/biz/ - Business & Finance

First for Wawa has decent burgers

Ready for Monday. $20 AMT buy cut off from picture

Recooooovering…

POOOOOMP IT

>>58379225
Trust the plan.

we're due for a 10% drawdown

The economy is fine.

>>58379259
Nothing Ever Happens

>>58379261
TRUMP SAVE US MNUCHIN SAVE US

NUCLEAR WAR IMMINENT
NUCLEAR WAR IMMINENT
NUCLEAR WAR IMMINENT
NUCLEAR WAR IMMINENT

When should I slurp?

VIX should go to 25 need to purge the greed from this market for the next leg up

20k on Lockheed

LETS FUCKING GO JEWS VS MUSLIMS C'MON BABY!!!!

SPY corrected to the daily 50SMA which it hasnt touched in forever. I expect we close today above it and gap up slightly Monday followed by a green day. Just my worthless opinion anyway. niggers

Buy high, Sell low


actually though how do I stop this

what a shit market

>>58379235
I HOLD NATGAS TOO!!

17930; GO DAX YOU WEAK PIECE OF SHIT

>>58379277
cool

*ahem* fuck bulls

>>58379273
Oh nice so you either can't actually read the chart or you're just a disingenuous faggot, color me shocked. Can't wait for you to rage quit again and then show back up after we've been green for six months.

MEME ATTACK ON ISRAEL, ONLY A FEW ROCKETS, STANDARD, FUCKIN PUMP NOW

>>58379296
>come with me to NYCB if you want to live

>>58379287
Me, too, still deep in the green. You also hold glow rocks, exploding rocks and oil?

>>58379277
What are all of you guys freaking out about. There is literally nothing in the news.

>>58379277
Israel would send 50 million Americans to die in Iran before wasting one of the nukes that they may or may not have.

>>58379287
Dang it. I boughted mine at about 9pm last night in 2 accounts and am nicely green today.

this time baby
i'll be
bullet proof

guys... I think this is it

>>58379287
Just a real word on NG, unless someone gets a much more smooth LNG, we're sitting on a LOT of NG in the US right now.
Something like 50% more than normal for this time of year. And since nobody seems interested in really stopping Russian supplies, except Ukraine, Energy in Germany isn't even expensive right now.

pfft, SPY is already recovering. I knew it was a bear trap all along.

10 second pump.

>>58379351
This is the big on ey?

And then you did something wrong and you said it was great
And now you don't know how you could ever complain
Because you're all confused 'cause you want me to
But then you want me to do it the same as you

+22% on the VIX
Jesus christ have mercy on our financial souls

I exploded my options account today being a retard

Get this shit. Instead of stopping people from robbing stores, SF is SUING businesses that leave.
I volunteer to work the staff HQ on the army headed out there. I can map and have a pretty decent rating on all my RTS and table games.

>Blackrocks’s Larry Fink: If inflation was measured like it was in the 1980’s with a heavier emphasis on food inflation, housing and interest rates inflation would be 12%

Ruh roh raggy

CLOSE THE FUCKING MARKETS!!! IM GETTING BEHEEMED!!!

>>58379351
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AaTQAaJWW54

>>58379386
Yeah I saw this. NYC is also doing everything to protect the violent youth. Can't imagine living in those Democrat hellholes.

SPY is fighting to stay in the 510's now

Every week its going lower and lower

yup, S&P just wicked below 500
THIS IS IT
HISTORY IS BEING MADE ARTOSIS

>>58379390
He’s not wrong. Yes China pumps out shitloads of flat screen TVs that make them dirt fucking cheap in comparison to historically, but I’m not replacing my flat screen anytime soon and it shouldn’t be included in the inflation report

>>58379401
The problem is there isn't another US. Anyway...
I'm gonna get all /pol/. Who do I short in the bay area?

>>58379375
Pls explain so I can learn
t. New to options

What the fuck is wrong with bobo. The labor market is strong, the government is spending even more money, no one is defaulting on loans. Sandniggers gonna sandnigger. All the concentrated AI and tech stocks are shuffling the money that the indexes throw at them amongst themselves and making it look like they're spending it on productive capex like they SHOULD BE DURING A BUBBLE! Fucking bobos, where's your precious black swan idiots?

>>58379401
They get what they fucking deserve. I.love seeing liberal cities, their people, and their businesses suffer more and more from the terrible policies they voted for.

Hello pump department?

