/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>58449529
Still comfy holdin' and waitin'.

>Summary

GameStop Info
>Complete corporate revamp by Ryan Cohen
>Debt free with positive increases and reductions (see ER); $1.199 billion cash and cash equivalents on hand + high inventory

DRS & Computershare
>~75.3 (18.825) million shares 25% total held by Mar. 20, 2024,
>~75.4 (18.85) by Nov. 30, 2023, ~75.4 (18.85) by Aug. 31, ~76.6 (19.15) by Jun. 1, ~76.0 (19.0) by Mar. 22 Vs Cede & Co
>
>Previously 71.8 (17.95) M shares DRS'd by end of Oct. 29, 2022, 71.3 (17.825) Jul. 30 22, 50.8 (12.7) Apr. 30 22, 35.6 (8.9) by Jan. 29 22
>and 20.8 (5.2) by Oct. 30, 2021

Unfuddable
>Shorts never closed and there exists more fakes than real shares
>'MOASS' is a matter of time

Further information can found by reading the OP or DYOR!
Reply to this pasta for any confusion.

WGAMI!

Other news/reminders:
Thursday RRP: 428.680B, 70P = 6.124B per
Friday RRP: 450.165B, 70P = 6.431B per (roughly)

>4-for-1 Stock Split - Form of a stock dividend (Record: Jul 18, 2022; Dist. 21st AH)
investor.gamestop.com/node/19826/html
>Q3 23 and FY23 Earnings 8-K/10-K
news.gamestop.com/node/20371/html
news.gamestop.com/node/20376/html
>2024 Proxy Statement: Stock given in comp issued as RSUs that vest in quarterly increments over 4 years.
news.gamestop.com/node/20456/html
Annual meeting Jun 13th
>798 pg SEC doc confessions of FIs/MMs/HFs/DCEs/Swaps Counterparties etc on short selling transparency
sec.gov/comments/s7-11-23/s71123-typec.pdf

>100 page comparison DD
https://pdfhost.io/v/05TEEk3U6_MOV_GME_Comparison_Doc

>Legacy links
wallet.gamestop.com
nft.gamestop.com
https://www.gmedd.com/report-model/ (Nov 2021)
>Use archives
Avoid DSPP:
reddit.com/r/DRSyourGME/comments/12pfm9s/
>GME shorted percentage of float as of Jan 15th, 2021: 226.42%
www.rosenlegal.com/media/casestudy/2289_Robinhood%20-%20Initial%20Complaint%20-%20Market%20Manipulation%204835-8623-1514%20v.2.pdf

Please don't feed spammers and sliders.

That candles wick is so small it deminds me of dougie cifus pp

Kek dumbfuck crypto baggies

GAMESHIT
CANT
PUMP
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Getting really silly out there, frens

KEK MELTIES

THIS IS YOUR FUTURE

I can't wait to bankrupt israel

First for kek dougies

>>58449537
>holy shit my TA was wrong, i better draw lines for every conceivable scenario so i get more karma on reddit!

What a strange hill to die on
(Still green by the way)

Is there an actual chance we see $10 again? I’d be hyped for more shares at $9.99 again

>>58449545
>-15.48% today
LMAOOOOO i know you won't update your image though because you're a reddit faggot

He knows he just gets filtered? Then when he hops ID he gets filtered again? So why does he do it?

i love gme

>>58449548
Because his binance, kraken, and FTX accounts closed when BTC was trading in the 30k range, he lost everything and he’s just jealous of us being green while he is still poor

based baker, based thread, gme wagmi

>>58449546
>we see $10 again
I dunno, but if it does I'm ready to buy

>looks like gamestop CAN pum-ACK!

>>58449539
synchronicity, what are the odds

>>58449546
I will slurp more if they are stupid enough.

>>58449556
still green faggot

kek tranny

>>58449560
>(-15.42%)
LOL

>>58449543
You’re referring to Jackie Le Tits stream?
He’s the new pickle

and back down to $10 as expected.

