/biz/ - Business & Finance

Hmm, atleast in my EU country tax-fags said that cryptos are not asset, it's nothing, so it don't have VAT - so you can send your btc to cold storage, hide it - and say to your waif that BTC is just digits, just mumble - so you chose to swap it rocks - and gave her 50% of rock pile you have in your hard (the gray ones maybe?)

*this is not financial advice ;))))

>>7221711
You better pay her up anon.
Hope the judge the doesn't make you pay 40% gains tax.
> 2018 still putting up with women.
kek
just hang yourself.

she understands that you are disposable and she can get a new man pretty easily and that she's already bored with you. she knew months ago that she was only stringing you along till she could trade up. now she see's she can leave with half your stuff so why wouldn't she cash out asap. women are cold practical creatures

Dude common law in Canada only entitles her to income invested together. If the initial investment is yours she wouldn't be entitled to it in court. Common law is definitely in effect but its not as draconian as you think. Also, how are they going to prove you own any if you send it all to an exchange address or "get hacked"

and anyways, if she is threating you - no man...
life is red portfolio, life is suffering

>girlfriend found out I invested in bitcoin
>threatening to divorce me


you should look up what divorce means

>>7221854
because of common law she can file for divorce after one year of living together. She is not entitled to your personal investments though, especially unregistered ones.

>>7221711
>girlfriend
>divorce

Are your holding even in your country?

No you say? Then fuck her. Seriously, why are women so convinced that they are entitled to all of our money.

>>7221827
this anon gets it

>demanding her half of my gains
so half of your debt?

>>7221827
OP, read this reply and internalize it for the rest of your life.

>>7221711

are you seriously going to stay to someone who is treating you like that?

>>7221711
just buy link and stall. you can watch the hope fade from her daily as her gains evaporate and she becomes a stinky linkie. the ultimate revenge

>>7221827
more like
>humans are cold practical creatures
trust noone

:-)

>>7222020
Fucking kek

>>7221711
>She's threatening divorce if I don't give her her half. She thinks it's a scam and a ponzi and I don't know what to do.
>I love her to death.

lol
kys?

>>7222020
And not a single non-degenerate in that conference hall.

say you lost most of it in a bad trade and give her 5%

>>7221711

>give me half of your the hard-earned money
>I will still divorce even if you do
>"no dont divrce me I want to have happy family with you"

Holy shit, you are so beta that its making me angry.

>>7222020
Hearty kek

>>7221711
I believe that in regard to this alone, she is only entitled to "the increase in value of investments from the two-year mark".

Looks like it might be time to split.

>>7221711
>threatening to divorce me
She will do that either way.
Do your research, seek legal advise, and break it off. Now that she made her move, you know where she stands. Fortunately she jumped the gun and you may be able to get out with more than if you were actually married.

>>7221711
your wife deserves everything due to your white male privledge

>commonlaw
Why people do this? This never ends well.

shapeshift it into monero and say you lost the private key you fucking pleb.

>>7221711
You fomo'ed into bitconnect/confido whatever scam you choose

>Put everything in monero

And dump her for Christ sake. There is not such thing as "the one". Watch mr. Nobody if you feel faggy enough today. It explains that pretty good.

>>7221711
OP I live in Canada too. First off I think your story is fake... but in the case it's not:
You do not owe her anything. Crypto is not regulated legally, and cryptocurrency is not an asset in the same way a house is. I don't understand why you can't just split up, if she has a problem with it she can take you to court and lose.

>>7222123
i know right. I couldn't stop cringing reading this thread.

To OP, how do you ever expect to start a family with this woman when you clearly have no penis

move it to monero and say you were scammed

>>7221901
Living together isn't the only requirement. The few states that still have common law marriages usually require the couple to publicly declare that they are or intend to be husband and wife through an affidavit. Simply living with someone doesn't constitute a common law marriage.

>>7222020
Holy kek

>>7221711
Just trade it all to yourself at a loss
They can't pror that some random cold storage address is yours.

