try to clear any thoughts you are havingTake long, slow, deep breathes and put all your focus and attention onto your breathingiiiiiiiinnnn.................... ooooooooooooouuuutgood. Do this for a few minutes, then -VISUALIZE yourself becoming rich through your LINK investmentANTICIPATE the things you will buy with your new found abundance of wealthIMAGINE as though it is all happening now in the present moment, for the present moment is all that truly existsMOST IMPORTANTLYFEEL the way you will FEEL when that moment comes and you make it!FEELING THE EMOTION IS MORE IMPORTANT THAN JUST VISUALIZING THE IMAGES!Now open your eyes, look in a mirror, and recite these affirmations (use/add your own that is relevant to the reality you want to create once you make it)I AM RICHI AM WEALTHYI AM A MILLIONAIRELINK HAS GIVEN ME INFINITE ABUNDANCEIt's important to do this when you wake up and before you go to bed, but do it as often as possible. Also hold the image and idea of us making it and LINK being worth $1,000 or more in your mind as you fall to sleep.WHEN WE DO THIS COLLECTIVELY MY LINK BROTHERS, THE UNIVERSE WILL SEE TO IT THAT CERTAIN EVENTS, PEOPLE AND CIRCUMSTANCES WILL ALIGN AND BE ATTRACTED TO US - THAT WILL ALLOW OUR DESIRE TO MANIFEST INTO REALITY!I love you all
>>7763283fuck, I miss the toilet memes
>>7763636Soon
>>7763619Philly cheese steak from food truck outside
>>77636361h
>>7763638get fucked attractionfag
>>7763586Do this please
Just sold 100k
>>7763652Nice
>>7763652Sergey, what are you going to announce, pls
>>7763652Fatso
>>7763652Please fucking announce something Sergey
>>7763636230 pm cst
its chainlinks time
>>7763287>immortal cyber niggerHoly shit
PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE STREAM IT!!!!!
>>7763413lying shit
>>7763247PLACE A BIG MAC ON THE PODIUM.
>>7763373W-whats on the usb m-m8?>fucking please get us pics
>>7763693who are you? IT?
>>7763652pls make another thread for the confrence if this one dies. Keep us updated senpai
>>7763788I'll send you 1000 LINK if you do this
>>7763410>>7763524Oh fug
>>7763808seconded.
>>7763373>>7763791it's the ShadowLink fork on that USB, and it's going to be announced right now, and Sergey runs away with the USB stick and a McDonalds bag in hand.
This was the room earlier today when an SEC rep was speaking. that's Gerald J Reihsen III of Primum Consult, Reihsen & Associates in the middle.
>>7763373AAAAA IS IT YOU SERGEY
>>7763283>>7763373>>7763384>>7763387>>7763398>>7763407>>7763413>>7763422>>7763543>>7763636>>7763741>>7763802>>7763772
>>7763869everyone's wrinkled and miserable. im glad i dont make a living bothering with this shit
>>7763869Good ladYou're doing god's work
>>7763287damn that would be cool
>>7763921Do you not know what a wrinkle is?
>>7763869Gross
>>7763500you do realize the tickets to the conference cost a thousand dollars and were limited right
>>7763869A PAJEETSELLLLLL
>>7763373print off a bunch of link memes and show them to sergey pleasei dont think i want anything more in the world than that
>>7763869Omg what a massive pile of losers. Why the fuck did i get in crypto? This looks like the crows at the end of wolf of wall street that come to a seminar on how to get rich. JUST
>>7763869That's why there is no mobius shill on biz anymore. The pajeet is at the conference listening to sergey.
>>7763869>Checkered shirt, suit and tie This is honestly beyond gross
>>7763869>Suits and jeansSilicon Valley cucks disgust me
>>7763869>pajeet task force deployed>scouts room for shitting potential>gets on the comms >poo in it>1000 screaming pajeets sprint into the room and simultaneously take a shit>LINK tanks
>superconference>fits 50 people
>>7764059That's a lanyard
You better fucking stream his talk. Even if its just the audio, because they'll probably tell you to stop filming if they see it. Don't be a beta. Give us something even if you can't give us a clear visual.
>>7764027I wonder if Sergey really does lurk. I hope when he gets bogged down and burnt out from the pressure of corporate suit wearing fucks and he thinks about ending it all, he loads up /biz/ and sees our unflinching, unquestioning love and thinks>it's for them, Sergey, you have to keep going
>>7764092LINK is only in the special topics room, right next to the toilet.
Is the room starting to pack up?
>>7764140fix the 'a' faggot retard
PERISCOPE NOW and be a Bizraeli god for life
>>7763247What time does he come on? In 50 minutes?
