/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>7262699
He’s quite popular

>>7262719
Forgot this

>>7262699

op, why are you looking for guys in tinder?

>>7262780
Give me openers biz

>>7262881
Just Christ rogue looks like an ogre screaming. WHY THE FUCK WOULD SHE MAKE THAT HER PICTURE?

>>7262699
Oh look hes back. Fuck yeah. You seem to attract a fuck tonne of thots

>>7262881
SHORT PRAN

>>7262881
Ask them to sit on your face

>>7263082
Lol maybe no self-awareness?

Can you use serge next to time

>>7262881
You should face fuck rogue, while telling her the pit falls in modern leftist ideals

>>7262881
Jocelyn doesnt look too bad. Ask if she likes it in the pooper

>>7263082
lol

>>7263082
>Swipes right
>Matches with Ogre
>Whoops

I think a better question is why in the fuck would he swipe right on her.. waste of data if you ask me...

you should have used this

Just signed up on Tinder. Somewhat good looking and jacked. Should I put a fake Portfolio as well? Seems to make it even easier

To quote the Lord of Poon, use this in your bio: "LTR for the girl who earns it"

>>7263313
Do it.

>>7263313
make a profile of sex dolls and see how many guys hit on u

>>7262881
Haley a cute

>do you think that tattoos are actually just a façade of expression because the person getting them cannot live out what the tattoo is meant to express?
>for example, a person gets a tattoo of a wolf because it represents toughness and thoughtfulness while their owl tattoo represents wisdom- at least in their mind
>but the person's life is not exemplary of someone that truly values those principles. A tough person wouldn't need coffee to make it through the morning, and if they did it would be plain and black instead of an overpriced blend from an expensive shop
>a wise person would have been making short term sacrifices to save money and build a sustainable future for themselves instead of daydreaming about making it as an artist
>I think this type of behavior is a perfect example of Julius Evola's bourgeoisie society before it ultimately falls to the final caste regression. People have only the most surface level interest in things (especially principals) to the point that they brand themselves rather than live out what they mean.
>you can see this at the gym when people wear athletic wear but don't know much of what they're doing while advanced lifters mostly forgoe style altogether. Everything becomes about an aesthetic to make up for the absence of substance. I think tattoos do this better than anything
Send it to the girl with tats

Are there any normal girls on Tinder or just sluts and crazy girls?

>>7262699
You should make one of a crypto-rich Indian to see how far they will go.

If Mudasir Jalalajeet has 3 million in ether and btc, will the ladies still flock to him?

>>7263483
bumble is for the normal girls but good luck getting a match to message you first

>>7263528
Please do this ffs guys. Will be hilarious.

>>7263483
It’s a numbers game, but def some cool women on there. Some I’m still friends with who check in to see if I’m okay and opened up some really good opportunities for me

>>7263483
If you're looking for a relationship, don't bother. Been using it for a year and nearly every girl is just using it for validation and/or free coffee. Bumble is a bit better.

>>7263447
That's some deep shit mane. This copy pasta?

> Just looking for friends

>>7262881
Drea > Haley > Jocelyn

>>7263791
drea 7, jocelyn 6, haley beyond repair

>>7263447
beautiful

>>7263791
Snapchat filters automatically relegate a woman to garbage-tier

>>7263528
This. Although, the results will be rather predictable.

>>7263829
Yea, why would some millionaire pick her brain when she's on Tinder sucking random dicks for a Starbucks drink.

>>7263733
I've posted iterations of it before. I don't know about deep either. I feel like I'm just rewriting ideas from more intelligent people. Is that all that's left for us?

Rerolling my own
>>7263447

>>7263082
Because the ratios are so skewed on tinder that chicks can do whatever they want on tinder and still get 100s of thirsty guys messaging them.

Do you even into supply and demand?

>>7263447
i have tattoos faggot fuck you

>>7263447
Do it OP.

>>7262699
>tinder
>"just looking for friends"
It's an irritating lie from the sluts who use it. But absolutely cringey and pathetic from any numale.

Neville here

>>7263447
Done

>>7264157
More Jocelyn.

