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>> No.7763265

you're shitting me.

>> No.7763276

No it's not. Those are normal seats... not toilets.

>> No.7763279

SELL NOW BEFORE IT HITS ICO PRICE

>> No.7763281

>>7763247
those better be toilet seats or i'm out

>> No.7763283
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>>7763247
Can we get a closeup on the toilets

>> No.7763287

it'd be cool if sergey went up on stage to an utterly silent crowd and tried to speak but all that came out is a shrill piercing tone that made all the glass in the room vibrate and explode, showering the audience. then when everyone is screaming all covered in cuts and blood he crouches down into the third world squat, and in a dark voice he says "stinky linky poops like pajeet", and proceeds to strain so hard that he bursts all the blood vessels in his eyes and the shit rips thru his beige slacks, slamming into the stage and bounces like a dead cat. because it is. he tuts and says "bad kitty" then rabidly claws through the carcass and digs out something and thrusts it above his head for all to see and it is an immaculate 6" chainlink cube.

the crowd gasps and with a wild grin the red eyed sergey starts to rotate it in his hand and says "meet my friends!". as it spins the cubes sides change to all the different logos of all the different companies chainlink is partnered to. Was that a nike logo? yes it was. adobe? yes. tesla? yes. swift? yes. the bloodied crowd stands and applauds and he spins the cube ever faster. every company you have ever heard of flashes by. general motors? yes. facebook? yes ben and jerry's? yes, fucking sara lee? yes. "we are ALL going to make it!" sergey screams. "ALL OF US!" and the price goes to $1,000,000, sergey is raptured up to alpha centuri, and i'm telling this story to my great great great great grandchild because i am so wealthy i become an immortal cybernigger.

>> No.7763289

KNEES WEAK
ARMS ARE HEAVY
VOMIT ON HIS SWEATER,
RORY'S SPAGHETTI

>> No.7763308

are you strleet shitting me sir?

>> No.7763312

>the only person present is some virgin anon who is livesteaming with his mobile phone using twitch

>> No.7763321

spoiler alert:
that is the actual talk happening

>> No.7763324

some say the cucumber tastes better pickled, others know.

>> No.7763332
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>>7763247
heard it was moved to this room

>> No.7763336
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>>7763247

I've been here guys. This is the janitor's break room in the basement, not even FUDDING.

Sell now.

>> No.7763356

>>7763287

I love the smell of fresh pasta

>> No.7763361
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>>7763247
Picture is relevant to upcoming speech

>> No.7763363

>>7763247
This is going to be a literal shitshow.

>> No.7763373
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>> No.7763384

>>7763247
What time (GMT please, for brainlet).

>> No.7763387

>>7763373
Please take a picture of Sergey.

>> No.7763393
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7763393

McSingularity

>> No.7763398

>>7763373
Stream it please

>> No.7763401

>>7763287
>>7763373
kek

>> No.7763407

>>7763373
Dude give us a livestream

>> No.7763410

>>7763373
are you at the podium?
...Sergey??

>> No.7763413

I will be streaming it on twitch @brisketfondue

>> No.7763416

>>7763387
THIS

>> No.7763422

>>7763373
Please record it

>> No.7763435

just sold 100k

>> No.7763452

>>7763247

LOL putting hundreds of millions of dollars into a glorified science fair project

>> No.7763470
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7763470

PLEASE SOMEONE TELL ME THIS ISN'T A JOKE

>> No.7763472
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7763472

This is the room Linkies will be sitting in after their stinky bags hit ICO price

>> No.7763477

>>7763452
Auschwitz?

>> No.7763491

>>7763373
s-sergey..?

>> No.7763500

>>7763470

>tfw you had a bigger crowd on your master thesis than a multi million dollar company CEO

Crypto really is a fucking big meme?

>> No.7763505

>>7763287
lmfao

>> No.7763508
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>>7763287
screencap me

>> No.7763509

The room is empty because it's lunch break right now, but it's been full with other speakers.

>> No.7763511

>>7763387
Wait, this IS Sergey

>> No.7763514

>>7763477
lmao

>> No.7763524
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>>7763373
Hes at the podium

>> No.7763526

>>7763373
Are you loading up the ShadowLink virus into the harddrive?