>>7764259330 EST
Can someone post Link toilet memes, I forgot how the conference looked I need to kek
>>7764105comfy postsergey is doing it for us and humanity
.5 ltc for livestream link
I assume he is in McDonalds right now
>>7763373MY MONEY IS TRAPPED ON ANOTHER EXCHANGE PLEASE DONT ANNOUNCE ANYTHING, DO IT NEXT WEEK SERGEY I BEG OF YOU, NEXT WEEK
>>7764216It was like that to begin with, retard
>>7764328Look again
>>7764105Sergey is definitely one of us>gamer>"BTC mining: printing money, never seen anything like this">"I'm going to make a meme about it, so they don't forget."absolute madman
Why is everyone dressed like a 1990s comedian
>>7764277Thanks anon
I'll stream from twitter, there's another speaker on right now
>>7764428Yr a god
>>7764428Based GodGib link
>>7764428top lad
>>7764428could you please provide us with the twitter account youll be streaming from
>>7764428save your battery faggot
>>7764428Good man much love
>>7764428much love
>>7763524N-no it c-cant be
>>7764428What is that little box being weighted on that scale over there? Physical link confirmed?
>>7763247god damn this shit is a scam joke
>>7764481This!
>>7764306Gotta get dat fuel in the moneybelly
>>7764428please send link
>>7764428What's your twitter name
Im dumping my link and letting my funds sit on stratis tilk the dust settles. Good luck everyone!
>>7764490>>7764489>>7764486>>7764481>>7764463>>7764428>all these green IDsKek is with us on the blessed day
>>7764606>>7764489 https://twitter.com/rumisbrown/status/965306128761606155
>>7764607faggot let it pump to 0.7 atleast then we dump it
>>7763247Do the other attendees know that there are a thousand NEET autists trying to organise a stream to this one obscure toilet talk like it was a UFC fight? Are they aware of the rabid cult that waits, ignoring everything else on the schedule, for any sign of their monstrous Dark Lord?
Anyone else eating McDonald's right now. Double qp
>>7764636chink
>>7764636>puerto ricanplease don't stab Sergey.
>>7763373benis :D
>>7763247What you didnt know is that Sergey indeed isnt getting the ballroom.. he is getting the cheteau. A grand palace with a throne room to match his rotund figure, there will be thousands upon thousands of chairs for an audience hungry to hear master Sergeys words. Rory will swoop in while the roaring crowds chant for their king to appear, leaving big macs on the throne to tempt sergey into a faster response. Shortly after, loud and thunderous footsteps like tjose of a gods begin to draw closer as one radiantly cosmic end of sergeys gut breaches the room. Slowly but surely sergeys form begins to take shape, like the titanic crossing the atlantic. Sergey will spot the big mac, and promptly sit on it, absorbing it with his hyperevolved skin that allows direct big mac absorbance to the digestive system. Sergey looks up, sweat dripping from his face after the long and dangerous trek from the makeup room to the throne room. He utters but a single word, "smart contracts". The entire room faints as their souls are torn from their bodies in a glorious light. Sergey transcends mortality and his gargantuan soul leaves for his big cube in the sky.
>>7764428>biz has autists in the field everywhereI love this place
>>7764671I'm too poor for McDonalds. All my money goes to LINK.
>>7764671yeah>pic related
>>7764813LOL
>>7764428post your address, I'll send some Link
>>7764813scammed thx fatty
>>7764813JESUS FUCK THIS CAN'T BE REALWHAT'RE YOU DOING BIZ
>>77648610xCd2a0A440397A7470c429066B73b9AD3c6869034 Appreciate it
>>7764813S-Sergey?
>>7764813uh you don't need to timestamp a bigmac anon. we believe you
KEK HAS BLESSED LINK AND THIS THREAD
>>7763332kek'd
>>7764927>double quarter pounder>not a big MacNot Sergey.
GREEEEEEN CANDLE
>>7763287HEAR THESE WISE WORDS
/biz/ WHAT IS HAPPENING
>>7765005The first wave of the singularity is upon us
DICK SO HARD GUYS
>>7765005THERE WILL BE NO MORE LINK TO BUY HHAHAHHHAHAHA
is this it guysi have only 5500 link so far
>>7765048Nice handwriting
>>7765079>>7765005929 LINKies reporting in, we're all gonna make it
>>7765087i was going to comment on the E being an F but we all noticed it.
Cup and handle on 1 week chart boys...
>>7764062Kek
>>7764428basedased
>>7765048>all those icons on the taskbar
stream's up bros
>>7765101no, you wont do it with less than 20k, sorry
>>7765048show benis
>>7765048>Not using adBlocker
>>7763321underrated
>>7765079solid 5.5 million theregood luck
>>7765147Where lad
Hope you boys brought your wojak parachutes. This is gonna hurt
>>7765190https://twitter.com/rumisbrown/status/965311397478285312
LIVE STREAMhttps://twitter.com/rumisbrown/status/965311397478285312
Link will never be 1k. Its my biggest bag anyway because im autistic too
>>7765048>this womanly writingshow bobs and vagene?
