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Our engineers are hard at work commencing the construction of LINK 1. This will be the module used to transport the crew to the moon.

Jason Parser - heavily involved in LINK
Jack Parsons - inventor of solid rocket fuel that enabled the earliest forays into space exploration
Coincidence? I think not.

Construction of the lander is nearly complete. Some minor electrical details will need to be flushed out before launch.

>>6653877
Are we going to the moon or are we leaving the milky way?

What happened to Sergey? Did he get kicked out for using most of the budget for mcdonalds?

i want this going psat the moon, you should head for andromeda. Maybe a test fflight to the moon will be fine for now though.

You need a huge module to store all your bags

>>6654592
>>6654658
Didn't say which moon.

>>6654592
As this is our first mission, we will only be heading to the moon. I will have you all know that none of the crew nor mission control have ever conducted a space mission. This mission will be extremely dangerous.

In place of solar panels, LINK 1 will utilize a Radioisotope Thermoelectric Generator to generate power while in space. The RTG and batteries are pictures here.

is there room for 1 more?
twitter.com/sergeyOnazarETH reporting for service

>>6653877

>Chad O’Fork

Kekked

>>6654599
last seen in Vegas buying black BBW hookers and meth

lmfao

Already like this thread.

Also, if this fails, I will sell my link.

We have added a small docking port in case of emergencies. This will allow us to dock a refueling barge to LINK 1 if necessary. Also pictured here are the Reaction Control System (RCS) thrusters. These RCS thrusters will allow LINK 1 to maneuver and translate itself within the vacuum of space. RCS uses a special type of fuel called Monopropellant.

Will cups and handles be supplied? I'm pretty tired of my current one.

Let's take a moment to introduce the crew of LINK 1.

Liked and subscribed

I'm entertained

LINK IS GOING TO THE MOOOOOON BABY

>>6655016
>Putting a parachute where the docking port should be
>Putting a heatshield and decoupler where nothing should be
>Ever intending for your capsule to return to Kerbin at all rather than docking with a space station and shuttling your Kerbals down to the surface in an SSTO and refueling using your asteroid mining network
Go back to nasa newfag

>>6655555
checked

Ladies and Gentlemen, Chainlink Space Program is proud to present our first iteration of the LINK Lunar missions, LINK 1.

Make launch video pls

>>6655555
Jesus christ, we're gonna make it goys

>>6655780
Thank you for your suggestions. We over at CSP have taken note and will take your suggestions into consideration. If you have any schematics for an SSTO, please let us know. CSP has never launched an SSTO and we currently do not have an engineer with the expertise required to construct one. Thanks again.

>>6655833
>>6655955
>>6655555
Jesus, I cant handle all these dubs

>>6655555
I'M entertained.
CHECKED!

>>6655872

Now fucking launch it.

Due to the limitations and constraints of LINK 1, Chad O'Fork will be unable to part of the crew. He will instead stay back on Earth ready to launch an emergency rescue mission should the need arise.

>>6653877
Does this mean that we are now Link Space Marines? We need a new ranking structure if so.

>>6655980
We over here at save game: default hate the SPH. I'm not smart enough to make an SSTO but I'm hard at work on the asteroid thing

>>6655555
WE ARE ALL IN THIS TOGETHER

DO NOT UNDER ESTIMATE THE POWER OF POSITIVE THOUGHT! ESPECIALLY COLLECTIVE POSITIVE THOUGHT!

THIS SHIT IS GOING TO REACH $1,000 EASILY!
HOLD THAT THOUGHT AND VISUALIZE IT IN YOUR MIND EVERYDAY AS OFTEN AS POSSIBLE STARTING NOW AND IT WILL MANIFEST INTO REALITY. DO IT! I'M NOT JOKING!

VISUALIZE AS OFTEN AND AS DETAILED AS POSSIBLE!

>>6655833
delete that more like this

>>6655555

>>6656368

Rare Bogdanoff

>>6655555
I've never seen quints how far away are we from all numbers being the same what happens then

>>6655555

How will we solve the shadowfork problem?