>> No.7763543

>>7763373
Put an audio stream running on your phone or something

>> No.7763557
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>>7763472
Casting couch?

>> No.7763564

>>7763472
keked hard

>> No.7763569

>>7763511
Guys, there's a decent chance that OP is actually Sergey...he is writing eerily objectively for a biz poster

>> No.7763573

Yall think Sergay got his dick wet this weekend?

>> No.7763575

>>7763373
Hi Sergey. We love you. Please make us rich.

>> No.7763583

>>7763373
keylogger malware on usb

stealin sergey's stinkies

>> No.7763586
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>>7763373
set the background fo the presentation computer as this so it's the first thing Sergey sees

>> No.7763610

>>7763573
wet with big mac sauce yeah

>> No.7763619

>>7763509
What are you eating?

>> No.7763624

>>7763287
Well done.

>> No.7763630

>>7763573

rory doesnt use lube so no

>> No.7763636

>>7763384
>WHATS THE FUCKING TIME OF HIS FUCKING TALK

>> No.7763638

Close your eyes, try to clear any thoughts you are having
Take long, slow, deep breathes and put all your focus and attention onto your breathing
iiiiiiiinnnn.................... ooooooooooooouuuut

good. Do this for a few minutes, then -
VISUALIZE yourself becoming rich through your LINK investment
ANTICIPATE the things you will buy with your new found abundance of wealth
IMAGINE as though it is all happening now in the present moment, for the present moment is all that truly exists
MOST IMPORTANTLY
FEEL the way you will FEEL when that moment comes and you make it!
FEELING THE EMOTION IS MORE IMPORTANT THAN JUST VISUALIZING THE IMAGES!

Now open your eyes, look in a mirror, and recite these affirmations (use/add your own that is relevant to the reality you want to create once you make it)
I AM RICH
I AM WEALTHY
I AM A MILLIONAIRE
LINK HAS GIVEN ME INFINITE ABUNDANCE
It's important to do this when you wake up and before you go to bed, but do it as often as possible. Also hold the image and idea of us making it and LINK being worth $1,000 or more in your mind as you fall to sleep.

WHEN WE DO THIS COLLECTIVELY MY LINK BROTHERS, THE UNIVERSE WILL SEE TO IT THAT CERTAIN EVENTS, PEOPLE AND CIRCUMSTANCES WILL ALIGN AND BE ATTRACTED TO US - THAT WILL ALLOW OUR DESIRE TO MANIFEST INTO REALITY!
I love you all

>> No.7763642

>>7763283

fuck, I miss the toilet memes

>> No.7763644

>>7763636
Soon

>> No.7763652

>>7763619
Philly cheese steak from food truck outside

>> No.7763659

>>7763636
1h

>> No.7763663

>>7763638
get fucked attractionfag

>> No.7763664

>>7763586
Do this please

>> No.7763668

Just sold 100k

>> No.7763667

>>7763652
Nice

>> No.7763675

>>7763652
Sergey, what are you going to announce, pls

>> No.7763679

>>7763652
Fatso

>> No.7763680
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7763680

it'd be cool if sergey went up on stage to an utterly silent crowd and tried to speak but all that came out is a shrill piercing tone that made all the glass in the room vibrate and explode, showering the audience. then when everyone is screaming all covered in cuts and blood he crouches down into the third world squat, and in a dark voice he says "stinky linky poops like pajeet", and proceeds to strain so hard that he bursts all the blood vessels in his eyes and the shit rips thru his beige slacks, slamming into the stage and bounces like a dead cat. because it is. he tuts and says "bad kitty" then rabidly claws through the carcass and digs out something and thrusts it above his head for all to see and it is an immaculate 6" chainlink cube.

the crowd gasps and with a wild grin the red eyed sergey starts to rotate it in his hand and says "meet my friends!". as it spins the cubes sides change to all the different logos of all the different companies chainlink is partnered to. Was that a nike logo? yes it was. adobe? yes. tesla? yes. swift? yes. the bloodied crowd stands and applauds and he spins the cube ever faster. every company you have ever heard of flashes by. general motors? yes. facebook? yes ben and jerry's? yes, fucking sara lee? yes. "we are ALL going to make it!" sergey screams. "ALL OF US!" and the price goes to $1,000,000, sergey is raptured up to alpha centuri, and i'm telling this story to my great great great great grandchild because i am so wealthy i become an immortal cybernigger.

