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>> No.6434864

Thanks, just disconnected 100k granpas

>> No.6434918

>>6434846
>"Grandpa, I have one last question for you."
>"What is it boy?"
>"Why does the stock market close on weekends?"
>*Dies*

>> No.6434928

>>6434846
Did you get him to sign all his assets to you yet?

>> No.6434971
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6434971

>>6434846

Cable management

>> No.6434995
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>>6434864
>>6434918
Kek

>> No.6435026

>>6434846
big if true
it's over boyos

>> No.6435041

>>6434971
this T B H

>> No.6435047

Cum on him

>> No.6435215
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>> No.6435264

>>6435215
kek
savage

>> No.6435412

Pull the plug have some mercy on that poor old cunt.

>> No.6435415

>>6434846
>Sorry gramps, I need to use that monitor to check my cryptopia trades
>pulls the cables
BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP
>accidentally disconnected life support
>nurse injects gramps with adrenaline
BEEPBEEPBEEP...beep...beep...beep...beep..
>anon, wh-whats a cryptopia trade, are you trading stocks like your old man did?
>no gramps, Im trading cryptocurrency
BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP
>Jesus gramp, what a sensitive snowflake, nurse we need more adrenaline!
BEEPBEEPBEEP...beep...beep...beep...beep..
>anon, thats too risky and unprofitable. I traded stocks for 30 years and I bought my house very quickly, only took a decade
>gramps, Im not touching those boomer niggercuck stocks, I just made 15% and Im no..
>anon, I made 17% each year for almost a decade, you are losing money there
>gramps I did 15% since I entered this room
BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP