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Hear me out boys.

So this is my plan. I’m a proficient Facebook marketer with lots of capital to spend on ads.

I’m going to create the following sales funnel:

1. Facebook Ad: This will be an image of some guy holding up a cheque or standing besides a lambo with the ad copy saying “This Bitcoin Lottery Is Causing An Internet Frenzy”

Upon clicking on the ad they will go to...

2. Fake News Page: This will be a fake news article describing an incredible new Bitcoin Lottery that is paying out 100+ BTC weekly to winners. It will include a success story of some guy who went from rags to riches thanks to the lottery. It will explain that participants need to deposit a small amount of bitcoin to the lottery address. At the end they will be provided with a link to the lottery home Page:

3. The Lottery Page: This will be a very legit looking page describing the competition and displaying the current jackpot amount. It will also contain explicit instructions on how to purchase bitcoin and give them the address to deposit to for entry. The entry fee will be 0.002BTC (around 20USD).

This type of funnel has proven very successful for other products so I’m pretty confident it will work.

Of course no one will win except me.

Thoughts?

>> No.7145001

>>7144953
Hmm sounds pretty interesting OP, I will try it out for sure thanks

>> No.7145004

Why don't you just return 90% of deposits to one faggot and enjoy legal business asshole

>> No.7145019

Take your shit thread and shove it up your ass faggot

>> No.7145042

>>7144953
facebook just banned crypto ads you fucking retard

>> No.7145053

>>7144953
Jokes on you op
Facebook just banned all crypto related advertising

>> No.7145055

>>7145001
Good luck. May the best man win. Hope you know how to cloak ads on Facebook.

>> No.7145073

>>7145042
>Proficient facebook marketer.

>> No.7145079

>>7145042
>>7145053
Jokes on you guys - I've already circumvented those policies because Facebook's ad moderation algorithms are an absolute joke.

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>>7145042
>>7145053
Was that the joke or is he retarded?

>> No.7145130

>>7145079
Let me elaborate. They literally flag keywords like 'Bitcoin', 'Crypto', 'BTC', 'ICO' etc. Their algorithm then sweeps through ads and disapproves ones that contain those keywords.

Even using something like Ɓitćoin is enough to circumvent their joke policies.

Don't over-estimate Facebook.

>> No.7145146

>>7145079
Do you know agora? A billion dollar a year company just had all their advertising shut down for running crypto. But im sure youre smarter and more competent thab these people OP

>> No.7145152

ITT: Op is a lazy fucker who doesn't know how to fart but he wants to scam people. Too bad he will end up masturbating to some gay porn in minutes and his fish brain will forget his get rich plan in next 5sec.

>> No.7145202

>>7145146
Do you know the advantage of not being a billion dollar a year company? Its easy to remain in the shadows, adapt quickly and use tactics that big guys can't us.

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7145223

>>7144953
you can't do this anymore, zuck just announced yesterday that FB will allow zero ads about BTC or Crypto.

>> No.7145254

>>7145202
Whatever you say boss. Good luck with your "business" ventures lol

>> No.7145269

You better have a way to stay anonymous.

>> No.7145332

You probably won't make much and will eventually go to jail for fraud

>> No.7145334

>>7144953
>>7145001
>>7145004
>>7145019>>7145042
>>7145053
>>7145055
>>7145073
>>7145079
>>7145087
>>7145130
>>7145146
>>7145152
>>7145202
>>7145223
>>7145254
>>7145269
Facebook has banned all crypto-related advertisements. NEXT!

> https://www.cnbc.com/2018/01/30/facebook-cryptocurrency-ads-banned--including-bitcoin-and-icos.html