>> No.7763684

>>7763652
Please fucking announce something Sergey

>> No.7763693

>>7763636
230 pm cst

>> No.7763721
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its chainlinks time

>> No.7763739
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>>7763287
>immortal cyber nigger
Holy shit

>> No.7763741

PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE STREAM IT!!!!!

>> No.7763757
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>>7763413
lying shit

>> No.7763788

>>7763247
PLACE A BIG MAC ON THE PODIUM.

>> No.7763791
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>>7763373
W-whats on the usb m-m8?
>fucking please get us pics

>> No.7763792

>>7763693
who are you? IT?

>> No.7763802
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>>7763652
pls make another thread for the confrence if this one dies. Keep us updated senpai

>> No.7763808

>>7763788
I'll send you 1000 LINK if you do this

>> No.7763850

>>7763410
>>7763524
Oh fug

>> No.7763852

>>7763808
seconded.

>> No.7763861
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>>7763373
>>7763791
it's the ShadowLink fork on that USB, and it's going to be announced right now, and Sergey runs away with the USB stick and a McDonalds bag in hand.

>> No.7763869
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7763869

This was the room earlier today when an SEC rep was speaking. that's Gerald J Reihsen III of Primum Consult, Reihsen & Associates in the middle.

>> No.7763875
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7763875

>>7763373
AAAAA IS IT YOU SERGEY

>> No.7763884

>>7763283
>>7763373
>>7763384
>>7763387
>>7763398
>>7763407
>>7763413
>>7763422
>>7763543
>>7763636
>>7763741
>>7763802

>>7763772

>> No.7763921

>>7763869
everyone's wrinkled and miserable. im glad i dont make a living bothering with this shit

>> No.7763925

>>7763869
Good lad

You're doing god's work

>> No.7763928

>>7763287
damn that would be cool

>> No.7763945

>>7763921
Do you not know what a wrinkle is?

>> No.7763949

>>7763869
Gross

>> No.7763975

>>7763500
you do realize the tickets to the conference cost a thousand dollars and were limited right

>> No.7763985

>>7763869
A PAJEET

SELLLLLL

>> No.7764027

>>7763373
print off a bunch of link memes and show them to sergey please
i dont think i want anything more in the world than that

>> No.7764034

>>7763869

Omg what a massive pile of losers. Why the fuck did i get in crypto? This looks like the crows at the end of wolf of wall street that come to a seminar on how to get rich.

JUST

>> No.7764043

>>7763869
That's why there is no mobius shill on biz anymore. The pajeet is at the conference listening to sergey.

>> No.7764059

>>7763869

>Checkered shirt, suit and tie

This is honestly beyond gross

>> No.7764061

>>7763869
>Suits and jeans
Silicon Valley cucks disgust me

>> No.7764062
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>>7763869

>pajeet task force deployed
>scouts room for shitting potential
>gets on the comms
>poo in it
>1000 screaming pajeets sprint into the room and simultaneously take a shit
>LINK tanks

>> No.7764092

>superconference
>fits 50 people

>> No.7764094

>>7764059
That's a lanyard

>> No.7764095

You better fucking stream his talk. Even if its just the audio, because they'll probably tell you to stop filming if they see it. Don't be a beta. Give us something even if you can't give us a clear visual.

>> No.7764105
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>>7764027
I wonder if Sergey really does lurk. I hope when he gets bogged down and burnt out from the pressure of corporate suit wearing fucks and he thinks about ending it all, he loads up /biz/ and sees our unflinching, unquestioning love and thinks
>it's for them, Sergey, you have to keep going

>> No.7764117
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>>7764092
LINK is only in the special topics room, right next to the toilet.