This is such a retarded market. I hope spy crashes 30%

>>58379423
>this line is no longer in service

Just fuckin pump straight up, you son of a bitch

>>58379288
I like it, as someone who lost 9k, that's like 2 months salary for me after tax, down the drain.

BUT, lower the stocks get, the higher my long term returns :)

>>58379407

>>58379357
>50%
*39% but more or less yep.

>>58379288
>>58379444

Whoops. I meant 11k. 9k was in the morning. So probably almost 3 months salary.

>>58379434
lulz

this is grim. i will continue to average down

I'm so glad I decided to cash out last week, except for GE and KLAC. Fuck this pushme-pullyu cab bullshit.

>>58379468
Smart man. April is historically a correction month. Survive the chop.

>>58379468
>grim
*fuckin great

>>58379078
The pajeefication of western minds

>>58379408
Housing, a few rare metals, and wages, the only things I've identified as seriously up.

Who do I need to invest in to get housing costs down? Remember, we need to go tall with concrete, not just wood.
Wages, fuck, those Union faggots have every port in the US. Find the non-union shops and buy. Any suggestions appreciated.

>>58379413
I held puts overnight and then sold at open and bought calls because I thought it was a fake selloff. I unloaded the calls as spy broke 512 downward for a 65% haircut and reloaded as it rebroke 510 upwards for calls expiring monday

Free yearly vix puts money
$10k

this is boring

Dropping some cope before going to shop in case someone needs it.

>>58379447
Dear God. No, it can't be. The green lightsaber

SPY is under 510

>>58379225
My ytd

>>58379508
BASED
L
E
S
S
E
D

Thinking of those who might be in need.

>>58379499
How does this blow up your account though?
Were you using all the funds in your account to buy those options?

HOLY FUCK WHAT IS THAT

Anyone else not invest in war, drugs, gambling, porn, alcohol for ethical reasons?

>>58379487
>April is historically a correction month
Source? I guess January-April 2023 was pretty much flat too

i'm losing money but boneless chicken breasts were on sale for $2/lb so it's all good

numbers are going down should i call my congresswoman about this?

>>58379468
YOU COULDA DONE IT ALONG TIME AGO

This is why I love diagonal spreads.

THIS IS A BLOODBATH
JUST PULL THE CIRCUS BREAKERS ALREADY

lmao, anybody else got the balls to buy calls before close? This is going to be like when Trump cucked to Iran, and those soldiers were maimed and left with catastrophic brain damage after the solemani assassination. No further escalation afterwards. TKD

>>58379530
Yea its a robinhood account that I only use to trade options

>>58379285
sell during during dips then watch the line fly upwards almost immediately after you sell until the soul searing agony is etched into your very soul and you avoid panic selling with as voraciously as Mike Pence avoids women.

If you still have the sell response you haven't arrived to that stage yet, so just sell and continue hurting yourself until you do.

Now that the dust has settled, what went wrong?

>>58379372
Where are you guys getting your numbes from? Someone said 26 last thread I believe and on finviz it shows only 16%.

>>58379537
you should invest more in those things because the Jews always win

>>58379537
Yep, I only invest in NATGAS AND OIL and prefer most of that to be trading futures prices instead of corporate equities.

>>58379583
I really hope I see the jews lose big time in my lifetime

It's fucking over.

>>58379537
Invest in tobacco because nicotine is good for you

>>58379553
Thats pretty good. I haven't seen them go for less than $5.50 since the start of covid at my local albertsons owned supermarket.
Also just got back from a HD trip the place is packed and theres an entire colony of mexicans selling fruit and what not in the parking lot. They are so hard working.

>>58379537
Everything except War. Sorry, but I've seen what these "peaceful" people want to do.

>>58379607
https://youtu.be/xmLv8rfunPo

>>58379607
The selling? Yes I think it may be. $510 is a strong support right at the daily 50SMA

>>58379537
yes. i am broke so it is very easy.

Just woke up. whats going n, banks heeming earnings?

I lose 1500 for every 1000 I make.

>>58379563
You could be right, but it is very risky.
Maybe Iran is loading up puts through proxies and attacks in force half an hour before closing.

My VIX calls are up 100% today and I will hold them to -100%.

