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SUICIDE THREAD
post in here if you're planning your suicide tonight


THE END OF THE CRYPTO WORLD AND THE END OF MY LIFE

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REPORTING IN

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>> No.7104675

>>7104584

its over. bitcoin will go back to 1 k. fucking bubble popped so fast

>> No.7104687

REEEEEEEE down to 9.8k already

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Unironically ending it today

>> No.7104746

>>7104584
It's a hebrew myth that life insurance policies don't pay out on suicide. That is completely untrue. Most policies simply have a clause that makes it so that suicides do not pay off within the first year of getting the policy. This is to prevent people from being on the phone with an insurance salesman while the shotgun is in their mouth, then still getting paid.

With a bit of planning, however, especially if you are still under 30, it's incredibly easy to find a term life policy that pays out $1MM upon your death. Then you just have to wait one year and one day.

If you're not driving lambos by the end of the year, you can drive lambos in heaven, while your Mom gets that million dollar check and a letter from the lawyer that simply reads "I told you we were all going to make it."

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This was my only chance in life and now it's over.

>> No.7104763

Ugh I’m gonna have a nap. Wake me up 2019. I have six figures in crypto, the only way I won’t be a millionaire is if I panic sell from shit like this.

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>>7104746
this guy gets it

>> No.7104907

If only you knew how good things will be.

>> No.7104944

>>7104763
hold strong bruv
I'm holding all my shitcoins

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Least painful way to go? Suggestions?

>> No.7105005

>>7104970
the helium thingy

>> No.7105031

>>7105005

Where can i get helium for VERY cheap?

>> No.7105081

>>7105031
actually helium should be a great investment
it's a finite resource and is going to be scarce in 20 to 40 years
buy and hold

>> No.7105083

>>7105031

Are you gonna pay in crypto?

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