>>58449565
Wow! Remind me how much it went up last week you dumb faggot?

>>58449565
My buys under 11 are still solidly green.

What did they hide here?

>>58449568
Nope, tomorrow we run

>>58449571
CS recurring buy?

>>58449570
your buys at 400 aren't though

>>58449575
Maybe. It's gone from the charts now, but whatever it was really doesn't seem like a glitch.

>>58449573
bro what the fuck are you smoking

it's gonna reverse to green, cap this

>>58449573
the good shit

stfu you pajeets

>>58449588
bro the TA insanity has infected you
in order to get healthy again you need to delete every line on your chart. you have 48 hrs until you go insane. take care anon.

>>58449573
I wouldnt have it any other way

JUST SHUT THE FUCK UP pajeets

Tony is not beating the gorilla meat accusations

>>58449594
When it stops hitting my marks I will strip naked, shave myself from the toes up and go live in the mountains.

Until then the algo is a figment of my imagination and so are all of you

VIX and GME linked up! need it or keep it??!

>>58449608
*feed it or seed it

I can’t wait to buy chart anon a beer in Vegas

>>58449594
Also

>ID : Eye Ball See

yes it does

Since I'm still not seeing 10 again, I trust the wisdom of the chart ponderer

Still Holding.

>>58449625
I’ll suck every dick in this thread if we see 10 today.

>>58449565
I sense your anxiety and desperation.
Your fears sustain me.

>>58449628
still red

okay pajeets

>>58449613
you mean chart anon, or wedge anon?
chart anon:
>>58449558
wedge anon:
>>58449573

okay pajeetssss

>>58449625
I don't think we will ever se $10 again, $13 maybe but not for a while I slurped all the way down, managed to get some cheapies at $10,11,12,13,14 but still $26 average, which doesn't seem so far away anymore. $17.5 is a hard resistance line for them, each time we break them it runs a bit. This wedge has come to a cross roads, tomorrow we break up or down. Momentum was up, but now halted - from internalization, that much is obvious. Which means the chart is all a figment of Citadels imagination. Which is why I can see it because they are also a figment of mine.

>normal price action guys

>>58449659
you're going back below 10 where you belong. lol.

>>58449663
SLURRRRRP

>>58449659
I know right, not only one mirror, but 2. The whole thing and then the 2nd pump is a perfect mirror of itself

>>58449663
still waiting for the single digits cheapies faggot.

>>58449676
it's been single digits twice in the past month or so?

>>58449663
Ken that’s too kind. Thank you. I needed another slurp.

>>58449671
that's not what I meant
picreal and the slap at 17+ totally normal

>>58449680
the blue eyed white man ken griffin thanks option gamblers for the tasty rip to short.

>>58449678
yeah, for about 2 seconds each

>>58449683
Thats called a BBBarcode

Wouldn't a fractal right about now be hilarious on the daily

>>58449671
Oh nice catch. I wasn't even paying attention enough to notice this.

>>58449697

>>58449697
lol new game, called Intraday or not?

>>58449703
we will end hugely green and moass today.

Anyone know why it had that random 5% spike mid morning? Almost 3 million volume in 30 minutes.

>>58449709
CS recurring buys.

>>58449705
Next few days will be silly

>>58449711
Yeah they knew and made them pay a higher price, such blatant crime to do that then dump it so they are instantly in the red

Holy fuck Ryhorn DOOOOO SOMETHING

>>58449713
>Next few days will be silly
hehe

>>58449711
bullshit
>>58449709
someone's been smashing the options chain for 3 days straight and things started to move very fast, too fast for wall street's liking, and someone said enough when we were zooming through 17$tdxas

>>58449717
>bullshit
it's been a well known thing and has become incredibly easy to predict...

First chuck now doug

>>58449721
Interesting

>>58449722
i hope he likes gay interracial porn because i'm sending in a lot!

