/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>7271705
Clif High is a acid causality from the 60's.
Why do you faggots follow this hippy garbage?

That's completely retarded. If there are aliens capable of reaching earth and they do get here they have the technology to wipe us out in a moment. It wouldn't be a war, it would be pest control.

>>7271768
That's what he argues actually

>ayy lmao
>buy my bags?

Sounds legit to me

>>7271705
>the literal unironic somebody call the looney bin madman

Get some tea
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wjaIq3fuJg8

>>7271705
making crypto gains just so I can give my friend a bunch of $ to build me a rick and morty portal gun cuz the guy is a fucking genius at making tech out of random shit.

>>7271776
So he thinks the world ends this year?

>>7271842
Still listening, he says that some humans will realize we're defenseless against Alien tech and try to stop whatever we've done to piss them off.

But definite contact with aliens in 2018

This is insane. How can you listen to this guy talk about alien water technology and take any crypto advice seriously?

this guy is unironically on a perma trip
you can tell he is intelligent but he cannot decipher between reality and imagination. his brain has no filter on conceptualization.

the aliens will likely mine crypto first with quantum computers and then use the crypto to influence society to their advantage. they will walk among us unnoticed.

>>7271933
coz he was quite accurate last year till now on crypto

>>7271705
None of you faggots bought ZPE during the ICO, you're all gonna be crispy critters when the aliens scorch the earth's surface
>http://gaea.company/zpe-coin/

he says 3rd week of february crypto bleeding will be over btw

Will Aliens Eat Fried Chicken?

he says aliens will stop white genocide and name the jews...

how do we officially crown this men as the king of /biz/? he just needs to buy high and sell low and he would be perfect

>>7272009
"Turned my hand into a crispy fritter"
https://youtu.be/xedmfAgx8eg

Well, I'm still shitting my pants after reading next issue.

Will be released on the website on Feb 20th.

AMA anything.

>>7271705

I don't think ayys will do shit, but I have seen a lot of videos lately with UFOs appearing and disappearing (like all within 2017). Then there's all those pieces of meteors falling to earth lately too.

>>7272064
Does he mention LINK?

>>7272064
nice you back!

This guy is nuts, it's june.

>>7272064
anything on digibyte?

>>7271705
PROJECT BLUEBEAM

>>7272097
Only a string a suicides

>>7272064
any coins that biz aint talking about?

>>7272064
when BTC reaches 100k?

we are at war with aliens, the government just doesn't tell you

the truth is out there

>>7272064
Biggest Gainers?

>>7272116
NOT AGAIN! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>7272121
See
>>7272000

>>7272064
Something doesn't add up. Why do I think you are a larper.

CLIF HIGH IS GOD.

9/10 when he predicts something in crypto, it happens

>>7272078
Yes, in a short paragraph

>>7272081
Thanks!

>>7272097
No.

>>7272121
Nope, all the 5 coins mentioned are constantly shilled on biz

>>7272177
Good? Bad? Neutral?

In all seriousness though, does this mean the world economy will soon be running on crypto?

>>7271705
This might be true. I received a dream that I would get out of my car in midday, with the sun being completely blackened

>>7272152
He doesn't write all by himself. He has 7 people involved in the process (spelling, revisions etc).

>>7271939
He spent years on a permenant crippling vertigo trip which he had to meditate out of. The universe would not stop spinning about him.

>>7272177
>Nope, all the 5 coins mentioned are constantly shilled on biz

tell us, pretty anon!

>>7272217
>this plz

>>7272244
awesome cant wait for the release

>>7271956
(((Aliens)))

That phrase is used in a figurative sense

how is his model? is it an alien who tells him? or is it like the swiss anon fund who analyses data

>>7271983
>being right in a bull run
Rising tide lifts all ships yadda yadda yadda

>>7272310
He uses web crawlers to mine data from social media. His algorithm identifies trends in the use of words that are significant and can be used to predict the future, according to him

>>7271822
>>7271933
>>7272000
>>7272177
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>>7272300
What is going on in this thread?

