/biz/ - Business & Finance

how can you possibly be that fucking stupid holy shit

>>6072011
please be bait, otherwise I'm forced to inform you

Are you old af nigga? Get your grandson to show you. Or your friends or something. You do have friends right?

>>6072081
forced to inform me what?

>>6072036
>look up how to buy
>a bunch of shit comes up
>DOESNT ACTUALLY SAY WHAT TO CLICK

>>6072092
I'm 18, just turned 18 actually. And no friends

>>6072152
Forced to inform you about how you get free money, basically how you use your FIAT (real world money) to buy crypto and how to cash out.

>>6072081
as much as people say normies are already into crypto, most people I know didn't/still don't have a fucking clue how to buy it.

Two weaboo early 20's roommates of mine who sit around playing LoL and WoW until 4am have NO CONCEPT of how to buy coinbase coins, let alone alt coins.

People are over-estimating adoption.

>>6072235
I get the idea of buying and selling but how do you physically buy, like what do i click i don't see a buy button on my screen right now where do i go?

>>6072243
This. I'm an expert in Crypto and market patterns but can't buy it. Same with stocks I understand it all but I don't know where to call a broker and even if i talk to him im really socially awkward how do i ask?

>>6072243
I'm not saying normies are into crypto, I often mention our way to 1trillion market cap when I'm with my friends, but they are just too lazy to pull the trigger. Stay stupid niggers

>>6072243

>tfw I only recently bought BTC when it was low and did well with it, but I want to get into alts but still unsure which exchange to go with

>>6072348
I'm pretty sure someone is making this shit as hard as possible to get into to keep the plebs out. I can go to the store and buy fries easily but to buy a stock or a crypto takes brains. Why? Shouldn't the market correct that?

Upper right "Sign Up".
Then you give them your info (credit or bank account).
Deposit the money you want to use.
Then pick one of the coins they're selling and buy it!

>>6072322
Where are you from? If you are legally allowed to buy crypto for FIAT I'll show you the ropes, where I'm from you have to be 18.

>>6072407
It's a shame you missed the Binance run, registration is on halt atm, I wouldn't advice you to register on Kucoin because of the FUD "it's an exit scam", but if you can afford to lose money, this is where you also make money. Otherwise, go with Bittrex or Binance once they open up.

>>6072452
I live in the U.S I can buy crypto right? Legally?

>>6072451
>tfw don't have email password
Do i have to create another email?

>>6072601
Make a protonmail account

>>6072011
...anon you need to go back man. or go be successful in other areas of life. Or learn out of desperation and loneliness like many of us. This is all I really know. Either way it's not that hard to learn.
>>6072081
there are still people in there 20s playing WoW?
>>6072601
please be bait yes anon make another gmail also enable 2fa (authenticator on yer phone)

>>6072671
CAn it be a google account?

>>6072601
Yeah they're gonna use that email address. So you'll need the password.

>>6072717
>be sucessful
I have more learning disabilities than comments on this thread i also have a deformed face from the embicila cord choking me at birth and cutting off oxygen and i am short and have a 80 something IQ, I will never be sucessful unless i get rich off crypto

>>6072789
That sentence alone had so many problems autocorrect couldn't even correct

>>6072728
Any email works.

>>6072717
Unfortunately yes, an excellent escape from reality.
>>6072728
Before you get into all of this, make sure someone around you know how to pay taxes (taxes from investment gains), amerifags tells me this is of vital importance, otherwise you'll get fucked bythe govt.

>>6072789
You seem kind of computer illiterate, like on the same level as senior citizens, are you sure this is a market you want to get into?

>>6072579

Binance is what I was wanting, registration is closed?

Any major differences between binance, bittrex and kucoin? I've been seeing kucoin shilled here nonstop with ref codes

>>6072011
poor people are poor for a reason
i bet you supported bernie too

>>6072011
Use my ref to sign up for kucoin: E3upQA. If you use this ref, I’ll send you 1 XRB to get started

>>6072963
Bittrex registration is also closed rn

This is incredibly fucking cringe worthy

>>6073009
Yeah fuck off
>>6072963
Bittrex is the largest exchange, Binance is the 3-4 largest. Kucoin is relatively small, and there has been some issues with withdrawals.

>>6072943
It's my only hope to not be a NEET loser in life who gets made fun of by people he just met

>>6072931
I live with my dad who's a tax accountant so i guess that will work

>>6072857
Good

>>6073007
Trump actually, and i know the reason im poor im a subhuman freak with a low IQ and am genetic trash

>>6073009
I can't do that i would be taking advantage of generousity thanks for the offer though.

>>6072152
how fucking much do you need to be spoonfed? fuck me you kids are retarded these days
read some fucking books
I had to learn and you will too
THERE'S MONEY ALL AROUND YOU, WAITING TO BE PICKED
LEARN TO PICK IT OR BE POOR FOREVER

>>6073141
Oh, and actual thread with actual advice instead of the rampant shilling on this board? Fuck off, this board has changed, not for the better

>>6072243
I think this is a real problem for the small handful of coins that actually do something. Your token economy has to be helpful for the people who already have crypto because nobody else will be able to buy your shit.

>>6073214
Sign up on Coinbase, buy X amount of BTC, ETH or LTC with your credit card (you can also make a wire deposit, but this usually takes time, and the fee for using credit card is minimal compared to the gains from the "stable" coins. The user interface is very friendly and basically has a "buy here" button. Have fun kid.

>>6072152
you are literally born at the right time to be retired before 25
less than 1% of 1% get this opportunity
do you want to be a neet forever?

Are you making progress now?

normies are subhuman.

>>6073266
>learn something impossible to learn
You learn something everyone but me gotta learn

>>6073563
NO THATS WHY IM HERE

>>6073950
I'm the furthest thing from a normie, I have never had friends only other kids at the special needs class and they were never even my friends just people our parents forced us to hang out with

>>6073905
Yeah im making an email.

>>6073447
Dont have a credit card.

Your thread's gonna get archived if you don't bump it.

>>6072011
>too dumb to figure out how to loose your money
you should be thankful

>>6072011
>Paxful.com
>buy btc
>invest btc in ico
>magnalis ico
https://magnalis.network
Literally 30x in June

You’re welcome

>>6074793
How do i bump it? I thought you can't self bump

>>6074837
But i thought crypto makes you rich theres guys here who made MILLIONS.

>>6075155
MGXL = Next COSS/Kucoin

>>6075155
this
Binance has over 2 million MGXL in their hot wallet ready for trading.
Right now they’re 30 cents.
Binance pump will bring it to $10 minimum

>>6075315
someone shilled this earlier
pretty glad I put in a few ETH. When June comes, let's hope I'm a richfag

>>6075190
bump = post

>>6075190
right what I am saying is if you can't figure out how the exchanges work you will undoubtedly make mistakes and loose money

Op, it looks like you have some kind of retardation (I don't want to offend you), I don't know if investing is suited for you, do you have REAL money in a bank account?

I hope you're not larping btw, bcause it looks like that too.

How the fuck do I buy in the UK and don't say fucking Google I don't wanna get scammed by some kike

>>6072243
See this is why we need more sites like CB that can actually handle traffic and give normies a taste of the altcoins. We need to find icos that do this and pump em

Roll