>>7777777 GET today>Sergey's talk todayDid he purposefully arrange his speech on the day when KEK reveals His prophecy? What if Sergey is Kek himself?
>>7765201Anyone else can't view it?
>>7765281https://twitter.com/rumisbrown/status/965312889472016385it got updated. looks like twitter keeps making a new stream
>>7765281have to log in with 4chan gold
>>7765292It works now.AaaaaaaaaahLINK $10000000 EOY
who are those fags
>>7765297where can i buy 4chan gold?
>>7765264This is seriously prophetic
>>7763247>tfw falling for the LINK shilldon't know whether to buy 1ETH worth
anyone want any forks? post ones I don't have I need the full collection
>>7765350Ico-block fag here. Do it now.
>socialwallet.ioGET IN HERE FAGGOTS
>>7765401
>>7765401some guy here have over 200 forksif anyone know how to make online gallery where everyone can contribute let me know
>>7765260Sauce?
Live on periscope fags @brisketfondue
>>7765437i like this idea. kinda like rare pepe directory
>>7765292I'm still getting "cannot be played." pls help
why is there only like 20 people there?
>>7765450Kek
>>7765483works for me anon. and 300+ viewers too.
>>7765437http://link.booru.org/Enjoy.0x1edc1cb9da653883395e400146ca246e0aab28c8 if you want to pitch in.
>>7765281herehttps://www.pscp.tv/w/1vAxRVPzEeyxl
>>7765508Kek
there's like 20 people in there
https://www.pscp.tv/w/1vAxRVPzEeyxl
>>7765483fuck off we're full.
>>7765335you guys dont know this but meme magic is realyou think trump getting elected was not a fucking divine sign?so many miracles have taken place. chainlink will be a legendary one
>>7764299https://www.pscp.tv/w/1vAxRVPzEeyxl
>>7763247Ass blaster Christopher Mae is in the periscope. Someone logged in message him please
Where is Sergey >yfw he misses it because the McDonald's drive through told him to please pull forward
>>7765556He’s not AB though
>>7765150fuck you kid, I got 10k
what time does it startwhere is sergey and when will he start speaking? how long until he speaks in minutes plesae
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kTg3OdmtA9s
>>7765593Read the fucking thread retard stop fucking fomoing
>>7765572>>776559314 minutes till SergeyIt might take a few minutes to set up once everyone has to move to the bathroom to hear him speak though
>>776559325 mins I think
current team speaking sounds like scammers
>>7765593He spoke like 2 hours ago...
>>7765608>It might take a few minutes to set up once everyone has to move to the bathroom to hear him speak thoughfuccking kek
>>7765632or like they discovered crypto 2 weeks ago.
>>7765437>>7765459Have you newfaggots really never heard of boorus?absolute state of 2018 4chan
Holy shit there is every top name from the crypto scene on the audience. Brace yourselves.
>>7765515Appreciated
>>7765602Ouch... I feel REKT
>>7765646theyre throwing around technical buzz words but none of what theyre saying sounds promising
everybody in the room is just thinking "when the fuck will they finally shut up i want to see SERGEY GODDAMIT"
SERGEY IS STILL IN THE CAFETERIA
WE HAVE SERGEY NAZAROV
HES THERE
OH SHT SSERGETIS COMIG PU NEXTROFLSERGEY..NAZAROVI HOPE IM SAYING THAT RIGHTBTFO RUSKIES
SERGEY IS LARGE AND IN CHARGE
ITS HIM!!!!!
Sergey just showed his face and everybody is unironically leaving the room.I'm in tears.
Damn he big.
SERGEY WHEN ASKED IF LINK WILL BE $100 EOY
>The next speaker is Sergey Nazarov>I hope I'm spelling that right
SERGEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
HERE WE GO. MONEY BELLY IN THE BILDIN
THERE HE IS
HE'S ACTUALLY FATHOLY SHIT
>>7764062Why are they sniffing their fingers?
THE NIGRESS DID NOT KNOW WHO SERGEY IS LYNCH THAT BITCH
HOLYSHIT SHIT HES GOTTEN EVEN BIGGER
SERGEY SPOTTED, I REPEAT SERGEY SPOTTED
>WALKS IN THE ROOM>PULLS IN 3 SECONDS FLAT
OH SHIT BATHROOM BREAK THEN COMMANDER STINKY ON THE POODIUMi dont even have any stink but this is still exciting
after the performance he just seen sergey is going to blow the audiences minds
A wild Sergey appears
>>7765720Of course he'd be in the cafeteria.
Asian girls runs over to him
>>7765758He been to mcdonald again.
