/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>6789011
first: where are you from?

>>6789011

u missed the biggest bullrun in human history. how can u live on with this fact

dont even bother. it's dead

You're starting out just in time to get in on the groundfloor of Bitconnectx. Put as much $ as you can in there, and just stay away from crypto for a few years.

>>6789043
UK

first verify your identity.
are you a pajeet?

>>6789011
How much $$$ are you going to work with?

>>6789011
this is a blue board fuck off to whatever shithole board you came from, we don't want you here. if you stay we will just scam you.

>>6789071
get out of here pajeet

will you buy my link? I’ll give you very good price

>>6789071
Then make an account on bitstamp, buy bitcoins.
Then download electrum wallet: https://electrum.org/#download

send your coins there ask here if you have questions

UK based.
As little as possible; poor student fag.
Probably like £50.
All I got to spare.

>>6789071
>indian/african
i personally think it's too late

ok faggot here's the guide i made. fuck you.

>>6789159
>Probably like £50.
>All I got to spare.
Might as well just take it down Ladbrokes.

>>6789261
Why not paste a donation address anon?

>>6789159
>Probably like £50.

buy TRX for £25
XVG for £25

and then kys

>>6789011
https://yourbrainonporn.com/

>>6789261
>>6789343
I try not to be a pajeet, but here we go
0x7f7DbeE00171e665218cEa24144b30808289d129

>>6789159
If you can only afford to be putting 50 dollarydoos into crypto then you probably shouldn't be putting it in crypto. I suggest a part time job and lurk for a few weeks.

>>6789011

I’ll help you because it sounds like you need it. First off, buy BTC. Then, never call it Bitcoin. That’s how you tell normies, and being a normie is a bad thing. Call it “muh butt-corns” and you’ll fit in fine. Next, and this is the very important part, do not fucking sell your butt-corns. It’s an appreciating currency, due to mining difficulty increasing and a finite supply (in the last respect it is like all crypto and unlike all fiat) so despite the market share dropping as shitcoins get shilled, you want to be holding butt-corns. We’re quite a superstitious lot, so if you see a thread telling you to post “MINISTER YOU SATOSHI” then you have to do it. Don’t ever use Nujack, and make sure you fap often while checking Binance. That’s pretty much it.

>>6789261
that is actually a very concise and good guide anon.

>>6789011
I can see her peach.

MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODS

>>6789261

Nice guide. Since its aimed at normies, you might as well remove the section about DYOR and just tell them to choose based on their favourite colours and the coin logo.

>>6789513
Thanks man

>>6789513

yes good job anon
give him your referral you deserve it

>>6789579
The first version of the guide I made, it said shit like "buy high, sell low" and "always watch 1-minute candles" but i decided to turn those memes into actual advice. I need to fix some typos and add some more advanced stuff in the next version.

>>6789379
>he actually fell for the nofap meme

>>6789261
Lmao Don't do this it, makes mustard gas

>>6789159
Not gonna make it

BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP.

>>6789261
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH MMMYYYYY LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINK NOOOOOOOOOOO

>>6789662
The first step towards recovery is to admit you have an addiction

>>6789407
Anyone who donated to this is a retard.
>>/biz/?task=search&ghost=&search_text=0x7f7DbeE00171e665218cEa24144b30808289d129
He has shilled his address several times in the past since early November.

>>6790117
Bump to raise awareness.

>>6789261
why not use gdax for 0 fee?

>>6789343
>>6789261
IS THIS BOARD BECOMING REDDIT?!!

>>6790915
Seriously, what is going on with /biz/ lately.

>>6789011
Buy Link and TRX, you will get rich with these coins. They are very well known here on /biz/ and the other anons love them. Spend as much as possible on them, sell your car or get a loan if it’s necessary.