If she's as dumb as you say then all the news of the tanking markets would be enough to convince her that you broke even or lost everything, then keep it a secret

>this is bait anyways or a normie coiner

>cntrl+F
>0 results for "larp"
>fuck this board!

R9K IS ALWAYS RIGHT.

LMAO.

LEAVE THE ROASTIE AND KEEP YOUR COINS AND DIGNITY. SHE LOVES YOUR MONEY NOT YOU.

Sorry for shouting/spamming but seriously dude

>She's threatening divorce if I don't give her her half
> I love her to death
Pathetic. Stand up for yourself and point out to her that if she isn't willing to be with you without stealing half your money then she clearly doesn't love you. Fucking whore, you deserve better m8

Women are adult sized children, this is why patriarchy is a necessary part of civilization.

If your woman doesn't respect your authority this far into the relationship and it doesn't sound like she does, she likely never will. This is probably due to your own fuckups, you trying to cater to her dysfunctional wants and putting her on pedestal instead of putting her in her place while at the same time providing for all her material and emotional needs. Just like you have to discipline your dog or your child you also have to discipline your woman (and potentially your friends too), and if you don't just like you would have a wild dog or an unruly spoiled child the same thing is true for your woman.

tl;dr you're already fucked

Break off now and don't talk to her or give her any bitcoin. She's going to file a divorce anyways.

>>7222323
>He needs someone to tell him that the OP is joking and everyone else is fucking around
I bet you're a real hoot in the Seinfeld MMO threads.

>>7221711
Also the fact that she is threatening divorce is a huge red flag. Just put all your shit on a brainwallet, say that you've lost it all, and get her out of your life and move on.

>>7221711
AHAHHAHAAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHH
A FUCKING LEAF

>>7222323

>N-no it MUST be fake! Women aren't like that clearly she wouldn't do that!

>>7222265
>Simply living with someone doesn't constitute a common law marriage.
It actually does in many countries.

We had this exact same thread 5 times this week.

>>722171 its simple really dont go near money grabbing whores.

I just want whoever reads this to know that as soon as I read the first sentence of this post I scrolled past it, but then scrolled back to post this post.

>>7221929
Exactly. Canada is unreadable

Do you have a friend who is in crypto? Talk with him and send him your Coins, break up because she is a bitch and get your coins back.

>>7222339
>Women are adult sized children
>He said, posting on an image board centered on Japanese cartoons and froggie reaction images

>>7221711
this is pasta

>>7221711
You have to murder her or put it all into Monero and divorce her.

>>7222516
Get a load of this stupid roastie.

>>7221711
North America needs to be nuked, I really hate you degenerate faggots with your toxic ideologies and your retarded vagina-worshipping laws

>>7222634

as if europe is any better

>>7221711
Kek transfer to monero, and say you got hacked HA
Give ghat bitch 2000$ because she's a 2000$ whore, and then delete that bitch from your life, good thing she opened her mask before you impregnafed her

>>7222508
why would you need to send someone else your coins? there is no id requirement to create a crypto wallet. you would just send yourself the coins to another wallet you owned

>>7221711
>50%
I can't believe this. Requesting proof/source.

>>7222611
>He thinks there are girls on 4chan
Is this what you tell yourself so you can tell your mom "I do TOO talk to girls!!!"?

>>7221711
>>7222325
This man has a great point. If she loves you, why is she suddenly demanding half your money when she finds out and thinks can take it? So she can keep loving you? Now that doesn't make any sense, not even from the standpoint of a woman. From her viewpoint you'd probably be pissed that she took hundreds of thousands from you, and what would the next logical step be? breakup probably. Don't fall for this shit. Do as the other anons have said and move it to cold storage somewhere, and afterwards contact a lawyer about it. Then, even if you are required to fork up the dough, say your wallet got compromised and emptied or you lost it on a drunken all-in (On some extremely low volume coin that you happen to buy back up with a secret account)

DO NOT TAKE THIS LEVEL OF BULLSHIT FROM A SUPPOSED LOVED ONE!