>> No.7764140
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>> No.7764210

Is the room starting to pack up?

>> No.7764216

>>7764140
fix the 'a' faggot retard

>> No.7764241

PERISCOPE NOW

and be a Bizraeli god for life

>> No.7764249
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>> No.7764259

>>7763247
What time does he come on? In 50 minutes?

>> No.7764277

>>7764259
330 EST

>> No.7764288

Can someone post Link toilet memes, I forgot how the conference looked I need to kek

>> No.7764292

>>7764105
comfy post
sergey is doing it for us and humanity

>> No.7764296
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>> No.7764299

.5 ltc for livestream link

>> No.7764306

I assume he is in McDonalds right now

>> No.7764323

>>7763373
MY MONEY IS TRAPPED ON ANOTHER EXCHANGE PLEASE DONT ANNOUNCE ANYTHING, DO IT NEXT WEEK SERGEY I BEG OF YOU, NEXT WEEK

>> No.7764328

>>7764216
It was like that to begin with, retard

>> No.7764386

>>7764328
Look again

>> No.7764387

>>7764105
Sergey is definitely one of us
>gamer
>"BTC mining: printing money, never seen anything like this"
>"I'm going to make a meme about it, so they don't forget."
absolute madman

>> No.7764390

Why is everyone dressed like a 1990s comedian

>> No.7764426

>>7764277
Thanks anon

>> No.7764428
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7764428

I'll stream from twitter, there's another speaker on right now

>> No.7764457

>>7764428
Yr a god

>> No.7764463

>>7764428
Based God
Gib link

>> No.7764473

>>7764428
top lad

>> No.7764481

>>7764428
could you please provide us with the twitter account youll be streaming from

>> No.7764486

>>7764428
save your battery faggot

>> No.7764489

>>7764428
Good man much love

>> No.7764490

>>7764428
much love

>> No.7764494

>>7763524
N-no it c-cant be

>> No.7764500

>>7764428
What is that little box being weighted on that scale over there? Physical link confirmed?

>> No.7764502

>>7763247
god damn this shit is a scam joke

>> No.7764541

>>7764481
This!

>> No.7764567

>>7764306
Gotta get dat fuel in the moneybelly

>> No.7764583
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>>7764428
please send link

>> No.7764606

>>7764428
What's your twitter name

>> No.7764607

Im dumping my link and letting my funds sit on stratis tilk the dust settles. Good luck everyone!

>> No.7764609

>>7764490
>>7764489
>>7764486
>>7764481
>>7764463
>>7764428
>all these green IDs
Kek is with us on the blessed day

>> No.7764636

>>7764606
>>7764489

https://twitter.com/rumisbrown/status/965306128761606155

>> No.7764637

>>7764607
faggot let it pump to 0.7 atleast then we dump it

>> No.7764644
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7764644

>>7763247
Do the other attendees know that there are a thousand NEET autists trying to organise a stream to this one obscure toilet talk like it was a UFC fight? Are they aware of the rabid cult that waits, ignoring everything else on the schedule, for any sign of their monstrous Dark Lord?

>> No.7764671

Anyone else eating McDonald's right now. Double qp

>> No.7764705

>>7764636
chink

>> No.7764729

>>7764636
>puerto rican
please don't stab Sergey.

>> No.7764744

>>7763373
benis :D

>> No.7764757

>>7763247
What you didnt know is that Sergey indeed isnt getting the ballroom.. he is getting the cheteau. A grand palace with a throne room to match his rotund figure, there will be thousands upon thousands of chairs for an audience hungry to hear master Sergeys words. Rory will swoop in while the roaring crowds chant for their king to appear, leaving big macs on the throne to tempt sergey into a faster response. Shortly after, loud and thunderous footsteps like tjose of a gods begin to draw closer as one radiantly cosmic end of sergeys gut breaches the room. Slowly but surely sergeys form begins to take shape, like the titanic crossing the atlantic. Sergey will spot the big mac, and promptly sit on it, absorbing it with his hyperevolved skin that allows direct big mac absorbance to the digestive system. Sergey looks up, sweat dripping from his face after the long and dangerous trek from the makeup room to the throne room. He utters but a single word, "smart contracts". The entire room faints as their souls are torn from their bodies in a glorious light. Sergey transcends mortality and his gargantuan soul leaves for his big cube in the sky.