>>58379582
hmm looks like finviz shows /VX (17.30), the nearest month vix futures contract and not the spot VIX (18.02)

>>58379582
I usually go to marketwatch for headlines and broad stroke stuff

>400€ gains evaporated cause it fell back down to my safety stoploss
>relonged, but now with only half the position
>goes back up
man, should have taken the money and then relonged again, ASSHOLES

>>58379634
i'm no mathematician, but that's a pretty good win rate

>>58379563
Yep. SPY $510C for Moonday

>>58379616
Read the Clean Break Memo and realize every war in the past 80 years was made to benefit Israel and Jews and nothing to do with self defense

>>58379642
Dangerously based. Too dangerous.

Me and Stvev, coming to make some money on NYCB. Any day now.
>Tell me about the money Stvev...

>>58379650
This shit happened to me several times today, also early US trading, when DAX dumped to 17930 and I longed, it went back a little, kicked me out and then pumped 90 points, nice. 2 times I longed.

>>58379642
Psycho.

Just deposited more dosh to my account, tell me what to buy.

>>58379633
>Just woke up.
I'm gonna break my no porn rule, because this was freaking amazing.
SkyNet is live. You've got 30 minutes before the nukes impact.

Well I'm a stupid idiot

>>58379676
Defense contractors. Take your pic of which one.

For me it's Lockheed Martin.

OMG IT'S THE NEW MONEY STUFF PODCAST WITH MATT LEVINE
I MUST LISTEN RIGHT NOW

>>58379557
This looks interesting
Can you please explain?

>>58379659
Korean War and Vietnam were both honorable causes.

IS THIS IT? IS THIS ALL YOU CAN MUSTER, SARUMAN?

>>58379582
I use Schwab and thinkorswim but also Trading Economics.

https://tradingeconomics.com/vix:ind

post your current market sentiment

https://files.catbox.moe/s0h0ai.mp4

>>58379287
Here, have an animooted version of that

>>58379659
Ok, cool. You got a missile that can stop a hypersonic missile?
How about a plane that can carpet bomb from 55,000 feet without the average radar even seeing it?

Elves owe me sex

rate my gambling portfolio

>>58379721
North Korea has proven you don't need anything more than nukes... no one will ever touch you.

>>58379721
>You got a missile that can stop a hypersonic missile?
hypersonic is a meme. its got such large trajectory and momentum it can easily be dealt with. it cant alter its path fast enough to change targets and payloads are way too small. its not some magic weapon.

>>58379729
You should into spreads imo. Ithink you'd like it.

weakassbitchniggamarket

>>58379729
>weed
a POORtfolio indeed.

>>58379714

>>58379734
its a commie backed money laundering country. similar to the vatican for the capitalists.

>>58379734
Ukraine has proven if you give up your nukes, you're fair game.

>>58379745
Weed is going to skyrocket with all the american student loans forgiven.

>>58379456
I am right with you. Burned on everything. Upro, xxxx, soxl, lululemon, nike, and my fun bag of soun, lunr, and djt. From $81,000 to $73,000. Mnew it would happen, but the exact wrong moment!

Speaking of, LMT just went batman, and RTX has been sliding down since before lunch.

>>58379738
I do want to into spreads. I am just now comfy with the basic fundamentals and would like to go to step 2 of my financial journey.

>>58379715
Thanks anon, I think i'll be using it a lot as long as poopy pants McGee Biden is still in office.

>>58379736
>. its got such large trajectory and momentum it can easily be dealt with.
IF you have a counter. Otherwise, the fuck is Private Timmy gonna do? Paraglide into the fucker?

>>58379721
Yeah its called a pac3 you fucking retarded spastic. The hand me downs Ukraine got blew hypersonic out so bad that Russia charged it's creators with treason to save face lmao.

>>58379757
Only those who borrowed less than 12k, AND have been PAYING for at least 10 years.
Meaning, nobody. The rest, we can bet, is going into accounts, until dead people file properly for their relief.

>>58379671
Again, kicked out. Motherfuckers

>>58379736
Why would it need to change it's target?

Hello folks, I'm Brent Musburger and you are LOOKING LIVE at anon's portfolio

Ooh dumpy.

Ok, not a joke, headed to COSTCO, anyone want anything for the end of the world?

Cheer up guys, bear markets can be fun too

>>58379828
lol

Stocks will keep going down at least until they start going up again. We will know for sure when that happens because price changes will switch from a downward direction to an upward one. The main indicator that we can use to identify this switch is that we will begin to see stock prices rising instead of falling. That will tell us when returns on stocks have changed from negative to positive. With positive returns, then the value of stocks will grow rather than shrink. Thus, the prices at which stocks are bought and sold will be going up instead of going down. Until then though, stock values will continue moving downward rather than upward.