>>6653877
Jason Parcel? He’s Rory’s dad. He’s got a problem with Sergey because when Rory and Sergey were friends when they were younger, Sergey used to raid the cupboards and eat everything in the house. It cost Jason Parcel a lot of money to replace all the food Sergey used to eat. The final straw was when Sergey was staying at Rory’s one night and stole his car when they were 15 to sneak out to a McDonald’s drivethru. Rory’s dad Jason thinks Sergey is a bad influence on his son and does anything he can to stop them being friends or working together. Why do you think we haven’t heard from Sergey in so long? Jason Parcels has been staying with Rory and Sergey has been in hiding shitting his pants.

>>6656298
>Chad O' Fork is a no go
>Alice Blaster goes to the moon

That means that link legacy is the winner.

>>6656456
this image is cursed

>>6656318
We have created our own ranking structure over at Chainlink Space program! Give us any feedback you may have:


- Director of Chainlink Space Program: General Sergey Nazarov
---MANAGEMENT---
- Co-Director: 500001+ LINK
- Senior Manager of Space Operations: 250001-500000 LINK
- Manager of Space Operations Operations: 175001-250000 LINK
- Manager of Flight Operations: 125001-175000 LINK
- Senior Engineer of CSP: 750001-125000 LINK
- Head of CSP Accounting: 50001-75000 LINK
- Head of CSP Public Relations: 35001-50000 LINK
- Flight Director: 25001-35000 LINK
- Assistant Flight Director: 20001-25000 LINK
- Manager of Astronaut Operations: 15001-20000 LINK
---EMPLOYEES---
- Astronaut: 10001-15000 LINK
- Astronaut in Training: 9001-10000 LINK
- Test Pilot: 7501-9000 LINK
- Electrical Engineer: 5001-7500 LINK
- Scientist: 3501-5000 LINK
- Hull Fabricator: 1501-3500 LINK
- Systems Developer: 501-1500 LINK
- Office Worker: 1-500 LINK

>>6656667
Nice to hear Sergey is finally back from his trip to McDonalds t: office worker since october

>>6656667
hull fabricator reporting in... im all in btw.

An insider on the slack chat found out via hacked PM's that Sergey using ICO money to have ex-USSR prostitutes in their 50s sew giant Chainlink logo bean bag foot stalls by hand. Rories applied for amnesty to the Khazak equivalent of the fbi. Could go bad but will keep everyone updates.

This is Jason Parser's view of the inside of LINK 1 just before launch.

It's an absolutely beautiful day for a spacecraft launch. To our brave astronauts who have volunteered to explore the unknown... God Speed..

Countdown. 5...4...

this crap has some of the lowest volume of anything on binance and yet over half the posts on biz. can we just jump to the part where this death cult all neck themselves when this is at zero.

>>6657002
>Electrical engineer reporting in.
> All systems looking good. Clear to proceed.

>>6657123
>> All systems looking good. Clear to proceed.
Throttles engaged. RCS on. Fuel lines disconnected.
3...2...

Love this OP

1...
*BOOM*
Engines fired. We have a clean launch. We are go for the Moon.

>>6657304
Link to the moon

>>6657304
pls my gains are on that ship

>>6653877
I have 547 linkies.
Am I going to make it?

>>6657304
MOOOOONN

The last view of LINK 1 before leaving the atmosphere.

Stage 1 Separation complete.

>>6656593
Oy Vey!!! It's another Shoah!!!
Remember the 6655555 Gorrilian goy!!!

>>6657504
>Isn't she a beauty. Months of silence finally culminating in moonmission!

Commencing gravity turn. A little over halfway to the edge of the atmosphere.

Safe flight. LINK 1

Stage 2 Separation complete. We have passed the atmosphere. Welcome to space, LINK 1.

>>6657893
Godspeed

LINK 1 may be in space, but the adventure has just begun. There are many challenges that the crew of LINK 1 will face before arriving at the moon. As of right now, LINK 1 is on a trajectory with the earth. Pilot Jason Parser will accelerate in a prograde vector at apoapsis, the highest point in the trajectory or orbit. This will put LINK 1 into orbit.

>>6653877

what a bunch of deluded fags

>>6658039
>There are many challenges that the crew of LINK 1 will face before arriving at the moon.
UUUUGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>6658086
When Link hits $8000 interlinked in 8 years you will be reminded

Circularizing orbit.

