/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>6030923
Well at 47 years old I have about $75 in my checking account, so you'll need that much.

>>6030923
1 millions if you just want to do it
100s of millions if you want to do it and never worry about getting busted

>>6030923
You dont have to be rich you just have to be a faggot that has monster stickers on his pickup truck. Lure them with promises and alcohol.

I don't even care anymore. I think 6 months of staring at crpyto markets with no sleep has killed my sex drive. I just want to hit $10 million and then kill myself as a kissless virgin.

>>6030923
I was fucking a 17 year old Asian cheerleader/gymnast this summer. I'm a pot-bellied 30 year old college professor.

idk. be charming.

Reported

LMAO love /biz/

>>6030923
50 euro if you're in Amsterdam.

>>6030991
How

You just need to be yourself, OP

>>6030923
Depends where you live.
I suppose that it's hundreds of millions in the US, to bribe the corrupt system. Much less in the not retarded countries, though, as 16s are perfectly legal in most of the world.

>>6030923
Have fun in prison faggot

>>6031099
Look up the Whisper app. I met her when she was 16 and told her bedtime stories for about 6 months. Then I spread those cheeks and broke that tiny little Asian hymen in with my big white cock.

She called me daddy every second.

I wish I was making it up. She didn't even know I was married. Totally in love with me.

>>6030997
Faggot.

>>6031021
Amsterdam doesn't have prime 16 year old hs qts. American hs girls are the hottest on earth.

>>6031138
>mfw i am unironically browsing /suicide/ right now

>>6031138
looool

>>6031099
Face-fucked her
Came inside of her (against her own hesitation lmao)
Spanked the fuck out of her
Pinched her nipples till she cried
Made her crawl on the floor to me to suck my cock

>>6031138
kek

>>6031197
gay

Rich enough to pay off her parents or a good lawyer if shit goes South . Or rich enough that her moms only response is " blow him harder honey" when she has issues with you.

>>6031148
I slept with a 17 year old on Whisper once , Bitched got shifty eyed and said she was 18 when I asked... There was no fucking way .

>>6031168
What is this hs thing you keep talking about?

>>6031224
How is abusing a tiny little Chinese highschool cheerleader gay?

>>6031182
Aren't we all desu.

>>6031304
Highschool.

>>6031311
>chinese
there's your problem, dude.

>>6031197
That's what Sergey does to linkies everyday since sibos basically

>>6031311
lmao

>>6031138

>>6031197
Literal virgin fantasy lol
Gl in life creep

>>6031397
I never said I wasn't a creep.

I've done the same to a handful of 18 year old girls at the college I teach at. Girl's pussies get wet as hell for PhDs.

>>6031331
hnnnnggggg

Does Satoshi have a qt Japanese hs wife? How much BTC for one?

>>6031344
this, and don't even ask what is he doing to link holders with working toilet

>>6031456
Satoshi is literal autistic guy who doesn't care about woman or money. Who knows what he likes. Probably anime lol

>>6031138
>>6031138
>>6031138
>>6031138

Assuming OP lives in US where sex with 16 y olds is illegal.

>>6031481
He will hand-design his own sex robot waifu, with a satoshi-sized cunt that he'll fuck with his golden fist.

>>6031498
Not true. I've fucked my share of 16 year old girls in New Jersey. it's state by state. NJ is legal.

>>6030923
You should stop valuing sex outside the purpose of procreation because it is detrimental to society and only creates more roasties you desperate cuck.

Wehre am i right now

>>6031138
LOL havent laughed this hard in a while, thanks

>>6031545
/biz/ - business and finance.

Except business and finance are never discussed and everyone just gambles on fake online money in hopes of face fucking hot 16 year old mall goth girls all day.

>>6030923
Enough money to afford a ticket to an eastern european country. Or enough to by a ticket to Switzerland and afford a hotel room and some bling that impress young thots. The age of consent is 14 there.

>>6031674
I have enough money, I can't speak any german or French, though. Do most people speak English there also? Swiss girls are qt.

>>6030983
getting close yet brother?

>>6031661
this is so realistically me it's sad. I don't want a mansion, or riches, or to go on vacations. I just want to fuck the shit out of tiny highschool girls. Chubby ones.

>>6030923
you have to send her 10 KIN coins via Kik messenger

>>6031674
I'm curious as shit does that mean they can do porn at 14 . ?

i'm going to kill and eat people like you, OP
track me, FED, i'm doing gods work.
buy DOGE

>>6030923
U need drugs

>>6031344
TOPKEK

>>6031721
You should be fine in the bigger cities like Zurich, Geneva, etc... I also think London might be a good destination. Their consent is 16 and those slag chicks are hot to trot up until they hit their 30's. Then they turn into your typical fat snaggle toothed marry poppins caricature.

>>6031744
Me too anon, I'd like a nice house also but that's all I want, I couldn't give a shit about traveling or buying cars. We're going to make it anon, we will be facefucking teens like this on a daily basis.

>>6031674
brb moving to switzerland fuck the taxes and mudslimes

>>6031770

Ok y'all lets get back to shilling internet monies not this fucking hunt for places where you can fuck children, jesus h ..

>>6031770
No, not allowed to be in any kind of sex work. Prostitution is actually legal in Switzerland as long as the woman isn't managed or trafficked. They're oddly liberal about sex...and pretty much conservative about everything else.

>>6031304
home school

>>6031869
The reason why I'm doing crypto in the first place is so I can fuck highschool qts, why are you in crypto? For some childish dream of "lamboland"? Go back to shilling your coins faggot.

>>6031456
He died in 2014