>>58449721
you guys are aware that someone just threw 60M$ into short dated calls, basically declaring war on this fuckheads, right?
this slap from 17 is the answer from the short side, but things might not be over yet. we're flatline at 14. let's see what happens.
>also CS buys do not even match the timeframe of the pump, not even close. we were dumping hard by that time.

>>58449721
I am very curious to find out from the predditors later what price the orders got filled at here

>>58449726
retard

>>58449729

>>58449726
I agree, I thought it may have been but the mirroring of the algo says it was fighting for tis life and thats why it was a mini chart, it's caused it'self to repeat on a small time frame to control it, the CS argument was compelling

>>58449725
tyfys

It has been very enjoyable watching the chart the last few days

>>58449743
same. i stared at it all weekend. we will squeese soon.

Boing boing

Did they give the pajeeties control of doug’s account? What is he trying to say?

all memeing aside, I feel like every time it pumps like this on absolutely no news is from makert makers (kikes) bringing all or some of the buy orders they have been filling 'off exchange' during the prior few months, finally onto the lit exchange, probably during a window of time that benefits them the most. It's why it's always when there is no news or rumors and the price is always walked all the back down for the next few months

who knows, maybe benchode is the one buying this time but I doubt it

>>58449531
Monday RRP: 468.970B, 67P = 7.0B per (roughly)

>>58449553
Funny, I was watching someone play Elden Ring recently.

>>58449792
why did the hedge funds naked short your mommy's teeth

>>58449801
Ser the stock price is rising please stay on message

Fuck can this bullshit saga end this year pls

up we go

3 days in a row the price begins to rise after rrp release. I am nooticing.

>>58449815
my body is ready.

>>58449815

>>58449825
This is quite possibly the greatest reversal in stock market history.

>>58449829
The sextuple bottom. Coincidently, also Tony’s nickname around the office.

Speaks volumes how the sentiment in GME threads is now positive after verification was introduced
They really were paying for shills weren't they

>>58449628
Still Holding! x4

It’s going to finish green isn’t it?

>>58449850
crazy that they can afford shills but they don't have the budget for a pass? no wonder they had to hire overseas.

What happened to sailing bro? You still getting that catamaran or what?

>>58449855
mega green.

>>58449858
Wonder what platform they recruit them on
Or do hedge funds have their own warehouses full of slave shills who they directly hire?
Who knows

>>58449864
giga green

>>58449855
Yeah we're getting close now

>>58449873

CAN I GET A PUMP STATUS?!

Pump man Lenny said it's a record pump.

Holy. Fucking. Shit.

PUMP ENGINEERS ASSEMBLE!

>>58449896
>>58449899
>>58449900
WE ARE SO FUCKING BACK. COMMENCING GAMMA TO $50

>>58449901
ALL HANDS ON DECK

>>58449896
We have a full tank of pump locked and loaded

it's going vert again

>>58449529
Check for votes if you haven't already voted for the June 13th GameStop meeting. Most will email or mail you about voting while some (like Degiro) will need you to contact them. Proxy voting should be available to holders in the following:
Computershare
IBKR
Vanguard
E*TRADE
Fidelity

>>58449912
LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

>>58449918
NOW!

>>58449914
I voted against the second Asian. We only need one right?

MY FEEEEEEEEEELS

BOGGED!

>>58449926
bouncy

>>58449927
Errrrrrrrrrrr thats a textbook cup and handle of the day pattern

This truly is the silliest stock of them all

oopsie back over 16 hedie fucks. Hope the door doesn't hit your ass on the way out and you blow all your money on bottle service hookers and shitty blow. Commie fucks.