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7764780

>>7764428

>biz has autists in the field everywhere

I love this place

>> No.7764792

>>7764671
I'm too poor for McDonalds. All my money goes to LINK.

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>>7764671
yeah
>pic related

>> No.7764843

>>7764813
LOL

>> No.7764861

>>7764428
post your address, I'll send some Link

>> No.7764870

>>7764813
scammed thx fatty

>> No.7764904 [DELETED] 

>>7764813
JESUS FUCK THIS CAN'T BE REAL

WHAT'RE YOU DOING BIZ

>> No.7764914

>>7764861
0xCd2a0A440397A7470c429066B73b9AD3c6869034 Appreciate it

>> No.7764927

>>7764813
S-Sergey?

>> No.7764943
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7764943

>>7764813
uh you don't need to timestamp a bigmac anon. we believe you

>> No.7764949

KEK HAS BLESSED LINK AND THIS THREAD

>> No.7764965

>>7763332
kek'd

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>>7764927
>double quarter pounder
>not a big Mac
Not Sergey.

>> No.7764968

GREEEEEEN CANDLE

>> No.7764985

>>7763287
HEAR THESE WISE WORDS

>> No.7765005
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/biz/ WHAT IS HAPPENING

>> No.7765034
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7765034

>>7765005
The first wave of the singularity is upon us

>> No.7765048
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7765048

DICK SO HARD GUYS

>> No.7765062

>>7765005
THERE WILL BE NO MORE LINK TO BUY HHAHAHHHAHAHA

>> No.7765079

is this it guys
i have only 5500 link so far

>> No.7765087

>>7765048
Nice handwriting

>> No.7765101

>>7765079
>>7765005
929 LINKies reporting in, we're all gonna make it

>> No.7765111

>>7765087
i was going to comment on the E being an F but we all noticed it.

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7765116

Cup and handle on 1 week chart boys...

>> No.7765122

>>7764062
Kek

>> No.7765131

>>7764428
based
a
s
e
d

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7765134

>>7765048
>all those icons on the taskbar

>> No.7765147

stream's up bros

>> No.7765150

>>7765101
no, you wont do it with less than 20k, sorry

>> No.7765155

>>7765048
show benis

>> No.7765157

>>7765048
>Not using adBlocker

>> No.7765158

>>7763321
underrated

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7765161

>>7765079
solid 5.5 million there
good luck

>> No.7765190

>>7765147
Where lad

>> No.7765195

Hope you boys brought your wojak parachutes. This is gonna hurt

>> No.7765201

>>7765190
https://twitter.com/rumisbrown/status/965311397478285312

>> No.7765203

LIVE STREAM

https://twitter.com/rumisbrown/status/965311397478285312

>> No.7765244

Link will never be 1k. Its my biggest bag anyway because im autistic too

>> No.7765260
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>>7765048
>this womanly writing
show bobs and vagene?

>> No.7765264
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>>7777777 GET today
>Sergey's talk today

Did he purposefully arrange his speech on the day when KEK reveals His prophecy? What if Sergey is Kek himself?

>> No.7765281
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>>7765201
Anyone else can't view it?

>> No.7765292

>>7765281
https://twitter.com/rumisbrown/status/965312889472016385
it got updated. looks like twitter keeps making a new stream

>> No.7765297

>>7765281
have to log in with 4chan gold

>> No.7765315

>>7765292
It works now.

Aaaaaaaaaah
LINK $10000000 EOY

>> No.7765325

who are those fags

>> No.7765334

>>7765297
where can i buy 4chan gold?

>> No.7765335

>>7765264
This is seriously prophetic

>> No.7765341
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>> No.7765350

>>7763247
>tfw falling for the LINK shill
don't know whether to buy 1ETH worth

>> No.7765401
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7765401

anyone want any forks? post ones I don't have I need the full collection

>> No.7765412

>>7765350
Ico-block fag here. Do it now.