RUSSIAN FIGHTERS DESTROY UKRAINE’S LARGEST UNDERGROUND NATURAL GAS STORAGE FACILITY

>>58379726
I see you are focusing on the important issues here.

>>58379845
Dude thanks for the reminder, I forgot I had a certificate I have to burn

>>58379831
She can take a dump in my mouth if you know what i mean

>>58379849
I'm having a good time.

Can someone explain why the market is down today? Weren't they happy on PPI numbers yesterday? Not that I am complaining. I wanted a correction for a while, just wondering the sudden shift.

Anyone got the earnings for today? Need to see what to play. Please and thank you.

>>58379615
>theres an entire colony of mexicans selling fruit and what not in the parking lot
That's illegal unless they have permits. Call the cops on 'em. You have to push back sometime.

>Fed's Schmid Says Wage Growth Signals Ongoing Labor Market Imbalance; Important For Fed To Tolerate Interest Rate Volatility; Would Like To See Much Smaller Fed Balance Sheet; Large Fed Balance Sheet Suppressing Market Rate Signals; Large Fed Balance Sheet Depressing Market Rates
Holy shit JPow tell these motherfuckers to stop talking

>stocks dumping
>bonds up
is there some geopolitical event im unaware of

AAAHAAHHHHHHHH

>>58379225
4 out of the 5 medium term risks are economic

damn it's almost like they are bracing for impact. could /pmg/ finally be right this time?

>>58379862
it's a shake-out, lower price for producers (the ones making you money if you hold stocks) and higher prices anyway for goycattle debt slaves is bullish.

A month straight of selling because of THE DUMBEST SHIT IMAGINABLE. Just like last August - October. A bunch of faggot Fed speakers openly speculating and retail normies back to crying over 0.1% changes in inflation. Utterly fucking ridiculous, and bears are going to wonder why everything moons after this.

>>58379828

>>58379871
> Israel Bracing for Potential Direct Attack From Iran in Days
https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2024-04-12/israel-bracing-for-potential-direct-attack-from-iran-in-days
> Threat of Iranian attack on Israel is 'real and credible', says White House
https://www.bbc.com/news/world-middle-east-68796363
This follows after Israel bombed the Iranian embassy in Syria last week.

>>58379894
Exactly.

How many of you even realize the market is being propped up by the fed? Them continuing to do this is fucking with the greater plan. They need to let it fall, and it seems they got the message.

U.S. OFFICIAL: CHINA ALSO HELPING RUSSIA IMPROVE SATELLITE AND SPACE-BASED CAPABILITIES FOR USE IN UKRAINE, INCREASING RUSSIAN THREAT ACROSS EUROPE

Most of you are retards. JPM said today “it’s over”. But it’s ok they all sold before March 8th.

>>58379907
This is quite literally the personification of, the jew cries out in pain as he strikes you

>>58379763
RH spreads are great but they require margin now I believe. I would never suggest someone enable margin. I don't know if someone else has any brokers that offer something similar to what RH used to offer. You are essentially already spreading. Godspeed brother.

@NYTIMES: ALL NIGGERS DEAD; BIDEN DECLARES APRIL 14-20 WEEK OF NATIONAL CEBERATION

>>58379920
Jamie Dimon's been saying that for maybe a year.

Sold my DRIP just in case war breaks out over the weekend

>>58379911
I'm sure the fundamentals being on par with the financial crisis, dot com bust, and the covid crash is purely coincidental. To the moon! HODL STONKS! WUBALUBBADUBDUB!

>>58379726

oil going down
happening canceled or just thr tightwads wanting to get in cheaper?

Glide,
slope,
captured?

I'm getting fukkin beheemed

Ok Bobo that's enough, you've had your fun. You can stop crashing the market now...

is it too late to buy PM miners? someone shilled AG and PAAS, but they are near ath and i refuse to be a bag holder.

U.S. OFFICIAL: RUSSIA'S AMBITIOUS DEFENSE EXPANSION HAPPENING FASTER THAN U.S. HAD BELIEVED POSSIBLE EARLIER IN CONFLICT WITH UKRAINE

>>58379931
True, but it counts when he says it during earnings.

btw fuck whoever shilled ENLV

>>58379920
No he didn't stop making shit up.

here's what going to happen over the weekend:
nothing
on monday the markets will pump the difference back up

Nice little sudden BOIL spike further up a few minutes ago.