Im trying to be as autistic as possible

>>7264113
They're not all bad. This is just mean to upset someone with tattoos. It raises your ire before you have time to think about what may be fallacious in the argument.

>>7264271
Moar.

The autism bit is to see how far they’ll put up with an autist.

>>7263557
>Hey Steve, was thinking about you and wanted to remind you to empty your piss bottles and go outside today maybe. I hope you're not still thinking about killing yourself. Jesus loves you. K bye.

>>7264303
God you guys are slow

>>7264388
Lol

>>7264409
Kek

>>7264030
you should definitely check out Walter Benjamin's works on aesthetics and art, anon...

>>7264436
Lel

>>7264388
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA her vagina is drying up

>>7264409
>>7264375
Alright think of a response biz

>>7264436
>>7264466

>>7264491
give her the "while you were out partying I was studyign the blockchain" meme

>>7264491
>My battery is about to die, bye

>>7264491
i have the autismo

>>7264491
i've always held the yuri genre in high regard and think therefore that cute girls should be the lesbians together

>>7264491
My sister passed away before we got the chance

>>7264491
Restraining orders....

>>7262699
Look who's back

>>7264306
Have you received texts like this? I hope not, that would be sad

>>7264436
kek

>>7264491
Because ladies wouldn't acknowledge the class of a well dressed genteman with a fedora

>>7264491
>I get aroused really easily because I don't see women often. Not a lot of women work in tech. It's because their smooth brains can't understand the blockchain

>>7264491
Used to be gay...

Now I'm finding myself

>>7264491
>Show me how it's done hahaa

>>7264536
this

>>7264491
>I prefer 2D

>>7264491
because i almost cum in my pants at the touch of a girl, even if its just walking down a crowded street

>>7264388
My dad told me I'm a shitty cuddler

>>7264491
Because I never had the confidence to approach a girl until my recent success in the crypto world. The amount of money I'm making gave my confidence a huge boost.

>>7264514
I like this one. Give me the copypasta

>>7264571
lmao

>>7264611
>>7264619
Ill copy this one too

>>7264491
Due to a condition, I have laid dormant inside this vessel, I am woken now...
I have studied at the library of Alexandria, battled alongside Genghis Khan, danced with Cleopatra, held symposiums with Plato, and meditated atop the Great Pyramid of Giza

>>7264619
when you were partying i studied the blade

when you were having premarital sex i mastered the blockchain

while you wasted your days at the gym in pursuit of vanity i cultivated inner strength

and now that i tell you i've never cuddled a girl before you have the audacity to ask me why?

something like that i think

>think of a response
>the cops are always on the way before she bled out before I finished properly

A different girl

>>7264491
you done goof

>>7264491
because i comply with the restraining orders. i'm a very respectful man at heart.

>>7264657
>>7264648
it's too early in the convo for these

>>7264657
Go for it op

>>7264491
'I'm obviously fucking with you, which is also what I'm going to do later'

>>7264657
round of applause folks

>>7264491
I wish that I could turn back time
Because now the guilt is all mine
can't love without the trust of those you love

>>7264657
*dead*

>>7264699
Wtf ? KEK

>>7264491
I have no arms. frowny face!

>>7264676
>you're day

>>7264676
>hehe
>emojis

You talk like a little girl.

>>7264749
it's kinda working though

Lmaooo

>>7263447
fukkin saved

>>7264760
No, the giant pile of money is working. Stop talking like a little girl.

>>7264771
kek, can't wait to see how she responds

>>7264771
kek

>>7264790
the whole point of this is to show that you can talk like a little girl or a giant autist and still score, like the threads yesterday have shown

>>7264771
Good Good...

>>7264790
stop stopping people Varg ffs

Is it just me or are 90% of women vapid as fuck? It's as if they only evolved to be sluts and raise children...

>>7264771
You absolute madman

>>7264830
Nice observation. Im surprised you just learned this.

