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7341716 No.7341716 [Reply] [Original]

Are you ready for the worst day of the stock market, ever?

>> No.7342362

explain yourself

>> No.7342469

>>7342362
VIX killing the XIV

We are looking at something unprecedented.

Be safe.

>> No.7342498

>>7341716
Tell me more.

>> No.7342519

im ready for the day of the rope

>> No.7342547

>>7341716
I'm ready, cause I'm not from amerifat
enjoy your depression

>> No.7342558
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7342558

I'm ready.

>> No.7342566

no

>> No.7342588

>>7342547
yeah cause global markets arent interconnected or anything lol

>> No.7342600

>>7342362
Largest VIX move in the market. Short volatility has just bankrupted half of wallstreet.

>> No.7342659

>>7341716

Cramer has been tweeting for the SEC to get involved. Calls $XIV a giant scam.

>> No.7342673
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7342673

How will this affect our buttcoins?

>> No.7342961
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7342961

I'm ready to short it, yeah.

>> No.7343037
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7343037

>>7342547
Say hello to the world reserve currency, the almighty USD.
As goes America, so too goes the world.

>> No.7343069

That's not how this works retard.

>> No.7343174

>>7342673
either it plummets as investors are desperate for liquidity or it catapults as a safe haven from the carnage about to unfold in traditional markets but idk tho

>> No.7343193

It won't be worse than the 1929 black tuesday. Probably

>> No.7343245

How can I short this tonight?

>> No.7343281

Nikkei just nosedived 500 points at open.

>> No.7343302

>>7343037
>Say hello to the world reserve currency, the almighty USD.

It's actually oil

>> No.7343326
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>>7343037
The world is reborn tomorrow.

>> No.7343343

>>7343302
what do you think the petrodollar is you idiot

>> No.7343365

>>7343174
>safe haven
>safe
>crypto

>> No.7343466

Check my last, Nikkei now down 800.

>> No.7343497

>>7343365
Cryptos no, only Bitcoin

>> No.7343510

>>7343343
Petrodollar is basically dead my dude.

>> No.7343546

what the fuck is the shanghai markets going to do? please no dump.

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7343579

Won't happen before April

>> No.7343604

>>7343466
down 976 now. shit is falling hard.

>> No.7343626
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>>7341716
I will sleep as giddy as before christmas day as 6 year old.

>> No.7343656
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7343656

YEAHHHHHHHHHHH BOOOOOOOOOOOOY !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>> No.7343657
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>>7343546
Japan down 900 points in 10 minutes.
Your chink money is forfeit.

>> No.7343718

>>7343546
My chinese stocks took a massive fucking shit. Tencent down 10% baba down 10% netease has always been shit but now its at failed ICO levels

>> No.7343725

Nikkei now down 1000. Anyone know when they stop trading?

>> No.7343744

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.7343767

>>7343037
Look at all that red!
God Emperor Trump just keeps on winning in all states!

>> No.7343790

>>7343718
i better grab some lube and prepare my ass

>> No.7343804

>>7343767
Zoom out.

>> No.7343915

>>7342547
>thinks the american stock market crashing wont effect every other world market
>must not have paid attention in 2008
top kek

>> No.7343925

>>7343656
No support at all, it's only down from here boys!!!

>> No.7343957

>>7341716
The DOW is dead. It will never recover.
Stocks are dead. They will never recover.
Crypto is dead. It will never recover.
4chan is dead. It will never recover.
Earth is dead. It will never recover.

>> No.7343960

>>7343725
5.30 hours from now
nightmarish

>> No.7344027

Shanghai and hong kong online in 54 minutes. oh my fuck.

>> No.7344037

>>7343767
Kek

>> No.7344167

why is this happening

>> No.7344327

>>7344167
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z0GFRcFm-aY

>> No.7344485

>>7344167
Because you didn't listen.

>> No.7344624
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7344624

i don't want to go to sleep because i'm really dreading tomorrow. i'm way too exposed to european equities and they're going to get absolutely slaughtered. i was going to gradually go risk-off during spring and not i'm caught with very little cash on hand

>> No.7344637

>>7344485
yes, the market is crashing because this ONE SINGLE ANON did not listen.

>> No.7344662

>>7344637
lets fucken get him!

>> No.7344692

>>7344624
REAL NIGGA HOURS
SMASH THAT MO'FUCKN MARKET SELLLLLLLL

>> No.7344722

How to short this?

>> No.7344942

>>7341716
Nothing to do with G20 starting Tuesday 6th through 9th?

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>>7344942
That or this is Trumps scorched earth tactic to distract from the impending FBI indictments.

>> No.7345744

>>7343767
Top kek