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AssBlaster. Is he a hero? A false prophet? Or simply part of an elaborate scheme to manipulate biz? Discuss your autistic conclusions and convoluted theories here along with relevant screencaps.

>> No.6577157

Who?

>> No.6577214

>>6577116
Maybe you should give us a quick rundown

>> No.6577239

AssBlaster is John Titor. Just saying it like it is. You won't believe me but it's true.

>> No.6577304
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>>6577239
assblaster is john titor who is sergey who is satoshi who is actually one of the bogdanoffs

>> No.6577320

>>6577239
>John Titor
Intriguing. What makes you think that?

>> No.6577437

>>6577320
Because he predicted everything with great accuracy.
I remember similar posts warning of things like that in the past as well and I'm betting it was the same guy.
Even though Titor claimed he returned to his timeline, I bet he didn't or couldn't and is now stuck here with general knowledge about certain things like when big markets collapsed, when war broke out and stuff like that.

>> No.6577482

>>6577437
So what you're saying is that it was the right choice to buy more link

>> No.6577485

>The absolute state of /biz/

>> No.6577505

>>6577482
We'll see about that soon I guess.

>> No.6577526

Absolute autist larper.
You will soon find out

>> No.6577558

>>6577116
so many faggots are buying link now. They shit is back up when everything is down

>> No.6577665

>>6577485
This line is getting tired

>> No.6577706

>>6577526
You have to admit though, he is dedicated. The entertainment value is hight even if larp.

>> No.6577768

>>6577706
It doesn't matter if he's larping when all he's doing is adding some meat to SWIFT documents and other publications. The sources he's pointing out are what have substance. He could be full of shit and it wouldn't change anything.

>> No.6577846

>>6577485
Kek

>>6577665
If you were on biz pre-crypto you’d understand