>>58379907
>Israel sowing
teehee I did a bad XD
>Israel reaping
kowai dechu! swave us wunited states O///O

>>58379989
It do be like this tho

Israel shit is going to be a nothingburger 100% guaranteed

>>58379956
Nice link asshole.

>>58379943
>oil going down
What you think
>oh everything is okay
In reality
>holy fuck even oil isn't enough, dump into bonds

>>58379907
>Fuck around
>Find out
>Really do fine out
Love to finally be seeing it everywhere

>>58379978
LOL yes he did.

U.S. OFFICIAL: CHINA IS PROVIDING RUSSIA WITH SIGNIFICANT QUANTITIES OF MACHINE TOOLS, MICROELECTRONICS, OPTICS, DRONE AND CRUISE MISSILE TECHNOLOGY AND NITROCELLULOSE USED FOR WEAPONS PROPELLANTS

>>58380007
so do I think, but maarket will shit the bed and recover only on Monday/Tuesday. Short now.

>>58379820
because targets move. like boats and tanks.
>>58379776
payload isnt strong enough still to be a worry. china or russia cant just point and click to delete a carrier.

>>58380014
I love watching them try to play the victim when this is all because they bombed Iran's embassy in Syria

Iran will fire 50+ missiles into Israel on Saturday…

>>58380018
Got tickers of those companies?

>>58379871
in a shocking turn of events, ukraine lost to russia.

>>58380018
>MUH_AI_NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!.jpg

Sweet. I hope they sell taiwan to russia

>>58380018
>U.S. OFFICIAL: TRANS PEOPLE ARE SPECIAL PEOPLE WHO DESERVE TO BE PLACED UNDER TITLE 9. TAKE YOUR VACCINES IF YOU DON'T WANT YOUR GRANDMOTHER DYING.
>FEAR
>FEAR
>FEAR
>FEAR
>FEAR

>>58379931
And today people finally started to listen with the ECB and Iran news

>>58380030
>50, representing each state of the united states they've heemed

What about puerto rico ?

>>58380030
And how many will actually hit, eight?

uvxy monday: 6$ and change sir

UVXY thursday: 35$
UVXY FRIDAY: 39.46$

I need a mumu to tell me about the paradigm STAT!

leech looking for a spoonfeed here. i just dumped a chunk of my disposable income into my savings account after deciding that buying a used E39 BMW was a fucking horrible idea. up till now ive been going 100% equity ETFs and sitting on it. am i good to sticking to that or should i d*versify a bit?

>>58380099
had a reverse split

>>58379225
>Liveperson (LPSN)
>an AI company that shits the bed daily for weeks now
Wtf is it's problem? Is this the beginnings of an AI bubble?

>>58379983
and then tuesday dump
wednesday pump
thursday dump
etc we crab forever now

>>58380089
If the Gazans could overrun their shitty iron dome what do you think Iran can do?

>>58380064
I've been listening the whole time because he's made good sense and has access to massive tons of pretty much direct and nearly all encompassing indicator data.

>>58379577
the rug just got pulled. have you ever seen spy drop 2 percent before market open?

>>58380089
that's actually an insanely good ratio considering the iron dome + quality of the missiles kek
i'd be surprised if they were able to land eight on an undefended piece of land within 1 mile of their launch pads.

>>58380016
I just went into their 8 page earnings document. Once again you are full of shit 2x.

>>58380029
You don't use hypersonic missiles for tanks, and you wouldn't for a boat smaller than an aircraft carrier. You disable AA systems like patriots, or one bang critical infrastructure like the power grid.

>>58380113
>Weeks
Looks like just your average shitco

There's a passable troon on CNBC right now that just said INTC is a strong sell.

Gimme a good gold ETF anons.

BREAKING: TIRASPOL ROCKED WITH DRONE ATTACK BELIEVED TO HAVE ORIGINATED FROM ODESSA

>>58380109
Thank god! Okay monday calls then.

All right, you can stop selling now. This isn't funny.
>>58380159
GLD

>>58380157
Just saw the name is Eva Ados.

>>58380163
God damn your fucking autistic ass, POST LINKS you dumb motherfucker.