>>58449930
https://www.investopedia.com/terms/c/cupandhandle.asp

As a stock forming this pattern tests old highs, it is likely to incur selling pressure from investors who previously bought at those levels; selling pressure is likely to make price consolidate with a tendency toward a downtrend trend for a period of four days to four weeks, before advancing higher. A cup and handle is considered a bullish continuation pattern and is used to identify buying opportunities.
3

It is worth considering the following when detecting cup and handle patterns:

Length: Generally, cups with longer and more "U" shaped bottoms provide a stronger signal. Avoid cups with sharp "V" bottoms.
Depth: Ideally, the cup should not be overly deep. Avoid handles that are overly deep also, as handles should form in the top half of the cup pattern.
Volume: Volume should decrease as prices decline and remain lower than average in the base of the bowl; it should then increase when the stock begins to make its move higher, back up to test the previous high.

WTFWT

>>58449930
ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

>>58449933
A CUP WITHIN A CUP WITH A BULLFLAG AT THE END

>>58449935
In one image

SHIT IS STARTING TO BREAK

VOLUME

HEDGIES ON LEDGIES. I DEMAND IT!

>>58449935
bouncy... bouncy.

Who is moving to Eagle County, Colorado and getting a Reddington Beach, FL condo with me?

The stock is genuinely desperate to break through. LET HER FLY.

>>58449944
Why Reddington Beach?

CAM ON GAME STOCK YOU CAN FAKKIN DO IT CAM ON I BELIEVE IN YOU

>>58449948
Because I can ride my beach bike to Tropicana Field in the summer for Rays games and stay fit

Also, fuck Clearwater Beach and all points north

CAM ON GAME STONK

What's behind 16 kennie?

Twice today it's spiked to 16.47 and then immediately back down in the matter of seconds.

>>58449959
17

>>58449962
And behind 17?

This stock is swinging more than a crypto baggie when the next exchange he uses closes and takes all his real money with it

>>58449964
+1

>>58449960
Apes truly are an indecisive bunch ;)

Classic fundamentals say it should go up, if it doesnt' reverse quick then we know for sure it is being messed with

>motive? check
>admission? check
>lack of remorse? check
Are we sure he went to law school?

CUM ON GAMESTOCK!

>>58449976
literally a textbook cup & handle.

COME ON YOU LITTLE CUNT FOLLOW THE LINE

>>58449985
I think we'll soar. We simply predicted the handle too early and no a much bigger handle has appeared.

>>58449989
IT'S DOING IT! THE LITTLE SHIT!

Us soon

Either I am a mentat or this algo is programmed by pajeets because it shouldn't be this easy

>>58450001
classic tea cup

where is the squeeze????

>>58450014
Right here

>>58450001
you gotta remember that most of these algorithms were built a long time ago. it's like when chess computers just started outperforming humans, the humans found a few ways to beat the computers for a couple of years before they got really advanced (and that was well before machine learning)
after the squeeze they'll just replace market infrastructure with algorithms that are 1000x harder to beat... well if there's still an economy left KEK.

>>58450017
This image goes hard.

>10 times the average volume

Quick, everyone buy at once at the top of the hour
This is it

DUBS decide ending price
18

>>58450026
Actually nvm there's no point in rolling when the board is so fucking slow we get consecutive post numbers KEK

Gentlemen, I will start taking your EOD bets now please

bHiZMz+m
>$17.01

>>58450030
16.47

>>58450027
Yeah pretty much. This board is so slow without the shills.

We will end at $50 though. The real fun begins in after hours.

>>58450034
It's so fuckin comfy in here bros

>>58450030


meBFAgHH
50
bHiZMz+m
>17.01
oxvVEU8z
>16.47

Is this what's going on?

cup on a cup

forgor pic

New channel

Ah yes, organic price action

It is this week frens :)

The stock wants to rip so fucking bad

>>58450076
the wedge tells all

what other comfy stocks we holding onto while we comfy in this thread?
Copped some hims at the IDF enforced dip last week, feelin comfy

>>58450085
I’m getting SPXS and SPXU while they are still cheap

It's happening soon bois, I can feel it in my frenulum.

>>58449729
CS recurring buys amirite?
>>58450047
>>58450048
godzilla vs mothra on the daily chart and you two doing TA. you should be looking at the options chain.