>>7272359
crypto astrology and aliens

>>7271705

Have listened to many of master roshi's interviews. He stays away from topics that would raise red flags. Seems to stay away from the deep end but am still a little suspicious about him.

Can anyone confirm that he actually used to work for Microsoft back in the day? Is "Cliff High" even a real name?

Need an autist deep-dive on this guy to find out if he's a charlatan or not.

>>7272217
Honestly, I don't know how to comment that part. Probably among the 5 one is the most obscure.

He mentions both "fragile state" and "solid player" in the same sentence without any logical reason.

>>7272177
>all the 5 coins mentioned are constantly shilled on biz
Is it XRB, ARK, LINK, ICX, VEN?

>>7272407
>Master ROshi

>>7272433
XLM, XRB, FUN, VEN and LINK.

>>7272430
Thanks Anon,

What made you shit your pants? Are we gonna be fighting Aliens a year from now?

>>7272462
What does he think about VEN?

>>7272462
Why FUN and XLM? What is dancing and dwarf mean?

>>7272478
There are about 3 pages which are extremely creepy. The title of that chapter is "Circus" and they wrote 3 paragraphs about circus stunts (Sword swallowing, fire eating, strongman) in a way that makes me feel quite uncomfortable

>>7272540
context? WTF

>>7272359

Sifting through the ravings of a schizophrenic looking for hints to the future, like in Roman times the emperor would order his seers to cast the chicken entrails.

tell the aliens to buy the fucking dip

>>7272520
Dwarf in italian is translated as "Nano", so I guess it might refer to XRB.

For the dancer I have no idea.

FYI, the first version of this report was already written on January 27th, and it already included the "death" of FUN.

>>7272009
Kek

>>7271705
>creepy out because friend had a trip a few days ago and said he spoke to aliens that told him theres a galactic internet and we're gona tap into it soon because of crypto and our gov is gona try and stop it and aliens gona be pissd about them tryna stop it

bruh

>>7272586
aliens are probably nocoiners desu

>>7272657
How did you get it before the website release? Is it available to people that've bought issues in the past?

>>7272738
5G Networks ayy

IoT Wireless Alien Communication.

Someone is going to make a crypto that, using 5G signals, can tell aliens that we want to fuck them up.

>>7272771
>TFW satoshi is actually an alien

>>7272657
>Dwarf in italian is translated as "Nano", so I guess it might refer to XRB.
Wow what does he say about XRB?

>>7272771

Probably why they're mad enough to start a war.

He’s a fucking Jew and feeds false info to push agendas to you retarded goys.

>>7272775
One of the 7 people involved knew I was all-in FUN and he showed me the paragraph regarding fun on January 28th. I immediately sold everything and promised him to buy the whole report for 0.5 BTC if it was right about FUN.

>>7271906
Fuck off, not happening. We are the only living beings in the universe apart from interdimensional entities which we can not detect by any means. This is how it'll be until the human race as we know it will be wiped out.

>>7272834
yeah we know but whats his picks

>>7272834
He doesn't look semitic to me

>>7272462
What did he mean by this? Are they all good coins to hold or what?

>>7272838
For those not following the previous thread, here's the prediction about FUN, the clearest one.

>>7271822
>>7271933
>>7272000
>>7272177
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>>7272433
>>7272455
g-guys wtf

Be honest with yourselves right now.

Do you think this man is actually a human from Earth?

>>7272879
Wait a minute, isn't FUN about to be delisted from Bittrex?

>>7272879
What? Does this mean that FUN is dead or that FUN is alright?

>>7272908
That's the reason why I bought the whole report from him for 0.5 fucking BTC.

>>7271705
Do you have the Jan report? Can you share the pdf? Thanks!.

>>7272884
Maybe he's an alien sent to earth to teach us the technology of blockchain so that we can take another step towards being a part of the galactic confederation. This year some russian spy kills him, triggering a violent response from the alien civilization to which he belongs. After that we are forever banned from leaving the planet and artificial limits to our population are set.

I just bought 100,000 ALMO

>>7272956
Last released one was at the end of december.

so give or take 50-100 years of warring we will end up allied with the aliens as per usual and then it's a new frontier.... so - who's up for mass effect pussy?

>>7271741
Is that what the data tell you

>>7272857
He's french

>>7272156
>every single crypto prediction is bullish
>makes predictions in insane bull market where every single crypto rises

omg mystical genius

>>7271705
'Our datasets.'
He has literally no data, that absolute con man.

>>7272834
He said he's actually of german descent in this interview, or maybe it's the first part

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D46oeeEJrQk

>>7272931
What does he say about XRB?

UFO coin going to the moon this year guys

If we have first contact with aliens this year, then I will subscribe to his newsletter.

>>7271705
fyi this guy is schitzo with ***some*** decent knowledge of data mining/text mining.

An absolute fucking retarded other than that ..you guess so many things eventually one or two will be right. don't praise him for that

>>7272798
One of the first part says "Actually the data is suggesting that the fall off of the rate of anxiety about VEN prices will accelerate over late February and through March to the point that VEN will moon."

Then he starts talking about some deep transformations and becomes quite conspirationist.

>>7272798
>>7273103

Sorry, I was talking about VEN, not XRB.

I hope when I am this old and fucked up that I can somehow have a weird cult following of thousands of 20-somethings that cling to my every rambling word.

How could web bot possible predict the actions of things outside the influence of human language?

>>7273215

There is no bot. Cliffy just microdoses DMT and stares at 10 monitors at a time that cycle through newsfeeds and tradingview charts.

For whoever is curious, you can find it here. Don't expect crazy prediction (FUN was actually accurated but I can't even explain how to read the rest).

Circus part is creepy af.

http://satoshibox.com/7te2debf63voyo6g85fxomfe

>>7273207
Shit am I a dumb fuck for somewhat taking him seriously

>>7273283
>http://satoshibox.com/7te2debf63voyo6g85fxomfe
Nigga delete this or charge more

>>7271705
more like crypto blows up then bluebeam is fired off so that anyone outside of the circle that happened to ride the wave to funds that could prove to be obstacles perishes and the resulting restructure of society will favour surveillance and government rule over freedom of the common man

>>7273292

nope, he's in touch with the machine gnomes

he knows whats up

>>7273318
I avoid to lose so much from FUN crash that I don't mind. It's a /biz/ community, so I'm fine if others will upload for more and make some money out of it.

>>7273265

Based.

University of Washington astrophysicist here. There are no evidence based indications whatsoever that we'll have first contact in 2018.

>>7271705
It's the reich coming back from antarctica to wipe out ZOG. What a time to be alive.

WATER ALIENS AND ANTARCTICA HOLY SHIT CLIF HIGH IS FUCKING GOD

>>7273385

>implying the aliens are extraterrestrial, and not extradimensional

not going to make it

>>7273396
HOLY SHIT IT ALL MAKES SENSE NOW

All we need to do to access millions of years worth of alien porn is find the right quantum entangled particle.

>>7273385
Nigga I saw 14 UFOs when I lived in Washington along with several other people, open your fucking eyes
>pic related, saw two of these creepy shits

>>7273406

It's a statistics game. We make the reasonable assumption that interstellar travel is easier than interdimensional travel, and we can logically conclude that first contact will be with interstellar beings, not interdimensional ones.

What does he say about OMG?

>>7273385
>some random cuck who memorized cuckery made up by crackers fed to them by jews stolen from egyptians and asians made possible by psychoactive drugs from washington U knows how it's gona pan out

You're just as delusional as any fool

>>7273471

infinite dimensions means infinitely higher number of possible species getting bored and dicking around

>>7273483
Not mentioned at all

>>7273509
Did he mention aliens? Anything about Trump?

