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I'm going to get fired for this, or even sued but I don't give a fuck.
Coinbase is going to shut off in- and outgoing transactions tomorrow because our funds aren't enough to cover the expenses.

Screenshot this please, I am telling you the truth.
Shady shit is happening behind the scenes and Coinbase will pull an Mt Gox on you.
They spend all the profits on marketing and insider trading.

Please believe me

>> No.6542886

Thanks just sold 100K.

Then bought again at the top.

>> No.6542904

>>6542844
How long until 'tomorrow' you dipshit?

>> No.6542905

shutup fag.

We don;'t believe you.

>> No.6542923

thanks just sold 100k

>> No.6542927

>>6542844
Why are you FUDing your fellow 4chinners on these trying times? You should be ashamed of yourself

>> No.6542937

True if big. Hahaha lucky I don't use that piece of shit.

>> No.6542942

post internal badge, email, office space, anything OP to verify. otherwise you're a faggot larper. blur out sensitive info.

>> No.6542955

>They spend all the profits on marketing and insider trading.
kek are you saying they earned so much money on insider trading they are now broke? makes perfect sense

>> No.6542964

>>6542844
nice dubs

>> No.6542965

>>6542844

shit, can't say I'd be surprised if it was true

>> No.6542976

Tall if accurate

>> No.6542987

>>6542942
and beyond that, coinbase taking % of every transaction with all the normies getting in, there is no way they are hurting for cash.

>> No.6543009

>>6542955
they pay us in crypto and we are allowed to inside trade with it

>> No.6543011

>>6542844

They are one of the few regulated exchanges, and FDIC insured. Stop spreading FUD.

>> No.6543018

>>6542844
If this is real I have friends at sec that you can talk to anonymous

>> No.6543026

GOXED

>> No.6543045

>>6542955
Obviously they don't use the company fund to do insider trading retard. They use their personal money and keep all the profit from insider trading

>> No.6543051

small if false

>> No.6543055

Oh shit, I still have $7 worth of BCH on there. Should I sell?

>> No.6543065

hes just using info from the other insider thread...nothing to see here

>> No.6543072

>>6542942
Do this and if it happens tomorrow and you get fired or sue I will protect you baby.

>> No.6543083

Thanks just sold a 100K

>> No.6543148

>>6543045
There is no reason not to do it, inside trading crypto is legal

>> No.6543217

>>6543009
>they pay us in crypto

nice FUD until this. I was in love with the bait.

>> No.6543292

>>6542844
Back to >>>/pol/ larp nigger

>> No.6543318

Thanks just sold a 100K

>> No.6543411

They just got given a billion dollars, retard.

>> No.6543486

>>6543009
How would the company become insolvent from this? Also it makes 10-15 mil a day.
How do they spend all of that on marketing and insider trading?

>> No.6543535

>official coinbase logo
>Op checks out

>> No.6543594

>>6542844
>our funds aren't enough to cover the expenses
Bullshit. Coinbase is understaffed, not underfinanced. This is probably a thread made by some shitty manipulative discord group.

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6543646

Corekeks are still mad and getting desperate

>> No.6543654

this is now a "Where do you buy your Crypto" thread.
I'm curious.

>> No.6543681

>>6542844
Why would you beg people to believe you? Begging people makes it sound like you would potentially benefit from it if they did.

>> No.6543686

>>6542844
RIP

>> No.6543738

>>6543654
No, it's not.

>> No.6543741

>>6543646
>cashies
You are down way more than coreists. See you at 800 and below new namecoin without purpose

>> No.6543860

This is just brutality.
I've sunk all my paychecks into Coinbase since 1998 and they pull this on me? Again?
It's going to take me atleast 500 years of unemployment to get my money back.
FUUUUCK

>> No.6543908
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6543908

>>6542844
>my ETH is in the cold storage vault and will take 48 hours to unfreeze

>> No.6543958

>>6542844
hes shilling to get u to sell...lol

>> No.6544030
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6544030

>>6543741
Kek, BCH will thrive during a bear market, faggot. It's where all billionaire money is.

>> No.6544207

OP is 100% right
If you don't marketsell your eth for euros on gdax right now, you won't survive this

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6544299

>>6542976
>>6543051

>> No.6544414

>>6544030
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
$120 and less by may 2018. Jihan and Rogerer managed to make a coin worse than bitcoin. It is slower, it is more expensive and it carries the brand name of the coin it wants to murder. Nmc will be worth more than bcash during the next bull marekt

>> No.6544447

What do you use besides coinbase?