>>7264830
Well yeah, most guys fuck hot chicks not smart ones

>>7264830
>It's as if

>>7264771
Forgot to add this part

>>7264830
Im more concerned with 80% of women being overweight and half of that 80 being obese
How hard is it to just not eat chips and cake every day ffs

This thread fucking blows

You should have dubs and trips decide responses your autism is not fun just dire as fuck

>>7264888
Wew. Moar bois

>>7264888
chek'd and kek'd my good sir.

>>7264923
>am i an uneducated sheep?
no
Leave the meme arrow in

>>7264923
Kek I think she wants to have sex with you anon

>>7264919
T. Mod

>>7264923
success is my religion and idealism is my passion.

>>7264923
At this point, obviously any chance getting laid is out of the picture. She is probably only responding for laughs, or to see if you have enough money to afford her pussy.

>>7264923
Time to go full spaghetti monster on her.

>>7264923
kek she out

>>7264919
Na I for one am glad OP is getting to the point some of us are busy, this is Biz not /b/

>>7264923
"It's a joke you fat slag. Why don't you come over and sit on my dick?"

>>7264113

Uh-oh, guess who got triggered by some truth? KYS, faggot.

There’s still hope

>>7265009
Roll

>>7264923
I have one religion: money
And I am it’s G O D

>>7264982
>some of us are busy
busy losing all of my money

have a monitor on with trading view charts in background

>>7264923
Hahaha holy fuck she's still talking to you, little Slut gold digger detected.

nah shes not out guys, her pussy is his autistic pussy now

>>7264923
>are you telling me that you're not?
>i mean come on, we're already in the year 2018 of our lord Jesus Christ and you're telling me that you aren't religious?
>this is exactly the reason why i ended up studying the blockchain

>>7265033
Tell her your favorite anime is boko no pico.

>>7265042
Hahahahahaha

>>7265033
TOP FUCKING KEK

>>7265033
>>7265051
>>7265055
What do bois

>>7265033
Anon what if you accidentally fall in love.

She likes your personality!

>>7264923
>>7265033
Tell her something like "It is the year of our lord 2018, who isn't religious these days?" then talk that "I pray to my god every day, and in return I obtained more
than 300k with my 10k investment."
Yes, bring now the money subject to see if she is a whore.

>>7265072
ask her what anime she likes

>>7264598
ROFL
>>7264771
yr gonna need to autist up harder than that bro, go FULL AUTIST

>>7265037
Kek bro just hold but the dips. Sell a bit when it's high and save that fiat,it's survival mode in Crypto until you get that first 10-20k profit

You can call me dady if you like. I read that its quite arousing for most women.

>>7265033
Tell her your favorite anime is Veggietales

>>7264923
I don't worship God but I would worship the ground you walk on, my fine lady.

>>7265072
If it wasn't for my love for God, He would have never bestowed me with His Grace. The balance of my bank account is the best proof of His existence.

>any logical thinking person knows that religion is just a way of controlling weak minds, are you religious?
> Anime is for weebs

>>7262699
tell her you love her. for keks

>>7265141
This actually

>>7265079
I went with the pseudo intellecutal shit

ASK her what anime speech

>>7265167
you fucked up

>>7265167
oh piss off you boring cuck.

>>7265167
Damn that's deep, talk more about money it makes her wet

>>7265033
>these people exists

>>7264113
Fucking degenerate

>>7265167
Say you have money to her

Reddit said women like money ha ha

>>7265167
>afraid to offend a random internet roastie

Ask me how I know you never get laid.

>>7265167
ugh... vaginadrier here

>>7265167
address the anime "issue" sir

>>7265033
>oh, does it? I wouldn't be surprised. Anime is undoubtedly one of my greatest influences. The nubile innocence of the characters portrayed in Kanojo x Kanojo x Kanojo, to name just one, fills my mind with memories of my own childhood.

>>7265167
now bang on her window and scream "I WAS LYING!!!*

>>7265179
>>7265184
>not getting the Larry Nasser reference

Tell her you hate anime and are more of a fan of harry Potter because at its core it is more realistic than cartoon imagery

>>7265167
that was fucking lame OP

>>7265167
"My lady... I don't know how to say this, but I love you, no I'm IN love with you. I want to rub ur lips with my tongue and whisper "buy high sell low", I then went to jerk off in the corner and propose to u all 4 knees, please miss we must meet"

>>7265206
>Ask me how I know you never get laid.
he literally got laid in between threads yesterday and posted proof of that

why would you talk to some slag on tinder

just go fuck a literal whore

these sluts will never fuck you they just there to waste your time

>>7265236
Link?

