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Fucking iPhone X auto-correction

One that's expensive

Pro tip: if you have to show people that you've "made it", you haven't made it.

>>7562271
Use proper english larping peejet

>>7562271
>needing validation from others
kys u insecure faggot

>>7562271
Lamborghini Huracan

and make sure to rev it extra loud outside your school/workplace so the normies see you.

>>7562302
>>7562313
>>7562314

NoCoiner detected.

You will die poor and deserve it, fgts.

>>7562271
what car is that
looks like hot wheels

>>7562302
I'll smoke to that. Cheers anon

>>7562271
>buying cars that will make you stand out everywhere you go
>not buying a toyota corolla and blending in with everyone else to have identity security from the government.

>>7562361
Sounds nice!
Was thinking about lambo aventador or the new fenyr

>>7562373
i have more than you i bet

Mercedes C-class coupe. Nice enough to show people you're doing well but not so nice that people won't leave you alone.

>>7562302
this.

>>7562271
thotmobile

>>7562302
yhis. It's literally poorfag mentality.

>>7562291
>iphone x
lmao fucking faggot

>>7562443
an aventador is too much if you are planning to drive daily in the city for school/work

a huracan should be enough IMO

>>7562271
Ferrari f12

You haven't made it until you can afford to own a plane and pilot to fly it for you.

>>7562504
It's called the nigger mentality

How to get audited: the thread
If you've really made it you don't give a fuck about what people think of you.
My goal is to have fuck you money so I can wear a hoodie and trackpants every day because they're comfy as fuck. And maybe get a nice watch, not some nouveau richewrist rock. Maybe a TWC

>>7562271
I would show them by being the president of my own capitalistic empire and praised by all media (that you paid for), not by being in a car.

>>7562381
Fenyr 2mio $

>>7562271
Made it at 22 years of age? Probably a weeb rocket like a 370Z, FRS, or BRZ. Not too flashy like come rob me but still cool and fun.

campervan mang

>>7562642
>mio
Fellow German detected :D

never show anyone that you made it
keep accumulating real assets and don't let anyone know what your net worth is.
when you can afford personal protection, a yacht and a private jet then you've made it. till then even if you cashed out a 7 figure payout, don't be a conspicuous piece of shit with your money. buy land/property/gold/silver. build your empire in silence. no need for anyone to know how much you have lest you want to get yourself surrounded by unworthy peasants that just want to mooch off you. this includes family and friends. it's those groups of people that will hate you the most btw for having money

i personally know two men pretty well that made it. one is worth around 300m the other one is a billionaire.
the former drives an old 5 series and has got some oldtimers worth a few million but nothing a normie would detect as an expensive car.
the billionaire has a huge garage with literally every model you could think of. but he does not really drive them too. they collect these cars and have fun looking at them. maybe as an asset.
the billionaire has a standard s500 long with his chauffeur because hes working all the time hes driven around.

but when you are in london you see all the sons of the sandniggers driving their supercars revving all around and showing off.
they did not make it - their fathers do have the money they give to them. and their sandnigger fathers didnt even make it themselves they have just been lucky being born in the sand on top of rotten wood and dinosaurs.

>>7562271
>>7562291
>cars
>iphone x and explicitly announcing it
Is this the most normie thread on /biz/?

>>7562737
pearls of wisdom.
pearls of fucking wisdom

OP don't splurge on rapidly decreasing assets (i.e. cars)
keep accumulating

the only people that NEED to know if you made are the tax authorities. don't dare thinking you're smarter than them. pay your taxes. report your gains and continue accumulating. start a company and move assets there. maintain healthy financial records and audited financial statements. one day you might want to roll into a bank and acquire a business loan to acquire commercial real estate. if you need help applying for and acquiring debt capital I'll help you.
I'm a CFA charterholder and I've worked in KSA for over 6 years, specifically in corporate debt acquisition and restructuring.

>>7562731
literally this

never tell anyone your wealth and never cash out early

>>7562731
>>7562737
Hm, maybe you are right... will think about your words.

>>7562862
In my country there is no tax if you hodl long enough.

>>7562916

knowledge of the law is paramount. stay abreast and educate yourself on these matters as they concern you most. even if you require the assistance of a certified public accountant (not sure where you hail from but every country has them). it's good to know you're not being fed bullshit and they get intimidated if they know they're working with someone that is not clueless.

/biz/ got your back OP. despite the pajeets that keep shitting on our board.

>>7562271
bentley phantom with a big ass sound system blasting loud rap music so niggas from 6 blocks hear that I made it too

>>7562998
and then burglarize your ass and put two in the chest and one between your eyes.

>>7562271
Why do poor fags always obsess over car? I'm building an empire over here and all biz just wants is to piss money away on rapidly depreciating assets. Unless your mentality changes you'll be poor no matter how much money you have.

