/biz/ - Business & Finance

Then it happened. When she came home I heared her turning on her laptop and a few minutes later I heard screams. She furiously shouted my name while I was pretending to not hear her upstairs. At some point she ran into our bedroom with a red face, tears running down here eyes screaming at me incoherent sentences about her pets, rent, her dads health insurance. I didn't reply because I felt like passing out and this made her even angrier. "DON'T YOU EVEN CARE? HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO FEED MY DOG?? HOW WILL MY PARENTS BUY THEIR GROCERIES NOW THAT YOUR CHILD MONEY IS WORTH NOTHING??". I felt so horrible. I felt weak and like a failure and on top of that I apparantly ruined the life of a whole family because her dad took a mortgage and sold his oldtimer Porsche to buy crypto. I didn't have much to say then and after a while she stormed out the door, said "this is over" and that I "will have to pay". I'm not sure where she is now since she's not picking up her phone but I just can't get the horrible fear out of my head that she's with her ex right now because he's still in our group of friends. Guys I feel like throwing up and everything is so fucked right now. Can she legally demand money? Am I fucked guys? After all it was her will to invest her money.

Please help me

Why can't you guys just be honest and not larp in every thread?

EUROTRASH BTFO!!!! The only good thing to come out of crypto is to make all you fucking faggots commit suicide if not depression. HAHAHAHAHA

A thread died for this.

I'll let you be my boyfriend, I am a transgirl who cant get one otherwise
its a buyers market

Anyone like how it's always about thots proving they're worthless succubi.
Disregard the female jew.

>child money
More like manchild money.

tl:dr ur a cuck

7/10
Was an entertaining read.

i'm tired of this threads

Sage

>>7369756
2/10

>>7369763
If not larp fuck that bitch, does she not have brains herself? wtf.

second part was shit, but if you need a bf i'll be good to you through the crypto crashes

>>7369804
>implying this sort of thing didnt happen

>>7369756
no she didn't dump you because of crypto.
that was just the excuse she used but the real reason was something differnet.

Its these types of stale pastas that are going to ruin /biz/. Its not the redditors, nor the shills or pajeets, but stupid shit like this. Nobody cares about your normie problems, kindly fuck off.

Girls are not your thing, anon. Just go for the pipe ;)

>>7369756
>Investing someone elses money

>>7369973
No its the reason, or rather the thing that kept her from dumping him all this time was his money

>>7369957
But I loved her. Our relationship wasn't perfect but we became a couple before she even knew what crypto is. I don't want this to end. And on top of that I'm scared of her suing me and taking all my money.

>>7369854
kek

Nice LARP OP, you also sound like a Romanian.

>>7369999
She told me to. And things were going so well at the time, I thought what could go wrong.

She's still not picking up her phone. It's been hours. Someone hold me

Larp but it's amusing knowing somewhere in the world this actually happened

>>7370008
>>7369763
>>7369756
have you ever considered to kys?

>>7370129
Would they give them all your profit if you succeeded?

If not, why should they be entitled to reimbursements in case of losses? Makes no sense

>>7370129
>Someone hold me
Why would i want to hold a shitcoin?

>>7369756
Just neck yourself already

>>7369804
Why do homosexuals love using the word "larp"?
LARP is live action role playing, it has nothing to do with OP.

>>7370129
come, let me hold you

>>7369756
Maybe you should have dumped her instead? Food for though.

>>7369756
Screencaped thanks for the lol OP

Imagine all the fags who shilled crypto to their loved ones around Christmas and Thanksgiving dealing with the fallout now...LMAO
We told those fuckers that the number one rule is DO NOT TALK ABOUT CRYPTO TO NORMIES, keep it to yourself and accumulate

>>7370129
>She told me to
That was your first mistake, listening to orders like that. You do your own thing with your own assets, relationships fall apart when you try to share assets like that, especially that fucking soon.

Well... That's what you get when you tie your relationship(s) onto a virtual coin.

>>7369756
guess youre a liar.
show her used panties with timestamp to proof your story and youll receive serious advice

do her in the butt

>>7369756
/adv/ is this way

>>7370129
Don't be a faggot OP. It's your fault. Just liquidate all your shitcoins and pay them up.

>>7369756
'make your own financial decisions'
how hard would that've been?

Reason #5120341234 why you should never tell anyone about your crypto gains

>>7369763
You have touched my heart, Anon.
Post your ethereum address so I can help you pay your rent!
Be quick, will check thread in a few minutes, ok?

>>7370257
>>7370178
Yeah, it was a huge mistake. I didn't gain anything from it directly but it felt good helping her out and bringing in money.

>>7370572
0x3c17E794aE726E5541D5600552a5eddEfD807f45

If you're serious

>>7370731
You fucking waste of flesh. You said you got into bitcoin early and now you have trouble paying rent? Is this what these fucking larp threads are for, another way to beg?

>>7370731

actually posts address

>>7370731
>If you're serious
lol he thinks that was unironic!
lmfao at your entire family going bankrupt and cant even buy dogfood
protip: dog meat taste breddy gud

>>7370731
>0 Ether

Hello LARPer

>>7370731
You're a special kind of scum, you know that? I hope you get run over by a car, you disgusting larper.

>>7370731
btw Anon I reported your post for money begging too so if you received a ban know that im lmao at you so hard!

