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I'm a 5'6'' manlet a 4'' dicklet and 90iq brainlet who is balding. I just stumbled upon crypto and 100x-ing my 1k free money would be the only form of lube to the painful ass-rape episode, that others call life apparently. Help me out. I can't filter out a solid moon mission when all of you fags are in disagreement. I can't figure it out on my own due to the aforementioned brainlet syndrome. I promise I wont pollute the gene-pool once I got rich. Send help!

>> No.6183868

5'5" manlet here with a 5.5" dicklet and a 200 IQ

ChainLink

>> No.6183915

6'3', dick is fine, was balding but got HT

>> No.6183981

>>6183915
good for you chaggot but how will i 100x my 1k ?

>> No.6184125

long term? COSS
Short term.. DENT, KIN, Chainlink, XLM

>> No.6184385

>>6184125
Why are you giving me so many options. I'm putting all my 1k on 1 thing. I just have to stumble on the right thing.

>> No.6184462

>>6183763
lol, you cracked me up.
Unfortunately it seems the crypto bull is over.
Put a buy order for ripple at 1.05 dollar.
Sell at 2.4
Put another buy at 0.5 This will be filled months from now.
Hodl then for a month or 1.5 whichever comes sooner. Than come back to biz, the wojacks will have abaited, people will be doing fine research again. Stocks will also be discussed and you will have 6k. From there you will be in a fine position to 16 fold your money in a year or two. The good times are over though.

>> No.6184534

>>6183981
how'd you get the 1k of free money

>> No.6184539

>>6183763

Why did you post a 6'2 ripped chad for this thread? Are you also a homosexual?

>> No.6184578

>>6184462
>good times are over though
It's never over.
>>6184385
If you honestly want to take the risk, I would throw it at DENT and sit for a month or two, or wait for gantcoin to release Jan 17th and swoop them up after ICO sale.
You have to sign up on COSS though.

>> No.6184635

>>6184462
Thanks friend. Always happy that my misfortunes make people laugh hehe.

>> No.6184687

>>6184462
the fuck are you on about dumbass.

OP invest in UFR and 10x in a month. Ur welcome.

>> No.6184743

>>6184635
It's the way you worded it senpai

>> No.6184812

>>6184743
get a room you dumb faggots

>> No.6184909

>tfw 5'5 balding brainlet just married the girl I love at work even though I'm taller, better looking, fit, intelligent, and much better off than he is

A cuck is still a cuck, she was practically begging me to fuck her for two years and I never had the balls and then she got engaged.

>> No.6184959

>>6184812
>dumb
>faggot
pick one retard

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>>6183763

>> No.6185037

>>6184909
>even though I'm taller, better looking, fit, intelligent, and much better off than he is

You are also a lot more arrogant and delusional

>> No.6185360

>Inject test
>Gym
>Tan
>Get scalp micropigmentation from a good clinic
>Do online courses and specialise in something

You're dick is doomed though sorry bro

>> No.6185427

>>6185360
Your* lel

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>>6184909

the girl who you love was begging you to fuck her for two years and you didnt. can you hear yourself anon?

>> No.6185788

>>6185360
Bathmate
https://www.goodlookingloser.com/get-hung