>>7563016
yup
i'm trying to build an empire for generational wealth. i want my seed to grow prosperous

>>7563016
>building empire
>cannot afford to lose 200k on a car

ford raptor and a dirt bike cuz chad

>>7563058

being rich and being wealthy are very distinct aspirations. for those that want to be rich, go ahead and splurge on exotic cars
for those that want wealth, they'll drive a 10 year old piece of shit and not give 2 shits about public perception

get on my level pleb

>>7562271
1997 Ford Taurus

>>756310

Your food truck is not an empire. If you are passionate about sports cars, you should be able to afford it if you are wealthy.

Are you also going to live in a shed because you don't give a fuck about public perception? This warren buffet meme is fucking retarded, anyone who tries to relate himself to buffet/gates/etc is retarded.

>>7563058
>>7563102
Pro sportsball players make millions a year and end up broke. You are no different than them. Gotta keep up muh image.

>>7562271
>buying retarded cars with less than 50 million in the bank

no, btw having 500K from a retarded speculative asset bubble is not making it buy a 20k car and don't tell anyone

Prius

>>7562271
Flaunting your wealth is just asking for trouble. To answer, probably a Honda Civic, good fuel economy will save plenty of $

>>7562271
Any newer luxury used car under $40k. Like a 2015 Mercedes Benz C-300.
Only richfags will know the difference.

>>7562271
Mary a beautiful, nice woman with good genes. Thats all you need. Showing off with cars is gay and dumb.

Showing off with nice (not whores) women is the best way to show off imo. But you would be too in love to care.

>>7563336
>C300
>luxury
wat

>>7562536
>>an aventador is too much if you are planning to drive daily in the city for school/work

>become millionaire from crypto

>still wagecuck / learncuck

>mfw.jpg

Maybe a Toyota tundra seeing as I my current Toyota is nearing 300k miles of use. Nothing flashier than that. I'm putting my money into renovating my already paid off house and reinvesting the rest. I have no use for a luxurious lifestyle and I know it wouldnt make me happy. For me money is a tool to be used to maintain some security and go on nice trips to make happy memories with my family.

>>7562271
Audi RS2 2.2 20VT in nogaro blue

>>7562291

>iPhone X

You're a fucking faggot

>>7563121
I've got one of those. Grandma gave me one with 20k miles on it. Comfy as fuck.

>>7562271
the problem I have with these cars, is people get jeleous, especially the small dicked rednecks and their ford f150s or chevy silverados with the flags in the back of their trucks.

I've seen them in parking lots, people throwing shit at it, hitting them with their doors because they park too close.

I would never waste a dime on these cars even if I had a billion dollars.

You show the world you made it by fucking other people's wives and girl friends.

>>7563251
You people are stupid, you can only think in terms of billionaires/celebrities/athletes. Not all the wealthy people are shown in the TV.

I know a lot of wealthy people who are financially responsible and own several exotic cars. Just because it looks very expensive to you, it does not mean that no one can afford them.

>>7562271
If you are buying a car or your goal is buying a car, you didnt make it and wont make it. stay poor.

>>7563378
my main drive is Toyota :)

>>7563460
tacoma here

>>7563440

can confirm

I have a nice af car and it's already been keyed twice

>>7563358
found the (wannabe) richfag

>/biz/ tries to show how "little" of a fuck they give
>end up rambling on about how important it is to make sure people don't know you're rich
>literally giving a massive fuck about what other people think
>think they're fooling anyone

Do whatever the fuck you want with your money. Buy a fucking lambo/taurus/shack/mansion. Who gives a fuck?

>>7562536
>driving a lambo daily
Have fun paying for it a second time in repairs within 5 years. Every piece of that vehicle is stupidly expensive and they break down easily. Sportscars are nothing but money holes.

>>7562271
Fully Loaded Cadillac CTS-V

>>7563361
Love that cat.

>>7562271
Driving a car like this around would stress me out. I just want to lay low, blend in. Also don't want to be a crimson target for mugging.

>>7562291
>iphone x
sorry, you will not make it

Fiat Multipla

>>7563907
>Also don't want to be a crimson target for mugging.

Then don't live in a shithole area?

Putting new money into toys is nigger behavior. Driving high performance vehicles anywhere but a track is just posturing and retardation. I'll keep trying to put half a million miles on mine and reinvest my gains.

>>7565495

>hurr durr lets make all this money and take it to the grave with me!

3k civic

Aventador

>>7565633

Honda nsx is pretty nice.

