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Why would anyone over the age of 18 eat ramen? Pasta with a sauce and cheese is cheaper and has way more nutrients.

why would anyone over the age of 18 still use goyim paper? Cutting your own rags to whipe yourass and washing them every three days is waay cheaper

why would anyone over the age of 18 still not reply to this post? It's not like his mother would stay alive if he didn't

>>7286669
Just steal food at that point. Your primal instincts should take over cuck society rules.

i was pretty disturbed when i learned that ramen and styrofoam is basically the same shit

>>7287345
Go to hell.

>>7286669

Time to become a soy boy.

>>7287353
Believe everything you read on the Internet

>>7286669
Why would anyone over the age of 18 post on reddit? 4chan is cheaper and has way more anonymity.

this is the most reddit like thread i have seen so far on biz
biz is fucking dead

>>7287353
Saw it on facebook

>>7287301
>he doesn't use the latrine stick

>>7287049
Too much work

Cup noodles are literally just "pour hot water"

>>7287353
source?

>>7286669
>HE DON'T WANT TO BE POOR
Just graduate collage, find wife, have children, work hard, pay taxes, like other normies

potatoes and bananas are the most nutritious foods in the world. if you just ate those two foods in unlimited amounts you would be healthier than 99% of people and you would not get fat no matter how much you ate.

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>>7287499

https://www.thehealthyhomeeconomist.com/ramen-noodles-lovers-beware/

>>7287466

biz was always dead

>>7287536
>eat unlimited calories
>never get fat

ONE SIMPLE TRICK

ramen in my country is unironically more expensive that decent pasta or vegetables

>>7287353
OK, gramps.

>>7287536

>eating potatoes
>not getting fat

>>7287536
>picking 2 of the most carb heavy foods out there

>>7287536
> bananas and potatoes are the two most nutritious Foods in the world

The next generation is lost.

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>>7287998
>they think carbs make you fat
lul

>>7288199
>he thinks carbs don't contain calories

let me dumb it down for you brainlets. carbs are converted into glycogen and is burned as energy.

fat is stored as fat.

you eat a high fat diet. you get fat. it's that simple.

>>7288234
>he thinks all calories react the same in the body
lul

>>7288270
Lol you’re pretty good at acting this dumb

>fat fucks who go from 350 pounds down to 280 think keto is healthy because LOOK AT THE RESULTS
lul

>>7288270
>you eat a high fat diet. you get fat. it's that simple.
just in case your not baiting i recommend researching keto diet, i recommend it for fat asses out there trying to lose weight

>>7288565
>keto
>forcing your body into a state of sickness in order to trick it into losing weight
>healthy
lul

>>7288270
finally, measurable antimatter, its a shame its your brain anon

>itt: fat fucks who think theyre nutrition experts because they lost a couple pounds on keto but are still ginormous fat fucks
lul

>>7288710
>finally, measurable antimatter, its a shame its your brain

it's literally impossible to not lose weight on keto.

>>7288792
>itt: fat fuck who doesnt realize forcing your body into metabolism can cure prediabetes, can treat cancer, and is just incredibly good for you

>>7287049
>sauce and cheese
disgusting sugar and dairy

>>7287301
I learned two things. You are funny and I spend too much time here.

i love triggering you literal fat keto fucks.

>I LOST 85 POUNDS ON KETO YOU TARDHEAD
so fucking what? you still weigh 290. i wont be impressed until you fat fucking slobs are at 170 pounds. but youll never make it there on keto lul

>>7289007
This post reeks of reddit

>>7287049
I like it. I wish the US had pot noodles.

>>7288792
it's kind of weird. americans are obsessed about "keto" and "carbs" and whatever, but 2/3 of them are obese. i live in frogland and we eat copious amounts of bread, sausages, pasta, pâté, cheese, butter... all the shit "health conscious" americans screech about yet good luck seeing a motorized scooter anywhere in the country.

>>7289031
>POO POO PEE PEE
Is that your professional oppinion, health pooposter?