>>7222668
It is better though, it is absolutely a thousand times better. Literally the only people here who propagate your toxic ideologies are faggots that got their money or formation from american universities or from being an ameriboo.

>>7221711
>"FUCK, I got hacked and lost it all, that sucks"
>"Listen I don't think we're going to work out anymore so you need to move out"

Problem solved

>>7222680
This is the real advice.

mix the coins to a torwallet

>>7222770
it is better if he gives her all the money to handle, and then he steals it from her. So she thinks she got hacked and it's her fault. It shouldn't be hard considering women are retarded, you can just backup the private key or some shit.

Real talk bro, regardless of your crypto situation this woman is not marriage material any way you slice it.

Get out the relationship, hold on to as much of your money as possible, and move on. This is not the woman you want to be the mother of your children.

>>7221851
This is correct. Way to research OP. http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/4-myths-about-common-law-relationships-1.1315129

>>7222748
>Europe
>Better than the US
This thread just keeps getting better and better. Shit. You guys can't even own guns without sucking off three government officials per day. While liberty is struggling to survive in America, it was never even born in Europe. Our worst politicians are comparable to your best.

>>7222806
dangerous
even if she's too retarded to do crypto she probably has a beta male orbiter somewhere who will figure this shit out for her in exchange for a pat on the back and a faked smile

>>7221711
Say that you lost your wallet.dat and never made a backup.

>>7221851
>>7222869
HAHAHAHAHA. ROASTIE WHORES BTFO.

>girlfriend
>threatening to divorce me

at least check your facts before shitposting

>>7221711
Shitty larp. Fucking kys if you're actually this beta.

>>7222998
yeah maybe, i'm not convinced

if it gets to court and if the judge has the power to side with her, he probably will. she'll cry and give whatever bs story her greasy lawyer tells her to give and the judge will award her ops money because men arre bad and women are sweet innocent creatures and ops a big mean bully that made her cry!

or maybe not. i know prenups get thrown out that way all the time.

might as well take the extra precaution of shifting your funds through some privacy coins into a wallet she doesn't know about. but even then, the record is on the blockchain. do they look at blockchains in divorce courts now? they'll see that he just moved his money provided his crytpo activites were done on an exchange in his name. but then are exchanges even giving out your personal info to divorce courts? i mean come on, i dunno

>>7221711
MONERO TIME

>>7221827
Sad truth.

Welcome to adulthood OP.

>>7222887
>can't even own guns

Like it was a bad thing. You burgers are truly fucking retarded

>>7222265
It is in Canada (or at least Ontario, where OP is probably from).

>>7223239
Worst case scenario he just gets "hacked". ez pz.

>>7223597

>>7221711
get out. get a real woman. and just wash all your coins to a monero wallet. and tuck it away untill this storm blows over. tell the lawyers they can have all the bitcoin you own
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>>7221711
>girlfriend
>divorce

>>7223597

>Not having a right.

>Good thing.

Wanna know how I know you're a lower middle continental ? Probably french or a german.

>>7222323
literally every woman responds this way when they discover our gains, it's either real or a larp of a real situation

>>7221711
Let her divorce.
You pay 100k for getting rid of her.
That's kind off a good deal.
She's a leach and an idiot to boot.
You're way better off without her.
You just found out you are not worth 100k to her.

>>7221711
Not this fucking larp again

>>7221711
Transfer into Monero and pay to have her taken care of. Don’t get the problem.

>>7221711
You fucked up your copypasta

>>7221711
AHAHAHAHAH Canada is so fucking cucked lad

>>7221711
AHHAHAHAH KEK myfucking sides
common law?? i thought it was larp... ahahahah top kek
poor leaves all this femminist shit they have to put up with

>>7221711
Lawyer up.