>>7369756
post her nudes bro

>>7370731
Wtf you're probably in the green now. The fuck you're complaining

>>7370889
DEVILISH

>>7370802
I still have savings and a student job. Obviously I have less money now like all of us but if someone offers me money I'll glady accept his help and it's not begging. People do giveaways from time to time here. Idc if he goes through with it, it's not my biggest problem right now

>>7370862
>>7370889
Wow, who cares. Not my fault if some decides to troll me

I am so happy that I didn't let my parents buy into BTC. That has to be the worst losing other peoples money.

>>7369976
>going to ruin /biz/

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHhhHahHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHhahHhahahahahahHhahHAHAHAHhha

>>7370889
That picture gives me the fucking creeps, thanks anon

>>7370731
If you're gonna larp for ETH, at least make a sob story that doesn't make you look like an idiot

mfw I told OP to post his ethereum address because I felt sorry for him>>7370572
Then made fun of his entire family >>7370835

Then reported him for posting adress and begging for money>>7370889

OP HAS LITERALLY DISAPEARED FROM THREAD and is probably banned!
LMAO this is how you ddeal with these threads!

>>7369763
>HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO FEED MY DOG??
lol'd...sigh...what a hole.

>>7371202
Not banned faggot

>>7369756
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>7369756
man up, get a new one and never tell her anything about crypto besides that it is online international currencies.

and for the last time, just fucking hodl stop selling low and fall for the wojak memes.

>>7369756
>"DON'T YOU EVEN CARE? HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO FEED MY DOG?? HOW WILL MY PARENTS BUY THEIR GROCERIES NOW THAT YOUR CHILD MONEY IS WORTH NOTHING??
>"DON'T YOU EVEN CARE? HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO FEED MY DOG?? HOW WILL MY PARENTS BUY THEIR GROCERIES NOW THAT YOUR CHILD MONEY IS WORTH NOTHING??

>>7369763
Dude didn't you explain her and her family how crypto works? Didn't you explain them that you can make fast money as well as lose their money in a short period of time due to the nature of crypto? If yes, that's entirely their fault, if not... then find the nearest bridge and do (bungee) jumping.

>>7369763
no, you're fine since you're an accredited investor and documented everything perfectly to demonstrate that your client(s) understood the risk involved.
They clearly have no case.

>>7369868
do you pass

>>7369763
>her dad took a mortgage and sold his oldtimer Porsche to buy crypto
this happened. a grown-ass man made that move based his thot-daughter's yet another bf advice.

>>7370254
I am guilty

>>7369756
Nice larp.

>>7369756
glad i locked my meymeycoins at 18k now i would toss my trezor at my vault and forget about all this shit for a while, focus on my family my wife and kids and thank god for my mistake

>be me (who else?)
>buy shiny new trezor because ''muh hakzors muh hardwallet'' trend
>sees it has a locking function
>''hey, maybe it's for added security dont now maybe if it get lost or stolen people wont grab my little coins (got like 4 at the beginning of the craze)
>it feels good tho
>bitcoin drops 6k
>wanted to panic sell
>i can't because locked coins
>''AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA YOU STUPID DUMBASS WHY THE FUCK I DID THAT!''
>research about the ''locked'' feature
>tfw i see /biz/ crash and burn while im comfy as fuck

>>7369756
Typical careless brainlet who have absolutely no respect for anything around him. Would you give your GFs family advice on life-threatening conditions too? No. You just STFU and HODL and tell NO-ONE about what you think is good.

If they somehow insists tell them to read up themselves.

>>7369756
If dubs op must post her nudes
If trips, he must off himself.
Roll

>>7373337
Rolling again

>>7369756
>Richfags get fucked
Good

>>7369763
>gf asks me if she should get into crypto
>no
boom no issues

Sit down anon, we really need to talk....

Listen, I heard on the news that your internet money isn't doing too well anymore. I remember, I told you I would love you forever and held you so tight that day you told me you bought a "dank amount of BTC" when it was cheap, but something has changed and the feeling just isn't there anymore... I still love you but I'm just not IN love with you anymore okay?!

I think I'll be okay though, I heard Chad invested in NVIDIA, a real company that produces real things and has real cash flow. Listen now and don't freak out, I think I'm going to stay at his house for a few days and work through my emotions, I just need some time, I'm not ready for a relationship right now, I'm still emotionally sore.

Bye anon...

>>7373099
Basically this, she can't sue you.

>>7369763
Guys with girlfriends still hanging with her ex.
The worst kind of betafags.

>>7370572
0xEaD42c0C595E11F767835cf7ca1aC3D6Da88AA7e
thanks anon appreciate it. On my phone now at the gas station

>>7369756
Good sheeple. The world needs more non-thinking fluoride-slurping drones like you, who think gambling fake money on faker money is investing.

>>7369763
after she's done getting dicked by chad and comes back tell that bitch that she has wet noodle hands and that she must hodl. just keep acting like this is a normal thing and you know exactly how this market works. keep saying "you'll thank me at the end of this year". that will give you enough time to think of an exit plan.

>>7373765
This lol

>>7369756
This isn't even a halfway believable larp. This coin collapse has really damaged you fags mentally hasn't it?

>>7369756
if shes going to break up with you over this she wouldve broken up with you eventually

>>7369868
you are my fav poster this crash.

>>7369763
Dude I fucking hate your life
Your life sounds like it sucks, even just from reading it
Makes me kind of grateful for what I have, which is kind of shit on itself, but compared not to this shitshow of a mexican soap drama

>>7369854
F

>>7374011

This. If her opinion of you is tied to how much money you can make her or lose her....

>>7369756
OP you should chart her interest in you over time in relation to the price of bitcoin.