>starve myself for 3 days at a time
>go to buffet on 3rd day
>eat for 3 hours straight
>dont shit for 5 days
>repeat
my body is beginning to adapt to this diet
literally absorbing my shit now
im saving like $500 a month on food

>>7287536
The anti-keto

>>7286669
>Let me tell you something. There is no nobility in poverty. I’ve been a rich man, and I’ve been poor man. And I choose rich every fucking time. Cause, At least as a rich man, when I have to face my problems, I show up in the back of a limo wearing a $2000 suit …and $40,000 gold fuckin’ watch!
Now, if anyone here thinks I’m superficial or materialistic. Go get a job at fucking McDonald’s, because that’s where you fucking belong!

>>7289065
Everything you just mentioned is low in sugar, whereas almost every processed American food is loaded with it, to keep us addicted. That's why we have to try harder to maintain healthy macro ratios - and, naturally, some people overdo it

>>7289065

T. Burger, can confirm.

Everyone here is disabled level fat.

Literally no one walks anywhere. Physical activity is totally unknown to these people. The stores are filled with cheaper processed fat and sugar

The real insanity is that these cheap empty calories are made possible by subsidies to the industries producing them. Do they are being made poorer by national debts at the same time they are feeding cancer

>>7289338
fruit is loaded with sugar and yet they are the healthiest foods in the world packed with vitamins and minarals. the difference is that the sugar is not processed. sugar (glucose) is good for you. processed sugar is bad. understand the difference.

american's are fat fucks because their diets are high in fat. not because their diets are high in sugar.

>>7287301
wow rags huh? look at this spendthrift. once your diet is optimized you shouldn't have to wipe. there should be no residue. I wipe with deodorant there is never any brown

>>7287483
>amerifats

>>7289483
so, dietbro, what happens to fat you eat after you eat it

>>7289450
>The body doesnt treat sugar as sugar
T: retard

America is the only country where people actually believe keto is healthy
I knew that they dont know how potatoes look outside of fries at mcdonals.

>>7289483
Retarded as fuck kys, Americans are fat cause they eat too much, calories in > calories out = fat ass.

>>7289085
You are god amongst men.

>>7287566
>biz was always dead
>/biz/ is dead
>/pol/ is dead
>/fit/ is dead
>4chan is dead
Yeah yeah, we get it already.

>>7289594
>he doesn't know fat converts to fat. hence the name fat.
>he doesnt know carbs are converted to energy
you're fat

>>7289680
ya something a fat fuck would say. youre fat.

>>7289085
oh dude just wait until you shit blood.

>>7289746
>He doesnt know carbs convert to fat
>he doesnt know natural sugar converts to fat
>he doesnt know fat converts to energy
>he doesnt know fat converts to protein
>he doesnt know protein converts to muscle
>he doesnt know fucking anything
>he's a retard
>he failed school
>he got a degree in gender studies
>he spent his last 50 bucks on digibyte trying to get rich

>>>/reddit/

>>7289906
how fat are you? please tell me.

>>7289906
>he doesnt know you have to eat a massive amouth of carbs to make them turn into fat
>carbs firstly get stored in the liver and muscles
>even 25% of the excess carbs are used as energy to convert carbs into fat
>he doesnt know that body has to go into a sick state to convert fat into glucose for the brain
>he doesnt know that fat is the least pref energy source for the body
>dies after years of keto while everyone thrives on high carb whole food diets.

>>7289961
6'4, 220 pounds

you on the other hand are a lardass

>>7289991
>goes on the internet and posts things that are factually incorrect

>>7289007
upvote for you good sir

>>7289996
>220 pounds
hahahaha fat ass

>>7290017
ohh good lord have mercy on your little brain

>>7290065
so you're fat and short at the same time, shit no wonder you're here

>>7289085
>dont shit for 5 days
dude you're going to get a shit that tears your asshole one of these days if you keep that up.

>>7287536
>bananas

>eating nature's trash

>>7290117
how could i be fat? my diet consists of less than 5% fat.

hahahaha youre fat

>>7290133
>a food that literally contains adequate amounts of every vitamin and mineral is trash
stay fat

>>7290166
>fat manlet doesnt realize that fat consumed in food makes up 3% of the fat in your body and the rest comes from fat made by your body from carbs

t: literal retard

>>7290166
>/fit/ containment breach
You know the drill motherfucker post body

>>7290207
>carbs make you fat
oh dear child lul you will never not be fat. such a shame.

>>7290230
fuck you fag. go jerk off somewhere else.