ITT: gullible manchildren virgins

>>7221711
>1 post by this ID

If you are going to larp atleast put some fucking effort in it for fucks sake. I make the effort to reply to everyone of my (yous) and even forge bank statements just to maintain a high degree of credibility

>>7223899
Found OP's wife

>>7221711
>girlfriend
>divorce
0/10 larp

>>7224275
yeah fuck this
lazy ops are the worst
i'm out

>>7221711
Dump her you fucking retard. So many red flags in your post about her behavior. She doesn't love you, don't waste your resources on starting a family with her, it will be the worst decision of your life. And stop "loving" you fucking beta. Enjoy the feeling of a woman's devotion, but understand they can never love like you do. If you stop checking the boxes in their mind, they will leave.

>>7222123
>>7222086
>>7221827
>>7222339
>>7222374
>>7222851
Quoted for truth, OP

>>7222369
shut the fuck up roastie

>>7221711
OP listen to me closely

This bitch ones not know what love is, and if she has actually defined it in her mind other than some vague affection then she has not made a commitment to loving you

That is all
Thanks

>>7222083
This. Not even yourself.

>>7223860
>I'm a slav with a degree from nordic country
>family of doctors

wow, how did you know that?

Do they teach you sth on tv besides ripping your assholes and shouting for the RIIIIIIIGHHHHTSSSS

Your freedom ends where another person's begins, faggot.

>>7221711
>demanding her half of my gains
>demanding her half of my gains
>demanding her half of my gains

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAhhhh.... AHAHAHAHAHH

>>7221711
Is bitcoin and other cryptocurrencies even protected by Canadian laws? If you don't withdraw the money then it can't be considered profit right? That would mean the only option is to break up with your gf, let everything settle down, wait for the 10 months of common law to end with you guys THEN withdraw the money (assuming that's what you're going to do).

>told my gf about crypto
>1 post by this I’d

Every fucking time

sage

Probably the best thing that could of happened to you. Firstly, you better understand who she is now OP. Leave her. even if you lost half your crypto, it would be better to settle now, before the tech boom. -would be a tiny fraction compared to the amount she'd shake you down for, years from now.

Secondly, if you didn't blab about your amounts, or haven't been selling into fiat you, you should be storing every fucking satoshi you can into cold wallets.

Leave that bitch with nothing , and then years from now you can run her over with your lambo.

>>7221711
>girlfriend
>divorce
fucking leafs. day of the rake when

Divorce her my dude. Seriously.

If she’s going to not give you the time of day to explain something to her and then bitch at you about the money right after, that’s shows that she:

1. Doesn’t respect you as an adult.
2. Is in it for the cash.

Neither of these traits are desirable in your life partner.

Abort mission. That’s my advice.

>>7221711
Pay her anon, she's earned it. Then pay your next girlfriend 50% when she divorces you too. Think about the wage gap.

>>7221711
0/10 bad bait, put more effort in next time

>>7222887
Not true, we can own guns. You americucks have no idea how life here is, and I would rather have a caliphate than be pussywhipped feminine society of the cucked states of america

>>7221711
>girlfriend
>divorce

She can't force you to do that. Also, if she's really doing that you can always hide the money, she can't have access to that. That's the magic of bitcoins.

>>7221711
If this' true you and you're actually considering giving her your bitcoins you should be castrated. Grow some balls. It's a digital coin, she can't prove you've got that.

Also, break up with her.

Transfer everything into monero and store it on a hardware wallet, then bury that in a place whose coordinates you can memorize. Then claim you got drunk and gave it all away because the money ruined your life. Your relationship is over anyways, the only thing you can save is your money. Keep that money hidden for at least 20 years and then cash it out without the use of major exchanges (assuming you even need to cash out crypto at that point). Her lawyers will do everything they can to find it, don't let her have it. If she can't get the money, you win.

>>7221711
get hitman, cheapest and easiest fix here

>>7221827
>>7221851
Correct.

>>7221711
It's Bitcoin.
I'm pretty sure Canadian law hasn't kept up with it.
Option 1 (if the law doesn't cover cryptocurrency): break up with her, you owe her nothing
Option 2: put the Bitcoin into an online wallet through a tumbling service. Say you spent it or lost it gambling. Break up with her. Create an online business that takes only Bitcoin and launder that bitch

>>7226568
>>7226606
Option 3: kill her.