>>58450101

Thoughts on Biggy cryptically letting everyone know that RC not buying with LC recently was the sign that we're about to WAGMI?

>>58450109
who?

>>58450112
Point is that it gives weight to the long running speculation that gamestop is gearing up for some m&a activity since RC has not bought shares this time around. LC and RC both being insiders of gamestop, there must be some distinction between the two if RC (who has been known to consistently buy more shares) can't buy shares right now because of insider activity

Awww the market closes in 10 minutes? We were just getting started

>>58450107
don't you dare to tell me to sneed, boy, I am your father.
you might rather want to reply to this
>>58449516
your "didn't read" doesn't make it any less true.

We're ending green today.

COME ON 12 CENTS LETS GOOOO

>we're gonna close at -0.00%
and the silliness is completed for today

>>58450125
Thats cute, you think you deserve more than a sneed

>>58450117
No seriosly who is Biggy?

>>58450087
sick dude, I missed those, might cop tomorrow if it stay dippin

>47M volume
lmao wtf

>47 million volume
>End the day at -1%
Today has been exceptionally bizarre

>>58450144
We're getting close

47m volume to do this. The algo is searching hard for liquidity and finding nothing

>>58450151
What is this pattern called?

>>58450153
the edgie of the wedgie

Oh look it hit my resistance lines again both top and bottom

>>58450151
>>58450159

>>58450159
Good job keeping it penned in

I can't help but notice
>chart anon posts for months
>goes mostly unnoticed
>people start asking him to post, as his posts elevate thread engagement
>wedge anon appears
>posts non stop about dumb shit
>mental illness TA
>replies to everything
>refuses to elaborate
all I'm saying is you will never see niggerfaggot and wedge anon in the same room
>36pbtid on this thread
>oh look it hit my resistance lines again
nigger you redraw everyday and don't even show where the lines come from

Don’t care. All I know is WAGMI. Crypto baggies and normies will be poor.

>also 1ptids calling wedge anon "chart anon".
can't help but notice

I'm about to go full kanye on the timeline

>ends up at 16
Damn those hedgies fudgies really got me paperhanding my x5 lever frfr
Opened it at $11 and closed it at $14.80

We'll see how tomorrow goes, might open another with that 1.5 grand I just got since it's house money

What's wrong with pondering the charts? Autismos just like hunting for patterns and trying to learn why this stock does the silly things it has been doing on a regular basis. The charts from the last 3 trading days have been tremendously interesting.

>58450168
>>wedge anon appears
newfag detected Ive been here for years

wtf I took at nap when we were like <15% and now we're back to like -1%.

what a day

why do you guys think 40M volume is a lot

>>58450208
Not as much as the 200M volume will be when we are trading in the quadrouple digits

>>58450208
It objectively is, at least in the fairly recent term

>>58450208
cause we had more volume than spy you silly goose

>>58450208
we went through years of <10M volume

>>58450220
>>58450214
>>58450213
>>58450208
Because it is

>>58450168
>>58450172
>>58450190
let's not be overly schizophrenic
it's comfy time

Remember all of those extremely low volume days last year where it was hovering around 1M for days?

S-S-STOP NOTICING!

We're back to pre march 2023 prices again lol, i've lost some of my older wedges

>>58450242
was it you or the other guy that said having a 4chan pass prevents you from getting banned?

>>58450254
All it does is allow you to bypass captchas afaik or used to?

>>58450254
Oh it does stop you from being range banned

Volume is high and we know damn well liquidity is low. What's gonna finally pull them off script? The gamma ramp?

>>58450101
im not buying options fuck off.

>>58450278
We need a catalyst
A mass coordinated tiktok campaign could well materialise, along with a million other things

>>58450282
I've said this Cohen needs to do something big into momentum for FOMO, creating the Jan 21 conditions again and the crazy fomo again is needed

>>58450282
>we

>>58450286
Yes, cunt, 'we'
Nothing cringier than people calling out people for saying 'we'

>>58450282
Ryan needs to pull his finger out and do a hard launch of the latest funko pop replaceble skins he's been working on.