LINK 1 is now in orbit. Will there be enough Fuel/Oxidizer to make it to the moon? If the crew does reach the moon, will they be able to return?

>>6656420
Link and grow rich

>>6658396
don't waste any time and start the transfer maneuver
I can't hold for much longer

>>6658523
We here at CSP take your concerns very seriously. However, space travel must be conducted at a very patient and delicate pace. Please understand that this is a very important step for Chainlink space travel.

Jason Parser conducts a quick EVA to ensure that all of LINK 1 systems are intact. LINK 1 is currently waiting for the transfer window to the moon.

>>6658523

You will hold and you will like it faggot. Strap in.

Maybe we should remember the rule of /biz - never buy what is shilled here. This way many more people would have held BTC and ETH and many less will be crying.

Mission controls has completed a transfer maneuver and has successfully passed the data to Jason Parser up in LINK 1. The maneuver will be performed in 19 minutes and will take 55 seconds to complete. Due to irregularities in the electromagnetic gravitational fields of our solar system, these 19 minutes will pass by in mere seconds.

>>6658790
>implying ETH and BTC weren't shilled here

>>6658840
Fuck. Yes.

>>6658840
Another hurdle succesfully overcome!

Mission control is currently having problems contacting LINK 1. We have gone without contact for 2 minutes and 23 seconds. Mission control is working hard to fix the problem and resume contact with LINK 1.

>>6659025
NO

>>6659025
ABANDON MISSION

>>6659025
NOO

Here is a view of mission control attempting to come up with a solution to the communications problem. There has been no contact with LINK 1 for 4 minutes and 57 seconds.

>>6659197
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>6659197

GODDAMMIT GET IT TOGETHER HOUSTON

The problem has been solved. LINK 1 had entered a small field of FUDroids. Expert Pilot Jason Parser successfully maneuvered through the field. Moon is a go. Loud applause can be heard at mission control.

>>6659418
YES

>>6659418
THOSE SHADOWFORKS ALMOST RUINED US

>>6659418
yeaaaaaaah jason parser is the man

>>6656490
This happens

Transfer maneuver to the moon commenced... We have just received word that the maneuver has been completed.

Earth is starting to look a lot smaller.

What is that in the distance?

GodSpeed!

>>6655395
>Jason Parson - Pilot

Underrated post, pic fucking related

>>6656577
>link legacy

don't you mean LINK Classic?

>>6657472
Affirmative private, Strap in and hold on tight

>>6660043
I see what you did there

LINK 1 is preparing to circularize into a stable orbit around the moon. From there, they will deorbit and land.

>>6660247
dude its fucking plummeting. fuck are you talking about

>>6658396
Crash into the moon but never - i repeat - never return

Stage 3 separation complete. Stable orbit around the moon. After one orbit, landing will commence on the bright side of the moon halfway between the equator and the south pole.

Currently on a trajectory with the moon. It's all up to Captain Parser now. Mission control can not help with the landing.

>>6660435
Assistant flight director here.
Are we GO for landing?

WTF? Finish!!!

>>6660662
We are go for landing. Killing velocity.

>>6656420
By what year are you hoping for it to reach 1k?

>>6660923
eoy 2019 maybe earlier

If I were a whale I would pump the price right now. Everyone would be like the madman did it! But I'm a poor 12k holder

Jason: Mission Control, we have landed on the moon. All systems are intact. Myself and Alice are healthy and ready for EVA.

>>6661085

Some OC

>>6661085

>>6661104
Jason: Electrical Engineer, small correction. Slight problem with our systems, we have a slightly low ISO reading on our generator. We have already tried switching to main port 4 and 7. What are your recommendations?

>>6661085

bravo sir

get a screenshot with the link logo

>>6661322
Alice planets a flag while Jason attempts to fix the generator problem.

>>6661128

>>6661405
Praise

>>6655555
PRAISE KEK

>>6661281
I see the faulty readings on my monitor. Will attempt reset procedure. Standby, systems may temporarily shut down, keep calm. Please contact me when power is back up.

>>6661405
A better angle.