>>7221711
Go see a lawyer and explain the situation to him. Get his professional opinion on whether you owe her hald your crypto. Then do whatever he says. And no matter what the answer is leave the bitch. She revealed her true self to you.

>>7222235
Underrated post

>>7226778
*half

>>7221711
don't give her shit and kick her out, let her try to come for your money
i did the same and dumped my ex fiance last year and it was the best decision of my life, i strongly recommend you do the same
women in 2018 are just not worth it man

>>7226415
>Streets outside are filled with niggers and Muslims, and all the European women are in burkas, but anon doesn't mind because he has his sexbot 3000 and never had to cuck himself by dating a woman

>>7221827
>she understands that you are disposable and she can get a new man pretty easily
it's so painfully true
why must we suffer so

>>7221711
Why do you love someone who is threatening to divorce you over money? Are you really that fucked and how does your girlfriend divorce you?

>>7221711
just run away to a difference province

>>7222020
I miss the toilet FUDs so much.
Perhaps we will get some Cafeteria fuds for the bitcoin superconference

>>7222231
To get blowjobs and pussy on a regular basis I suppose

>>7222265
In my country the only requirement is for the woman to bring witnesses that she lived under the same roof for two years.
You are double fucked if she has kids even if they are not yours

> girlfriend
> divorce me
43985773 replies

>>7221711
Her half was the half you just lost?

>>7227488

Wait a minute. So say a chick moves in with me in my place that only has my name on it, stays for 3 years during which she has a kid which I immediately have DNA tested after birth and find out it's not mine....we break up because of that, she then can get get half my shit via marriage/divorce law as well as child support?

What the hell country are you from?

>>7221711
give her half of your numbers of bitcoins in form of bitconnect op

>>7221711
Girlfriend.
Divorce.

Who you gonna call. Larpbusters!!

>getting married
>ever
>lmao

>>7221827
Probably this, for real.

It's not just women though. Humans are assholes.
Though it feels like people in general believe women is somehow less shitty than men. One needs to realize that they're absolutely not.

The OP is considering giving his gf half his dough to make her stay with him!. GTFO.

>>7227088
That picture looks exactly like me..

>>7227717
In some cases, yes, because it's a stable relationship. You need to take care with that.

>>7221711
Come on anon, where's your answer, you can't be that dumb, right?

>>7221711
Buy some shitcoin with a little bit of bitcoin. Move the rest to another wallet. Once you have that setup, breakdown in front of her and say that she was right and that you lost all your money. Make you have little to nothing left in the account.

>>7221711
Kek My Sides

>>7222418
Ahahaha. Gf/bf fags btfo. Now living together is marriage even if you don't get married. I'm glad this law exists so that normies like OP get btfo

>>7223028
Living together for a while is now marriage.

>>7221711
>itt biz falls for another larp copypasta

>>7221711

just tell her you lost everything apart from like 10k, cash out 10k, give it to her and never mention anything again you fucking idiot.

Otherwise if you haven't got anything in writing (in relation to you admitting to owning bitcoins) deny everything in the family court.

>>7221711
>girlfriend
>divorce

>>7229352
>>7223028

it's a de facto relationship...

drop her like dropping BTC

>>7229374
de facto my monero faggot

Falling for
>1 post by this ID
again

There are threads like this every day on /biz with a fagOP telling some cool story about his gf/wife who suddenly learned about his crypto. There's no proof no nothing. And one single post.

And you retard keep falling for it.
Ask yourselves why would he ask for advice and then bail out of his own thread.

You falling for a low quality bait every single day, again and again. How fucking stupid and gullible can you be? Getting fleeced by PnD shills isn't enough?

>>7229658

it's never enough faggot

>>7229658
the question is who's making this shit? some poor depressed faggot that thinks all women are evil so he makes up a story based on his beliefs hoping others agree with him? how sad

>>7221711
Okay. I looked up commonlaw in Canada and it says 12 months.
Saged.