>>7562271
Renault Twingo

>>7562271
M1-A2

>>7562271
I'd buy an old Ford pickup that's in good shape, preferably with the 300 inline six, and some rural land, a small used tractor, some tools, a sawmill, maybe some new clothes. Then I'd start building. I'd also travel a little, mostly to visit people I've known only online, but also to see more of the world. Oh, and I'd buy a nice acoustic guitar, and a maybe another electric.

>>7563035
check out the Ripsaw

>>7562291
>iPhone
Oh dear
Let me guess you have a Windows based computer at home? And at work?

>>7562271
>making it
>driving yourself
one of these and a chauffeur

Buying one of these soon.

Not the best "I've made it" car but it's a got V8 and it's cheap af for what you get. It can be had in decent condition for $5k. A Camry of the same year would cost around the same.

Volvo like pic related or newer version and few hookers here and there

>>7565917
Yeah and a Camry doesn’t cost another 5k + yearly to own.
Brainlet.

>>7562271

I hope to buy something like this, and a 2 bedroom apartment in my city ( around $70k if I wanna tear it apart and build it like I want it, or $100k for one that is already done and perfect for moving in ) by next March.

>all these cuck mobiles

LMAO

Pic related is the only correct choice. Best drivers car in the world, and it's a Porsche so you don't look like as much of a faggot as you would in a lambo to nocars, though car enthusiasts will know what it is and respect it.

>>7562271
a 2006 Honda Civic with all upgrades

>>7565916
>chauffeur
This.

Use the £200k Range Rover LWB I sat in at my local Land Rover garage.
That thing is like business class in the back. Absolutely amazing

>>7563102
> I'm a future rich guy: the post

>>7565949
nice bro, that's one good looking tesla

>>7565942
Yeah a Camry won't cost you a lot after you kill yourself from having to drive such a bland cuckmobile.

>>7562271

>>7562422
This
Buying a bunch of expensive shit at 22 without reported income to back it up puts you on the dirty money watchlist. Especially when jealous peers report you.

Ferrari Enzo. Only 400 in existence and better looking than Lambos. All Lambos look like the same shit anyway, except for the Countach '74 which looks like a beauty.

>>7565985
This guys right here
ahahahaha
Don't forget sunglasses

>>7562422
>>7566075
Who the fuck would report you just for driving a expensive-ish car?

I'm still a third down on my initial investment. Don't think I'm going to make it any time soon.

>>7562373
>what kind of status symbol should i get to fool everyone into thinking i have my life together

literally nig/poor white trash mentality

kill yourself

>>7566143
Correction: I'm only left with a third of my initial investment.

>>7563361
You won't be able to live a sustainable rich person's lifestyle just by becoming a millionaire.

>>7562271
Still one of these sexy Boys

>>7565972
My nibba

>>7562302
Unironically this, id rather have travel the world all the time, adding to my culture bank

>>7566187
How often would one see those skylines out in japan today

>>7562291
>Had to say X

nice try showing off nocoiner gains pleb dont be late on your payments

>>7562536
porsche panamera turbo for daily lambo for the weekend obviously

>>7566313
I dont think that they are as common anymore. Skylines are hugely popular outside of Japan and many are exported. Crashes and the tsunami are also factors.

>>7562271

488 gtb , hellcat charger as my commuter

inb4 soccer mom
I want a sexy comfy interior for myself and a reliable car for a family, not to show off like a virgin faggot

>>7565846
this one really makes an impact on people

>>7565972
your dick must be so small

White Testarossa and a Bren Ten to go with it.

>>7566582
kek soccer mom car, muh big ass SUV with a sedan engine

>>7562271
you are the faggest fag

>>7566657
APOLOGIZE

>>7562620
You gonna wear this with a hoodie and trackpants m8?
Also kek'd at their
>hand crafted
Unlike what, the fucking JLC is made by robots ?

>>7566666
Oof

>>7566582
RX is a good car anon, but i think lexus has a disproportionate "rich guy" factor even though you can get it for a bit over 40k. Its like the opposite of stealth but still id get it.

>>7566657
virgin faggot

>>7566666
OH SHIT
FERRARILAND HERE I COME

>>7566750
Ya, I guess you're right, RX is my endgame in case I become mildly famous so I cannot hide my riches anyway.
Might go for an ugly CR-V until then

>>7566044
was this designed by Homer Simpson?

Not too expensive and looks nice. Don't care about plebs thinking I've made it.

>>7562271
You know those guys that live in a trailer park but drive a mustang or corvette or something? That's what you'll look like on a different level.

Just get a high end version of a modest car. Anything else and you'll just look silly.

>>7566918
>Buying a fugly crossover

>>7566940
Ah yes, because nothing says utility like a fucking two seater.

