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58365189 No.58365189 [Reply] [Original]

After countless hours observing dipshits offering financial/life advice, I have discovered a very simple metric for whether or not you should immediately discard what they have to say. Here it is:
>if, when a person becomes famous/rich, the first or favorite car they buy is anything electric, e.g. Tesla, their opinion is to be discarded

You cannot refute me because I am right.
>an electric car is impractical unless you live in a cramped bugman metropolitan area and have 4+ hours a day to charge your shitbox at Whole Foods
>an electric car depreciates in value faster than a normal, non-gay vehicle
>electric cars are often objectively inferior engineering (see all the pics of Tesla welds/blocks of wood), meaning you bought one without even understanding the intrinsic value and construction of what you just blew $50,000+ on
>they are aesthetically displeasing and not liked by actual vehicle enthusiasts
>most people who buy them, buy them just to have "the latest thing", like a smartphone or watch; they are the ultimate vehicle for consumers

>> No.58365213

>>58365189
>>an electric car depreciates in value faster than a normal, non-gay vehicle
except gas-powered cars will be worthless in a few decades outside of collectors

>> No.58365215

>>58365189
Based and correct, all the people who drive Teslas around here are dumb fuck leftist faggots.

>> No.58365235
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58365235

>>58365189
It’s status signaling it doesn’t matter that it’s impractical

>> No.58365239

dont forget the
>according to the experts I am saving the planet buying a giant chunk of inflamable lithium that tears asphalt because of the weight and instant torque
>think of the polar bearinos

>> No.58365257

>>58365213
>Two more weeks bro!
EV's are fucking gay, overstated energy efficiency and introducing IoT to vehicles is fucking retarded.

>> No.58365290
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58365290

>>58365235
>buying retarded overpriced shit to flex your "status"
>throw away your hard-earned money to make someone else rich in the process

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58367510

>>58365189
if my vehicle gets me from one place to another without any problems i don't care if it's gasoline or electric. my real concern at this point is whether i'm going to make a profit with 1intro or get stuck in the 6 figures.