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Dump it.

AHHH BEAR MARKET CONFIRMED

>TSLA

>mfw i lose money betting against the Spy

>>7501977
You have just killed us all.

>>7502008
>>>/pol/

>>7501999
weak hands

>>7502019
cringe

I hope it drops another 10%, better that than a year of sideways seesawing.

>>7502020
this mother fucker better tank in the next hour

>>7501977
DIGITS CONFIRM

KEK WILLS IT

2018 BEAR MARKET

>DOWN DOW DOWN
DOWN DOW DOWN

>>7502019
<<<<<<< (You)

feels like it wants to go back to 23,675

First for the market is dumping so that money can flow in to crypto.

WASU WASU WASUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
LOOK HONEY THIS IS REEAL
IM GONNA TAKE MY STOCKS
SEE THEIRE RIGHT HERE ON THE TABLEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

ROLLING FOR BEARS

A friendly reminder: if you are a day trader, this will eventually happen to you. (it happens to over 90% of all day traders eventually):

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U1DMrt8dhn4

STRAIGHT TO 22K LETS GO

/pol/ is here, critical mass of faggitory reached

see you guys next month

here comes the cliff

BLOOD IS IN THE WATER

Remember, if you are feeling down due to the crash, there is always an option. Reach out to http://www.assistedsuicide.org/ if you need any help dealing with your suicidal thoughts

>>7502094
Fuck bears, fuck Q. This is BULL all the way to Christmas now.

>>7502097
u should have posted the full clip where he blew his brains out

>>7502094
PRAISE THE BEAR

>>7502139
This

All time highs next week worldwide

>>7502121
Take care and keep your door closed.

I fucking told you bull cucks to wait until the end of the session. You didn't listen

Holy fuck they are trying to keep it at this level at all costs. I WANT A CRASH FFS

>>7502138
Fuck off reddit.

>>7502140
kek

saved

Bears are getting the dick guillotine into the close

Starting the last hour negative. Here we go.
LET THE BLOOD FLOW

>>7502201

You pay extra for that in Thailand

Bear gang.

POST THE WOJACKS

DOW CLOSE -1999

>drumpf economy is crashing and burning

>BRAAAP threads appear out of nowhere

really oys my veys,goyims

>>7502121
Bye faggot, you should have known /biz/ always has had huge overlap with /pol/.
But how would a newfag like you know that?

The sooner it arrives, the better. Greens all around

Make your predictions on NVDA at close.
Will you hold the bag all weekend?

Who here up 500+ on the day, without shorting or buying an inverse etf?!?!

>>7502316
bout tree fiddy

>>7502334
this.

>>7502334
good estimate.

>>7501918
>6×6 chessboard
You disgust me

>>7502333
Not you

IT'S OVER

Nice rally you've got there faggots.

>>7501918
This market is all over the place, I don't know what to think anymore.

Also, what is happening with AMD, why is it seemingly so overly volatile? Just a supply/demand playground for day traders?

>>7502424
LET THE BLOOD FLOW

what happened guys? why is there no more bull posting?

shit is intense

>>7502439
AMD is a meme stock, same as MU.

You haven't forgotten about Trusting Trump, have you?

>>7502416
incorrect.
Up 570 on AMRS.

You guys think it will go past the current low before close?

>>7502474
wrong. MU is a real company unlike AMD

>>7502439
AMD is a joke stock used as a fuckdoll by algos

>S&P

>>7502411

It's that new blockchain chess.

And even though no one is playing it, and no one really understands the rules, I'm pretty sure it's going to take over the world.

we hit first support. ralley up is still on

>>7502455
kek

bulls BTFO

Red, green, red, green, red

FUCK THIS ROLLER COASTER SHIT.

>>7502455
The bots aren't that smart that they automatically jump to a new thread.

Also mandatory music for this last hour. TUMBLING DOWN TUMBLING DOWN
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oIscL-Bjsq4

TVIX gonna moon in the next hour. I hope you held anons.

>>7502502
Guys we are totally winning here! We rallied lower than we were yesterday!

>>7502523
>Volatility

>>7502535
85 shares at 13.60 ...
MOON MOTHER FUCKER MOON

Come on daddy turn it around!

>>7502538
>he didnt buy the very bottom of the dip
sorry kid, maybe youll get another chance in 10 years

>>7502570
>implying this is the bottom of the dip
substantiate your claim

>all crypto mooning
>stocks tanking like crazy

B-bros we were supposed to be laughing at them and their internet money?