>>58450254
it does, t. knower.

>>58450282
>>58450293
Stfu snake thats illegal. I think all we gotta do is wait.

baby fractal at AM kek

>>58450281
no one told you to. you're too retarded for that anyway.

>>58450308
I'm not suggesting I or any of us here do it
But if someone out there does it, basically like what happened in 2021, then it would push us where we need to be
I don't care how it happens, whether or not it takes someone else's illegal action to get there. I personally just like the stock. Not my fault if someone else's actions happen to make my shares worth millions innit

I am mentally preparing myself for this. You should all do to. Remember the things you've learned over these years, don't paper hand, don't fall into the lottery winners traps, don't be a degenerate and lose it all, do prosper, do flourish, I really do hope everyone who's been in these threads since the beginning WAGMI's. I will get a frame of this chart when this is over and sell them.

I believe they are currently experiencing the anger phase of grief.

Is flat theory back on the menu?

>>58450331
I too have begun to real embrace the WAGMI mentality. It is our destiny.

ALL THAT FOR -.97%

WHEW LAD

>>58450342
we all have been hardened for this very moment
wagmi

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rs9oIAOmmaE
>rate cuts will happen eventually bro
>dude trust me it's gonna happen
>inflation is just gonna go away bro I'm telling you

Oh this shit is going to be good

>>58450356
>dumb fuck douggies

>>58450356
WTF is Seaefood's problem? Why are all hedge fund managers whiney little babies? Embarrassing.

>>58450330
Sorry, yeah I've had similar thoughts

doug seems to be losing control, very heightened emotional state

Spicy times cometh

this fucking madlad, just after meeting the CEO of DJT he's now gone on a tear kek

>>58450356
For someone in his position, Dougie sure talked a lot of shit. Looks like he doesn't know that the internet never forgets. It's pretty embarrassing just how low this insufferable cunt has stooped, over the investments of complete strangers no less. Should someone as supposedly successful as him really be thinking about such things?

>>58450379
KEK, based PULTE.

>>58450382
It's jealousy, Bill is worth 3x as much as him haha thats why Dougie hates him, he can financially bully him personally

>>58450385
interesting tidbit ty

>>58450331
same

>>58450388
Plus Bill has his family desks money he's using to bully lil Doug. Imagine lawyers battling out in the board room to get rid of Dougie because Pulte bought a big enough share of Virtu to get a board seat or 2 lol

>>58450391
kek. this financial warfare stuff is hilarious. i knew they would be eating eachother but I'm really enjoying it.

Yeah so it's not even his money its his familys trading desk money, they have a few billion in money to play with lol. They have set Dougie up a kipper, theres no way he bought bonds, met with Cohen in Dougies lair, then calls him out then buys Virtu shares and then demands him to STFU after meeting DJT CEO.

This fucking shit is all a giant fucking game isn't it

i need honest responses did anyone even flinch when it dropped from 17.50 to 13.60 bc i took a nap

its just like that

>>58450403
>This fucking shit is all a giant fucking game isn't it
Always has been, and guess what happens when the Game Stops?

>>58450385
Nice. Why is Taylor Swift on there with him, surely she's worth ten times that?

>>58450405
I didn't even realise the markets were open today.

>>58450380
He's saying as much, GasBag is staying quiet but Dougie keeps going, he's coked up at 3am again lol

>>58450415
Yeah after some journalist filed a case against Chucky he immediately stopped tweeting back at his twitter foes. I’m glad Doug isn’t that smart.

>>58450415
I wonder how much these two faggots keep in contact with each other

>>58450418
I am enjoying this saga, its possibly the silliest yet

>>58450419
look how tiny gasbag is

>>58450418
Actually I stand corrected he’s back on his bullshit.