>The Next Recession: Redditors Say It's 'Usually Right After The Fed Pivots And Starts Cutting Rates'
So now I'm fucking getting news about Reddit in my feed

>>58380173
Maybe we should at least consider boomer rock price in the future like this anon said last thread.

BREAKING NEWS:

U.S. Moves Warships to Defend Israel in Case of Iranian Attack

>>58380150
Then did you see why they are getting fucking destroyed today? Pretty sure that’s the white flag

>>58380153
you can already do that with normal missiles. hyper sonic missiles can be shot down because you can predict the trajectory easier since it cant change direction rapidly. so you just launch missiles at its various expected planned path and can shoot it down.

what stocks to profit off the new war? already got locksneed

:siren: BREAKING :siren:
I AM ABOUT TO TURN 30 AND HAVE NEVER HAD SEX :siren:

>>58380200

>>58380228
Congratulations on your upcoming wizard status, anon

>>58380203
Dang I found some article talking about what you mentioned but where can I find the original video of him talking? I want to hear the it's over myself instead of quotes cherry picked from the NYFags.

>international bonds are rising higher than American bonds

>>58380215
nothing will happen israel is already buck broken by hamas
i thought israel had a few more decades but they may be gone sooner than i thought

SEE YOU AROUND LIKE A DONUT /SMG/

>>58379828
kek, so much money went into that truck, fitting

Power hour.

>10y down
>stocks down
>DXY up
>Gold down
cash is the king I guess

BREAKING
NEWS
NIGGERS
AND JEWS

>>58380200
Links faggot.

POWER HOUR PLEASE
I NEED IT TO GO HIGHER
MAKE IT GO BACK UP
ALL THE WAY TO THE TOP
JEROME

Iran said fuck your calls

>>58380283
TURNS IT WAS EVEN MORE SOURER THAN THE PREVIOUS HOURS

>>58380301
>gold is down

On the15minute lol. This fire isn't going out. This much boomer rock doesn't get sold for nothing.

SQQQ and PHYSICAL SILVER

>>58380207
Worked well in Kharkhiv!

BECLOWNED
>Direxion Daily Semiconductor Bear 3X Shares (SOXS) has announced a 1-for-10 reverse stock split after close on April 12th

>everything red except AAPL

>>58380283
Power hour is going to look like my dick doing its best to rise up after 4 hours of wanking

>>58380324
GOMEN!

>>58380336
all my defense stocks are up except RTX

>>58380317
https://www.wsj.com/world/middle-east/iranian-attack-expected-on-israel-in-next-two-days-42b0537c
bipartisan too
>https://www.foxnews.com/world/imminent-attack-from-iran-keeps-israel-alert-us-admits-credible-threat-terror-state
>Imminent attack from Iran keeps Israel on alert as US admits 'credible' threat from terror state
They have a 48 window as of yesterday I think. Which means western intelligence probably seems them moving into position

I have run out of money to buy every dip, its a rice and beans month now.

It's going to be sour hour.

>>58380336
Revolutionary Guard powered by iMac.

>>58380336
There are 73 companies with MC over $2b and PE between 1 and 40 that are up right now and I'm checking which one of them should I buy.

JUST BREAKING NOW FROM VICE NEWS: WHY THIS 26 YEAR OLD PRETTY SINGLE NATIVEBORN WOMAN IS ASSISTING WITH THE REFUGEE CRISIS IN PERSON

how can people think we are in a good economic environment rn? Covid crash was the preamble

>>58380396
Then sit on the sidelines and watch, pussy.

>>58380324
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>58380409
I'm all in SQQQ rn faggot

>tup
>plby

top jeb

BOBO-SAN

YAMETEEEEEEEEEEEEE

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

I’m buying at close. Death to Israel and Iran.

>>58380421

>>58380443
the world is better off if they glass themselves, good goyim us gay will get dragged into it tho

38 MINS AGO
>https://www.bbc.com/news/world-middle-east-68796363
>"Threat of Iranian attack on Israel is 'real and credible', says White House"
>"US officials had told CBS News, the BBC's US partner, that a major attack on Israel could happen imminently."
>"Israeli radio reported local authorities had been told to prepare for the possibility of an attack, including by assessing the readiness of public shelters."

>>58380443
buying xom at close

>>58380454

>>58380471
>Says
What's he saying?

Iran will shoot a rocket into a sand dune and thats it. Muslim countries are the biggest pussy ass bitches around and would get wiped by North Korea in a conventional war.