>>7502569
Shit, it looks like Big daddy Trumps new plan is going to add 4.5 Trillion to the national debt over the next 10 years.
:'c

>>7502590
shorters have to cover end of the day
Boom, you lose

>>7501970
DUBS CONFIRM BOGS ARE DUMPING

Shout-out to all my fellow inverse etf'ers. We out here.

>>7502603
I mean, stocks are fun. If you want to make money you should probably do both

>>7502603
I would hardly consider crypto "mooning" right now fuck off coinfag

>>7502634
Riding this pony until close.

>>7502603
yea you should have skin in both games anon. I've been a stock fag for years but I'm not going bash one or the other if money is to be made. always hedge

>>7502603
I'm scared of the taxes in Canada.

Thoughts on holding an inverse etf for awhile? This "correction" isn't stopping anytime soon.

>>7502621
Short squeeze on VIX is what got us in this mess to begin with.

>>7502603
>down 60% in 2 months
>mooning

hardest rallies are in bear markets

>>7502562
Anon I'm sorry...I hope you make it.
Should have bought this morning's dip.
Watch Monday for another dip.

h-have we entered the fabled double-fakeout anti-reversal pandemonium seesaw pattern?

Mama Mia

>>7502333
I'm up $100 today thanks to RIOT. Somehow it's more connected to Bitcoin than the stock market and it's been treating me well all day. Gonna sell it before closing, though. Since Bitcoin is probably going to fall over the weekend.

how did you do, lads?

I saw that UVXY broke the chart trend and liquidated at around 27-28.

Bears rekt. We smashed up through that resistance

>>7502794
Show 1 day earnings, don't be a faggot

Guys as a newfag to this what is this pattern called? This is my first week following the markets.

Does this kind of thing happen often?

Haha tvix gonna plummet at close

IT'S GO TIME

This is fucking bullshit. Fuck the Plunge Protection Team, abort the FED.

>>7502836
zoom out

All I can say is volatility. Short term this could go anywhere. Unless DJI reaches somewhere under 22k the risk/gain of the market will remain too high to make stocks a very attractive investment IMO. The market could easily drop back to even 2016 levels (18k), there's nothing really stopping it.

BEARS ON SUICIDE WATCH

reminder to buy some CREG before close

We already had historical etf outflows, common people panic selling => good news

What a wild ride.

>>7502794
At the moment.
Mostly buying up amrs.
Gonna buy 10k more in the next week.

>>7502831
my shakey hands cucked me out of getting back to 1k because I sold half my UVXY this morning to be safe but I still gained $40 compared to the day before yesterday lol.

>>7502794
made 11k today, up 50k since January 1st

>>7502934

Not bad, spend all day shilling this turd, and your 100 shares are up a whole $7

>>7502988
I lost my ass today, anything in the positive should be consider a huge victory.

>>7502977
so fucking close to being able to day trade

24k LADS

>>7503025
haha yeah.
I already can, i took money out, no interest at day trading at the moment.
Swinging amrs with a few thousand every week though.

>>7503020
technically I lost 250 but that was out of the 290-300 gain yesterday. Don't worry about individual days so much

All I wanted was to see shit hit the fan. Is that too much to ask? Is it bad that I wanted to see the world burn?

>>7503015
basically

>>7502439
Amd sucks, ryzen still cant play games better than intel. Has no igpu and only works with certain ram. Amd has no respect from consumers

>he bet against the market at the very bottom of the correction

>BULLS in 15 minutes

>>7503106
For world to burn, which will happen, you will need to bring housing and bonds down. Stock market is tiny market.

>>7503163

muh alts are 50% from ATL. Waiting for the dump. BTC to 4k also.
or
T ROCKETMAN

>>7503171

Correct. Stock market panic on its own isn't going to blow up the whole operation. Need real tangible smoke and fire for that.

gimme somthing to buy come on gimme somethin

>>7503171
Do you know any good resources for learning about bonds?

I wish /biz/ had a wiki ;_;

wew sold the bottom today guys fml.

>>7503252
Duh..
>>7502977

i am literally in shock that all of you arent heavy into it with all the news and projections

>>7503171
Well, stocks maybe could set the others off. So far that's far from happening obviously.

I just wanted to say I really appreciate you /smg/ (and even back when it was /rgt/)

I don't really have any friends to talk to about with stocks or anything. You guys make this shit fun. Bear or bull you're all scholars and gentleman in my book. Good luck to you all.

>>7502170
wtf was he thinking, even if bow hunting always carry a sidearm ffs

>>7503282
why arent you in Xaviers school?
they teach and give picks for free.
https://discord.me/xavier

i-i-i'm g-going to make it guize.

STAY G REEN

>>7501918
We have to bring this bull back to life.