>> No.7765414

>socialwallet.io
GET IN HERE FAGGOTS

>> No.7765433
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7765433

>>7765401

>> No.7765437

>>7765401
some guy here have over 200 forks
if anyone know how to make online gallery where everyone can contribute let me know

>> No.7765438

>>7765260
Sauce?

>> No.7765450

Live on periscope fags @brisketfondue

>> No.7765459

>>7765437

i like this idea. kinda like rare pepe directory

>> No.7765466
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7765466

>>7765401

>> No.7765483

>>7765292
I'm still getting "cannot be played." pls help

>> No.7765492

why is there only like 20 people there?

>> No.7765502

>>7765450
Kek

>> No.7765505

>>7765483
works for me anon. and 300+ viewers too.

>> No.7765508
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7765508

>> No.7765515

>>7765437
http://link.booru.org/

Enjoy.

0x1edc1cb9da653883395e400146ca246e0aab28c8 if you want to pitch in.

>> No.7765517

>>7765281
here
https://www.pscp.tv/w/1vAxRVPzEeyxl

>> No.7765539

>>7765508
Kek

>> No.7765542
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7765542

there's like 20 people in there

>> No.7765545

https://www.pscp.tv/w/1vAxRVPzEeyxl

>> No.7765547

>>7765483
fuck off we're full.

>> No.7765552

>>7765335
you guys dont know this but meme magic is real

you think trump getting elected was not a fucking divine sign?

so many miracles have taken place. chainlink will be a legendary one

>> No.7765555

>>7764299
https://www.pscp.tv/w/1vAxRVPzEeyxl

>> No.7765556

>>7763247
Ass blaster Christopher Mae is in the periscope. Someone logged in message him please

>> No.7765572

Where is Sergey


>yfw he misses it because the McDonald's drive through told him to please pull forward

>> No.7765573

>>7765556
He’s not AB though

>> No.7765584

>>7765150
fuck you kid, I got 10k

>> No.7765593

what time does it start

where is sergey and when will he start speaking? how long until he speaks in minutes plesae

>> No.7765602
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kTg3OdmtA9s

>> No.7765603

>>7765593
Read the fucking thread retard stop fucking fomoing

>> No.7765608

>>7765572
>>7765593
14 minutes till Sergey

It might take a few minutes to set up once everyone has to move to the bathroom to hear him speak though

>> No.7765618

>>7765593
25 mins I think

>> No.7765632

current team speaking sounds like scammers

>> No.7765635

>>7765593
He spoke like 2 hours ago...

>> No.7765638

>>7765608
>It might take a few minutes to set up once everyone has to move to the bathroom to hear him speak though

fuccking kek

>> No.7765646

>>7765632
or like they discovered crypto 2 weeks ago.

>> No.7765656

>>7765437
>>7765459
Have you newfaggots really never heard of boorus?
absolute state of 2018 4chan

>> No.7765658

Holy shit there is every top name from the crypto scene on the audience. Brace yourselves.

>> No.7765663

>>7765515
Appreciated

>> No.7765674

>>7765602
Ouch... I feel REKT

>> No.7765709

>>7765646
theyre throwing around technical buzz words but none of what theyre saying sounds promising

>> No.7765714

everybody in the room is just thinking "when the fuck will they finally shut up i want to see SERGEY GODDAMIT"

>> No.7765720
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SERGEY IS STILL IN THE CAFETERIA

>> No.7765722

WE HAVE SERGEY NAZAROV

>> No.7765724

HES THERE

>> No.7765728

OH SHT
S

SERGET

IS COMIG PU NEXT
ROFL
SERGEY..NAZAROV
I HOPE IM SAYING THAT RIGHT

BTFO RUSKIES

>> No.7765736

SERGEY IS LARGE AND IN CHARGE

>> No.7765737

ITS HIM!!!!!

>> No.7765740

Sergey just showed his face and everybody is unironically leaving the room.
I'm in tears.

>> No.7765746

Damn he big.