>>7565495
>Putting new money into toys is nigger behavior.
why do poorfags say this? literally 95% of the people i know with REAL money drive nice new cars. the absolute worst car they drive is like a 2017 jeep grand cherokee

the whole old money driving 20 yo volvos is a dumb fucking meme poor people say to rationalize why they don't have a nice car

>>7566989
And nothing says "I HAVE NO TASTE" like a bulgy GM crossover.
Pic related is the only acceptable crossover.

>>7566582
i don't know any men who drive lexus RXes

>>7566582
A fellow man of refinement.

Either those or a soft-duty truck. Look at this silly and comfy thing.

>>7562302
Why are people still posting when the thread ended here? >>7562302

>>7567088
Looks comfy af desu

>>7567063
For a third world country, maybe.

I'm going to help you out though, here.

>>7562271
Mercedes SLK 2004-2009: very cost-effective, this old-ish car looks like a *recent* and *expensive* sports car and is only around 10.000 euro

>>7567429
Forgot pic

>>7567088
>Honda
>truck

>>7567210
Anon yes

>>7562271
>buying cars
Say hello to my future personal jet, the 777-200ER

>>7567716
>Not buying the superior personal aircraft and a Berkut 540 to go along with it

>>7566113
wtf does that even mean. Are you talking shit about the 918?

>>7567837
I like to have a presence

>>7568094
>Beechcraft starship
>No presence

>>7566269
>Unironically
if you say unironically before anything you are a maximum tryhard totalfag

one of these bad boys

>>7562271

>>7562271
Last night I had a dream I made 500k on BAT even though going over 1 dollar defeats the purpose of the tokeb. But I but a Porsche GT3 white with red stripe and wheels, a gold bmw m4, and for some reason a old f150 truck. But i felt immensely retarded for buying all 3.

>>7568173
>The patrician choice for car doors

>>7566187
my nigga

>>7562291
I just cringed. I hope this is bait. Are you baiting me?

>>7566159
This

>>7562271
>buying an expensive car to show off
>not buying real estate and renting it.

>>7562271
You get far more kudos from the car world for doing your own project with a engine swap or some sort of build, not some meme car that signals how much of a pretentious faggot you are.

>>7568243
This.

>>7562271
nothing, kill yourself you materalistic faggot.

>>7563361
>>become millionaire from crypto
>still wagecuck / learncuck
hes not a millionaire anymore he spent it all on a depreciating asset

>>7563449
It's just fucking stupid cucks coping with the fact that they will never be able to afford these cars.

>>7563454
Floyd disagrees. Stay poor faggot.

>>7565723
It's trash, anon. I'm so sorry

>>7567480
>KFC

Hahahaha you Normies and your shitty cars and planes. None of you have even posted the true godmode Chad pussy magnet that only the top 0.002% can afford. Pic is top spec Fucking model you cuckbeans, although of course you dont know that, because you'll never make it.
Maybe you'll catch a glimpse of the back while I speed off while Fucking your bitch, Sandra.

prefer to stay anon and invisible tyvm

>>7562271
Is that fucking Seth rich

>>7569439
My guy. Everyone else in here = foreclosures and bankruptcy

ive got a whole list 1#

>>7569791
#2

>>7562271
why would you buy a fucking lykan? shit quality and shit interior

>>7569815
#3

>>7563490

What car senpai

>>7569843
#4

>>7569791
Great taste Anon. Here’s the real #1
71 MBZ W111.

>>7569887
#5

>>7562495
Why does the roomba have matching carpet installed?

>>7569891
nice one

>>7569904
#6

>>7569930

>>7562291
>iPhone X
You are not making it

>>7569964
#8

>>7570019
#9

>>7569439
I have this exact car. No flashy spoiler though.

>>7570043
#10

>>7570066
#11
i have anoter 10 cars on my list but not enogh time to post it now maybe a other day ccfcc

What Hitler used to drive to church every Sunday

>>7562271
MULTIPLA

>>7566915
Such a perfect drivers car

>>7568094
>>7567837
>>7567716
fucking plebs

>>7570738
"Hi I'm a big gey"
-u

>>7562271
>buyin conventional car to show off
I'd buy used t72 becasue i'd actually want to get something i want not something to show off

>>7570819
It was only 54k a few years ago

>>7566313

I was in Tokyo/Kyoto last August for a week and probably noticed around 7 or 8. So not ridiculously common but honestly definitely still somewhat popular.

>>7570841
you're probably thinking about t-55

>>7570919
http://archive.is/IUpc3
Nope

>>7569457
i'm really not into SUV's, not even close.

but this car changed the fucking game for me, what a beast!

>>7570771
you wouldnt?

>>7570999
well damn, maybe people started buying them or only few are left? who knows

>>7571090
That's a lot of crashes!
Crashes aside, it looks nice but nothing beats how cool a Berkut is.