It was a slow declining general flat day. More consolidation mostly. Then BAM the DOW/S&P started pumping and weed opted to come along for the ride. Good upwards momentum in power hour here, most of sector in or near green, likely overall green close.

>>7503330
thats pussy shit
primitive bow hunting no guns is the only respectable hunting way

tfw bear

Remember to buy high and sell low, /biz/!

nice crash guise

How do Bears live with their own stupidity?

If I'm disallowed from buying stock for 3 months on robinhood, can I just use fidelity until the lock passes?

I daytraded 5 times due to shakey hands (^:

Was this a deadcat or should I buy back in??

>>7503419
Jesus christ man, robinhood has a safe guard option for that.

>>7503322
Dubbudubs of truth, we friendos anon

>>7503424
I'd recommend just buying 1-2 shares of what you want and wait and see if you should buy more

>>7501918
can i use robinhood if i am a us citizen living in eu?

>>7503424
Almost impossible to say

As a bear with plenty of money invested in a x16 inverse dow etf, i'm very lucky and happy that the euro markets closed before the rise. Weekend please be gentle and forgiving.

>>7503424
chart is still bearish short term i'm waiting but fuck do i know.

>>7502603
>not getting both feet wet

Hold tvix over the weekend?

Holy FUCK this volatility, both up and down (mostly down)

>>7503424
We are going to the moon kid

>this is fine

>>7503486
Thats sounds bat shit crazy to me

>>7503487
>mostly down
sweetie!

>>7503486
LOL

>>7503467
Wait. We already dipped below the long term support line. See if it either crosses back over or drop down to the next support line.

>>7503543
Was thinking the same, being in the market right now seems like a literal gamble

holy shit i feel bad for you guys who are gonna be holding into monday

Bears so fucking devastated right now this is the best day of my life ahahahaha

Now is the time to sell. Or Monday morning.

Don't regret it biz.

>>7502041
I agree. I better start fucking tanking RIGHT NOW.

LGTSS

>bears

holy shit this is some bounce

well i fucked up. bought SPXS at 31.70 this morning. had a 7% gain at one point and waited out the day. sold for a 1% loss

>>7503360
K....Keep me posted

£1500 up 40 mins ago.

£110 now.

oops.

>>7503585

Devastated. Ya, right.

imagine being such a pussy you missed out on what will be the only dip of the year.....wew probably hero myself

It'll go at least 2%

>b-b-but Monday!!!111

The state of Burrs

UNIT running hard in the closing minutes

>>7503467
Return to normal confirmed.

>Bulls focusing on their shit gains and not noticing where the 10Y is at right now

You're so easy to fool. See you next week.

>>7503447
bring it in

>muh Black friday

Bears BTFO

>>7503322
Same, friend. If we goin down we go together.

Don't forget to buy MRNS for the conference next week, phase results gamble.

CVM too.

>>7503586
Negative. Taking a neutral position with my hodls.

the God Emperor commanded the tides to rise and yea they rose
and the bears were stricken by despair, and took their own lives in great numbers

*hits the dab*

>>7503690
10Y?

>>7503628

upward momentum still strong. Calling green close by about 2-2.5 points on the HMMJ ETF.

>>7502608
So cutting Obama's deficits by more than half? I'll take it.

500 HUNDRED POINTS

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

10 minutes left bears
wheres all that shit you were talking yesterday?

+2.00%

>"The bear trap is complete. Keep pumping until they're all margin called"

>>7502608
He cut taxes, so the deficit will be offset by wealth gains

>>7503752
>>7503742
>>7503719
>>7503731
>>7503770
>>7503761
>>7503774


God I hope it crashes in the last 10 min

Hope you bought in at today's lows lad

>>7503719
>commanded the tides to rise and yea they rose
called the FED, Goldman, &c and told them to cut the shit***

+500

WHERE YOU AT BURRS

Anyone have those options instructions?

>>7503793
right here fucciboi

Crash incoming

Smallcap: 1488
we did it for him
Leftypol shorters blowing their brains out

WE MOONING NOW. GO GO GO

>>7503787
Not gonna happen

>>7503821
>Bulls think this ride is over

>>7503715
MRNS has been tanking fucking forever, no thanks

>>7503793
Shame how fat she's gotten desu

I'm so glad everyone remembered to Trust Trump.
Just imagine if you hadn't and lost out on the rally!

>>7503793
HAHA ITS TANKING

>>7503751
lol wut

>>7503777
lol wut

PPT has its hands glued on the BUY button, non of this is real. Just for some positive headlines.
Hoping to shift the bearish atmosphere into bullish one.

