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What now, /biz/?

>> No.638996

Get $10 million I guess.

Also, story?

>> No.638997

Rent a yacht and party hard till $0

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>>638992
>has 1 mill
>asking biz for advice
Seems legit

>> No.639012

>>638992
How old are you?

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>> No.639025

did you put your stash anywhere else or is that vanguard only?

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>>639024
work on your shopping skills

>> No.639335

>>639330
He has to build a robot army and work on immortality research. Nothing much else need be done other than shopping.

>> No.639352

>>638992
I think it's time to cash out.

>> No.639361

>>639352
cashing out is stupid
you pay capital gains when you do that, plus he misses out on dividends, if any.

>> No.639383

>>638992
I don't know where YOU are heading, but I have had the Vanguard sign-up page open on my browser for 3 days... still deciding if I should or shouldn't open an account.

I already have an account with Vanguard's Australian division but I'd like to invest more... not sure if I should go with a Vanguard USA account or find an entirely different company...

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>>638992
Congratulations anon! I was only notified this morning by Vanguard that you had reached this milestone, so my apologies for the delay in following-up with you.

>What now, /biz/?
In 7-10 business days you'll receive an information packet with important details regarding your new status in life. Included will be your username and password (temporary) for accessing the private forums on 4chan, reddit, and bogleheads. (Please safeguard these credentials, as we have had riff raff issues in the past.)

On the forums you'll find additional information about things like underground sex clubs, secret signs & handshakes, and preferred service providers (drugs, call girls, virgins, monocles, etc.). You'll also find information about applying to the higher tiers of membership, such as the Illuminati, the Freemasons, or the Jews. Membership in the secret clubs is not guaranteed, of course, but do note that only club members have a vote in global geo-political and financial matters.

If you have any questions, feel free to use the direct message feature on 4chan, which you should now have access to along with all the other mod tools. In the meanwhile, congrats again and welcome to the team!

>> No.639439

>>639395
God iHaz, you're so fucking stupid, obviously this was bait and you fell for it like the idiot you are

I'm sorry, I'm sorry. I shouldn't be so mean to you. I mean, life already shit on you anyway, being born Jewish and all...

>> No.639445

>>639439
I see the eurotrash are awake. Serious question: can you squat and type at the same time?

>> No.639461

>>639445
Go eat a hamburger you fat shit

>> No.639473

>>638992
Buy Cliffs preferred below $6.50. Pocket the dividends. Sell it for more than you bought it before it converts, or let it convert and have your money double in a year.

>> No.639476

>>638992
Get more, dummy.

>> No.639504
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>>639361
>tfw your country has a tax advantaged account type that lets you cash out and move stocks/ETFs and so on around as much as you like, with no extra tax
The only downside is that it takes a bit of tax each year regardless of what you do with the contents (i.e. even if it falls in value). Something like 0.12%..

Cashing out is generally stupid with a normal account, but the market's about to take one large plunge any time soon. Be prepared, ready them commodity orders.

>> No.639510

>>639504
What country?

>> No.639557

>>638992
Put it all on Red

>> No.640206

quick question, iHaz seems to be a popular namefag here. How much is he worth?

>> No.640323

>>639395
that was pretty funny

>> No.640328

Invest in Sony.

>> No.640340

>>640206
i think 7-10m

>> No.640354

>>638992
Party like its 1979 again?

>> No.640355

>>638992
continue living beneath your means and making sensible investments

>> No.640356

>>639510
Not that guy but it sounds like he describes the Netherlands. The 0.12% is actually 1.2% though and it goes for your total net worth minus 50.000 euro.

>> No.640378

>>638992
you need to diversify your holdings, buy some bonds... like 200k worth of them.

>> No.640398
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>buy a perpetuity that pays 50k a year
>get a vasectomy
>move to Dominican Republic
>fuck whores and sit on the beach for the rest of your life

>> No.640399

>>640398
>spend rest of life fucking niggers
at least have a shred of pride and go to asia.

>> No.640434

>>640399

>implying DR doesn't have the sexiest hispanic whores you can find

Sosua baby, Sosua