I unironically like Clif High and would love to have a conversation with him IRL, but I am afraid he would find me too normal and normal-adjusted to really spill the beans about interesting topics.

>>7273467

You think a race 100 times more advanced than ours would travel thousands or millions of light years and then leave their giant fog lights turned on?

>>7273431
https://youtu.be/UZPCp8SPfOM

>>7273467
arnt the tr-3b one of ours?

>>7273530

I would, just to fuck with the weird little primates on the rock we were scanning for element XCFDS-992143. That's just me tho.

>>7273509
That's weird because he praised it in his December issue.

does he mention smellycoin?

>>7273501

The highest number of dimensions that we can mathematically account for is 11. Besides, interdimensional travel is probably impossible. And even if it isn't, the energy needed for such a feat would surely exceed the mass energy of the known universe.

>>7271705
>these are the retards coinfags respect

No surprise desu

>>7273530
Yeah, I still scratch my head over that one... The second black pyramid craft "cloaked" when it flew over the highway, so I'm guessing the ayys know their being seen might cause car wrecks

>>7273532
I hear about the TR3B a lot, but what I saw was more like black glass pyramids that made zero noise and flew really close to my apartment... Scared the shit out of me and my gf at the time

>>7273526
No, but there are some mentions of USD.

>>7273557
I don't know if in the circus chapter there might be any metaphor towards omg. Too complex honestly.

>>7273576
>he thinks we mean the model of dimension

>doesn't get it we're using the geographical implication of the word.

It's ironic asking if you're THIS DENSE because being DENSE as fuck makes you limited to your locality.

>>7273576

>he thinks current technology math is capable of calculating anything

kek get back to me when you have a dyson sphere powered quantum AI working for you

>>7273642

The wouldn't even need to fly into our atmosphere to observe us. If aliens are observing us right now, they are either very far away using advanced optics, or they have sent nanobots down to earth to collect atmospheric data. They could tell quite a bit about us with that information alone.

this guy made me a millionaire
I trust him

>>7273215
The shock of added complexity to our linguistic noosphere is temporally transient.

Without the language to describe something that something is not knowable. Clif specifically is looking for novel use of language. His filtering is the code that took the most time and is ongoing, allowing him to distiguish signal from noise.

>>7273663

I'm guessing you were homeschooled by christian parents?

>>7271705
Sounds cool

>>7273720
Chemtrails?

>>7273642
>Scared the shit out of me and my gf at the time
Man you are sooo lucky you got to witness one of those. They say triangles are ours and cigar/box shapes are 'theirs'.

>>7273817

No. They would not leave any trace of their existence if they wanted to remain hidden. The same way we could have discreetly observed neanderthals with satellites.

>>7273431
WTF do you have a link to this clip of Alex?

>>7273720
Sometimes I wonder if the ones I've seen are manmade or Von Neumann probes... Who knows, anon.. Could be that the ayyys are giants and their nanotech is gundam-tier shit to us..
>>7273822
I do feel pretty lucky, but between UFOs and crypto investing, my family has ostracized me and nobody but anon will talk to me about it...
>mostly lurk /x/ but /biz/ has the best memes

What the actual fuck kind of thread did I just stumble into?
This is some ShrekChan-tier shit.

This "leaker" is a fucking retard.

The writing style is remotely Clif-like but it's so fucking simplistic it's unbelievable.

>muh things are bad
>b-but then they're good!!!

Not even covering OMG is obviously a red flag too, this coin is practically a mainstay of his reports at this point.

Overall, I give it a 4/10 for the effort. The first page was remotely convincing, and I've saved it just to verify the fact that you're a piece of shit when it's actually released.

But anyone believing this guy here is a fucking idiot.

>>7273945

The problem with giant Von Neumann probes (like from 2001) is that they would never survive an interstellar journey, nor would they be economical. When you're traveling at 10-20% lightspeed a pebble sized piece of space rock hits with the impact of a nuclear weapon. They would all be vaporized in the interstellar medium. Having a large Von Neumann probe also brings up problems of energy for thrust. If you make your probe tiny it stands a better chance of not getting obliterated by space dust, and it needs far less energy to accelerate and decelerate.

>>7273467
Were color were the lights? I saw one of these basically close up one night while a passenger in a friends car driving down the highway in the northeast US. Never heard them referred to as the tr-3b but googling that shows an exact match of what I saw, although I seam to remember the lights shifting in relative distance to one another as if they were disconnected. It was night so I couldn't see the craft but I will never forget what I saw. Unfortunately no one else in the car did and by the time I could pull a phone out it was hidden from sight behind the landscape. Lights appeared orange BTW

>>7274043
Im pretty sure hes lying as well. Just trying to shill his fake report for btc.

>>7273759
nop and none of that religion bullshit

>>7274206

Then the public school system has failed you.

>>7273945
>between UFOs and crypto investing, my family has ostracized me
You are just ahead of the curve, these years after bitcoin have been released have accelerated the awakening. The Battle of Los Angeles,1952 Washington D.C. UFO incident, operation high jump, majestic 12, 1997 phoenix lights all of is fact. Its not a matter of if its real its a matter of when its gonna be fully disclosed. The shit thats happening in DC right now is gonna cascade into a full shitstorm and massive red pilling. I have no doubt when the shit gets cleaned up the issue of exotic technology and black projects will surface. interesting times.

>>7274043
THIS. Somethings off.

>>7274229
Clif's newest report also talked about how there will be a massive anti-corruption wave, finally, with the USA leading the protests. Like, people are actually going to start getting together and start raising more awareness and actually doing shit at the grassroots citizen level to stop the corruption and clean house.

He also predicted $600 silver, because the technologies that are coming out are going to require massive amounts of silver, and theres going to be a huge silver industry coming out of this.

Basically the tech that is coming is the shit you see in Sci fi.....basically, we are going full Star Trek.

Soaring Twenties report was all about having a prosperous future. Can't see how that would work if we get rekt by aliens

So the leak is fake and gay?

>>7271705
Aliens wont invade now that we have access to blockchain technology. Unless they have the oracle problem solved we have nothing to fear from those low tech ayylmao losers.

>>7273283
reuploaded in case op takes his down
https://satoshibox.com/wickdy4eprnucy4ddtq4neqs

>>7271705
>>7275769

>>7275685
kill yourself faggot. Everyone knows what you're trying to do

>>7275685
Fake reports (this one and OPs). Don't get fleeced by opportunistic scammers.

>>7273746
>>7272156
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>>7273467
>>7274357

>>7275769

Are scammers actually whoring out a schizophrenic old man?

The utter state of humanity

>>7275894
I don't meet your profit requirement but I started this thread. Can I join?

>>7276033
Yes

>>7273283
I'd like my report.

https://blockchain.info/tx/6a7d84cc0a028bb7faae6dacaa3180a55db96ba66232db74e2d0df96399ecc6d

>>7276230
Nigga NOOOOO

Satoshibox is a scam itself. It says I am confirmed, can download the content - then it just sends me to the payment page again when I click to download.

>>7276009

>schizophrenic

don't bully Clif, he is a saint and his mind works on a level you can't comprehend

>>7276230
You are such a fucking retard.

>>7271906
well ima get a head start on that and welcome our new alien overlords.

>>7271741
>acid causality from the 60's
this is very well put!

>>7273530
I would think it was a way to slowly get us use to the idea but since the dawn of everyone having a high res camera in their pockets and zero high res pictures have come out its all just for a better story

>>7273467
Why the fuck would aliens make their ships look like Doritos?

I'll give my alien overlords all my LINK

>>7271705
based grandpa is woke

>>7274142
White lights with a smaller faint red light in the center

>>7274514
Exactly. This leak has got to be fake and gay.