>> No.7765750
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7765750

SERGEY WHEN ASKED IF LINK WILL BE $100 EOY

>> No.7765751
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7765751

>The next speaker is Sergey Nazarov
>I hope I'm spelling that right

>> No.7765753
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7765753

SERGEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

>> No.7765756

HERE WE GO. MONEY BELLY IN THE BILDIN

>> No.7765758
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7765758

THERE HE IS

>> No.7765759

HE'S ACTUALLY FAT
HOLY SHIT

>> No.7765761

>>7764062
Why are they sniffing their fingers?

>> No.7765768
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7765768

THE NIGRESS DID NOT KNOW WHO SERGEY IS LYNCH THAT BITCH

>> No.7765769

HOLYSHIT SHIT HES GOTTEN EVEN BIGGER

>> No.7765773
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7765773

SERGEY SPOTTED, I REPEAT SERGEY SPOTTED

>> No.7765776

>WALKS IN THE ROOM
>PULLS IN 3 SECONDS FLAT

>> No.7765784

OH SHIT BATHROOM BREAK THEN COMMANDER STINKY ON THE POODIUM
i dont even have any stink but this is still exciting

>> No.7765788

after the performance he just seen sergey is going to blow the audiences minds

>> No.7765794
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7765794

A wild Sergey appears

>> No.7765793

>>7765720
Of course he'd be in the cafeteria.

>> No.7765798

Asian girls runs over to him

>> No.7765799

>>7765758
He been to mcdonald again.

>> No.7765801

>>7765776
The Virgcoin vs the Chadlink

>> No.7765803

$5

>> No.7765807

>>7765773
>wearing the same plaid shirt hes been wearing for years
god

>> No.7765808

>>7765776
ROFL this

wtfff

who was that girl

>> No.7765811

What did that woman say to the guy that's streaming?

Something intern and what was after that?

>> No.7765812

I can't believe the memes were true
holy shit

>> No.7765814

>>7765761
kek

>> No.7765816

who's that pervert getting a selfie with Sergey?

>> No.7765820

That must be his lucky button up. Go Serg!

>> No.7765821

>>7765116
It's utterly artificial this entire week's chart has been shaped by coordinated shilling

>> No.7765823

>>7763247

THERRRRRREEE GOEEEESSSS MY HEROOOOO

WATCHIMASHEGOES

>> No.7765824

MONEY BELLY LIVES

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A MAN OF THE PEOPLE

>> No.7765829

>>7765811
she said "I THOUGHT THAT WAS AN INTERN" LOL

>> No.7765833

>>7765811
I heard "hes the only one that should be at the stand"

>> No.7765836

>>7765826
He's a fucking legend already

>> No.7765844

HE'S MAKING THE QT ASIAN LAUGH
AAAAAAAAAAAAH

>> No.7765850
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7765850

why is it still going down?

>> No.7765852

WHAT A CHAD

>> No.7765862

the definition of poor planning.

>> No.7765864

SELL SELL SELL

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>>7765833
>At that weight he shouldn't even be able to stand
fixed.

>> No.7765872

HERE WE GO

>> No.7765879

>>7765807
only shirt that still fits

>> No.7765884

hrrrrrrr daddy

>> No.7765900

>"Hello"
>MOONS

>> No.7765908

seriously though hes fucking huge.

i thought it was a meme and just photoshops

>> No.7765913

new thread when?

>> No.7765922
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HE FUCKING LEFT
SELL

>> No.7765929

finally we can witness legendary day of singularity

>> No.7765938
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7765938

BTFO

>> No.7765940

https://www.pscp.tv/w/1jMJgqjyvyAKL

THE BIGMACS ARE ORDERED

>> No.7765941
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>barely people in the audience

sell sell sell

>> No.7765950

too many McDonalds partnerships

>> No.7765955

>>7765908
he's not fat, he is just full of rocket fuel ready to ignite

>> No.7765959

Sergey GOOO!

>> No.7765971

>>7763393

This deserved a better response. I laughed.