>>6661490
Jason: Roger that. Systems are back up. Thanks for the assistance. Hey, can you get one of the guys at mission control to do some math for me? We have 388 units of fuel left. Is that enough to get back home?

>>6661611
Systems say not enough fuel for return to earth. Stay on the moon! Don't depart!

>>6661506

god bless you, op

>>6661611
Jason, you won't need that fuel anymore. God bless Chainlink.

>>6661506
go to mars now faggot.
Make a rocket ship with a cargospace. Then put a rover in there and put a chainlink flag on it. drive it around on mars

>>6661611
Mission control just stated that there may be a chance of returning if you leave some mass behind. We suggest you leave the LINK on the moon. Please be careful with the remaining fuel. Godspeed Team, hope to see you back soon!

>>6661785
But WHO is he???

how tf is this thread still going... sirgay help us

>>6653877
Why the fuck do you faghots post shit like this?

>>6661875
>>6661823
>>6661773
U-Understood... LINK 1 crew... signing off...

>>6662107
Oh god, send Chad O' Fork on a rescue mission.

We can't lose Alice Blaster, she is the reason we funded this mission on the first place.

>>6662107
Alice, Jason? Please report... A-Alice?... Jason?....

>>6662107

CAN YOU READ ME MAJOR PARSER?

The last communications with Jason Parser and Alice Blaster were at 5:58 PM. Their families' were told that they died from a hull breach of their spacecraft... LINK marines know the truth.. Jason and Alice sacrificed themselves for the betterment of LINK. They will forever be remembered as the heroes who brought LINK to the moon.

Thank you LINK 1 Crew.

this is ground control to major gainz

>>6662571
Fate has ordained that the LINKmarines who went to the moon to explore in peace will stay on the moon to rest in peace.
These brave marines, Jason Parser and Alice Booster, know that there is no hope for their recovery. But they also know that there is hope for mankind in their sacrifice.
These two marines are laying down their lives in mankind’s most noble goal: the search for decentralized oracles.
They will be mourned by their families and friends; they will be mourned by their nation; they will be mourned by the people of the world; they will be mourned by a Mother Earth that dared send two of her children into the unknown.
In their exploration, they stirred the people of the world to feel as one; in their sacrifice, they bind more tightly the brotherhood of man.
In ancient days, men looked at stars and saw their heroes in the constellations. In modern times, we do much the same, but our heroes are epic men of flesh and blood.
Others will follow, and surely find their way home. Man’s search will not be denied. But these marines were the first, and they will remain the foremost in our hearts.
For every human being who looks up at the moon in the nights to come will know that there is some corner of another world that is forever mankind.

>>6662571
> We thank you, Jason and Alice, for your great sacrifice. Your deeds shall not be forgotten. May LINK forever moon.

>>6656089
Source

As an office worker, I offer a full summary of such events. May Alice Blaster and Jason Parser rest in peace.

>resolution too big http-s : / /web-capture . net / picture.php?pic_index=1&presentation_method=inline remove all space

>>6662571
F

>>6662761
>BCH at #4

umm... no sweetie

>>6662904
Link doesn't work.

>>6663087
Try: imgur.c o m/a/9UDPH

This was a very long and drawn out way to say AssBlaster is dead.

>>6662615

>>6662006
Underrated

>>6656667
Head of CSP Accounting, here for duty.

>>6664078
Good to have you here. Do we have enough funds to launch another mission soon?

>>6664159
We do. However, in order for us to achieve maximum comfyness in orbit, let's all stock the fuck up on LINKies while we are still at base to reduce costs as much as possible.

>>6664660
Understood. Accumulating LINKies. Next launch will be later tonight.

If this post ends in 4 then LINK will be $1000 EOY

If ETH dethrones BTC, what are the implications for LINK?

>>6665273
$1000 LINK

check'em

if 6666666 link reaches 2k EOY

>>6666301
I'll roll for you. If this post is 6666666, it means that if you have one LINK in 2038, you will be a millionaire.

>>6662836

>>6658790
>never buy what is shilled here

Everything is shilled here, you fucking newfag cunt. The last time a project had a cult following like LINK has, was Ethereum when it was at $10.