TQQQ back on the menu?

everyone cheering that "the markets are saved"...

realize that we are probably not going back to the historical highs for some time

I still think we are on shaky ground for next week. Everyone remembers what its like to lose money, everyone realizes that the bear market is looming.

More pullback is necessary still before we can continue the inevitable slow grind higher. Next week will be fun.

I said yesterday we will probably see some retracement upwards Friday before more pain next week. Sorry.

>>7503893
pretty basic economics. less taxes=more wealth=more spending=higher gdp
higher gdp means debt as %gdp declines

>>7503919
dumb tripfag

>>7503971
fuck you I called the bottom of the market today perfectly
go to hell

140 point continuous swing in a minute, that's the biggest I've ever seen, 10 tick chart fucking kek

30 seconds bearfags

>>7503979
i bet you called her winning in november too

>>7503919
Kek, so far been dead accurate.

I'll scoop up the bottom but so far it's not looking much like we've reached it yet

best dividend stocks?

It's over. The bloodiest week for stocks in a long long time.

best day of my fucking life

>>7504030
TVIX holders absolutely FUCKED
We finished on a high note, that's what counts.

>>7504023
i called your mother last night b-bitch

p.s i voted trump but i live in massachusetts so my vote didnt count :^)

>Last Friday close on -666
>This Friday close on +333

what did the satanist jews mean by this

>mfw i decided to short 10k @ 1:45

>>7503742

ETF closed +1.79%. I'll take it.

Alright, markets closed. We can breathe again. Good job everybody.

>>7504070
sorry Trumpfriend I got caught up in the excitement and didn't check my fire

>>7504074

It means they don't care about math or accuracy.

Last Friday was down 365.75

That's a wrap boys. I'd like to thank DWT, UVXY, and TQQQ.

gg everyone

carnival opens on monday safe weekend

>>7504063
Twix is the shittest chocolate money can biy.

>>7504063
>tfw bought 180 TVIX for 11.58 this morning
>held at 14 like a dumbass
>barely escaped at 11.63
I made 9 dollars today

>>7504030
Until next week lol

>>7504152
learn to take profits, anon... jeeez

>>7504156
We are at return to normal. Everything is going to be fine.

>>7503934
Lmao, jesus fucking christ dude.

>>7504209
uh. you know whats after return to normal right? fear.

>>7504231
You sound like a Valley girl

whats a good exchange for eurofag?

>>7504204
Yeah lesson fucking learned.

>>7504209

gap up monday

>>7501918
Jim Rogers: Next Bear Market ‘Worst in My Lifetime’
https://twitter.com/TruNews/status/962070887037063168

>>7504204
>learn to take profits, anon... jeeez
You guys have a certain percent you take out?
What happened to hanging on for long term (year plus in US) for preferential capital gains tax.

>>7504248
There's nothing to fear, everything is normal. We have officially returned to normal. Have a good weekend

>>7504348
fuck off analyst shill

>>7504366

>>7503934
For fuck's sake, learn the formula for gdp, it's like five terms long

>mfw -1000 on monday

I bought in at 26k, should I cut my losses on this upswing and rebuy in when correction is over, or just hodl?

>>7504581

um...buddy you missed the dip, just go do something else

>>7504581
hold faggot

>>7504504
lower taxes means higher C and I

i told you guys this before market opened today
see you monday

>>7504536
nah the bull is back with a vengeance

it would've been a different story if we closed red today

>>7504581
What are you investing for and how old are you?
If it's retirement and you're in your 20s, you can probably just fucking hold.

>>7504615
>implying the dip has even begun

oops wrong pic

>>7504581
>when correction is over
And when will that be, exactly?

>>7504364
Before I even think about a trade I have an entry, target and stop loss. I scale out profits when my targets are hit. Targets/entry are based on chart analysis, simple support/res

>>7504650
That's what I'm thinking. Thanks for the pep talk, gonna hold.

Dollar not being garbage when?

>>7504760
Try and buy in the dip too if you get a chance. Anywhere 22k-23500 is probably good.

What ever happened to Dynashill? Literally one of the most volatile trading weeks in the past few years and UVXY popped 200% at one point yet he's nowhere to be seen.

>>7505306
Probably killed himself after selling UVXY at 12.

>>7502333
Up 200 dollars today, been beating the indices consistently the past month.

>>7503252
You mean you haven't been buying the tesla and ford dips?
Buy'em
#dippy

What a wild week!

Everything gonna pump or dump on monday?

>>7505815

PUMP UP THE JAM BABY!

>>7505815
>"Keep pumping until all the bears are liquidated and sudoku'ed"

>>7505815
Green Monday and probably Tuesday. Wednesday or Thursday decline.