>>7290291
Nobody wants to jerk off to your ugly body, we just want to laugh at it. Post pics or stfu about fatness, fatty.

>>7290291
Bahahahahahahahahaha get fucked fatboi

>>7290230
would but I still got a bit of jelly after losing 50 pounds, I wanna get to 200 flat then put on some mass

>>7290361
>he weighed 270 and is still a fatass
hahahahahaha just like i said. fatasses think theyre experts on nutrition cause they lost some weight. STILL A FATASS YOU FAT FUCK.

get back at me when you hit 170. you never will though. your diet is high in fat. hahahaha

>>7290417
>5 foot flat fatboy crying in shame
hahaha get out mate, not just fat but a fucking manlet kek

>>7290458

WTFF they look so alien.

>>7290458
>he weighs over 220 pounds and is calling people fat
lul

>>7290475
>he doesnt realize 220 pounds at 6'4 is underweight

This is how we know you're a manlet my man

>>7287511
Dubs checked.

You left out the hardest part: finding a good job.

>>7290475
i give you about a 3/10 you got a good response from people but I think you aren't even trolling just a product of kellogs manipulation of scientific research

>>7290547
>he's this fat and this delusional
youve already admitted to being a ginormous 270 pound fat fuck slob so we know you have no muscle mass too. you disgust me.
lul

>>7290639
>>7290547
>6'4 220 is underweight
lul

>>7290678
>using BMI
Kek

>>7290687
ya i know. fat fucks like yourself hate bmi. we understand.

>>7290639
next you're gonna be telling me you've got autism and thats why you're still in the house

>Pictured
>The only woman that will ever love you

>>7286669
>posting reddit posts

you deserve to be poor

>>7290703
dude you think 6"4 and 220 pounds with no muscle mass is underweight. do you even understand how retarded you are?

>>7290703
What the fuck is wrong with you asshole? It's still too fucking soon. Way too soon.

>>7288987
Then make the sauce yourself. Literally takes 5 minutes and tastes a fuckton better.

>>7290729
>Being this autistic
>using retard as an insult
Anon I...

>>7290766
>he actually doesn't think he's fat
lul

>>7287301
Lmao we use our hands and water and soap nigga.

>>7290788
Is this what your face looks like, but like, shortened, like if I took the select tool and just halved the height of the face, keeping the width

>>7290702
Bruh im 5' 11 176lb, 11% bf. The only person in this thread thats fat is you, keep eating your carbs fatboy.

>>7290817
>but like, shortened, like if I took the select tool and just halved the height of the face, keeping the width

>>7290940
Finally giving us a picture of you to judge huh?

>>7290678
>BMI
wow you're retarded. bmi can't distinguish between fat and muscle so its fucking useless. fuck off

>>7287489
Might as well buy Soylent then, at least you actually get some level of macro intake.

>>7290991
>bmi is useless
im sorry for your fatness

>>7288565
How did so many of you fucking retards get memes into ketogenic diets? They’re not healthy you fucking retards, literally ZERO human populations have ever sustained themselves on ketogenic diets. Starches like potatoes are extremely healthy and filling. Lmfao at Keto retards.

>>7291077
Finally some new blood to this low grade bait, red id was getting boring

>>7286669
If you don't want to be poor then do something about it. If what you're doing isn't getting you out of being poor, then figure something else out and do it. If you're only going to daydream about being rich it will only remain a dream

>>7291077
because they want the easy way out. theyre fat fucks who still want to eat disgusting saturated fats. theyre weak.

>>7291133
Thats terrible advice. Job hopping is the reason so many people are poor. The only way to get rich is to get a job and stick with it for 40 years.

>>7291106
Jesus Christ 17 posts from a pea brained retard upset that others aren’t retarded and know carbohydrates are healthy. Go ahead, eat butter and steak for every meal, never eat rice or potatoes again. Enjoy your heart disease ass clown.

>>7291176
I think what he means is have goals in the mid term, rather than purely longterm, which is actually a good idea

>>7291193
>Butter and steak
maybe you arent fat, after all you have shit taste in food

eat 90% organic sweet potatoes like the okinawans and profit. throw in legume mixes for protein and udo's choice oil for fats. end thread.

>>7291022
>Soylent
soyboy