How much did they spend to keep it at -0.97%? This had to be an expensive ass day for someone

>>58450421
thats the best a grown man could come up with as a burn? Jesus fucking christ thats mid as shit

>>58450421
>An adult man is openly talking like this on the internet for all to see with zero shame whatsoever
My god these guys are immature

>>58450428
I just farted and my stench is more offensive than what GasBag just said. It's stays with you longer too

wait it's all cup & handles?

>>58450434
We're in the Cuppa Zone now

>>58450435
true and this image describes it perfectly.

what the fuck happened today?

>>58450436
The gamestop saga has proven many times that memes can be manifested into reality

>>58450440
yeah it always has.

>>58450372
>I’m still falling for Pulte’s nonsense
Sad
>>58450385
I’m sure a man trying to get people to invest in a builder of shit homes so he can get his nepo job back is going to help your deleted towel store arise from the grave and get your money back. You’ve just gotta buy a few more $500 tickets to his circle jerks

>1

>>58450438
Doug sat on the buy button

>>58450438
On T+1 after the first Friday after the 100% crypto haircut we had 47 million shares traded for dick all price movement. Presumably this was related to options settlement for T+2 tomorrow.

>>58450487
thanks reddit

Why is after hours FLAT?

>>58450496
nigger

>>58450496
Oh ponderer of the charts. Tell me, how long do you think your chart has to go? Aug / Sept?

>>58450498
That's how you know this pump has nothing to do with retail. If this plays out anything like it did last year and the year before, we will see half the volume tomorrow with +/- 5% price movement and then it'll be slow bleed again for the rest of the year with some smaller pumps mixed in.

>>58450487
>>58450504
>>58450504
>how long do you think your chart has to go?
depends on if you're asking horizontally or vertically kek

What method of suicide will he use?

>>58450555
Same one crypto baggies will use

It’s always the same shit… it runs up for a few days, get everyone hyped up… volume and volatility will be insane but price will bleed down slowly. The only people who this favors are option traders. It’s the same fucking story all over again.

Digits is percent chance of moass tomorrow, we're all gonna wagmi so fucking hard it's unreal

>>58450585
>50,585%

WAGMI

New Teddy series has been leaked
> Teddy learns sniffing glue can heal wounds
> Teddy learns new tricks from an old hooker
> Teddy makes his first hand held explosive from fertilizer
> Teddy is shown the importance of burying a body vertically instead of horizontally when he visits his Grandpa's farm

>>58450555
He will flee the country in the dead of night after booking tickets on 5 different flights going to five different places. He will go into hiding by renting a house under a false identity in the tourist zone of some 3rd world country. We will never hear from him again, but he will be found dead in his bathtub with obvious signs of torture. The room will have been ransacked, but nothing of value taken.

>>58450555
mayonnaise enema overload

I just can't wait for my real life to begin here after gme does its thing.

>>58450714
At this rate, you need to live about 300 years before your ‘real’ life starts

Ian Carroll did a good post about GME

https://twitter.com/Cancelcloco/status/1787596535632404638

>>58450721
At "this rate", we'll have 315 trillion volume by Friday

>>58450721
That may happen if AI creates life extension.

>>58450747
TECH SUPPORT

CAM ON RYAN SHOW US YOUR COJONES!

hows it goin' copes?

>>58450936
up 45%, you?

>>58450938
down 25%

i hope this rips so i can finally get out

>>58450960
You're NGMI

>>918004577

>>58450721
>>58450746
It's not even about the moass. The moass is a support tool, a very powerful one. But it alone cannot make your life begin.
If you are dissatisfied without the moass and think life is meaningless and you life has yet to begin, then after you blow money on a few yachts your life will still feel empty and meaningless because you don't have a sense of purpose.
For that matter it's harder to find true purpose when you are wealthy vs. when you are not, since all the things you can do with money will distract you.
I know the op was just larping, but if anyone does actually feel this way, it's a good idea to find that purpose now, before moass lifts off. After which it's still going to be harder.
On the other hand if you have already found your purpose, then moass will give you the power to execute your vision.
tldr it's like getting access to the most powerful weapon in the world, if you know where you want to point it then you become the most powerful in the world, if you don't then you just shoot aimlessly and self destruct.

