/biz/ - Business & Finance

You know, an anon with money's a little like the mule with the spinning wheel. No one knows how he got it and danged if he knows how to use it

>Heh-heh, mule.

The name's Sergey, Sergey Nazarov. And I come before you good people tonight with an idea. Probably the greatest—Aw, it's not for you. It's more a Reddit idea.

>Now, wait just a minute. We're twice as smart as the people of Reddit. Just tell us your idea and we'll vote for it.

All right. I'll tell you what I'll do. I'll show you my idea. I give you the Chainlink!

>(everyone gasps)

I've sold Chainlink to Smart Money, Palms Beach researchers, and private investors, and, by gum, it put them on the map!
Well, sir, there's nothin' on Earth like a genuine bona-fide electrified oracle solving Chainlink! What'd I say?

>Chainlink!

What's it called?

>Chainlink!

That's right!
Chainlink

>Chainlink.... Chainlink... Chainlink...
>I hear those things are awfully stinky

It smells as nice as a cloud.

>Is there a chance the token could dip?

Not on your life, my Hindu friend.

>What about us brain-dead slobs?

You'll be given cushy savings

>Were you sent here by the devil?

No, good sir, I'm on the level.

>The ring came off my pudding can.

Take my pen knife, my good man.
I swear, it's /biz/'s only choice!
Throw up your hands and raise your voice!

>Chainlink!

What's it called?

>Chainlink

Once again

>CHAINLINK!