/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>58447577
…or you could just pay your dues then buy whatever the fuck you want

>>58447581
I wouldn't be able to buy big ticket items, like a house, car, expensive luxury items, etc. I could get people to pay me cash in exchange for monero, and then use this cash at various stores, but with a million dollars +, I would get bored pretty quickly. With just a million dollars, I figure I could gradually turn it into cash over the course of literal decades. Cash that I'm not paying any taxes on. But let's say I have several millions of dollars. It's so much money, it doesn't make sense to not launder it. How would I go about doing this in the current year? I figure there must be some clever ways to go about this if you have connections.

>>58447577
I want to fuck IRS's pussy

>>58447583
Scope out the fucks at Bitfinex

One of them will definitely do it for you as easy as cake

That is if you have millions of course, just a million wouldn't get their interest these people launder over a hundred million in 3 months like its nothing

bump

>>58447577
Just move out of the US/EU. Nobody cares about what you do with your crypto in Argentina or Thailand.

>>58447577
see this is why i never hoarded money like you faggots told me to and instead paid my taxes like a good american citizen, you can live like a richfag, buying and selling your shitcoins on pinksale or copytrading or whatever without needing to hoard every single fucking penny like a dragon, otherwise you're forced to do retarded ass strategies like (you're trying to pull off) OP

can't you just obfuscate it using dex platforms and multiple wallets + low fee coins? turn that monero into lrds then ltc then tron and finally spread everything into dai on a few wallets or something. is this a retarded idea?

>>58450532
Money laundering only makes sense when you get a million dollars +. Even if you have a million in cash, you could essentially use this cash whenever you buy shit from brick and mortar stores. You could buy whatever drugs you want in bulk from the dark net. You could have wild sex with elite escorts on alcohol, molly, and coke for entire nights on the regular. The list goes on and on. A lot of criminals making bank don't even bother laundering their money.

>>58449504
germans having this exact mindset back in the day is what preserved the only decent movement in human history tbf

>>58447581
This. only pay 23.8% if you hold it for a year or more. trying to duck and dive for a quarter mill in taxies isn't worth it OP. If you have 10+ million, then yes maybe worth playing the game. but less than that fuck it man just pay the taxes and go in with your life without havign to worry.

>>58447577
wonder how tight that IRS pussy be

>>58447577
You can buy cars on cash in Puerto Rico. Move the fuck out of the states and get yourself a poorfag third worlder anonnette that is a NEET. it HAS to be a neet.
Just manipulate her into thinking you´ll use her accounts for some money that you will get from overseas and just say it's some money from an old job. And there you go, won't ever have to report a single penny to anyone not even local police bc they don't care enough

>>58447577
>Gave his email to the jannies to post about money laundering
You're either a larp or a retarded faggot, either way you're now on a list

>>58452170
too bad PR is under MURICAN influence.
try again, fed.

>>58449504
based and ladyboypilled.

>>58447581
refusing to give feds money you literally didn't work for is so ambiguous yet so fucking obvious too
it's like pondering to give that poor kid your last gummy bear

>>58447577
stop being superficial

>>58452172
Then why are they third world country qol?

>>58452159
cant say But I know you'll know how big their dick is

>>58452170
you are just an horrible person. disgusting.

>>58447577
glowing

>>58447577
if ur in the US, get an accountant bruh