/biz/ - Business & Finance

REQ as your bluechip
low cap: ADST
then some good ol' ETH

Iv already made a million and I ain’t telling you what coins I bought to make it hahaha

>>6896627
XLM.

>>6896627
Unironically Ponzicoin

>>6896627
ETH and BTC

>>6896627
Haha! You don't become a millionaire by BUYING coins. You become a millionaire by SELLING coins. You just have to sell enough of them. Haha!

ICX is totally going to make you a millionaire. I mean, just imagine the use cases:

Joe Fuckface was in accident and had a dildo speared through his right eye. He was rushed to the ER and operated on by Dr. Chad. Dr. Chad saves Joe's life after seven hours of surgery in Crypto-Hospital.

LaFonda, a biller from Crypto-Hospital, has to bill Anthem Blue Cross of Crypto for services performed on Joe Fuckface's fucked face. Instead of invoicing them through their already established and functional systems, she remembers that some annoying virgin from corporate trained them to use the ICON portal system for all new billing.

She opens up the ICON portal and it is down for maintenance because crypto happened to crash that morning and 12 million NEETs are all logging into the portal. She tries again to open ICON portal. She tries again 45 minutes later. Ok finally LaFonda is in the portal. She types in the billing and hits submit. The billing information is sent through the ICON loopchain immediately and then she realizes she fucked up the billing code. She tries to reverse it but it already went through. She submits another request and pays the transaction fee again with a note that she fucked up the earlier billing submission.

Darryl the hospital accountant notices that the value of ETH dropped 11% while Blue Cross was processing the claim. Blue Cross sends a notification to Darryl that he now owes X amount of ICX to true up the transaction for the billing. By the time Darryl receives this notice, the value of ETH increased by 5%. Darryl tries to login to ICON portal to request another reconciling payment from Blue Cross but the portal is down again. After re-requesting reconciling adjustments back and forth 32 times, Darryl and Blue Cross finally end up completing the transaction with no exchange rate errors to fix.

To the fucking moon, people.

>>6897338
thats DEEP

>>6896627
Did someone remake this meme to exclude specific shitcoins? kek