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Are ya winning, son?

>> No.6309251
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6309251

>>6309214
YES DAD
EVERYTHING IS GOING FINE

>> No.6309528

>>6309214
I ALREADY TRIED THE FUCKING HANDSHAKE THANKS DAD

>> No.6309576

>>6309214
It-its okay I-I'm still up on my lunchmoney

>> No.6309620

>>6309214
Not winning, no. But I haven't lost anything on my initial investment either. The 15th is going to make or break a lot of my holdings. Patterns forming on them indicate we're going to get a good, hard pump but I'm not convinced unless I get a hold of some decent news.

>> No.6310224

>>6309214
GET OUT OF MY ROOM NIGGER

>> No.6310317
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>>6309214

ARE YOU GOING TO ASK ME THE SAME FUCKING THING 3 TIMES A DAY FUCKING PIECE OF NIGGER SHIT I WISH I WASN'T YOUR SON DIEEEE NIGGER REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>> No.6310390
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>>6309214
y-yes, t-thanks

>> No.6310467

You know we are niggers dad. We will never win. I wish you never shat me out. Now go away I'm spitting bars

>> No.6310860

>>6309214
DAD YOU CAME BACK

>> No.6311822
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>>6309214
DAD YOURE ALIVE WHAT THE FUCK ahaha I’ve legit had fantasies that my dad faked his death and that he’s really not gone forever ahahaha

>> No.6312134

>>6309214
YOU DON'T WIN IN ONLINE CRYPTOCURRENCY EXCHANGE DAD GOD STOP PRETENDING LIKE YOU KNOW ME

>> No.6312198
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6312198

>>6309214
FUCK OFF NIGGER. TELL MY DAD I NEED MORE PRINCIPAL AND BRING ME MORE TENDIES, FAGGOT.

>> No.6312253

>>6312198
>dat ass on fire hot af.webm

>> No.6312390

>>6312198
That bured like fucking oil. What the fuck was that drink

>> No.6312488

>>6309214
Yeah everything's green again thanks pop

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>>6309214

>hey son, how's your internet coins going?

u-uhh I'm doing alright..

>I heard on the news btc tanked hard

...yeah I don't need to worry about that. I transferred my investment into alts. I'm good..

>market corrects*

>> No.6312557

>>6309528

but was it a firm handshake?

>> No.6312601

>>6309214
I crack up every time I read something like this. Doesn't even have to be about crypto. Just any cringey parent roleplay.

>> No.6312667

>>6312557
...the stupid motherfucker almost broke my fucking hand thanks for asking dad...

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>>6309214
THERE WAS A FUCKING BEARISH PENNANT AND THE RSI WAS INDICATING OVER BOUGHT SO I SOLD BUT THEN IT SHOT UP WHAT THE FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!

DAD IM STARTING TO THINK THOSE TA GUYS IN DISCORD DONT ACTUALLY KNOW ANYTHING

>> No.6312787

>>6309251
Kek

>>6310224
TOPKEK

>> No.6312806

>black dads

this pic and daily thread is propaganda and I've seen it on other boards too.

>> No.6312863

>>6310224

fucking kek

>> No.6312909

>>6309214
FUCK OFF DAD

>> No.6313063

>>6310224
keeeekkkedd