>>7265236
Source

>>7265033
No OP you have her now just tell her "Not Religious at all, just logical how ever oral or finger blasting you is not off the table" you'll make her think why not full penetration your answer will be epic..

>>7265260
I like this, straight to the point

>>7265223

she won't either, you idiot.

>>7265245
this

>>7265285
Thanks Anon, thats how I finger blast all the dumb sluts

>>7265236
Linky?

>>7265260
So whats the answer

>>7265167
Are you just going to make it boring? Make some moves already, she wants your cock because she thinks you have money.

>>7265371

>>7264030
>I feel like I'm just rewriting ideas from more intelligent people
good thought

>>7265427
>let the record show
jesus

>>7265427
keep going OP, I'll get myself a beer

>>7265367
Not sure Anon, OP never choose my response, my brain does not think that way, if OP would have chosen my response my intellect would have been pressured a mating mechanism. Because OP went with a fag answer my testosterone did not react.

>>7264207
What happened to this one I NEED TO KNOW

>>7265427
Say you do real estate too, see how far you can get with that lie

>>7265427
I have no idea what she means by that.

>>7265502
>>7265427
I chose it

>>7264303
this is good

>>7265427
all i see in the record is my dick in your pussy

>>7265533

>>7265459
O dude I'm with you on that one at a bar just killed my 4th Old Fashion

>>7265427

>>7265167
nah man you went full fedora vagina desert dry
start some shitlording

>>7265559

You're*, logical*. Please, let us maintain a respectable grammatical level in this conversation.

>>7265564
how much did you make in crypto

>>7265559
tell her penetration isn't pure

>>7265427

Just ask her over for some Darling in the FranXX and sex.

>>7265559
I use the universal Law of Sex Transmutation and Semen Retention in order to acquire money and power.

>>7265559
Nicccccceeee Opppp fuck yea you have her now holy fuck haha t

>>7265260
>>7265559
Got dam did you ever call it

>>7265427
my point of view is that I wanna fuck you senseless, now, if there is no chance of that happening, I think its best for both of us if I leave.....Or just go with, sooooo, the finger blasting is completely off the table?

>>7265559
Say "I don't fuck Tinder Sluts" or "I don't penetrate Tinder Sluts"

>>7265559
vaginal intercourse is for lesser entities...

>>7265630
Response?

>>7265621
Thank you for asking anon yea I'm doing ok not big yet but doing good.

>>7264606
This but unironically.

>>7265559
Due to my high intellect i live with the constant fear of women stealing my sperm

>>7264207
the absolute mad man

>>7265559
because, honestly, deep down Im a ragin young bull in the prime of his life, and Im looking to fuck something senseless, now, I know this is a primal instinct caused by testosterone, but I just cant help myself

>>7265630
The point of the thread is to see how autistic you can be and still have girls interest
Iirc this guy is doing what the other op did yesterday and has his fake portfolio showing millions of dollars on his profile

>>7265559
Tell her you're afraid of stds and would want to see a full genital exam before having sex.

>>7265716
No i want the old fashioned and oyster guys response

>>7265559
>What's the logic in being cool with oral or hand stuff but not sex

HOLY SHIT THIS ROASTIE IS MONEY HONGRY. She's probably hungry a lot though based on that fat face.

>>7264571
kek smooth brains

>What's the logic in being cool with oral or hand stuff but not sex
Oh dont get me wrong I would fuck you rrrrrrright in the pussy

>>7264595
Rin

>>7264571
Holy shit this thread

I can't breathe, I'm roaring

>>7265427
What's the point OP? If you're using a fake profile you won't be able to meme any of these girls into sleeping with you.