>>58451045
>money doesnt buy happiness
t. richfag

>beauty isnt everything
t. prettyfag

nigga pls

>>58451045
I just want to afford a house

>>58450960
me too, laid off work for almost a year. Had to resort to selling my crypto and might need to sell my gme soon

>>58451045
Asking if someone is "satisfied" with their life is a rhetorical trap. If I say yes, then there's no need for a trillion dollars, but if I say no then getting a trillion dollars won't make me satisfied. I am living the best I can at the moment, and I have grand ambitions that I can accomplish by obtaining a phenomenal amount of money. I want generational wealth for my children and all of their descendants in perpetuity. I want to construct my own multimedia company so that people can have movies, TV, and games that aren't contaminated by Blackrock. I want to be able to out-bid israel in government lobbying and pry their hands off of America's throat. I want to buy land on a mountain top and create an enormous statue glorifying the moment Jesus Christ denied Lucifer's offer of ownership over creation. I want humanity to colonize the entire Sol system and travel to other stars. I want to publish a searchable document that has the personal information of every shill attached to every post they made online regarding Gamestop.

Tl;Dr:

I'm happy with my life, and I will be even happier after MOASS.

>>58451109
I will rather be dead in a ditch then sell my shares. And I am poor as fuck. Gtfo with this shit.

>>58451047
>>58451073
>>58451131
To be clear, I'm don't come from the perspective that money doesn't buy happiness.
I'm not mutation level hideous but certainly I would be ranked bottom tier out of the average people. I have no money either hence why I'm gambling the little I have all in GME.
What I'm saying though is that this entire GME Saga has been made possible by an incredible series of coincidences. Ken Griffin just happened to be pulling his scam on GME. DFV just happened to pickup GME as his darling stock (initially it was all about fundamentals/being underpriced, squeeze stuff came later). A commission free brokerage (robinhood was the first) just happened to launch in the perfect time for a subreddit of gambling degenerates to exist. Hedgies just happened to make the decision to kick the can this long for me to buy in at dips like 10.
I'm not saying moass isn't going to make a drastically positive impact on me and everyone around me. But what I cannot accept is in the alternate time line where just 1 thing didn't happen exactly as they did, ie. DFV picked a different stock, WSB didn't exist in the way it did, etc, that "my real life" would've just "never began".
Moass is good. But I think not me or anyone else here is actually just worthless and will never have their real life if this incredible series of coincidences didn't happen the exact way it did.

>>58451201
Agree

>>58451201
>. But I think not me or anyone else here is actually just worthless and will never have their real life if this incredible series of coincidences didn't happen the exact way it did.
Those who deserve to make it are those who are awake and paying attention

So they are doing the

>Attack it as soon as PM opens again

I've seen this one before, they used to do the dump it on open and by close it's back to the opening price again so many times

Schizo PM

>>58451326
>>58451329
Honestly what is the actual point of having a "pre" market? Seems like it only exists to be a tool for chicanery.

>>58451332
>Honestly what is the actual point of having a "pre" market? Seems like it only exists to be a tool for chicanery.
Yes, most gains and losses are made in PM/AH, it is deliberately done so not only do you have no say in if your buys effect supply and demand, you get locked out when they do

9k shares is all it takes apparently, but 47m moves the price 0.97% lol

>>58451047
Money buys stability and independence. Key ingredients for happiness.

I hate the Rothschild family

>>58451344
Yeah people who say money doesn't buy happiness fail to understand what security and independence does to a mother fucker. Being free and secured against the international jew is 95% of my daily struggle, the rest will come after that is dealt with

>>58451355
>>58451355
>>58451355
Threaded, frens!

>>58450960
ah, in that case I hope it dips so I can slurp more, sorry but you're stuck with me.