>>7765776The Virgcoin vs the Chadlink
$5
>>7765773>wearing the same plaid shirt hes been wearing for yearsgod
>>7765776ROFL thiswtfffwho was that girl
What did that woman say to the guy that's streaming?Something intern and what was after that?
I can't believe the memes were trueholy shit
>>7765761kek
who's that pervert getting a selfie with Sergey?
That must be his lucky button up. Go Serg!
>>7765116It's utterly artificial this entire week's chart has been shaped by coordinated shilling
>>7763247 THERRRRRREEE GOEEEESSSS MY HEROOOOOWATCHIMASHEGOES
MONEY BELLY LIVES
A MAN OF THE PEOPLE
>>7765811she said "I THOUGHT THAT WAS AN INTERN" LOL
>>7765811I heard "hes the only one that should be at the stand"
>>7765826He's a fucking legend already
HE'S MAKING THE QT ASIAN LAUGHAAAAAAAAAAAAH
why is it still going down?
WHAT A CHAD
the definition of poor planning.
SELL SELL SELL
>>7765833>At that weight he shouldn't even be able to standfixed.
HERE WE GO
>>7765807only shirt that still fits
hrrrrrrr daddy
>"Hello">MOONS
seriously though hes fucking huge.i thought it was a meme and just photoshops
new thread when?
HE FUCKING LEFTSELL
finally we can witness legendary day of singularity
BTFO
https://www.pscp.tv/w/1jMJgqjyvyAKLTHE BIGMACS ARE ORDERED
>barely people in the audiencesell sell sell
too many McDonalds partnerships
>>7765908he's not fat, he is just full of rocket fuel ready to ignite
Sergey GOOO!
>>7763393This deserved a better response. I laughed.
the singularity is in motion
>>7765563>>7765563>>7765563NEW THREAD
>he left the conference room>there are barely people in itSELL NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ahhhh he sounds so nervous
>BODY OF WORK
>>7765826Where are you getting this is there a strean
>>7766007https://www.pscp.tv/w/1vAxRVPzEeyxl
>>7766007https://www.pscp.tv/w/1jMJgqjyvyAKL
>>7766007https://twitter.com/rumisbrown
Not a chainlink logo in sight
AHHHHH IT WONT CONNECT
are we going to make it?
just saw a chainlink logo!
CHAINLINK LOGO SPOTTED "there it is"
>>7766125its in the presentation i just saw it he skipped ahead be patient
guys he just showed the logo. it was on accident but its coming
i saw the logo for a second Im going all in now FUCKFUCK i need more money Im going to steal from my grandma right now
>>7766125HE SKIPPED SLIDES AND I SAW IT, IT'S THE NEXT 4 SLIDES
IF YOU TRIED TO BUILD UBER YOU COULDNT DO ITTHANKS CHAINLINK
HE SAID IT
was he talking about UBER?
>This uber analogySergey is so smart, guys I love him, we're gonna make it
HE SAID CHAINLINK AND I DON'T HAVE ANY AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
HE NAME DROPPED CHAINLINK HOLY SHIT WERE ACTUALLY GONNA MAKE IT MOM GET THE CAMERA
Is it of Mobius time sirs???
>>7766346this isn't a coincidence. we're gonna make it.
he said 100 million EOYAAAAAAAAA
so many big words but does he really know what the fuck he is talking about
Man just listening to Sergey explain this shit is making me realize how undervalued this shit is. I absolutely need to get more link now, this shit is going to be big.
YES HES ANNOUNCING!!!!!!!!
o shit son
substantial progressAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAI NEED MONEY
ALPHA BOIS
Node is live!!
OOOOOHHHHH SHIIIIIIIT
live
MOOON!!!!!DID YOU HEAR THAT?????
>>7766578Big when if
>>7763287Include me in the screen cap
Did anyone catch the answer to that last one? What chainlink node operators will be paid in? He said 'like the white paper' so, chainlink, right?
>>7766817he answered chainlink
>>7766817chainlink
>TRILLION DOLLAR INDUSTRIES THAT RUN THE WORLDOOOOOOOOOOO
https://www.pscp.tv/w/1jMJgqjyvyAKL?q=brisketfondue
That'll be it, folks.See you in two months for more news
mfw he mentioned going live
>>7767017kek
>>7767017
>>7767017pajeet was mobius spy
>>7767017It was wonderful to watch in real time
SELL WALLS GETTING EATEN FAST
i fucking love this. for once i did something right in my life and now i will be rewarded for it.
Gotta give it to Sergey he's a pretty good speaker.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xMk82GseV_gI recorded it all with OBS. Its currently uploading but once it's done it'll be at this link. I have to leave so I can't wait until its done uploading before posting.
>>7767444checked
>>7767444the fucking sound is so low
>>7765602HOLY FUCK THE PAJEETS ARE REAL