>>7263447

>>7265653
Ok Anons brain is back in the block Chain, you have to bang her now OP I'll take you this far the rest is up to you" Foreplays is more intimate then just going directly to sex, that is the best way logically to get to feel and know the person" also Anons this is Mr DX I'll be doing Crypto give away around June or sooner

>>7265735

Until this point, I have never met the woman that made me want to become one with her absolutely. Being one, in the same way that Aristophanes in Plato's Symposium described the all-powerful, immortal and eternal being created by a man's and a woman's spiritual and physical unity.

>>7265035
This.
>>7265009
Together with this.

>>7265455
she's watching this thread, I can sense it...

>>7265559
Anon she wants to give you the hand stuff. You've basically won the neet jackpot here.

>>7265863
there are no women here
isn't that illegal or sth?

vaginal intercourse reminds me of oysters which remind me of oyster pearls (PRL) the first cryptocurrency in which I bought high and sold low. Since that moment i've completely decided on not dipping my dick on pussies out of the fear of enraging the Bogdanoff Gods up high.

OP should just go full retard /pol/ mode.

>>7265863
I might die laughing if she gives him a text wall ending in walk the dinosaur and link to the thread

>>7265894
I'm a woman..................

>>7264441
Purchased. Thank you.
>>7264207
Did she respond?

Moar

>>7265918
no way

>>7265738
Year biz bro haha this is how many girls are and I beat the at their game. Biz bros you would be surprised what some of this girls would do

>>7265918
Sure, Sandeep.

>>7262699
>looking for friends

Not with that peddo stash

>>7265918
(male)

>>7265918
Crossdressing faggots aren't women.

>>7264888
HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAHAHA

>>7265918
You seem to be lost pal >>>/lgbt/

And here is the other girl

>>7265940

>>7265940
if she replies to this she must be VERY bored

>>7265940
boring, drop lewd hints

>>7265940
>2 messages and and shes not sucking your dick

Tinder suck

>>7265987
>hehe
Fuck lmao

>>7265987
>underpants gnomes
prime kek

>>7265918
Fuck off traps aren't women

>>7265918
post your feminine penis

I hate these apps and everything they represent and faggots like OP kys asap faggot

go up to a girl smiling at you in a train and get her number

>>7265987

>>7265940
You are so fucking boring. Tinder is not for deep pesudointellectual conversations. It's for getting your dick sucked by 6/10's

>>7265987
>>7264606
This you shitty cunt.

>>7266027
what is it, 1965?

>>7265987
Quality content

>>7265940
Fucking Nice OP she's yours, don't fuck it up, I'm a old fag 34 banged shit ton of girls. You my friend just mind fucked her, she'll try to come back with a clever reply

>>7265987
Someone's underpants gnomes are about to be sucked

>>7266027
And get arrested for harassing her do you like live in 1800 or something?

>>7266027
>go up to a girl smiling at you in a train
Anon look where you are

>>7266027
girls dont smile at autists like us on trains. they only smile at Jemal and Tyrone

>>7266027
>i cant read

>>7265940
you fucking suck my dude

>>7266058
He's using a fake avi you faggot.

>>7266027
>go up to a girl
>who is also smiling at you
????

>>7266027
SEETHING

>>7266081
what dont you understand?

>>7266069
t. Never learned how to open his eyelids

>>7266081
Kek

Bitch is thirsty

>>7266027
I always catch girls looking at me, but they never smile.

>>7266027
>go up to a girl smiling at you

>>7266101
Holy s hit do you know where you are?

>>7266131
goood....

>>7265987
>hehe
jesus christ lol im gonna kill myself

>>7266058
Not closed out yet anons just showing you and old receipt this bar accepts Bit Coin in LA adoption is coming !

>>7266131
>almost as excited as when i 1000x my money on bitcoin

>>7266081
>tfw multiple girls smiled at you
>and you smiled back
>but then you realised you can never support a relationship being a poorfug neet khv

>>7266131
Looks like an 8/10 based on that ant sized thumbnail. Fuck her right in the pussy.

>>7266027

>>7266131
I hope you can make them as excited as when I bought the dip

>>7266160
You pay 50$ in fees and wait 5 hours for transactions to pay for groceries worth 40$ ?

