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What the frick that shit is gross.
Why don't you just become an engineer or some shit?

It's like selling your soul for a plumber's salary.

>>7634354
Yeah they just cut everything out, throw everything in a hazardous waste thing and then charge like $40k

Seems like a good idea. After all of the bagholders on /biz/ kill themselves, you will have plenty of work

tell the truth, u want to do this to find these delicious paper wallets

>>7634553
Kek

Not the worst job. I'm an RN in a ghetto ER. Yesterday I cleaned caked over shit from an aids infested homeless guy. I can still smell his shit.

>>7634707
Shower. Oven. In that order.

>>7634707
that's my nightmare

$40,000 per year to be surrounded by shit, blood guts and death and on call 24/7

Seems like a good way to get a disease

>>7634835
40k just to clean one scene, dumbass.

>>7634354
Knew a guy who would show up to fresh accidents and harvest delicate organs like eyeballs. He did not recommend it.

>>7634354
Not even memeing OP, the PTSD isn't worth it, no matter how stoic you think you are that shit you'll see WILL fuck you up

>>7634354
Op is really trying to learn how to get away with murder

>>7634879
No that's what the owner gets. The workers probably gets shit.

>>7634901
This. It's lucrarive, but OP you will never be the same. Go to school, learn a trade or start coding.

>>7634919
No one stated how much they make on here. Just the charge for each scene. The cleaners make much more than $40k because they need to be bankable, reliable and they want someone with staying power (the turnover is insane).

>>7634879
good luck, dumbass

>>7634354

You're going to turn into fucking Dexter for a measly 50k a year

>>7634980
That's the lowest they pay (people don't last and you rank up very fast). It goes up to 100k. Googling won't help you buddy. That info is unreliable.

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Used to actually do this in Miami. Don't ever recommend.

I dunno man, smelly job.
My roommate died a few years back, puked up a lot of blood and guts all over the floor. Soaked into the carpet and stuff. I was too cheap to hire the hazmat guys so I did it myself.
The smell is something special. Rotting human is nasty.

How do i start this? I only ever graduated highschool, im 25. In Los Angeles

>>7635042
...wtf dude

>>7635200
He's not lying, the smell of death is very unique.

>>7635042
....what did he die from?

>>7635042
Good job, now you're infected too.

>>7635161
I'm the same age as you. Don't do this shit, you're better off going to the military. You'll be less traumatized. Can't believe I even did this shit for 3 years.

I suggest ranking up the military for a non-educated fag, or learning code by yourself. There are a lot of online resources and course to help you, plus getting small time jobs (html website design) after a few months of learning will help too.

>>7635042
Anon, please tell us the whole story. Green text it too. This might be epic.

Why does rotting human smell different from a rotten mammal? Shouldn't it be the same?

>>7634354

my buddy used to do it, I don't recall it paying too well. It led him to a much better HVAC job though.

>>7635227
Can confirm. Dude in apartment next to mine killed himself. I saw when they took his body out in a bodybag and the undertaker dudes dropped his body by mistake right in front my door. (dude was tall and I'm guessing heavy). The corridor stank of dead human for literally weeks. Luckily I lived on the ground floor and has another exit through my front balcony.

>>7634354
A breath of fresh, corpsey air to see these threads on /biz/ again. Today OP was not a faggot

>>7635265
From anon

>>7635292
Aw man i can't go in the military due to several injuries I've had. Where do i get started coding? Im basically FOB

>>7634404
Yeah just become an engineer overnight bud I'm an engineering student it's fucking hell. Indians and Chinks ruin shit for everyone who isn't a fat cheater.

>>7634553
Underrated

>>7635362
It's built into us to avoid dead people as they carry diseases that are transferable to us. Also, they often signify nearby danger. As a result, we've evolved mechanisms to avoid dead people.

>>7635042
How has your life changed since contracting The Rage?

Have fun cleaning shit like this OP.

>>7634553

>>7634354
It costs a lot so people avoid hiring pros and risk leaving diseases behind.

>>7635041
fuck anon did it screw u up
how long u last doing that

>>7636853
still trying to determine what this is. going to assume severed penis shaped nubby legs pointed towards spout.

>>7634707
Why the fuck would an RN be cleaning shit? That's CNA work.

>>7635041
I was unironically thinking about trying it out. Whats the worst part? Is it the visual or the smell? Im pretty sure i could deal easily with visuals, but the smells might get to me

>>7638203
It's literally the file name dude.
>elderly man dies in bathtub

>>7634404
frick?

>>7634879

Won't go into too much detail, Amerifat here. I shot a home intruder in my living room at 3am. Used the entire mag, because why not. I missed my Iraq days. I have uSaCarry, an insurance company for gun owners. My out of pocket was 2k and the total cost was 55k, 37.5k for the cleanup to retrieve the dead nigger and the rest to fix the underboard flooring replace everything in the room that got splattered by KFC filled nigger guts. It's pricy for a free pass to kill niggers.

>>7638438
Based. Dead nigger storage house

>>7638203
>>7638316
Yeah. No foul play. Apparently what happened was he used a heating element to keep the bathwater hot, and then he passes peacefully in his sleep, so the element never gets turned off. Basically like sitting in a crockpot for two weeks.

>>7638316
I didnt catch the word "elderly" at the end of what was viewable, glancing over it looked like a generated 4chan string. A bit more fun guessing though
>>7638479
I wonder how much that house was worth at that time with that smell