1.6% seems negligible
I'll worry at 20%

>>58380461
the fuck timmy gon' do?

i am getting heemed its ogre. will slurp BB once it dips below 3 dollars tho.

>>58380362
the "terror state" there is Israel

>>58380471
>>58380482
damnit it cut off that headline. here.

Lower
Lows

>>58380503
Mower
Mows

Imagine if america used all that budget to protect the southern border.

>>58380461
Priced in, rally Monday. Nothing will happen.

>>58380503
Nigger
Niggers

Reminder that Yelp is a recession proof company, as shown by today's price action in its stock

I almost almost almost slurped the fuck out of SOXL, I'm staying put until Monday

>>58380502
The app knew it was bs lol

>>58380461
>>58380362
I don't fucking get it. Israel attacked an embassy of Iran. Iran communicated that it's pissed and is going to do a little tit for tat. Why is everyone acting like this is the end of the world? If rockets were so bad then Israel wouldn't have to keep sething about gaza and the hamas.

my puts doin lil sumthin
haha

>>58380461
War is bullish. I'm tempted to buy a modest amount of calls.

>>58380527
>-12% YTD

Say goodbye to TSM
https://www.skynews.com.au/opinion/china-predicted-to-coordinate-invasion-of-taiwan-with-iranian-strike-on-israel/video/e142852d16601b164fab088b0501ab46

Biden has literally shat the bed for re-election his only hope now is just starting another war. Wala!

What's going on with XOM?

>>58380562
>(((predicted)))

>>58380562
why would china invade its own country?

>>58380541
Because Israel is being a dramatic bitch and is threatening to him them harder again even though they started it

>>58380558
that's because there was no recession at the beginning of this year. Now it's Yelp's time to shine

>>58380579
he has one option, drill baby drill, or losing the election

>>58380578
it's inviting me to slurp

>VIX up 20+ percent
what the fuck did I miss? I"ve been gone a week

>>58380588
They're like a rabid chihuaha. It's a braindead bluff. They can't afford to go all in without the US and the US can't afford to go all in on Iran and risk being stretched too thin for too long.

>>58380579
he isn't making any decisions, no a single one. The glowniggers that got him elected will start a war to keep the puppet. Weekend at bernies, kinda funny

>>58380615
Scroll up.

>>58380579
>black vote counters in democrat stronghold cities won't deliver any needed number of votes at 2am
imagine believing the outcome of the next "election" is in any way whatsoever in doubt

>>58380615
simple
i bought

>>58380615
Bobos are using their 3rd line of credit to short the market as their last ditch effort to avoid spending the rest of their lives on kneepads.

>>58379225
Any news on why XOM is down today? Geopolitical tensions in the ME should cause oil prices to rise, which is VERY good for XOM. But they've been falling since around noon.

these new AI algorithms have gone bat shit crazy
i rename thee... AIgorithms

ATTENTION, ATTENTION
The planet moon is made of brappy gases.
BUY NOW

>>58380641
we either have a future where we look at all the dumb shit niggers in politics said, or the future is brown and they don't understand. Short everything

>>58380629
I like pepes in real life settings.

I'm up to 300 SPY shares now

Reaper of death looming over nycb.

>>58380641
are the brappy gasses of the female variety? very important info plz

>>58380662

>>58380641

>>58380638
hurt my line too bizanon but did not sell.
i blame >>58380640

ooof im getting that gut feeling again

Last /smg/ before nuclear attack:
>>58380705
>>58380705
>>58380705

>>58380673
can we get a live rocker reaction?

Bailout everyone.
The Commercial RE holders and the neets with student debt. Do it Biden you retard dumbass, can't let Trump win and people are getting angy

>>58380680
This map is not relevant as the reserves shown are not a sum of readily available reserve together with economically viable unextracted reserves. Ukraine and Norway would make the rest look poor.

>>58380638
Maybe STOOKS are about to get DEEP FOOKED across the board with only rando whack a mole exceptions.

>>58380740
you misread the map

>>58380641
I just solded.

>>58380740
That's not what the map is talking about at all.

you bought calls right anon?

>>58380626
add this too
>imagine thinking either candidate won't fully support Israel in whatever it decides to do

>>58379615
Bullish for KR

>>58380615
There is considerable dispute about the disposition of the short term trend and what that ought be. This caused the options chain to get a bit heated.

>>58380638
Companies whose main operations are in the middle east might be fucked. Look at American crude.