Wew

>>7265918

>>7266021
4chan 10 years ago
>tits or gtfo
4chan now
>feminine penis or gtfo

>>7266131
Post photos let's see this slut

>>7266242
>Cornelius and Andy

>>7264771
AMAZING

>>7266133
you have to smile first

>>7266242
Oh god I can't stop cringing. I don't know if these lines are worse than her continuing to reply to this. Only a true money hungry roastie could keep this up.

>>7266209
Hell f no, just saying the owner sees the future.

>>7266242
Think she'll ask for money before or after she sucks him off?

>>7266186
Hey! I'll have you know I'm a ripplecoin master. Any day now I'm going to be a millionaire in a lambrograni.

>>7266305
Bruh

>>7266344
POST HER FACE. SHE LOOKS HOT. PICS NAO

>>7266344
Now you only send this:
>#?

>>7266344
Is she fat

>>7266363
t. reddit

>>7266344
Does she have other pics? Get it bro, that's how you flirt

>>7266344
what the fuck

>>7266344
>LL
Post pics of this slut

>>7266344
POST PICS FAGGOT

>>7266344
Please man, go as autistic as possible, she'll literally do anything to get into your wallet. I'm fucking dead

>>7266389
Next thread incoming

>>7266376
Been here since '07. Thanks for playing though, newfriend.

this is why you faggots can't get any sort of genuine female interaction, can't even identify a blatant catfish hahahahaha

>>7266344
>Pre-gnome juice
>oh yes
This is the true power of the fake blockfolio

>>7266344

>>7266424
Ew fat. Oh well plow anyways and then block. Make sure you wear a rubber or she'll come at you with jody's baby.

>>7266344
tell her you "wanna have a tea party with her and your aunt. and by tea party i mean something more. i do *everything* with my aunt"

>>7266344
WHO THE FUCK ARE CORNELIUS AND ANDY!?!?!?

>>7266424
Nice mustache.

>>7266344
Nice bro fuck it handle, I'm on my cell and heavily fucked up, a few Anons, mentioned your using a fake profile. So no way of scoring??

>>7266424
That's fucking disgusting. Looks like one of those female (male) speedrunner at AGDQ.

>>7266424
OG whale

>>7266446
you can tell that she's fat by her wrists/forearms

>>7266344
wow this bitch is really thirsty for your non existent internet money

>>7266424
fat as fuck lmao

>>7266424
Oh ok... Now I see why she had to literally camouflage her face with a tree.

>>7266471
Probably nudes only

>>7266424
O B E S E T H O T D E T E C T E D

>>7265564
>Look I'm rich!
>Being rich is so great that I still spend my days on /biz/ even when I'm eating in expensive restaurants

I know the feel except I don't spend.

>>7266424
I still would

>>7266424
Called it

>>7266476
KEK

>>7266471
damn dude, go home and have a drink. you're wasting fiat that could be used to buy my bags

>>7266475

Hey faggots shut the fuck up, Dick has no eyes

>>7266424
She's blonde so I'd still impregnate her with my Aryan semen and help to save the white race.

>>7266559

>>7264491
ask for coin for cuddle
send bitcoin adress

>>7266587
That's a man

>>7265427
Finger blasting is not off the table fucking lel tell her you have an ear getting and how does she feel about wearing elf ears

NEW
BREAD
WHEN

>>7266545
HAhaha drinking at home never dude unless I have a Slut over dude I will be giving out some Crypto Mid your. Some of you guys are alright some good lols here. O check out this Japanese Moracan Slut I'm banging

>>7266666
THOS QUINTS

>>7266591
Holy fuck well in that case OP drop that fatty handle Jocelyn

faggot OP made a new thread here

>>7266698

>>7266587
her eyebrows are black

>>7266666
chekd

>>7266027
What the fuck are you talking about anon ? A girl smiling at me ? I'm confused

>>7265212
>Kanojo x Kanojo x Kanojo
Top tier hentai

>>7266695
your autism is unbearable
stop posting

>>7266954
Your welcome faggot see you next time

>>7267170
mildly attractive, guess i'd fuck her too if i were drunk