>> No.7765974

the singularity is in motion

>> No.7765976

>>7765563
>>7765563
>>7765563
NEW THREAD

>> No.7765982

>he left the conference room
>there are barely people in it
SELL NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>> No.7765983
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7765983

Ahhhh he sounds so nervous

>> No.7765999

>BODY OF WORK

>> No.7766007

>>7765826
Where are you getting this is there a strean

>> No.7766024

>>7766007
https://www.pscp.tv/w/1vAxRVPzEeyxl

>> No.7766029

>>7766007
https://www.pscp.tv/w/1jMJgqjyvyAKL

>> No.7766034

>>7766007
https://twitter.com/rumisbrown

>> No.7766125

Not a chainlink logo in sight

>> No.7766172

AHHHHH IT WONT CONNECT

>> No.7766192

are we going to make it?

>> No.7766249

just saw a chainlink logo!

>> No.7766259

CHAINLINK LOGO SPOTTED "there it is"

>> No.7766267

>>7766125
its in the presentation i just saw it he skipped ahead be patient

>> No.7766270

guys he just showed the logo. it was on accident but its coming

>> No.7766294

i saw the logo for a second Im going all in now FUCKFUCK i need more money Im going to steal from my grandma right now

>> No.7766298

>>7766125
HE SKIPPED SLIDES AND I SAW IT, IT'S THE NEXT 4 SLIDES

>> No.7766332

IF YOU TRIED TO BUILD UBER YOU COULDNT DO IT

THANKS CHAINLINK

>> No.7766335

HE SAID IT

>> No.7766344

was he talking about UBER?

>> No.7766346
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>This uber analogy

Sergey is so smart, guys I love him, we're gonna make it

>> No.7766353

HE SAID CHAINLINK AND I DON'T HAVE ANY AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.7766367

HE NAME DROPPED CHAINLINK HOLY SHIT WERE ACTUALLY GONNA MAKE IT MOM GET THE CAMERA

>> No.7766397

Is it of Mobius time sirs???

>> No.7766470
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>>7766346
this isn't a coincidence. we're gonna make it.

>> No.7766510

he said 100 million EOY
AAAAAAAAA

>> No.7766532

so many big words but does he really know what the fuck he is talking about

>> No.7766545

Man just listening to Sergey explain this shit is making me realize how undervalued this shit is. I absolutely need to get more link now, this shit is going to be big.

>> No.7766578

YES HES ANNOUNCING!!!!!!!!

>> No.7766587

o shit son

>> No.7766590

substantial progress
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
I NEED MONEY

>> No.7766593

ALPHA BOIS

>> No.7766601

Node is live!!

>> No.7766610

OOOOOHHHHH SHIIIIIIIT

>> No.7766612

live

>> No.7766626

MOOON!!!!!DID YOU HEAR THAT?????

>> No.7766640

>>7766578
Big when if

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>>7763287
Include me in the screen cap

>> No.7766817

Did anyone catch the answer to that last one? What chainlink node operators will be paid in? He said 'like the white paper' so, chainlink, right?

>> No.7766828

>>7766817
he answered chainlink

>> No.7766829

>>7766817
chainlink

>> No.7766875
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>TRILLION DOLLAR INDUSTRIES THAT RUN THE WORLD
OOOOOOOOOOO

>> No.7766882

https://www.pscp.tv/w/1jMJgqjyvyAKL?q=brisketfondue

>> No.7766890

That'll be it, folks.
See you in two months for more news

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mfw he mentioned going live

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>> No.7767103

>>7767017
kek

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>>7767017

>> No.7767167

>>7767017
pajeet was mobius spy

>> No.7767195

>>7767017
It was wonderful to watch in real time

>> No.7767250

SELL WALLS GETTING EATEN FAST

>> No.7767356

i fucking love this. for once i did something right in my life and now i will be rewarded for it.

>> No.7767402

Gotta give it to Sergey he's a pretty good speaker.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xMk82GseV_g

I recorded it all with OBS. Its currently uploading but once it's done it'll be at this link. I have to leave so I can't wait until its done uploading before posting.

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7767512

>>7767444
checked

>> No.7767548

>>7767444
the fucking sound is so low

>> No.7767573

>>7765602
HOLY FUCK THE PAJEETS ARE REAL