>>7271705
PLEASE TELL ME THE ALIENS USE BITCOIN

>>7271768
Yeah this senpai, were probably even less of a threat/annoyance than we think.

>>7273467
Those UFOs are man-made. Top secret shit, son. Don't delve too deep.

>>7272879
POST WHAT HE SAID ABOUT VECHAIN FUCKKKKKKKKK

>>7273396
What is their stance on crypto?

>>7276935
Holy shit, it’s an airport. Spoooooookkkyy.

>>7271705
he's a larping faggot who spouts horseshit about analysing the internet and basically makes stuff up. Rips of subscribers by selling them nonsensical bullshit reports.A 100% hippy cunt with no tech or morals.

>>7271768
>it would be pest control.

I'm a cockroach with lethal venom and natural weaponried airborne ebola and opposable digits. come at me you muthfucking ET

>>7277658
Oh please. Everyone on /biz/ dreams they could monetize their bullshit like Cliff can. He is a goddamn genius.

>>7277212
no but the cia and nsa sure do

>>7277699
>He is a goddamn genius.

At being a larping faggot and a genius at lining up conspiracy tards with no IQ from the corners of the internet sticky with schizophrenia with no tech knowledge or education yes but right from the start his 'tech' was utter bullshit and still is. Conman. Maybe good at being a conman but that's about all.

>>7271705
>nigga
he is white you mong

>>7277777
EUROPOORS BTFO
AMERIMUTT MEME IS DEAD

>>7277762
Yeah? Could you do it? Could you turn your dope fueled alien fever dreams into millions of hard coin? I don't think so.

>>7272931
>0.5 fucking BTC

is this larp or does he really sells his report for FIVE FUCKING THOUSAND DOLLARS!?!

>>7277777
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eBAHqRnSgRw

>>7277806
>Yeah? Could you do it? Could you turn your dope fueled alien fever dreams into millions of hard coin? I don't think so.


assuming I have a moral framework that facilitates selling bullshit to retards. how very millennial prajeet of you

>>7277855
You have any idea where you are posting you fucking asshole?

>>7277815
>just checked
>it's $99
>still a ripoff

>>7277777
4chan in one post

>>7277777
You're gonna be rich.

>>7271705
He's not wrong. Its just that the aliens are Jews.

>>7277882
>You have any idea where you are posting you fucking asshole?

I should I I've always been here you stupid little prick.

LMAO this guy is a perfect 4chan meme

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D46oeeEJrQk

In this video he claims there was an ancient race of blue and green men living in Antartica... LMAO

>>7272064
How did you get the report if it's not even on his website yet?

>>7278123

Seems legit to me. Can you prove him wrong? His sources are immaculate.

>>7276935

The hills on the right kinda look like titties.

What coin do we buy to fight off aliens?

>>7271705
this nigga seriously wearing a 65 year old overweight cat lady's glasses smdh

>>7271705
he doesn't believe in the alien war

>>7271768
Can confirm, this is happening.

>>7277292
http://satoshibox.com/7te2debf63voyo6g85fxomfe
If you don't have 27 bucks to spend for reading yourself you deserve to stay poor.

VEN chapter is quite dense.

Lol.the fud has literally transferred into end of the world memes

You guys are insufferable

>>7277212
Well I guess they'd have to considering the jackass was forecasting BTC hitting 100k before the end of the year in the last report.

>>7272540
coded message, don't stress

>>7272879
Stop this larp, you just shooped this one around from last report's Monero paragraph. New report isn't out yet and if anyone throws money at your satoshi box, they're just as retarded.

>>7273283
i told you in the other thread to fuck off pajeet

this shit is fake

>>7273265
even better

seriously though...this guy started a very long time ago and has seen everything coming.

>>7273462
papa clif already on it
https://twitter.com/clif_high/status/955623777685012480

>>7273471
>doesn't realize extradimensional contact pre-dates language
>thinks creating external wormholes is easier
wew lad

>>7271705
I WANT TO BELIEVE