>> No.6544497

my auntie works at coinbank and send me a fax "it is real" wow

>> No.6544581

>>6542844
please believe me sirs.

>> No.6545563
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6545563

>>6542844
>Please believe me
Top kek

>> No.6545684

>>6545563
also
>they pay us in crypto

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6545966

>>6544414
What are you, 12?

>> No.6546314

>>6542844

Thanks just bought 100k

>> No.6546405

>>6542844
I would never any dealings with this shitty company anyway

>> No.6546473

100% USDT since 19k BTC, not even worried

>> No.6546510

>>6543908
Did you at least lock in the price?

>> No.6546536

>>6543011
For billionth fucking time. FDIC Doesn't cover crypto fucking retard.

>> No.6546556

>>6543009
Explains how Charlie knew the exact top on LTC and warned everyone the bear market was coming 2 days before the initial selloff.

>> No.6546567

>>6544581
big if true

>> No.6546682

>>6543908
what are you doing?

>> No.6546826

>>6543009
Best employer ever to be honest. They hand you eternal richess on a silver platter and you thank them by leaking on 4chan.

You should be ashamed of yourself.

>> No.6546951

>>6543011
They're insured against hacking, not runs on the exchange. You do not have the same protections that your bank account has from the FDIC.

From their own site:
"Digital currency is not legal tender, is not backed by the government, and digital currency accounts and value balances on Coinbase are not subject to Federal Deposit Insurance Corporation or Securities Investor Protection Corporation protections."
You're the one that needs to stop spreading bullshit, pal.

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6546979

>threads on an American chinese cartoon imageboard can now cause multi-billion dollar crashes and rampant panic based on pure rumor alone

You released a truly malevolent monster onto the world, Moot. And all because you wanted to have some extra anime tiddies.

>> No.6547215

>>6542844
OP is spreading rumors again.
OP also has friends helping him out to make his rumor sound legit, when in reality is it not.

>> No.6547434

>>6546979
I want a "cute girls do crypto" anime with high tension battles and sweat.

>> No.6547652
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6547652

This is exactly why I’m all in on Ethercraft. The devs have the funds in smart contract, locked. I’m all about integrity and pushing this movement forward. Get in before it’s too late. Everybody losing money and ethercraft is 2-3x’ing people’s money. This isn’t a joke. This is the next movement of blockchain games.

LITERALLY GET PAID TO PLAY BY MINING ETH

>> No.6547681
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6547681

Sold all my bitcoin at $11255
I'm out of this crypto ponzi scam. Goodbye.

>> No.6547747

>>6547681
See you tomorrow

>> No.6548344

>>6547681
Lmao you’re going to want to kill your self soon for being such an idiot. RIP anon

>> No.6548670

https://blog.coinbase.com/coinbase-temporarily-suspends-withdrawls-and-deposits-1d4e860b7837

>> No.6548819

>>6547681
Sold all my bitcoin at $1125
I'm out of this crypto ponzi scam. Goodbye.

>> No.6548867

>>6547681
>>6548819
Sold all my bitcoin at $112.
I'm out of this crypto ponzi scam. Goodbye.

>> No.6548898

>>6543009
>they pay us in crypto
You were so close to having me, anon

>> No.6549073

Sold all my bitcoin at $11255
I'm out of this crypto ponzi scam. Goodbye.

>> No.6549096

>>6542844
Learn English please nocoining street shitter.

>> No.6549233

>>6542923
Fuck ya, just bought 100k

>Feeling comfy

>> No.6549234

>tfw all my funds in binance

Jokes on them

>> No.6549375

>>6542844
Astronomical if precise.

>> No.6549404

anyone else unable to buy ETH right now? i get a transaction confirmation but no coins added to my account

>> No.6549438

>>6547681
>Sold all my bitcoin at $11255
>I'm out of this crypto ponzi scam. Goodbye.

>> No.6549611

>>6542844
Total bull shit, GTFO.

>> No.6549854

>>6548867
Sold all my bitcoin for two large pizzas.
I'm out of this crypto ponzi scam. Goodbye.

>> No.6550077

Do people actually keep their crypto on Coinbase? I use it when I'm converting to USD, but that's about it

>> No.6550369

>>6547681
nice just bought 11.255K

>> No.6550499

>>6549404
It sometimes takes a few minutes to get added to the transaction history. I've seen it take about 5-7 minutes on CB a couple times. That being said, probably not the greatest time to buy midday during a big crash... might want to wait until this evenings bottom or even a day or two to see what happens.

>> No.6550603

cuckbase, eh ?